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December 31, 2018
Quite a bit of sense. they literally just put real cpa people in their software. why didnt i come up with that? why are we still clapping, by the way? i dont know. but if i stop, people are going to think im jealous. you get a cpa! you get a cpa! you get a cpa! i like this guys style! [applause continues] turbotax live now with cpas on demand. im begging you... take gas-x.ed beneath the duvet your tossing and turning isnt restlessness, its gas! gas-x relieves pressure, bloating and discomfort......
December 24, 2018
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December 17, 2018
Cerveza! ohhh! jaa, two xs. ooh! dos equis. keep it interesante. (music throughout)
December 17, 2018
♪ climbing up on solsbury hill ♪ grab your things, salutations. coffee that is a cup above is always worth the quest. nespresso. tis all i desire. did thou bring enough for the whole kingdom? george: nespresso, what else? you could tell the truth or a better version of it., just ask dos equis swedens most celebrated mexican-- cerveza! ohhh! jaa, two xs. ooh! dos equis. keep it interesante. for a limited time, $50 for them $10 for you. applebees. now thats eatin good in the neighborhood.
November 26, 2018
Hi, kids! im carl and im a broker. do you offer $4.95 online equity trades? great question. see, for a full service brokerage like ours, thats tough to do. schwab does it. next question. do you offer a satisfaction guarantee? a what now? a satisfaction guarantee. like schwab does. man: (scoffing) what are you teaching these kids? ask your broker if they offer award-winning full service and low costs, backed by a satisfaction guarantee. if you dont like their answer, ask again at schwab. if you d...
November 26, 2018
Ends cyber monday. sleep number. proven, quality sleep. ♪ ♪ -whoops -sorry! ♪ ♪ that skills like teamwork, attention to detail, and customer service are critical to business success. like the ones we teach here, every day. and customer service are critical to business success. you could tell the truth or a better version of it., just ask dos equis swedens most celebrated mexican-- cerveza! ohhh! jaa, two xs.
September 2, 2018
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July 30, 2018
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July 23, 2018
[baby crying] [gasping] [dramatic music] [whistle blowing] [dramatic music subsiding] [triumphant music & cheering] is this at&t innovations? yeah, wow..this must be for one of our new unlimited wireless plans. it comes with a ton of entertainment options. great, can you sign for this? yeah. hey, uh.. whats in that one? thats a shark. new and only with at&t, you can get unlimited data, 30+ channels of live tv, and your choice of things like hbo or amazon music. more for your thing. thats our thi...
June 4, 2018
You could tell the truth or a better version of it., just ask dos equis swedens most celebrated mexican-- cerveza! ohhh! jaa, two xs. ooh! dos equis. keep it interesante. but their nutritional needs remain instinctual. thats why theres purina one true instinct. real meat #1. a different breed of natural nutrition. purina one true instinct. now, try new purina one true instinct treats.