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Dr. Bright was recently removed from his post as head of the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority and replaced with the guy who makes trumps omelets at maralago. This was a scary hearing today. Dr. Bright warned us that the window is closing to address the pandemic and, you know, unless that window was a drivethru window at kfc theres no way trumps even going to bother. Bright said if we dont get our act together the United States could be headed for the darkest winter in modern history. The good news is it sounds like hes saying we might make it to winter. Dr. Tanhattan of course was watching dr. Bright on tv and he stopped on the lawn this afternoon to yell about him. I dont know him. I never met him. I dont want to meet him. But i watched him. And he looked like an angry disgruntled employee who frankly according to some people didnt do a very good job. Jimmy thats right. I dont know him. Never met him. Dont know anything about him. But he sucks. At this point does donald trump have any gruntled employees . Dr. Bright claims he was ousted from his position because he pushed back on the president when he was pushing this hydroxychloroquine as a miracle drug. Of course that has been proven not to be a miracle drug. But it would seem someone forgot to tell donald trump. Weve had tremendous response to hydroxy. Weve had the great response the zpak. A lot of people have sworn by it. And well see. Jimmy well see. Thats the strategy. Well see. Try . Hydro. A little bit of zinc. Get your zpak. Chase it with a jug of bleach. Maybe a smidgen of motor oil with elder berry. Shove a sprig of dry sage up your nose. You might be okay. Well see. Donny booboo had quite a temper tantrum today capped off by had retweet of his old tweet that says obamagate even though no one including him knows what obamagate is. Has the word gate at the end, so it must be bad. And we learned via the daily beast that the president and his task rabbits have been pressuring the cdc to fudge the virus casualty numbers to get them lower. He wants the cdc to stop counting deaths of people who were presumed to have the virus but didnt have official lab results as well as victims who did have the virus but may have also had something else. In other words, patient had covid but he also had gum disease. So lets say he died of that. Or lets throw him in the ocean and blame it on sharks. The disease gets scarier by the day. Its having much more of an impact on children now. Its said to now attack not just the lungs but all manner of organs. And researchers at the university of pennsylvania just found that when you speak loudly droplets of the virus can hang around in the air for at least eight minutes. Which eight minutes is a long thats seven more minutes than sex. That is just great. The world is already a combination of bird box and contagion. Why not throw a quiet place in too . But a lot of people either dont believe this or just dont care. In wisconsin the state Supreme Court overturned the governors stay at home order, and guess what happened immediately. Bars in wisconsin were packed on wednesday night. Video from this bar in west dallass, a milwaukee suburb, showed patrons huddled together and not wearing masks. Jimmy terrific. A new season of the miwalking dead. The president called that decision in wisconsin a big win and then he headed to allentown, pennsylvania, one of the factor yirz he learned with b. In a billy joel song. Trump took a tour of a factory where they manufacture masks. And did the president wear a mask to the factory where they manufacture masks . Of course not. Everyone else did. He did not. But theres a good reason why he wont wear a mask. Wearing a mask is an act of respect and consideration for others. The medical gloves were off too. While he was speaking at the factory, trump did a miraculous thing. He screwed up. He inadvertently call h1n1 and somehow quickly did that to pretend he was making fun of joe biden. Most of the n95 mass wrkz distribute distributed during the n1h1. You know who says that. Right . N1h1. Who says that . Sleepy joe biden. Remember . He said the n1h1. I said isnt it the other way around . They said yes, sir. But he said it so it doesnt make any difference. Jimmy good one. Remember when trump thought belgium was a city . There has been so much stupidity on parade lately but this may be the most confusing trechbd all of them. People are actually getting coronavirusthemed tattoos. To remember ti guess. This is a classy piece of art. Depicting two skeletons clinking bottles of corona beer. This tattoo is of toilet paper. It says covid19. A lot of them involve toilet paper. Heres another one. I survived 2020. Might be a bit presumptuous being that it is only may, but i like the positive thinking. And this is creative. This is a roll of toilet paper running away from the virus. Let me tell you something, if that aint a pixar movie in the making, i dont know what is. God, please help us. We have a good show for you tonight. Tonight were going to salute our Health Care Hero of the week, very special person. And weve got a surprise mystery guest for that person. And when we come back, well be right back with stephen curry. So stick around. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by chevrolet. Out and discover. Go at chevy, were committed to getting you there with confidence and peace of mind. If you need a new chevy, interestfree apr financing for 84 months on many of our most popular models. You may even shop online and take delivery at home where available. And when you do, your chevy clean dealers commit to using enhanced vehicle cleaning measures with cdcapproved cleansers. 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Com we stick together, for worse or for better yeah through any kind of weather, yo youre my friend in need. come on, come on we stick together, we make the sunshine brighter, we make it all feel better, youre my, youre my, woo, yeah youre my family. yo youre my family. And. L music fades in . Hey hi jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Later on, we will meet our healthcare hero of the week and we have a big surprise for her. Next week on the show sarah paulson, janelle monae, Patton Oswalt and kevin hart will join us. So we hope you will too. My guest tonight is a threetime nba champion, twotime most valuable player, and now miniature golf legend. His miniature golf show holey moley 2 the sequel premieres one week from tonight here on abc. From the golden state warriors, please welcome stephen curry. Hello, steph, how you doin . Whats up, jimmy . How you doin . Jimmy im doin all right. You look like it looks like things are neat in your house. Things are not quite as neat in my house. I just picked the right spot. Im totally fronting right now. Everything on this side of the camera is a total mess. Jimmy that makes sense. I cant believe you quit basketball to play miniature golf. It really is something i never imagined. When jordan quit to play baseball, that was big, but this seems extra ridiculous. I was inspired by the documentary for sure to find my true calling in life, and i think i found it. Jimmy have you been watching the documentary . I have. Really cool perspective to hear him talk about his career in his own words. Everybody can create narratives and have the images. But to hear it from his own words and kind of set the tone for what that 91 to 98 type of run was, its just crazy to watch and hear and see. Im loving it. Jimmy did you have the foresight to do that, to do that yourself, to have cameras around documenting the behind the scenes . Yes and no. So i got plenty of footage on my phone that would, i guess in todays age could be actually the most entertaining content, but the no part, our team, when we were going through these five finals runs the last five years, our last year, we turned down an opportunity, i believe, to have cameras follow our last season. I think that was the right decision. But there is, theres plenty of good content to hopefully maybe 20 years down the line, lets revisit what weve been through. Jimmy when do you think youll go back . Do you have any more idea than anyone else . Do you have a sense . Or are you just kind of still going with the flow here . Its a little bit with the flow, but i think the conversation around from the Players Association and nba and the league offices, everybodys trying to get the game back as soon as possible. But you obviously have to be safe. You have to protect the players, the fans, our families, coaching staffs, the entire organization. So a lot of things at play. Were learning by the week as things change and develop, but i would assume basketball will be back in some way, shape or form this summer. Jimmy so lets say it does, and lets say they say okay, we dont want to have 15,000 people in an arena, we just want to have the players, just the guys on the court. I was wondering about like when you talk to each other, will we be able to hear that . Will we be able to hear the trash talk . It seems like it could potentially be better without the fans there. It would be raw. Like i think, yeah, everybody has like those mics on their jersey sometimes, and theyll play like the inside tracks or whatever, but this would take it to a whole other level of just pure insanity of what we say on the court, what you know, that trash talk that happens, even myself taking part in it. But i think everybody, from whether youre on the court, on the bench, all the nonsense, like that might be something thats really appealing from a fan perspective to get up close and personal with what we do on the court. Jimmy who on your team would get bleeped the most . Thats not even a question. Me. No, im just kidding. Jimmy oh, really . No. I mean, obviously, Everybody Knows draymond loves to talk. Hes an expert trash talker. Like i dont just say hes a trash talker. Like hes above hes on another level of his material is phenomenal. Jimmy he could have a netflix special while hes playing basketball, that would be something. Thats how you get the bang for your buck, open up opportunities from the game for sure. Jimmy what is the Court Situation like at your house . Do you have a big professional caliber Basketball Court . No, i have some pavers in my driveway and a makeshift basket that i assembled myself, right when the quarantine happened, which is kind of crazy. Probably most people assume that jimmy what . Nba players have a court or a hoop or something. Jimmy yeah. I didnt. But now i do. So i can get shots up, lets put it that way. I can get shots up. Jimmy where did you get it . It came in a box to your house and then you built it . Absolutely. Jimmy wow, youre a real craftsman. This show, holey moley, the Second Season of the show. You love, this right . You get a real kick out of miniature golf. I do. Ive obviously played it myself, but this takes it to a whole other level in terms of the insanity, the comedy. We have rob riggle on the calls. And Joe Tessatore and jeanie meyer. We have a lot of entertainment value, and its something for the entire family. Everybodys either heard about it or played mini golf themselves, but to see it in this type of format is pretty amazing, and i think we bring the entertainment value every episode. Im the animated character this year, the resident golf pro, so i absolutely love it. Jimmy you posted a video of yourself making a trick shot here. Lets take a look at this video here now. Here we go. This is in your house. Into the how many times . How many times did it take before you made that . That was, i think, the fourth attempt. But as you know with all these shows and these type of content situation, i did it in the fourth attempt. I tried to redo it and it took me like 100. Jimmy oh, really . So ive got a big, big spectrum of attempts on that one. Jimmy you want to try it right now . Do you want to see if you can do it live with all the pressure on . Thats when youre at your best. That is when im at my best. And im actually dressed in my golf clothes. So i might as well. Jimmy lets do it. How far away are you from your setup . Im like ten feet away. Not too far. I can actually like take you. Jimmy beautiful, all right. Here we go. To the setup. Here we go. So im over here by my front door, as you can see. Jimmy uhhuh. So i have a little setup here. Can you see me . Jimmy i can see. Everything looks great. Okay. Here we go. Heres my cup right here. Lets see if i can do it. Jimmy into the cup. A little right. So. Here we go. Jimmy all right. Now im dialing it in. Get my tiger on. Ooh, that was it. Jimmy ive got to tell you right now, im so excited because i havent seen sports in so long im just enjoying watching this. Can vegas bet on this . Jimmy theres nobody in vegas. Theres no one left. Theres no one to bet. Its empty. Here we go. Im blaming it on the pink balls. Its not me. Jimmy what is that, a pingpong ball . Or what have you got there . Its an actual indoor i dont know what you call it. Oh thats it its in there thats it yes jimmy i got my fix. Well done. Stephen curry. As you can see. Jimmy you did it. Every night ive been making a donation to charity. Stephen has selected eat learn play, this is a foundation you and your wife ayesha started. Go to eatlearnplay. Org to learn more. And watch stefen on holey moley a week from tonight. Thanks, stephen. When we come back, our Health Care Hero of the week. Yes a new moment in wireless has begun. Tmobile and sprint are joining forces. By bringing together our two networks, tmobile will build americas largest and most reliable with more towers, more engineers, and more coverage. Youll get the best 5g network, and the best prices. Welcome to tmobile. Americas largest 5g network. I am totally blind. And non24 can throw my days and nights out of sync, keeping me from the things i love to do. Talk to your doctor, and call 8442142424. Add some resistance. Sara, your movie plus trial is about to expire. Do you want to continue or cancel . Capital one knows that looks out for charges that might surprise you another way capital one is watching out for your money when youre not. Whats in your wallet . Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Our Health Care Hero this week is a nurse from new milford, connecticut. Shes with us now. Say hello to Samantha Brown. Hi, samantha. Hi. How are you . Jimmy im doing well. Thank you for joining us. Tell us what kind of nursing you do and where you work. So i work at maplewood at newtown. Its an assisted living, and im a wellness nurse there. Jimmy youre a wellness nurse with senior citizens, is it kind of like having 100 grandparents . Yeah. Basically, yeah. Were a big family. Jimmy what keeps you going through Something Like this . So you know, what really keeps us going is were a great team, all my coworkers, superiors. You know, were in it together. We always have each others backs and we really love these residents. And these residents are our families. And we just do it because its just something that we do. Jimmy are they cut off from their families at this time . So they are cut off from visitors, yes. We do have these ipads, its almost like a robot where we really try to do face time calls with them and as much activity through that ipad as possible so they can see their family members, but otherwise theyre isolated. Jimmy you have, what, two young kids at home . I have two little kids, yeah, 5 and 2. Jimmy 5 and 2. Okay. Very good. And im sure thats added stress. Now, we found you, the way you came to us was through adobes honorheroes program which highlights artwork celebrating Health Care Workers and other everyday heroes. And who made this portrait of you . So my sister did. I sent her a snapchat one night, not expecting anything, and a couple days later she posted that and it was really cool. Jimmy well, we poked around in your profile and we learned some things about you, and i want to introduce you to someone right now. Say hello to my dear friend adam levine, who i understand you enjoy. Adam, this is samantha. Hi. Can you see me . Yeah. Hi, samantha, how are you doing . Hi, how are you . Im really, really good. Youre amazing, by the way. We love you. Jimmy poor adams living in a garage. Yes. Ive been demoted to the garage. Oh, no. Jimmy samantha, are there any fantasies that youd like to share with adam, anything now that you have this intimate chat situation . Hit me. No. Oh, my gosh. I just i miss you on the voice. I miss thank you very much. Watching you and blake shelton. You know, i miss him, too. As much as i really dont like to admit it. I miss him very much. Jimmy adam, im sure samanthas a little flustered right now, but she loves you. I love you, too. Jimmy thank you for saying you love me, but you should Say Something nice to samantha also, though. Oh, got it. Samantha, i love you as well. I love you both the same. Jimmy well, that is very kind. So listen, adam and i have Something Special for you, okay . The folks at adobe have arranged to give you 10,000 to spend however you like and adobes going to be giving gift cards for food delivery to each of the nurses in your department to thank them and to honor them, too. But none of it beats adam levine, i will say that. Wow. And jimmy, it was mostly me that did that. Jimmy it was mostly you, adam. Well, anyway, thank you so much, samantha, for taking care of our elders and thank you, adam, for being so nice to do this. We appreciate it. Pleasure. Jimmy Samantha Brown and adam levine. Well be right back. Wow. Thank you. The future of phone service. Et out to create we tossed the stuff that wasnt working. Stuff like footlong bills and fees from nowhere. Timewasting stores, misleading ads, unhelpful help centers. And saved the stuff that was working. Like verizons 4g lte network. Plus unlimited data, messages, and minutes. Its a simple system. Trim the bad. Make the good better. And way cheaper. Meet visible. 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And thank you for making this isolation feel like an sweltering heat setting records today. Hotter conditions expected tomorrow. The pandemic prevented groups of scouts from planting memorial day flags at headstoneshis sti. Wh ds of s heat. How 19 resicon budget cuts in schools and how it could affect the cleanliness of your childs classroom. The bay area bakes for the memorial day holiday as crowds pack local beaches and parks even during a pandemic. Good evening and thanks for joining us. Meteorologist tracking the heat wave and has a look at the records we broke today. Yeah. Were looking at five record High Temperature for today. 95 degrees breaking a previous record of 92. Sfo up to 90. Oakland 91. San jose tieing at the 5. And gilroy tieing at nearly 100 degrees this afternoon. As you look at the in your opinions many areas inland in the 70s a

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