Drew Barrymore Is One Goofy Guru In Mad Lib Theater With Jimmy Fallon
The 50 First Dates star and The Tonight Show host meditated on Will Ferrell pooping out of the Banana Republic.
There was no place like “om” on “The Tonight Show” Tuesday.
Guest Drew Barrymore and host Jimmy Fallon meditated in a “Mad Lib Theater” bit that produced the profound thought that Will Ferrell is “pooping out of the Banana Republic.”
The two first had to randomly fill in the word blanks a la Mad Libs before transforming into the goofy gurus.
Barrymore, the “50 First Dates” star who now has a talk show of her own, might have uttered the best affirmation ever on Tuesday: “I am fluffy. I am freaky.”
February 19, 2021 at 10:52 am
Kathy and Fletcher Newbern started YourNovel in 1992 when they were still dating. (Photo courtesy of Kathy Newbern)
This Valentine’s Day, instead of the usual flowers and candy, how about giving your honey a romance novel, customized just for you two?
“Our special service is we will put you and your sweetheart in your very own personalized romance novel,” said Kathy Newbern, who started YourNovel with her husband Fletcher in 1992.
“Together, Fletcher and I have written 26, and we now have other writers, so we’re past 50 different titles now.”
You can choose from mild or wild, depending on how sexy you want it to be, and they’ll put your photo on the cover. Then it’s like a game of Mad Libs; they’ll fill in the blanks with things like your first and last names, your hair and eye colors, the perfume you wear, your favorite color of lingerie, what cars you drive, and what you do for work.
If you want to work through something that’s bothering you …
Try expressive writing. Set aside a few minutes in your day to write about what is keeping you up at night. Pennebaker says this practice will help you acknowledge the big picture and, ultimately, find some clarity and peace. You might find yourself writing, for example, “‘Why am I so upset about this? How did I get in this situation?’” Pennebaker recommends spending no more than four days writing about the same subject otherwise, you might find yourself ruminating, or getting stuck. Choose any medium that works best for you: “You can write in a beautiful book or you can write on the back of a paper sack. You can type it. You can talk into a tape recorder. Experiment.” When you’re done, keep it or throw it away. It’s up to you.
The Oatmeal has it right: Enough already with the Bernie memes.
Timing is everything and you had your chance and if you haven’t placed Bernie somewhere and posted it on social media, it’s too late now.
We’re fixated now on the horror of
Joe Biden owning an expensive watch and a Peloton exercise system, which is such a contrast with the modest, monastic lifestyle of our previous president.
Note that the current president favors raising taxes on the sort of people who have Rolex watches and Pelotons, while the previous one lowered taxes on people who live in what appear to be 19th-century bordellos.
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