Not how hard is that, im clearly doing the highhat. You silly watch applause laughter . cheers and applause laughter . James now lets say, thats not all. Lets say it is sexy times at home, now i will let you into a bit of my personal life now. On special occasions, birthdays, anniversaries, christmas, i will go back to my bedroom with my wife. We will french kiss for anything between 40 and 50 seconds. laughter i will then place her on the edge of the bed, take five steps away, remove all of my clothes and play a sultry sax o phone saxophone solo, fully nude. Its what i do, ladies, control yourself, the thing is to do it you have to have a saxophone, so you have to go, get it out of the case, you have to put it all together. Empty the spit val of, and i have to admit, any time you are using the term spit valofits a mood killer, okay, that is not an issue any more. Because if i set my watch to saxophone. Okay. But applause its not just musical instruments. It is not just musical instruments. What is the biggest problem facing a man in america today. We all know what it is. The inability to giggle like a school girl. Most men cant giggle like a school girl, its sexist, is what it is, but now thats over. 23 i set. My watch like this, watch. Someone says something a bit risque. It is wonderful. Anybody here like to party . You like to party . cheers and applause . James you like to party . I like to party, partying is maybe my third thing to do. Third thing to do, it goes attending church, volunteering at the local soup kitchen and then partying, okay. Now attending church, volunteering at the local food kitchen, helping kittens get a dod and then partying, so number four. If you are like me, you have got to be ready to party any time, anywhere. How do you signify a party, reggie, thats right, you just hit the air horn, okay. So look, you can be anywhere, yo, guys this party is sick. Ice it anywhere. Hey, any blue berry muffins, you do. air horn sound it works all the times. It works in any situation, karen, im so sorry for your loss. air horn sound right now my jewish friends, my jewish friends that is a long air horn, my jewish friends here will know, in the middle of high holidays. This next feature couldnt have come at a better time. Maybe are you celebrating yom kippur or bar mitzvah and the band doesnt show up, not to worry, you set your watch and playing halfa nagila . James what is better is with this new Apple Watch Technology it makes it even easier to switch between all of the different apps. I will set it on switch and look at this, watch. laughter . James this is the late, late show. Come on back, everybody. cheers and applause . Steve chooses to walk over the26. 2 miles,9 days. Thats a marathon. And he does it with dr. Scholls. Only dr. Scholls has massaging gel insoles that provide allday comfort to keep him feeling more energized. Dr. Scholls. Born to move. 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Our audience give us a lot every day by coming to our shows an laughing. We thought it was time we give back to them in the form of cash prizes with our brand new game, this is wheelin and dealin. All right. Were about to play wheelin n dealin, this is the wheel, it is full of wheel deals, real deals, no, wheel deals, now which lucky audience member would like to take a spin. applause up you come, sir. How are you. Come and stand here. How are you . What is your name. Ryan. James and where are you from. From arizona. James this is a wonderful shirt. Thank you. James what did we call this . Bowling chic. James i think youre being very disrespectful to the Bowling Community when you say that, ryan. I think we all know what it is, it is a sort of, it is a perfect shirt if you are a messy eater. Thats actually why i wore it. James all right, now look heres how the game works. Are you looking for a little cash, could some hard cash help you out . Always. James well, the game is wheelin and dealin. This is the deal, full of wheel deals, real deals, no. Wheel deals. James you spin the wheel deal to win the cash but you can take a chance at the end and multiply that cash by making a deal. Well get to that later. But first its time for you to go over and spin the wheel. Okay. applause okay, so in your own time, ryan, when you are ready, give it a good strong spin. Here we go. James its got 20,000, 5,000, 10,000. We dont want to hit the no prize, that is the only one we dont want to hit. All right. Here we go. laughter you got to keep playing, keep playing. Okay. How hard did you spin it . I said strong but protocol for this sort of thing . Oh, here we go, its slowing down. Were coming around, were coming around, coming around. What . What is going is this a keep playing, keep playing. Here we go. Oh here we go how long is this segment . We oh, here we g here we go, here we go, here we go. Plawses applause . Oh, here it comes. What is it going to be, what is it going to be. Oh, come on. laughter . James how did we put that on this wheel. Well, okay, lets give it another spin, but a tiny one, okay. Dont, dont try to show off or anything, all right. Lets recap, the game is wheelin and dealin, this is the wheel, the wheel is full of wheel, real deals. Wheel deals. James give it a spin, lightly spin it, okay. Right, well thats not applause no, no, dont do the thing, no. Absolutely not. Thats too much money. We are not were not no, its got to be a little spin. Got to be one spin. Okay. James okay, all right, all right, here we go, wheel deals, real deal, wheel deals, no. Wheel deals. James okay, lets give it a spin, a light spin. Spin the wheel. James oh, come on. No, no, no. All right, forget it, forget it, well be right back with Minnie Driver and don johnson. Psoriasis does that. It was tough getting out there on stage. I wanted to be clear. I wanted it to last. So i kept on fighting. 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Steal the spotlight in the new stevie. Right now, get up to 50 off all pants and jeans at old navy. We cantwhy . Y here terrible toilet paper ill never get clean way ahead of you. Charmin ultra strong. It cleans better. Its four times stronger and you can use less. Enjoy the go with charmin. James welcome back. Lets meet our guests tonight. She stars in abcs speechless, please welcome Minnie Driver. Minnie driver. James he stars in brawl in cell block 99, please welcome don johnson. Don johnson. James thank you so much for being here, thanks for stopping by. I have got to be honest, minnie, when i met you before, i never realized quite how tall you are. It is ironic im called minnie, isnt it. James it is ironic, i are taller than i thought were you. Have you ever had to work with some miniature actors and thats been a problem . Well, no offense but all actors are incredibly short. James are they . All of them. Well, not all of them, but mostly they are. I have been dug more ditches to stand in. James why dont they put them on a box. I wish you had been there in the field and circle of the field saying why dont they just put the actor on the box. They like to dig me ditches or stand you on a hillside with the actor standing up hill. And you standing down hill, in the smaller ditch. James really . Yeah. James don, have you ever had a ditch dug for you. Yeah, but it wasnt for that reason. laughter . James have you ever worked. And of course i would stand uphill from you. One time i gave, i was delivering an oscar to, well, i was presenting an oscar for best supporting actress and geena davis. Who is very tall. Who is like, you know, she can dunk a basketball. James yeah. She was coming up on stage and i went oh my god, this is going to be the Peter Dinglage moment. And so i had the oscar and as she was walking toward it i stood up, i stood back and kept holding the oscar and i moved her upstage before i before i would let go of the oscar. Can i, do you see the extent that men will go to to not be short. James although. Im not short. James no, are you not short at all, shes huge. Im average height. She is gorgeous. James i didnt say she wasnt gorgeous. She is beautiful. James but shes huge. But at that moment don johnson was like i dont care that she is winning an oscar, im going to come out of this looking okay. You got it. In judgement of the audience, i rest my case. James you got your big break on miami vice, a show that we all love and remember very fondly. But what i didnt realize is there were so many other actors got their first acting job on that show. Who do you remember, give us a list of people whose first job that was. Oh my gosh, it is crazy. There is probably dozens, tens of dozens of them. But i can remember, i cast Julia Roberts to play my gun maul in one. She didnt have a single word but she had tho lips. James yeah. So i just kept cutting to the lips. James sure. And bruce willis. Local neeson. Michael chiklis. James yes. It is trailing off now, but yeah. Yeah. James this is you and bruce willis here. Now i only recently found out, i never knew this, i found this out last week, did you know, this bruce willis released an album and called himself bruno. Did you know that . No, i didnt. I knew him as bruno. James shuted the front door. You knew bruce willis as bruno. Before we cast him in miami vice, when i would go to new york i would hang out at this place called cafe central. He was a bartender there. And he was bruno the bartender. James no. Yeah, he had a great sense of humor and he told great stories. And i got a lot with him famously. And he told me he wanted to be an actor. So i called our casting director and said bring this guy in. James bring in bruno. Yeah. So bruno then became bruce. James minnie, one of your first roles, you were in a bond movie. Yes. James golden iron. Yes. James which i had forgotten about, how did that come about. After circle of friends i was quite fat and very happy, but i didnt get a single job. And so i was broke and a bit fat. James right. And so my sister went well, have i this shall she was living in new york, selling jeans. She said come down to my shop inure gray, you can live here a couple bucks a day, gave me agent the post office, eventually she called and said you have been offered this bond film. Im standing in the middle of nowhere in uraguay without a penny to my name and now quite thin because have i no money to buy food. James dream. She grows do you want nobody a bond film. I went you know, im not sure i want to be in the bond film because they tend to be the kiss of death for a lot of actresses. James to be a bond girl. Yeah. Do you remember how lots of people who have been bond girls sometimes their careers go south. Anyway she was like, then i want you to be a bond girl, dont worry, love. You dont have to worry about not going anywhere from the middle of uraguay. They were like they want you to be a bad country and western singer. James you were a russian country and western singer, is that who you were. Yeah. It was it was properly weird watching it, i made it on to the pinball machine which seems like some sort of accomplishment. James 100 percent, thats it we have to congratulate you on the brilliant Second Season of speechless. It san incredible show. Tell everybody what it is about, about your what is happening with your character this season. Right, so the show is about a family who we have a son who has certificate ebbal palsy and she is cerebral palsy, she say bit of a ball buster, the mum, and doesnt become less of a ball buster but just funnier and better at busting balls swrz. James lets take a look at a clip from speechless which airs wednesday at 8 30 on abc. Way to try. Oh, tiny neighbor woman, you look like todays lady on the go, so together. How do you keep the fume gated affairs. Im sorry, i have an appointment. Oh, you are meeting a decorator. This is my life. Yes, may i have it . James stick around, more with these two when we come back. A fifthgrade teacher. When it comes to molding young minds, nobody does it better. She also builds her own fighting robots. Destroy. But when it comes to mortgages, shes less confident. Fortunately for sarah, theres Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. Its simple, so she can understand the details and be sure shes getting the right mortgage. Apply simply. Understand fully. Mortgage confidently. Directv has been rated 1 in Customer Satisfaction over cable for 17 years running. But some people still like cable. Just like some people like banging their head on a low ceiling. Drinking spoiled milk. Camping in poison ivy. 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