Rich Guy Asks Around To Find Out Who The New Jeffrey Epstein Is
NEW YORK Nearly two years after the death of the infamous financier as he awaited trial on charges of trafficking minors for sex, sources confirmed Friday that Manhattan-based rich guy Felix Templeton was asking around to see if anyone could tell him who the new Jeffrey Epstein was. “It’s been a while, so I figure by now someone else must have taken over Jeff’s role in terms of sourcing and grooming high-end underage prostitutes to offer to friends,” said Templeton, explaining that he had not attended an opulent orgy with 15-year-olds since 2019, when an unattended Epstein died by hanging in his jail cell. “It just made sense to drop a few lines and see if anyone else has been hosting parties at which young teenage girls are available for sex, whether that’s here on the Upper East Side, on a private island in the Caribbean, or wherever. Obviously, Jeff can never truly be replaced, but if you get word of an
READING the political tea leaves 18 months in advance is as tricky as making a weather forecast for the same time frame. But every so often, circumstances combine to increase the odds in the forecasterâs favor.
Looking ahead to next yearâs midterms is one of them. Because if things continue on their current course, Nov. 8, 2022, will be a very good night for Republicans around the country.
For starters, history is on the GOPâs side going into the campaign. Thereâs a long track record of the incumbent presidentâs party losing seats during a midterm election.
In fact, since 1934, only two presidents have enjoyed an increase in their partyâs numbers in the House and Senate: Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1934 and George W. Bush in 2002.
Britain has made the month of May this year particularly important in political and electoral terms. Thanks to a combination of public health challenges, and political party changes, local and regional elections assume greater than usual importance.
In the elections just held, including English local councils and regional assemblies in Scotland and Wales, the Conservative Party emerged as the overall winner in national terms. Some media and political analysts focus on this point, but actually, the election results are complex, with other parties making gains.
The nationâs Conservative government postponed local government elections scheduled for May 2020 because of the COVID-19 pandemic. Britain, rightly known and respected for the rule of law, also has considerably broader scope than some other nations â including the United States â in addressing crises.