[laughter] i m kidding. maybe. happy thursday, everybody. it is a glorious thursday. so let s big question, why are the young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their righty counterparts? you can see it for yourselves. do these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. don t knock it. what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed? or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsively great chicken or the organic egg? they are not watching uplifting programs like this one. i m surprised colbert s credits don t end with how to tie a noose. [laughter] it is very depressing. sometimes i cry. to get to the bottom, you have to have a former lefty. covering a 2022 academic paper titled the politics of depression. which comes complete with a beautiful charge. you can trust anything the chart and its colors and numb
how a kiss changed his career path. and the secret behind his best known character, meth-making chemistry teacher walter white. it s never been done to have a star change character within the course of a series. and later, pop star pink charts her fascinating journey from the biker chick rocker to now a happily married mother of two. and she clears the air about the drama behind one of her most famous songs. if that had happened, because i watched this video, you would have kicked her ass. well, maybe. well we have two things in common. getting in? i find cooking really hard. i find it really stressful. do you feel your life is in danger? and the love of my mother is what brought me here. what was the worst investment? oh, there is a long list of really bad ones. this is art, mr. white. actually, it s just basic chemistry. there is nothing basic about bryan cranston. i am the danger. he intrigued us as walter white, the chemistry teacher turn
where d you get those? a machine, you want one? no. you come home, turn on that television. take one. i don t want one. no, they re good. i don t want it. what do you want? you want comedy. take one. no, kramer, stop it! and boom, there you go. a situation comedy. there s 23 minutes of magic. it s so tasty, too! you fell in love with these characters. what you talking about, willis? we need to laugh at ourselves. you hide my clothes, i m wearing everything you own. laughter opens you up. okay, ready? no! no! things that we might be afraid to talk about. some people that were supposed to protect us didn t do the right thing. like racism. so the cops are the bad guys? yes. no. class wars. and gender diversity. hi, girls. you can reach in and really touch people s hearts. i hate you. are you as turned on as i am? more! whether it s a family living under the same roof dynomight! now that s the kind of talk i
their writing reports. the studies show it and you can see it for yourselves, these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your general tools in a bowl of battery acid. don t knock it. so what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsibly raised chicken or the organic egg? the quick answer, they are not watching the programs like this. i m surprised colbert s credits don t end with how to tie a noose. [laughter] very depressing. it is almost like cried. to get to the bottom, you need a former lefty. this week, a 2022 academic paper titled the politics of depression which comes complete with a beautiful chart. you know you can trust anything with a chart that has colors and numbers and lines. sometimes they are even shaped like pies so that people can understand them. [laughter] [indistinct] would say. greg: e
what have we always said is the most important thing? breakfast. family. family. yeah. family is key to the sitcom mama! it s something that we all can relate to. shake, shake, shake up the in these people s homes for years. you re a part of the family. one good thing about moving here is i have no friends and no distractions. that s why i got all grandma, what does fonzie say? hey. the family sitcom brings people together in a really unexpected way. there s so many different dynamics at work in families. i want you here. it will give us a chance to get reacquainted. that implies we are acquainted at one point. there s a lot of pain. a lot of laughter. you sort of recognize your dynamic in there and go well, their family s just as crazy as mine. i don t care who kissed who and who s got a pimple on her head and who is wearing an outrageously inappropriate dress. we are going to get together and act like a normal family for one tenth of