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Reducing the. Gap in a. While . That is the scalp called from cradle to grave Sorry no all pronounce that correctly open brackets from close brackets cradle to grave. It's important to get these things right I feel they are from Darlington it's a bit Darlow scar the scar poems they have got website the scar pones dot co dot u.k. Scar poems on the Twitter scar Potence on the Face Book So pretty straightforward really is the b.b.c. Tease introducing program it's Bob for sure here are 95 d.a.b. Online Freeview 7 to 2 as well I hope you well Saturday evening is treating you with a fair degree of decency so far we're here till 10 o'clock are some fine music in the studio got Be quiet shout loud gathered around the room here you give us a vague cheer if you like. But was not what was really impressively vague lovely Amy's in the studio tonight Hi How you doing. Oh yeah nobody ever asks Thank you yes I'm fine did I go actually slightly wheezy because I ate a mince pie tonight also heart I think it's a coconut mushroom coconut. And I think a little bit of coconut has just got stuck in me throw a coughing fit about 5 minutes before we came on air all right good also by the next hour and 55 minutes if I don't activate the emergency protocol do you know what the emergency protocol is. No I was hoping you did know that you're. Right we could be in bother tonight. Welcome to d.j. Club. Proud to be a d.j. See our dubs regular mantra he always you know every time a magic out the house you know when you're around searching bikies nickel that kind of thing is oh it's like oh you have to d.j. Called tonight and I'm like yeah. I think we should make up the name of the program just welcome a d.j. Club or something I know I'm not the 1st real d.j. 1st rule of d.j. Club is that you must learn the emergency protocol now that we're all in the ball. To drop us a line tonight if the urge c.u.z. You are we are b.b.c. Intro on the b.b.c. Tease introducing on the Facebook reality is on the social. It was a way for. 'd Everybody wave back. On trouble 3 years the tax number make sure you start your message with the word trouble 3 I just want to say that twice I say that twice didn't I maybe that is the emergency protocol if I'd worked out what it is I got stuff coming in already which is God play this before we start reading any of it out there this is Michael Gallagher who I think is from holy pool and this is Deborah. Michael Gallego that's called. Deborah he is from a pool if you make music yourself upload it to b.b.c. Dot co dot u.k. Slash introducing a place like of this stuff out on the program every Saturday night. Right thank you to be a day in who's tuning it listening life forms. In The Ass It's nice but Askari says to start the program yes that was the scar. I really like saying a scar. But it's the scar pose. To them. Like you as well to. Make the carpet fitter who's chilling with Frenchie. Afternoon Show last seeping over given this nonsense about really like the scar pones. Like the specials Yeah that was it definitely a fine but a scar specials ask the star of the show tonight thank you for that song and he's steamed Badger's tuning in well a week. And he's given is a day. Go a day and dang. Thank you to Greg from the he choosing in looking forward to be quiet shout loud Turner right there you go yeah. What was that. Called. Very nice. It is difficult to explain really yes is it right it was a little gesture between the pair of you it was quite touching that. Right call girl really busy tonight is loads of people sending stuff in good. Feeling sorry for herself because she's full of cold. You look a bit sniffly as well are you. About a bit of a coup. Old to talk about the idea of the if it happened yeah getting your excuses a call 1602 double to double find to want to unleash the details on that man with the long. Sunday clothes with me Keri Phillips And on P.C.T.'s. It's b.b.c. Teasin reducing with vision. Shame . Let's. Listen. To. Em. Eh. Eh eh. Eh eh. Eh eh. Eh. Eh eh eh. With. Dread. All right 1st of all you heard Luis Matson and home he's from billing so that would be home and you can find him on the Twitter he is Luis Martine twofold 05 I don't know for certain but I'm going to hazard a guess he was born on the 24th of May. That. Is a bit of a funk a bit of funk from Teesdale That's Brother Duke and the deltas and high new Facebook they are by the juke on the Delta and they're just juke and deltas on Twitter as ever if you make music you self applaud it to b.b.c. Dot co dot u.k. Slash introducing a play a stack of this stuff out on the program every Saturday night. Everyone's doing it along with us now it's good thank you to join in scale around a many. And if you're young eyes join me look at this going to crazy Johnny Skelton growing tonight. Bolz. It is a bottle do the do the names and percentages. Right. Textbook. Yeah just to get on an even keel Mary. More. Rampant over here is an a and right. I like the way that it's b.s. Get stronger as he gets along he's all right so yeah you know they are. On the way he says I'll put one out of sequence to be controversial and interesting . As well yes you're right. Ok I'm sure John used to just drink for b.s. To get through this program on a Saturday night. But he's up to the ante a little bit in recent months thank you to Dave with his llamas as well he sends in an animated gif of llamas most weeks it was good because a jury in Brother juke and the delta. And the alarm as it is unimaginable if we're dancing pretty much in time with his impressive. Job was a lie and still we see. Some good healthy you still find me Yeah Ok I'll take that . One trouble free as a tax number start it with the word you can find us on the Facebook baby introducing on the Twitter we are b.b.c. t S intro John John Robson with his guitar is tuning in over in red as well. I tell you what let's let's take another record on. You fellows got to play live after this do you reckon there's a reasonable idea got Be quiet shout loud or at least it's got 3 fifth's of be quiet shout loud here in the studio is that's right isn't it logical that as a percentage of 6060 percent very good you who got those like you Jamie that got that 1st one. Out of the top. Yeah. Well the others here we missing Chris and Kate are just. You know just a fraction what is wrong with everybody. Ok. Where oh where is Paul's of the radar you've got I dream is a difficult to keep tabs on at the best of times oh yeah all right I'll stick this on this is. Project derelict the d.r. K. Which I probably pronounced incorrectly somewhere along the line although I think d.r. K. Might stand for dirty raif kid it's a grime thing anyway this is called Yes it does I'd I applaud that as well this is called Do You Love that we go. Thank you. Yes. As all that is project derelict the d r k It's called Do You Love. Derelict the d r k on Facebook derelict and a on the Twitter. Introducing population here 95 f.m. D.a.b. Online Freeview 7 to 2 as well thank you to. The. Who says a.o.l. Is my mistress a bit like John in Skelton Graner's it's impossible to get through the show without at least 8 bottles of beer in front of you looking forward to be quiet. It's. Whatever doo doo this country is in we've got culture in spades he says p.s. Hi Rianne Thank you. For the want to slash don't tell him that. It's better than a lot of spellings that I've seen over the last year and a half including some of mine. Thank you to the bar a believe or who is shooting in in Brazil you do something with a bit of a Latin flavor for him do you think. It's beautiful I feel like I'm in a Sergio the only film lovely. Can't wait for Be quiet. Pressure piling on no pressure Ok I don't. I feel I feel like do you know him oh yeah it was it was he doing in Brazil. He works over there I believe say so every every every 2 or 3 weeks you're seeing flying from Shell and. It's like it's just it's like a 2nd 2nd residences and Ok what does he do over there. Not really sure why he's here spy might be part of an international drug cartel Let's listen to the evidence or lack of any evidence of the possibly legibly. You know we probably better leave that there if. It's like a responsible b.b.c. Presenter I should probably say that he's not part of an international drug scar. Christmas is well I can't lose my job but I want to even vote because. He's got a perfectly legitimate job over there he's doing something really laudable these work in is working with with Lost. Goes that have been badly treated Do they have taken anybody check Do they have to go is in Brazil does anyone know. He's working with the Brazilian equivalent of the dingo bin coyotes they have Coyote's in Brazil you can't tell me they don't have coyotes in Brazil come here. I want to ask him anything that you let me might have put him off a complete I mean let's be honest he's probably stopped listening now it's probably hard to top Brazilian lawyer about the appalling slur on his character that you have perpetuated but you. Know me. I'm a guest and how should you feel. The small print you don't see. The lovely stuff right you. Know what you know that's almost. Right you could to go yes shut up. Like what you going to play for us what's it called we're going to play sentiments okey dokey it's all yours. Can't. You. Can't. You. Could sit. And dance and. This. Has got to. Be. Like they. Fabulous stuff thank you very much be quiet shell out here on b.b.c. Ripple of applause in the studio I think we could manage a ripple of applause between us come on even if you have to manufacture your own applause it's still worth doing I think nothing very much greater right to tell you what should or should I stick a truck on and then we can come back and we can have a bit of a chat about what you've been up to and we need to mention as well dark dark Christmas which is your gig next week. Because we had James Ray go all stay for a mouse's in the studio just week we talked about it a bit bad do it get right this is. This is brand new from how it's called never come back. Selfishly at your ego. Breaking goals and so my. They. Say. You. Know. It's. A function. 6 plenty. Of see a. Look Olten It's called Never come back and I'll be all to me was sick on the Facebook just be all turned on the Twitter wall right it was the Burra behavior what you called again fell fell you've been in touch again you know you. Got me. Absolutely wetting myself listening to the show I'm not sure if that's a few months off. If anybody ever got so I. Can't help but think that would defuse the situation so. That if I was still angry at myself I'd probably be even angry. You know what yeah yeah just. Spiraling circle. My life anyway. Anyway sounding great. Fellows thank you that was all right thank you thank you. You go to Brazil Colombia Mexico and I'm stood up and they yeah. I don't think it was. Perfectly in this deck split. That they have didn't go. Thank you. And he spells even worse this. To me Oh you mean the Swallow I go on Professor stand up somebody. Spell it out for him. Well you nearly. Double and. You know. He makes only put an h. In it and you go all open. Frenchie of red. As but oh because he likes scar got it. Now then peeps only Frenchy I was only kidding about be surrender being better than this. Is that what he said Oh yeah I got that be able to look down the list I'm saying that what he said I descend into place around the date as well best show ever don't tell Bob before he comes in. It's kicking off tonight isn't it it's you know I do know these programs have been very well behaved I think in recent months you look calm but you know me for a. Living there are beginning to understand why. I would stop sold READY. No no it's joint 1st says Frenchy I don't bother with the telly no more. Keep up the go to work I think we let him back in yeah yeah yeah yeah Ok. It's not a sensible conversation about what you love but. Dimes good luck. What you lot being up to in recent times. I say we did that yeah I was very good. We. Got a new guitarist I think that's 1st and foremost. Jamie joined as roughly a year ago that I 1st started to hear some of this story and joining doesn't solve probably park that one for now I don't become one myself there's no real joke about it I'm coming to tell oh so be it that would be uncontroversial United States probably the greatest each year that the Empire have Ok no thanks man sorry to have the details are available both state. Is d.j. Club as well just a straight jacket I mean yeah exactly they have to. Talk d.j. 12 years ago law I didn't have to cover of the mark owen song Walking in Memphis and uploaded to Facebook right with a bit of a spin about how when I was 14 I used to wear I liner and Duff shirts and tight jeans and all that's changed is the eyeliner really. I thought I missed $100.00 bands for about 5 or 6 years and stayed horsed and may or may not post alcohol we that's to be the steps that I would sign up for very difficult. He had a bit of room right and. All the types are available. And he'd sent me like war and peace about how I should try and be quite shout louder than the commitment would beat up but Ok and I felt really early every day at the gym saw the doctor some 6 o'clock in the morning I read this this response and I looked at it read it and I just went no sorry I can't I'm too busy and it's not even exactly to say that a couple of hours less state basically message me going all I would have bet it's not even that much of a. I just replied said all right then go it's so that's so yeah but then we joined the band and that's it so I let me get this straight you go to the gym on the morning oh yeah really yeah we have fun discussions just before I got about just after you've woken up usually Yeah I love you see how much you're actually the cycle of a. Lot of good I mean you look in good shape don't don't I'm still me wrong I mean away from the former fatter version of me. And you bought a Kingsley Chapman to do it you're likely to trust a piece. Just for the occasion how much of the judge if. This is a good 15 pounds was it which is a bargain a great used to pay for law call made. Where this is where things go the way that's what all of the full refund season that you know yet Yeah a lot of the yeah you know it even says you wrote on there in the us you've left off Chris Rhea. He's already owns it is he so he. Says still talk you know yeah. Right thank you. Kimberly he says I have never been in raged enough to wet myself. But it's a fab show it's better than. Nic Robertson. There is a great show there well great friends she was right they're both great shows well you. Got that right. So. Let's stick another couple of records on and then we'll. Talk to Dave as well because they. Say that I'm just here. Right just concentrate on the no no. Just look at a. Little bit I think just. Right Ok let's take this. I think and it's called small stuff. My. Mom was. Because you wear it. That. The c. . And o. Go long. Enough for em believe honesty. In the war. But stars they fade away were and I keep way. A lot of you more where they rely upon your. A now key way. Want to. Write very lonesome all the weight I like a lot I was called glass houses as called Rabbit and Richard folks they all lone Somali on the Facebook before that Ben Bateman from the bar a small stones that's called he is Ben Bateman music on the Facebook on the same again on the Sound Cloud I think it's a few tracks on that. It is b.b.c. Introducing Bob Fisher here 95 f.m. And d.b. On line Freeview 7 to 2 as ever if you make music yourself upload it to b.b.c. Dot co dot u.k. Slash introducing the place Dr they stuff out on the program every Saturday night. If you want a better idea you should know about something on well tonight. I mean he ran out of breath there and that's unusual for me thank you begin to day and who says Yeah the show is not Bob tonight but soon it will be time for the excellent Crystal soul club. Which is also right it is an excellent program. Right. Because a sharp intake of breath that from everybody just like well all right you can talk and you know you know well mine. Is that they just kicking me while I'm out as well you know this all bullies. Oh I can look after myself I've been working in the topsy turvy world of b.b.c. Regional radio for nearly 20 years now you don't have that sort of track record thing how to take care of yourself. Thank you to. Jay Big Jerry for a dog. The big dog is that right just like he says look I'm not going to lie I hate it needs more day. To disagree really I think I'm close on this next one I'm going to go on one of your rehearsed this with him claps Yes All right Ok you don't mean you can't just took a deep end like you're not much on which is. It's like it's like a freeform clap that's like Miles Davis Guggenheim claps Yes. Thank you to. Who says you got me laughing out loud for the 1st hour of the show it still has a way of spot was milky stopped. Is that what it's like you're only in sometimes you. Know are. You going out no no no no no no no it was we've already established that very few of our listeners are capable of enduring this program without a substantial quantity of alcohol in sight to be great give us we'll you know if you are you going to let. The fan base. The fan base. The music has been spot on as well tonight. You go right we're going to play for us next we're going to play sheets which is their label for free download it and Sound Cloud right I'm going let me write that down sheet and then we can put the playlist up later on I'd like to get the admin done while I'm actually in the studio and yeah there's a wonderful a scenic video for it as well on the you choose Oh it's all of you don't what's on it what what what. Citing papers are you up to one of the thing is I don't think we should tell your doctor you don't want you know. If they enjoy the local area I think they'll review. Well if they don't like the look. Well when we're in it so the enjoy anyway yeah of course yeah you can be the eye candy. I mean you got a member who goes to the gym every morning oh yeah. That's right we go up again are you ready to play for us yes right it's all you. Right. Well. 1234. Don't try to seek out the place a she goes to. 2 her question. Is because she'll never say. Just let her have a change and. Get. Out 2 2. She says she's.