Updated: Dec 15 2020, 3:00 ET
YOU probably thought the year had done its worst and 2021 would be better, didn’t you?
I certainly did, until 9pm last Wednesday, when Gemma Collins suddenly reappeared with the deceptively optimistic news that: “My theatre tour has been postponed” before she hit us with the sucker punch.
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“So I might do it naked now. Dita Von Teese, eat your heart out.”
Yeah, chew on that, luv. Eater Von Teese is coming to a venue near you.
One of the many disturbing images and possibilities thrown up by Gemma Collins: Diva For Christmas.
An offshoot of the Diva Forever strand, which I thought ITVBe had abandoned, at the start of November, in a Crete donkey sanctuary, where they’d left Gemma to subsist on a diet of raw carrots and humility.