[cheering] thank you, thank you. All right, all right first of all i would like to apologize to Tonights Audience and viewers at home we will not be airing the Steve Doocy Cooking segment tonight. [laughter] we apologize to mr. Doocy Butir Youll still be ablein to get hs new Book Cooking with crisco for freeyo. Instead welfare a very special Show Tonight so lets welcome our guest. Shes still quite humorous with a fetus in her uterus New Yorks Times best Selling Author Washington contributor kat timpf shes from San Francisco and appreciates indoor Plumbingsh Cohost emily. E N Itfr is deltoid deflect an Asteroid Comedian former champion tyrus. And he loves Diet Coke but hates the woke. Choosing this insanity over Shaun Hannity lets crank it up to 11 for president 45 and 47, the Man P Interest rates In The Red corner from queens new York President of the united Statesid Donald j. Trump. [applause] there you go. [laughter] so mr. P, hows your Golf Game . I havent been thinking about it too
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His base, which is why many people were shocked when he muddied his position on abortion this week remarking on a florida ballot amendment that could overturn that state s ban on abortions after six weeks of pregnancy i think the six week because to shore, it has to be more time and show that. And i ve told them that i want more weeks you ll vote in favor of the amendment on voting that i am going to be voting that way need more than six weeks after backlash from conservatives, trump s campaign tried to clarify his position saying quote, president trump has not yet said how he will vote even though we did just hear how he said he would vote at that moment in time on the ballot initiative in florida, he simply reiterated that he believes six weeks is too short, then yesterday, this is what president trump said. Are you voting yes or no on amendment four in florida? so i think six weeks you need more time than six weeks. I ve disagreed with that right from the early primaries my marriage
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