You’d think after a year of global pandemic, Nando’s being shut and Bimini Bon Boulash not winning Drag Race UK that the world has been through enough. Apparently, Channel 4 decided that’s not the case, and that we all needed to endure just a little bit more hardship, courtesy of AJ and Curtis Pritchard. We regret to inform you that nobody’s favourite ballroom dancing double act were cast in Hollyoaks as new characters Marcus and Jacob, for reasons that remain deeply unclear.
In the scene, the brothers haunt a children’s play area and discuss some nefarious plot against Trish (iconically played by Denise Welch) with all the subtlety of a brick through a glass window. If we’ve had to watch it, so do you:
Another Brit awards, another performance from nobody’s favourite band: Coldplay.
Over the last few years, Coldplay have veered themselves into a world where if they now released their song Yellow, they would simply have to rename it Beige. They now make music for people who eat at Bella Italia, watch Taskmaster and vote for the Liberal Democrats. Their latest single, Higher Power, is a paint by numbers affair of a try hard singalong chorus that doesn’t have the big stadium anthem power it thinks it has.
The fact that the Brits opened with the UK’s most tepid band is an outrage. All we get is the same set, the same energy, the same clothes. Every. Single. Time.
We’ve all seen the news that Perrie Edwards and Leigh-Anne Pinnock are both pregnant, with mini mixers, at the same time, right now. By now you’ve probably screamed, sent on the announcement pictures to every group chat you’re in, cried a little, contemplated the joint baby bump photoshoot, cried a little more, and shared all the hysterical Little Mix memes on your feed.
I’m really not sure what it is with Little Mix. Maybe its their seeming inability to produce a song which isn’t a banger, how it looks like the girls would literally die for one another or their incredible videos – but the world is just obsessed with them. So, because you definitely want them, here are the best memes reacting to the news that both Perrie and Leigh-Anne from Little Mix are pregnant. What a time to be alive.
Published May 7, 2021
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In truly bollocks news for your Friday, The Cock Destroyers – iconic UK porn duo and noted queer icons – have split up. And even more unfortunately, it looks like it’s not amicable.
They rocketed to viral fame in 2018 with a video of them proudly declaring they’re “fucking cock destroyers” – which became a reaction meme in light speed. From there, the duo quickly became queer icons and in late 2020 ran their own reality show
The Cock Destroyers may have broken up, fans fear.
Since 2018, sex workers Rebecca More and Sophie Anderson have enthralled the LGBT+ community with their truly chaotic energy and brand of unapologetically raunchy humour.
But on Thursday morning (6 May), a cryptic pair of tweets from More sparked a wave of speculation that the Cock Destroyers have called it quits.
It all began when More tweeted that she has received a “[vicious] email from someone who I thought was a friend”.
“Showed it to my mum as I was questioning the things that have been said about me,” she said. “Genuinely sick to my stomach.”