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Dead flat to start the morning but you never know, of course, where it is going to end up and thats why you have to watch every minute. I promise. Take a look at this. The nasdaq in record territory, fueled of course by big tech and for those of you who wonder why we talk about these stocks so much, here is why. They are all going to open at record highs, starting with amazon. Today will make six days in a row that it has hit an alltime high. Apple at 384 bucks, that stock up 40 in a month. Micr...

They spend their days wrangling all our crazy kids when they go out they should get free bottomless win teachers deserve a monthslong spaday hang cucumbers on their eyes cause if you ask the why the spas using veggie theyll explain its becaus of the enzymes teachers should have a prom for teachers so they can dress in fancy clothes the students have t chaperon ms. Weaver mr. Jones no grinding teachers should mak a billion dollar and when its time for art and crafts they should get swarmed by pap...

And get more Vacation Time spend their days wrangling al our crazy kids when they go out they should get free bottomless wine teachers deserve a monthslong friday hang cucumbers on their eyes if you ask them why the spas using veggies theyll explain its because of the enzymes teachers should have a prom for teachers so they can dress in fancy clothes the students have to chaperone teachers should make a billio dollars and when its time for arts and crafts they should get swarmed by paparazzi for...

Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Plus, stephen welcomes james mcavoy stephen king and musical guest Vampire Weekend featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hi there beautiful tell him. Hey how are you . Happy wednesday. Happy wednesday. Audience Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen. Stephen thankses, everybody. Thanks very much. cheers and applause thank you, ...

Was, quote, treated like a rock star. Specifically jackson maine when he pissed himself at the grammys. [ laughter ] a local television station released video today showing President Trump bragging about the crowd size at his rallies while talking to medical staff treating victims of the el paso shooting said one doctor, thats very interesting, have i shown you our psych ward . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause former Vice President joe biden said during a speech today that, quote, half of winn...

Dayton, ohio, and said trump was, quote, treated like a rock star. Specifically jackson maine when he pissed himself at the grammys. [ laughter ] a local television station released video today showing President Trump bragging about the crowd size at his rallies while talking to medical staff treating victims of the el paso shootings. Said one doctor, thats very interesting, have i shown you our psych ward . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause former Vice President joe biden said during a speech ...

[ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Oh, my goodness. Look at you. Thank you very much. Thanks, welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause please give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause guys, it feels like theres so much going on right now in the news trump is in a trade war with china. The Series Finale game of thrones is this weekend [ cheers ] pga championship just kicke...

Jimmy no, i love you i love all of you. Nice to see you. We love you. We love you, welcome welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause give it up for the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause welcome to the show. Relax, hang out, welcome guys, it is Teacher Appreciation day [ cheers and applause and our entire audience is filled with new york city schoolteachers right now [ cheers and applause look at that but before we get started, if i see any of ...

Shoot our show people dont realize we shoot the show at 8 00 in the morning. We try to get a jump on [ laughter ] kelly and ryan. But we do know that someone won and we also know we have an american treasure from oakland with us tonight. The great tom hanks is here on our show. You may have heard its toy story 4. I saw its other night, and its great, which is no surprise. I like every tom hanks movie. I like every tom hanks movie except the one where he saves matt damon at the end. [ laughter ] ...

Kinder we have a lot of good stuff going on. The cast of spiderman far from home is back stage. [cheers and applause] theres one movie im excited about this summer well, its detective pikachu, but im also excited about spiderman far from home. This is about peter parker and his friends going on a trip to europe. There are so many super hero movies shooting their vacations. And dr. Strange goes on a yoga retreat to tulum. Do you feel your spidey senses tingling . Go to the doctor. If its not, com...