in the new ad, he delivers parson s dream. oh, my gosh! well, his up little u.p.s. truck. carson loads it up with packages and following delivers packages to his neighbors. his mom says it s a surprise he ll never forget. my you can is a u.p.s. driver in texas and he has the best tan, best biceps, and he s happy. they treat their employees well. you know who loves the u.p.s.? the women. every time i see a u.p.s. man, say, is it true that you re very popular? oh, yeah. we know why the packages are delayed. we understand why.