Vaccine Airlines, Jewish Airlines, Islamic Airlines
ONE: “Hello, Vaccine Airlines. What is your destination?”
“I’m flying from Newark to Chicago.”
“Have you received the COVID-19 vaccine?”
“Of course.”
“How would I do that?”
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“Do you have the Stasi App on your cell phone?”
“No.”
“I’m sorry. Until you do, and it indicates you’re vaccinated, you can’t fly with us.”
“I just want to buy your product.”
“Impossible. You must satisfy certain conditions before we allow you to buy it.”
TWO: Hello, Jewish Airlines. What is your destination?”