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Next in our series is the Fighting Juwan Howard’s aka the Michigan Wolverines, who hail from Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Ope.how did that get there? And they used the Michigan ‘M’ logo upside down as a ‘W.’ How creative. I would buy it, if I didn’t already own it. Anyway.I could sit here and talk about the majesty that is that shirt all day, but that’s not why we are here.
As a reminder, we will be rating the opposing threads on a scale of
oh honey, no, to
YAASS QUEEN.
Oh honey, no: Obviously, this is the worst rating. If I must explain this to you, you’re probably wearing socks with sandals right now, or a brown belt with black pants, either way, oh honey, no.
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Finishing off the dreaded year 2020, Wisconsin hosts the Minnesota Golden Gophers on the hardwood. In the match up, we’ll see the well dressed Wisconsin Badgers, hopefully in their new uniforms, and the poorly dressed Ground Squirrels.
Now let’s take a look at the ground squirrels wardrobe, to see what they might be wearing on New Year’s Eve.
As a reminder, we will be rating the opposing threads on a scale of
oh honey, no, to
YAASS QUEEN.
Oh honey, no: Obviously, this is the worst rating. If I must explain this to you, you’re probably wearing socks with sandals right now, or a brown belt with black pants, either way, oh honey, no.
Crabcakes and football.that’s what Maryland does.
Every time Wisconsin plays Maryland, I am brought back to the movie Wedding Crashers for that iconic line. Clearly they were too busy doing both of those things to come up with a more creative third uniform this season.
But before we get to that, for your enjoyment.
How good was that movie.?
As a reminder, we will be rating the opposing threads on a scale of
oh honey, no, to
YAASS QUEEN.
Oh honey, no: Obviously, this is the worst rating. If I must explain this to you, you’re probably wearing socks with sandals right now, or a brown belt with black pants, either way, oh honey, no.
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The Big Ten/ACC Challenge is upon us, albeit a little bit later for the Badgers and Cardinals than the other teams. This year, Wisconsin will face off against Louisville in a match up of red and white. I hope you aren’t color blind, because this one could be rough.
Now, let’s take a look at Louisville’s uniforms, to see if they will be challenging to look at.
As a reminder, we will be rating the opposing threads on a scale of
oh honey, no, to
YAASS QUEEN.
Oh honey, no: Obviously, this is the worst rating. If I must explain this to you, you’re probably wearing socks with sandals right now, or a brown belt with black pants, either way, oh honey, no.
Did you know that bees are famously attracted to yellow?
Well, Iowa is playing with fire. The uniforms are black and gold, which might as well be yellow. Bees are black and yellow. I hope they have a copious amount of EpiPens on standby. Can’t have someone going into anaphylactic shock when they’re finishing in second or third place every season.
As a reminder, we will be rating the opposing threads on a scale of
oh honey, no, to
YAASS QUEEN.
Oh honey, no: Obviously, this is the worst rating. If I must explain this to you, you’re probably wearing socks with sandals right now, or a brown belt with black pants, either way, oh honey, no.