Page 3 - Greg Mark News Today

>> we have to stay focused on a military that is so lethal that on the battlefield will be the enemys longest day in their worst day. >> to believe that allowing lgbt americans to serve in the military or women in combat is undermining our lethality? >> frankly senator i have never cared about what two consenting adults do in the bedroom. [applause] greg: tyrus a call this political adult swim. all the children have gone to bed and i get is happy parents that are scary. >> what if somebody said ...

>> by the way the picture will be of me and i x-box. greg: this is what she said, they are not human. >> its a very effective strategy. >> the microwave does actually say enjoy. my appliance again telling me to enjoy. greg: you know what you are this separating it from consciousness. they dont have appeal in thats why they will still be superior. back i know once demand the catalog the cornucopia of truthfulness. [applause] you could spend days weeding through financial

I will find find love in 2017? >> i dont accept that. >> i think you should take my number. its 55555555. old-school, nice. you should call me. [applause] greg: awful. carrie i cant help but notice when you look at the protesters they are all kind of alike. they are like their own worst argument. >> this is going to get very awkward. greg: d you have a lot of protesters in your family? >> now, maybe. on either side it doesnt matter what side you are on way to stuff like that you look stupid. gre...

We are going to take one last break but first family play a little more jimmy carter? >> whenever you have a chance to say something good about -- the greg that felled show. thank you and goodnight. [applause] pickckckckck whatcha doin? just checking my free credit score at credit karma. what the? youre welcome. i just helped you dodge a bullet. but i was just checking my... shhhhh... dont you know that checking your credit score lowers it. just be cool. actually, checking your credit score with...

Greg: there were nearly a dozen outbreaks over the course of the weekend in some cases the patient was unable to stand. in other cases the illness seemed to cause a cognitive disorder where the patient assumed an entirely new identity and was unable to be controlled. patients were removed and brought to the hospital for treatment. this disease has befuddled the medical community. sinclair how the virus is spread. some say its airborne but some claim it can be caused by stupidity. dr. so far have...

Never thought of that. it never works but im cool with him. they can put them in 12 positions of the cabinet, im good. that was a great answer. that was a great answer. greg: essentially he says the army isnt about i dont know reeducating society on ideas of tolerance. its about killing. its a lethal death machine. thats what it does and its about time that somebody played that game. >> absolutely that they have to play the game always because its really all they have. the army need to focus on ...

Operate in your heart who believes in tolerance and identity but hes the worst surgeon. all the other surgeons were [bleep]. >> they were paying attention and studying in the other guy was at rallies. [applause] do you have the rest of that found were after she answers the question she just looks like -- greg: exactly. dont go to a doctor with diversity training. he was operating on cadavers. >> a solid. seen it for years we have just seen political babble. theres something to be said about bein...

Anyway we thought they would pay a tribute to him with what we believe our president obamas greatest moments. >> as you know theres a growing growing disrespect for government. thank you and goodnight. greg: they got a little confused. kat, what do you make of this whole bubble talk and what you think president obamas going to do next? >> i didnt really watch because i was watching all those tweets going across. greg: trump overshadowed. >> the bubble talk again is something he needs to say. of ...

I would have gone in my bathrobe and i would have held a rake. those kids, those kids get out of here. >> get off my lawn. greg: up next detail so tall you will need need a stepladder prefers president obamas goodbye. what will he do next? i can see him getting into politics. politics. [applause]

Home to take care of their families. we should applaud them. [applause] thank you, as you should. he was honoring his wife are doing very important work just like im honoring his delicious abs by showing you this picture. now that was sexes. can i get an egg donation point please? [applause] greg: if hes working for me and signed a protest for an eye duration i would fire him. youve got to go to work. especially if youre not doing anything. in my right? you are just thing home. thats basically p...