biden impression is so accurate, forgotten how to tien his own shoes. fox news contributor tom shalu . sh].e goes against the grain lie something someone with celiac disease. deputy opinion editor at newsweek , botchy hungar, gar-a sargonrg when he asks women for their numbers, they they only give them one for the suicide hotline. e hoactor, writer and comediance jamie lizzo and her meltdowns brought a trademark bean suit from chernobyl. fox news contributorl. tim. all right, it s friday. so before we get to some news stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm-hmm.t s it s leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use this week and just like greg does it, this is my first time reading these. so here we go . donald trump has announcediz a contest where the prize is a free dinner at his new jersey golf course. sounds good. former governor chris christie called itthen grandstandin askg, then askedhen how many times you re allowed to enter the contestte to visitm
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abortion that might reach his desk. that means this law could go into affect in days, hours, or minutes immediately after he signs. reaction on the frontlines of the fight for women s rights, medical director of the alabama women s center. you may have heard her speaking at the house just yesterday where there were very heated exchanges with lawmakers in general. dr. robinson, i m glad you re here. hello. thank you so much for the opportunity. i m glad to be here. now, doctor, when you hear about this and what s happening in oklahoma, really the combination of some of the more restrictive notions, remember the supreme court is looking at mississippi, about a 16-week or so ban. this would say fertilization. you re an on gien. the prospects of people either knowing they were pregnant or being able to have this limitation of fertilization, what would this encompass, and
again, part of your life. but it knocks you back a little bit when you see it moving up high up the levels of power. it is. and i think for all of us, hopefully as we ve noted, the vice president vaccinated, boosted. it s unlikely this is going to be a threat to her life, especially if she s asymptomatic. the question is always the president of the united states. he s an older person who is at more risk of significant side effects from covid. and if you think about the political environment and how this has all become whether you wear a mask or not is like waving a red or blue flag, your team, and that s a real problem when you re just trying to protect yourself or make a decision about hey, i m more vulnerable an you are, i maybe need to wear a mask. it s gien if you don t. and the timing matters in this case, because the vice president is not a close contact to the president or the first lady because she s been on the road. it reminds now, number one, the president and vice presi
wherever they lead to address conduct of any kind and at any level that is part of an assault on our democracy. it comes just a few weeks after attorney general merrick garland, who is not prone to making revealing statements said that the justice department was committed to quote, holding all john 6th perpetrators at any level accountable under the law. jamie raskin tells the new york times this, quote, the phony electors were part of the plan to create chaos. the fake electoral slates were an effort to create the illusion of contested state results. that, he added, would have gien pence a pretext for unilateral rejection of electors. more from the new york times on why this is so significant, quote, if investigators determine that trump s allies created the fake slates to improperly influence the election, they could in theory be charged with falsifying