Transcripts For WPVI Nightline 20170613

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[ laughter ] nobodys interested in the lettuce and tomato. But anyway, shed been going to this class for about six months, which eventually of course leads to a recital. So we get the news. We get an email about the recital, which is set for yesterday, sunday. And in my family everyone goes to everything. So my parents come, my inlaws come. My niece and nephew come. Everyone. In fact, the only reason the extended family didnt come is because my goddaughter frankie had another recital at the same exact time down in redondo beach. Now, ours, this one, was in a mysterious part of the San Fernando Valley that im pretty sure only exists to sell used auto parts. If your car gets stolen, this is where they chop it up. [ laughter ] so we get there. And we have the baby with us because theres nobody to leave him with because everybody is at a recital in our family. We buy the tickets. We get the program, which i immediately look through it to see when what order janes performance is. Naturally she is third to last. [ laughter ] great. So we settle in. And now were sitting there with jane watching the other kids dance and jane turns to her mother and says, im not going up there. Im not going to dance. And my wife said, oh, dont you want to dance with miss kelly . Youre wearing your pretty tutu. All the other girls are here. Dont you want to dance . And im like, you are dancing. [ laughter ] your grandmother drove an hour and a half to be here. We could have been at the beach all weekend. Instead i dont know where we are. But you better dance. [ laughter ] and she turns to me and she goes, i am not going to dance. [ laughter ] and then i knew we were going to sit there through 35 other dance groups and when it came time for janes class to dance she would not be dancing with them. And sure enough, we sat there for an hour, they did the big intro of her class, the other girls got on stage, all very cute, and there was jane on the righthand side of your screen. Just as promised, she did not dance. [ laughter ] and then we all got in the car and drove home. [ laughter ] and by the way, when she came off stage they gave her a trophy. All the kids got a trophy. And the woman hands it to her and jane looks at her and shes like what is this for . [ laughter ] my wife goes, its for dancing. She goes, i didnt dance. [ laughter ] which was true. [ cheers and applause ] she got a participation trophy for not participating. This is why were falling behind the chinese, people. [ applause ] this is why. Meanwhile, someone in california won a lot more than a trophy over the weekend. A Powerball Ticket was sold for it was the tenth biggest lottery prize in u. S. History. The jackpot is 447. 8 million. The odds of winning were 1 in 292 million. Youd have a better chance at winning the lottery than winning this lottery. [ laughter ] meanwhile, this from a horse race in new south wales, australia where the winning horse also took home the award for most outstanding name. Now the big dreamer back to the fence and masking lucky scarlet and chastity strikes. The big dreamer on the inside. Super charged. Horsy mchorse face is coming. Horsy mchorseface and the big dreamer. Horsy mchorseface. Jimmy thats great. Thats maybe the best one. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know how you how could you not bet on horsy mchorseface if you had the chance . [ laughter ] sunday in case you dont know is fathers day. I mentioned earlier on our primetime show we have a cherished tradition here at this show. We honor the dads of the world with a youtube challenge. We do this every year. And over the years weve been to we really subjected dads to all manner of nonsense. One year we had people serve their dads breakfast not in bed but in the shower. Happy fathers day. Ah joe jimmy kimmel made me do it. [ laughter ] jimmy another year we asked people to hop on pop. Ah [ laughter ] jimmy a hibernating bear. We even had people spray their dad with his favorite thing, a hose. Son of a [ applause ] jimmy that prank ended with prison time. This year were mixing it up. Your mission this year should you choose to accept it is to sneak up on your dad, get real close, and yell i love you dad at the top of your voice. You can do this whenever or wherever you want. Just be safe about it. Dont maim, kill, or injury your father. Record yourself yelling you love him and then upload the video to youtube with the title hey jimmy kimmel i told my dad i love him, and then keep an eye out for a message from us. Well put our favorites on the show next week. Yell it like you mean, it okay . Now, go out there and make dad and me proud. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show for tonight. We have music from a terrific band. Phoenix is here with us. Lonzo and lavar ball are here with us. And well be right back with diane keaton. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by google home. Ask it questions, tell it to do things, and the Google Assistant is always ready to help. Ross ama more people are choosing nissan. Its americas best sales event at nissan the fastestgrowing auto brand in the u. S. A. Take on every day get 0 for up to 72 months on 13 models. There must some kind of way out of here said the joker to the thief theres too much confusion i cant get no relief business men, they. You are forever becoming who you are. Drink my wine Bleu De Chanel at macys. Every night ill stand up here and chat with the audience and then i turn around and someone, i still dont know who, has put a couch and a desk here behind me. Has put a couch and a desk here behind me. So we might as well use it. Has put a couch and a desk here behind me. So we might as well use it. If you want a taste of freedom, keep going. 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I have seen them there and they are great, one of the best shows ive ever seen there. We have new shows for you all week next week. This week rather. With jamie foxx, andy samberg, jill yan bell, and music from 2 chainz featuring trey songz and Ty Dolla Sign too. Please join us for all that. Or first guest tonight is such a wonderful person and talent woody allen flew to los angeles just to pay tribute to her this week. She is an oscar and golden globe winner who is honored with the afi life achievement award. A tribute to diane keaton, it premieres thursday night on tnt. Please welcome diane keaton. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, diane. Im going to sit down, okay . Jimmy yeah, sit down. What the heck . You know, i have something i want to ask you a couple questions. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. I just want to ask you a few questions. This is very important for me. Jimmy youve written questions. I did. I did. Jimmy okay. Heres what i want to know. Jimmy okay. Is matt damon going to be on the show tonight . [ laughter ] jimmy i make a good effort to work him into the show. Is he going to come tonight, though . Jimmy he is backstage waiting. And if we have time for him i didnt see him. Jimmy oh, you didnt see him. Hes not in the same area with the real celebrities. Hes in a special containment cell, if you will. I see. The other thing i wanted to ask was when i walked in tonight i noticed there was a bar atmosphere. Jimmy yes, there is a bar atmosphere. Isnt that a little sleazy . [ laughter ] ive been on these shows before. Theres like a drinking going on. I feel a little better myself if i brought out jimmy did you steal alcohol . Oh, you have your own wine. [ laughter ] wow. Do you mind if i have a little . Jimmy i dont mind at all, no. [ applause ] thats it. I feel better. This is my next question. Jimmy, dont interrupt me. Jimmy i wont. [ laughter ] so heres what happened jimmy must serve on ice. Really . Thats for me. You cant have it. Thats special for me because, you know. Jimmy okay. Okay. So listen, i asked you to speak. Do you remember . At my afi awards ceremony. And i called you myself but you didnt return my call. And it made me feel very bad inside my heart. Jimmy no, thats not true. Because i have a heart. And your representatives no, im serious. Jimmy no. This is not okay. Your representatives told me that you were doing a dog voiceover for of a basset hound. Jimmy oh, all right. [ laughter ] no, wait. But its for a very good cause. Purina dog food. [ laughter ] and you know, that hurt my feelings. Jimmy im sorry. It offended my heart. Like i told you, it hurt it. I have two hearts. Jimmy thats not true at all. Its true because i read it on your wikipedia. [ laughter ] jimmy that i did play a i checked him out. I know all about him. Then i also read that you did a voiceover for a robot chicken . Jimmy yeah. A show called robot chicken. What is that . Jimmy it was a show on adult swim i think. It was a very funny show. It was . Jimmy yeah. It wasnt like an actual chicken . Jimmy yeah. Its the name of a show. Ive been doing so many things since then. [ laughter ] oh, you have. I want to say one other thing. And then im not going to ask you a. Any more questions. You look good. Jimmy thank you. Did you lose weight . [ laughter ] he looks good, doesnt he . Jimmy you look great. You dont look good. You look fantastic. Im a woman. Jimmy may i ask you anything . Anything. Jimmy i am really dazzled by you in a number of ways. Youre lying. Jimmy no, im not lying. You have no idea how much i watch your movies like a lunatic over and over and over again. I mean, really, like a crazy person. But when i look at you and youre so well put together and this like outfit that you put on. I mean, when im not a guy hands me clothes and he tells me what to wear. When im left to my own devices i dont know what to do. I have no idea what to wear. And im not joking at all. And your houses. Ive seen the photographs in the magazines. I read that book that you put out. Yeah. Jimmy you have so much style. Is that something that youve always you were born with or is it something that someone taught you or both of those things . I think for me ive always been visually. When i was a kid my dad was an engineer. He was a civil engineer. So we used to go to the you know, the open houses, the model homes in orange county. And i remember seeing them, they were like these incredible like cliff may houses. You know, the california houses. I just remember like how magical it all looked to me. So yeah, i was always interested in visual things. Like today, tonight, noticing how great you look. Jimmy thank you. [ laughter ] really. I like the suit hes got on. And he looks i like that beard too. Jimmy that i grew on my own. I did do that on my own. I swear, that was all me. [ laughter ] i even trimmed it myself. You look great. Its no joke. Is that because of success or something . [ laughter ] jimmy no. Because you are. Youre very successful. Jimmy thank you. You mentioned the chicken and everything. Lets turn the spotlight on you for a moment. You just received what i think is a great honor, right . Yes, it was. Jimmy you had all these people who worked with you, who are your grenades, who are close to you. Theyve worked with me, yeah. Jimmy not all of them are your friends. No. Because i mean some are important. Like meryl streep. Thats an important person. Jimmy shes important. But is she not your friend, meryl . I love her. But i dont know i mean, i dont see her very often. She doesnt call. Jimmy okay. All right. [ laughter ] but i love her. Jimmy who else are your friends . Ill tell you who else were there. Just so you know. Jimmy yeah, tell us who was there. Im going to tell you now. Well, certainly there was that woman, sarah silverman. Jimmy i know her. You do . Jimmy i do, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] she was funny. Jimmy she was funny. Okay, good. Also i liked her. I thought she was very funny and very attractive. Shes a woman, by the way. Jimmy i know that. I know that quite well, yes. [ laughter ] oh, you do . Jimmy yeah. Okay. Jimmy i guess you didnt go too deep in that wikipedia. [ laughter ] you got to the you skipped the personal life part of it. Yeah, i kind of did. Oh, dear. Youll forgive me, though. Jimmy of course i will. Ill move on now with me. Reese witherspoon was there. That was a nice thing. Jimmy not a friend . Well, you know, reese i met reese when she was 14 and i directed her in a tv movie. Yeah, i did. Jimmy wow. She was just 14. A kid. Jimmy did you know then she was going to be a star . Oh, yeah. No question. Greatlooking. Great talent. Jimmy and yet still not a friend. [ laughter ] not a friend. I dont have many friends. Jimmy i love this show. This could be a show called not a friend. Where we just go through celebrities that youre not friends with. [ applause ] were going to take a break. Well come back with more of diane keaton and her nonfriends after this. [ cheers and applause ] where are we . About to see progressives new home quote explorer. Where you can compare multiple quote options online and choose whats right for you. Woah. Flo and jamie here to see hqx. Flo and jamie request entry. Slovakia. Triceratops. Tapioca. Racquetball. Staccato. Me llamo jamie. Pumpernickel. Pudding. Employee hey, guys home quote explorer. Its Home Insurance made easy. Password was hey guys. Its Home Insurance made easy. cheering woo going on my first targetrun. Need anything . Laundry detergent toothpaste ill get my purse. Ok, nana. Get everyday low prices on everyday essentials, targetrun and done. [music volume rises] run in to get up to 50 percent off the entire store. [whistles] lets go hi, fashion. Old navy. Schick hydro®. Protecting mankind, one face at a time. Schick hydro®. Technology that transforms. Pshare the same values in helping others. 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And that happened with a lot of men. But some men came. And that was nice. [ laughter ] i enjoyed