Welcome to hannity this monday night. Wow. A lot of news tonight. Tonight,annity, Joe Biden Repoi anxious and angry over his reelection prospects. Why in poll after poll after poll . Well, donald trump is beating the current president demographically. Joe is losing huge parts of his base. G hu hes losing huge numbers with africanamericans, hispanicgeumbers americans, peo, suburban moms. Theyre leaving him. And now democrats, the Biden Campaign, the mob and the media, they arthe moe all despee and i mean desperate. Now, some would even say that, well, the left is bracing for a Political Bloodbats Brach Whih is why they are desperately now praying that Donald Esperate Trump spends the next 231 days in courtrooms all across america. In the hope, said joe bidens weaponized Department Of Justice bidens, help joey w the day. But whatever you do, just dont the day. Call it a bloodbath or democrats, they will accuse you of fomentingl ac violence. The same people that said, the 574 riots in the
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share 4,000 generations what america has done for me, she can do for you. this can t be another presidential campaign. we don t have time for that. we need a president who persuades not just our friends and our base, we need a president the persuades. we have to do that with common sense. and conservative principles, but we have to have a compassion for people. we have to have a compassion for people who don t agree with us. we have to believe that our ideas are so strong and so powerful and so persuasive that we can actually take it to the highest points in the world and to be successful. but we also have to be able to take it all the way down to places that today are hopeless. and prove that who we are works for all americans. i am living proof that god and a good family in the united states of america can do all things if we believe. will you believe it with me? [cheers and applause] will you join the team of the greatest nation on god s green earth? [cheers and applause]