television today because it s represented in real life. who? he s our son. and our grandson. i m his daughter. and you re? his uncle. i have to believe that for kids of today, seeing that families can come in all kinds of weird permutations has to be pretty great. what the hell is that? i had andre do it while we were gone. we re floating above her, always there to protect her. that s reassuring, right lily? we tore you away from everything you know. don t worry. things are normal here, your fathers are floating fairies. shows like modern family or will & grace before that, really sped up the conversation about gay marriage and people s tolerance. huge news. i have met, are you ready for this? mr. right. well, at least mr. right now. he works over on the coffee shop. he is cute with a capital q. seeing people you don t normally see, makes you realize you should love them as much as you love anybody else. that s the finger. work in progress. we re trying
we think that we re alone and then a comedian steps on stage and says, have you every noticed kaboom, it explodes. and in that moment we all connect. which is an amazing charge, really. it s kind of an adrenaline rush to connect on that kind of a level. we have to fight these battles, we re all alone in the bathroom. alone. whatever goes wrong, you have to handle it. ever flush a toilet in big party and water starts coming up? this is the most frightening moment in the life of a human being. it s illumination on something that was right in front of you. it was right there, but yet, when they bring it up, it s the way they shine the light on it. what are we doing? what in god s name are we doing? what? what kind of lives are these? we re like children, we re not men. no, we re not. we re not men. we re pathetic. you know that? like i don t know that i m pathetic. seinfeld, initially called it the show about nothing. obviously, it was not about
not in real life? as opposed to what? fake life? you know. life is real, yeah. we got that. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you re driving that anyone who is driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac! you see a million things a
there s nothing more interesting than the foolishness of the human condition. it takes the comedian to find the moment that helps people laugh at themselves. if you re lucky in life you will have seen it, done it, eaten it, [ bleep ] it, all of it. and now you can relive it through storytelling and from somebody s point of view all over again. life is not that complicated. you get up, you go to work, you eat three meals, you take one good [ bleep ] and you go back to bed. what s the [ bleep ] mystery? when you see these things, do you keep track of them? i m interested i do. write them down on a small pad. once i lost a pad and it was it was the worst experience of my life. why? and you can never get them back, because these incidents where you get the thoughts, it s very specific. it never happens again, you only
women know what men want, men know what men want. what do we want? we want women. that s it. it s the only thing we know for sure. it really is. we want women. how do we get them? oh, we don t know about that. the reason relationships are such a fertile area for a comedy is because, what do you look for in life anything more than love except maybe money? and money is just so not funny. how many women s purses are about five pounds heavier in case you do sleep elsewhere this evening? you guys may think we re being spontaneous, but women have to pack for these events. whether you re in a very insanely committed relationship or you ve been dating somebody for a couple days, you can recognize the ridiculousness of the situation, like, we go through an awful lot ah! just to get naked with people. the only time i get hit on is