according to testimony we heard before congress yesterday, we are not alone. there are flying saucers. our planet is being visited by beings from another world and it is not just this freak. we call them ufos but the government calls them unidentified anomalous phenomenon, or uap, not to be confused with wap, or als. the star was a former intel officer. he made headlines last month s when he claimed they have been hiding debris and dead nonhuman pilots. they are likely in joe s garage next to joe s corvette. this time, he said it under oath and he is not a democrat. if you believe we have crashed craft, do we have pi pilots? were they human or nonhuman? nonhuman. so they are aliens, but they are dead. they probably killed themselves when they learned i was married. what does a biologic look like? we don t know. they are considered nonhuman. remember that creature, he was on earth a few years and then disappeared. i am pretty sure he is from the planet. here is what walt
merry christmas! i m fired up. it s christmas time. a savior has been born for this wicked world we live in. amen. everybody in the mood? i m not in to the pageant try of christmas. what do you mean? i wish i had a sled pulleded by reindeers single jingle bells. what was your childhood christmas like? that s when we took hickory nuts. momma always ordered the giant california oranges. you remember the crates that had the dried raisins in them? i m seeing a pattern here. ya ll s childhood memories from 110 years ago were fruits and nuts. i m serious. it was a grand time though. do you remember when we were kids? mom did the same thing every year. no christmas, we re not no, we re not going to get any presents. he always skipped our house. every year on christmas day, expectations are low. she got the expectations realize. wept out there. there it was. i told my dad, there really is a santa claus. he said you re looking at santa claus. right here.
[popper pops] [jase laughs] - merry christmas. - who gave you that, si? - hey, i m fired up, boys, it s christmas time. a savior has been born for this wicked world we live in. - amen. - that was fun. wow. - everybody in the mood? - [jase] i m really not into the pageantry of christmas but- - what do you mean you ain t into the pageantry? i wish i had a sled pulled by reindeer singing jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells - what was your childhood christmas like, si? that s what i want to know. - that was back when we would take hickory nuts and momma always ordered the giant california oranges. - si, you remember the little wooden crates that had the dried raisins in em? - oh yeah. - that was our treat. - i m seeing a pattern here. y all s childhood memories from 110 years ago were fruits and nuts. that was his favorite thing to eat now, the sweets. - but i m serious, it was a grand time though. - jep, do you remember when we were kids? my mom did the same thing ever
[popper pops] [jase laughs] - merry christmas. - who gave you that, si? - hey, i m fired up, boys, it s christmas time. a savior has been born for this wicked world we live in. - amen. - that was fun. wow. - everybody in the mood? - [jase] i m really not into the pageantry of christmas but- - what do you mean you ain t into the pageantry? i wish i had a sled pulled by reindeer singing jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells - what was your childhood christmas like, si? that s what i want to know. - that was back when we would take hickory nuts and momma always ordered the giant california oranges. - si, you remember the little wooden crates that had the dried raisins in em? - oh yeah. - that was our treat. - i m seeing a pattern here. y all s childhood memories from 110 years ago were fruits and nuts. that was his favorite thing to eat now, the sweets. - but i m serious, it was a grand time though. - jep, do you remember when we were kids? my mom did the same thing ever
[popper pops] [jase laughs] - merry christmas. - who gave you that, si? - hey, i m fired up, boys, it s christmas time. a savior has been born for this wicked world we live in. - amen. - that was fun. wow. - everybody in the mood? - [jase] i m really not into the pageantry of christmas but- - what do you mean you ain t into the pageantry? i wish i had a sled pulled by reindeer singing jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells - what was your childhood christmas like, si? that s what i want to know. - that was back when we would take hickory nuts and momma always ordered the giant california oranges. - si, you remember the little wooden crates that had the dried raisins in em? - oh yeah. - that was our treat. - i m seeing a pattern here. y all s childhood memories from 110 years ago were fruits and nuts. that was his favorite thing to eat now, the sweets. - but i m serious, it was a grand time though. - jep, do you remember when we were kids? my mom did the same thing ever