greg: thank you! all right! yeah! let s start! wow. that was amazing. [laughter] i wish i smoked. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. you may recognize him from his feature in average white guy magazine, cohost of fox & friends first, todd piro. [applause] as former miss citrus, she comes freshly squeezed. host of the morgan ortagus show on sirius xm, morgan ortagus! [applause] it s been 12 years since she tested positive for food. new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and the great barrier reef is his loofah. new york times best-selling author, comedian, world champion, tyrus! [applause] before we get to some news stories, let s do this. announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: it s leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always, it s my first time reading them, so if they suck, we will put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them into hot dogs. [laugh
i m kellyanne conway in for sean, and tonight the situation at the southern border is completely and totally out of control. but president biden doesn t seem to care. he looks the other way, while we as a nation look weak. biden is too busy with other more important matters, like hanging out with mariah carey. watch. hello, mariah. how are you? i m a fan. i m a fan. i just want you to know. we love it! thank you! come on. kellyanne: all i want for christmas. the president also spent time with another celebrity, comedian conan o brien, for his first sitdown interview in months. take a look. if you stay connected to these things that embarrass you when you were a kid, whatever it was, speech impediment, anxiety, feeling awkward, not being a good athlete my list goes on and on and on. having weird hair, having a weird name. i wish i had your hair. i d trade right now. you want to say or? it comes off. it velcros on the back. if i could do it, i do i
greg: thank you! all right! yeah! let s start! wow. that was amazing. [laughter] i wish i smoked. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. you may recognize him from his feature in average white guy magazine, cohost of fox & friends first, todd piro. [applause] as former miss citrus, she comes freshly squeezed. host of the morgan ortagus show on sirius xm, morgan ortagus! [applause] it s been 12 years since she tested positive for food. new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor,