Every Time Marv And Harry Would Have Died In Home Alone
Every Time Marv And Harry Would Have Died In Home Alone 20th Century
By Mike Bedard/Dec. 15, 2020 10:28 pm EDT
Ahh. Christmastime. That special season where you drink eggnog, spend time with loved ones, and set up a bunch of
Saw-like traps around the house to ward off burglars. At least, that s the lesson we think we were supposed to learn from
The 1990 holiday classic is pretty self-explanatory at this point. Little Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) starts off detesting his family, wishing he could just get away from them all. His wish is granted when the rest of the McCallister clan heads off to France for the holidays, and accidentally leave him behind. While it s all fun and games at first, Kevin soon becomes the target of the Wet Bandits, Harry (Joe Pesci) and Marv (Daniel Stern). After he learns to appreciate his family, it s up to Kevin to defend his home . namely, by setting up a series of e
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30 YEARS OLD THIS YEAR!!!!! Sorry! Now that we got that out of the way - I got to thinking, the movie is basically a cartoon, especially when Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern, aka The Wet Bandits (the The Sticky Bandits in Home Alone 2) get clobbered by all the traps - BUT - if they
really fell victim to all of Kevin s booby traps - how well would they have faired? The answer: not good!
About Kevin Rush
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30 YEARS OLD THIS YEAR!!!!! Sorry! Now that we got that out of the way - I got to thinking, the movie is basically a cartoon, especially when Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern, aka The Wet Bandits (the The Sticky Bandits in Home Alone 2) get clobbered by all the traps - BUT - if they
really fell victim to all of Kevin s booby traps - how well would they have faired? The answer: not good!
About Kevin Rush
is
30 YEARS OLD THIS YEAR!!!!! Sorry! Now that we got that out of the way - I got to thinking, the movie is basically a cartoon, especially when Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern, aka The Wet Bandits (the The Sticky Bandits in Home Alone 2) get clobbered by all the traps - BUT - if they
really fell victim to all of Kevin s booby traps - how well would they have faired? The answer: not good!
About Kevin Rush
is
30 YEARS OLD THIS YEAR!!!!! Sorry! Now that we got that out of the way - I got to thinking, the movie is basically a cartoon, especially when Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern, aka The Wet Bandits (the The Sticky Bandits in Home Alone 2) get clobbered by all the traps - BUT - if they
really fell victim to all of Kevin s booby traps - how well would they have faired? The answer: not good!
About Kevin Rush