founder of this party, .com, michael loftus, she s got the glow of a radiologist glow who won t wear her little aproo . fox news contributor dr nicole saphier is gathered more facts than a chinese spyin balloon. fox news contributora sp and washington times opinion editor charlie hurt and she s rottweil got the bark of a rottweiler. but the plight of a pug fox news contributor catell. okay, before we get to some news stories, it s friday, so let s do this. gregs leftovers. yeah, sits leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and just like when greg does it, it s my first time reading these. here we go . a late night game of monopoly in brussels reportedly ended in a samurai sword fight, injuringe two people on the bright side. experts say it s the first time anyone has ever finished a game of monopolygame. strewth, a new study of single people found 44% doubt they lld ever find the one. the reason many stop looking for the one and found the five . yea
right. did return to twitter to announce he s growinghe s a goatee. he s also scaled back his plan s to invade kentucky. so that s dr. nicole .zing it s amazing because when i sawi when i first saw the picture, i was like, oh, they re being unfair to him. but when we put the picture up there, i didn t even see hitler. and did you hear how the audience reacted? well, you know, first of all, i i want to say, is he wearing an orange tie over a red shirt? e becausewi i seem to have thi a little bit more if i takeou re issue with that piece of this. really? oh, wait a minute.- so you re saying i have an orange tie? you re sais worse than hitler.s i just can t get that sad. look, i think he has a stash. i mean, maybe he s just like a more svelte ron jeremy. you got to hair. ron i don t know.i can t i can t get past the charlie i o
kids until they re twenty seven . i didn t know what funil wasas until i started having kids because then because as a father you get to revert back to their age when me and my sons go away for a fishing weekend or something like that, they don t act liket. a 50 year old. i get to act like a thirteenon t year old and we don t bathe. we don t brush our teeth. we become we become little savages. and that s what it s really, t really fun. o do that i get to do that.befoe before i was i ah, i didn t, i didn t appreciate it before i was twenty seven or eight kids. yeah it s true kat.i i can t picture you as a kid.i i mean were you, did you have that, were you just i m a little jaded child. i to i m going to blow your mind. had a first communion but i do believe yeah. it was i yeah. i kind of was always, i wasther always like, whye do we live here. there s not enough opportunities here. myd my mom was you re three years olyed. commun
with the with the way i m also not a tax attorney . so whenever taxes are involved, i believe taking someone s money without consenmonet is immoral on its face.. when it come s to this, i think there is a kind of startedsometn because disney said something about some of ron desantis legislation that he didn t like. i am concerned that just about way idea of government retaliating in some way against the speech of of somebody. on right. bu pt in the larger picture, ths is where i just i feel like a i m crazy if i m alone on this. i don if i mt get as wrapped upn the culture war stuff as peoplet on the left and the right seemam to do. i think that they scream at each other about it. they scream about each other.is- i don t like to sexualize children. dragso, as an adult, enjoy rupal drag race, but it s a great show. but meanwhile, i m just like, hey guys. like, is the dollar going to collapse? like, you know, fighting