'Country Hard, Scatter Scatter… Jaga Jaga'

“Helloooo. Are you okay?” “Yeah, yeah, my bro” “Can you speak English? I don’t get your drift. All these your what’s gwan, and yeah, yeah, I hope you have not gone to take your thing again. If you want to engage me in a conversation, then speak straight English and stop saying yeah, yeah….” “Bros, you sef, you too dey do. Who cares anymore in this country?” “Ï do” “What is that?” “Country no level” “Excuse me?” “Ëverything don scatter scatter, Nigeria don jaga jaga. Na where we dey be that oh” “Ï see you are a fan of Eedris Abdulkareem. Festus Keyamo will soon come after you. Have you not seen how Keyamo came after the musician for attacking and ridiculing the Buhari government? He exposed the young man as a hypocrite who is criticizing government because Keyamo did not give him money to pay his hotel bills and his mother’s hospital bills too. All these your social critics by day, and hustlers by night.”