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Very good idea indeed about all Dr Holbrook lost a father just plain Yeah the hero of my daytime scenario just plain the air is going to recover from his amnesia yesterday we learned that all Dr Holbrook Fausta father are just plain air have been found wandering on the 19th hole of the sound of a country club after an all night search by 200 Boy Scouts company d. Of the National Guard and the Columbus Rotary Lions and exchange Mr frisbee is old Dr Holbrook going to recover less than and tomorrow to the next episode of just plain Pierre Dr Holbrook recover from his attack of amnesia is plain Pierre really Plame what does the flag at half mast over the firehouse signify and thank you Chester has worked for before an interesting interview Bob and Ray with a look back now and almost nonexistent broadcasting ard. The soap opera here on weekend radio. And so we welcome you to another edition of this curiously strange and offbeat Corkery of music wit and convivial companionship Yes it s time for weekend radio. Us. At 3. 100000. And 3. 103. 100000. And 5000. From the Elizabeth and down suite of Antony Holbourne we heard there s Eagles played by Rolf Smith big and the Empire brass on today s program we will present to you the Muppets and Steve Martin here on weekend radio I m Robert Conrad. It suddenly occurred to me as I was preparing this program that there are undoubtedly people out there listening below a certain age who are not familiar with the Muppets Occasionally you see them on commercials these days and I presume they re still on Sesame Street anyway the Muppets were created by German Jane Hansen in 1955 they re the namesake of a franchise that encompasses television music film and other media associated with the characters they originated in the short form television series Sam and Friends that aired between 1955 to 961 and following appearances on late night talk shows and in advertising during the sixty s the Muppets began appearing on Sesame Street in 1969 the Muppets attained celebrity status and international recognition through the Muppet Show which was on from 1976 to 981 and it garnered for primetime Emmy Award wins and $21.00 nominations during its 5 year run. We revisit the Muppets that s. What I. Think sometimes I write this song. In Star. Used to used to make use of the used to be used to be used as an excuse to the police who still exist. But one fella who still think I could tell it was not a goose thing at all and. That s not. What he. Said Spammy. Me. With. That stuff it was that it was like it was that it. Was kind of like a comic. It s not something. I would just like to say a few words about. Nudity in the world today and I for 1 am just up all dead by it why did you know that underneath their clothing the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked is not just constant and it s not just people although goodness knows that s not enough but animals too even cute little doggies and pussy cats because good underneath their fur are still lucre naked and it s not just the quadrupeds either birds to yes the news are fine feathers birds were nothing nothing at all ads. Could someone and me a robe. Our ship is Leaping Horse with our names the. Goals. That. Mean. That there s a way in the are. Always going to be with you said farewell to our girls in bright yellow brick garage the valley down to the fact that 300. 0. 4 looks forward Holly Jolly tars led singing while we can. We ll. Go bowling you know lol. I. Think you know all. The. Bar mayors like I like our sailor. On the right he told me that she became easier she and I are going to scout the y. Not to harm our are. They having nothing like the sailors like the sailors my. Ward were to go to sleep oh. Yeah offering me a check up on where. I say. No to the fall of the fleet and there s no way out on the back I steal the car except for the men. Was. I am right. What. The non-veteran Ariens hospital. On the stool or the former orthopedic surgeon who s gone to the dogs not certain roles sterner or not brawl a brawl was Dr who can t think of a time like this I m not singing at a time like this I m singing What s a roast it s only book Duty. How to ever do most open do this good easy George back to the patient he s thinking of under 40 years thinking about. More laughing up nurses that are jokes the only joke around here is you Dr Bob these patients need Joey s 15 well you re my assistants but what he s going to do with the 2 of you I ll never know. What Look you did give me some help me out of here well what seems to be your trouble will I keep breaking up in a cold sweat. Very simple it s a clear case of Penn transit phobia it s a dread fear of traveling through the state of Pennsylvania. Bob I m nothing of these terrible troops who have dedicated yourself to saving law that s right and I saved 6 lives this week by a British nobody not operating. Dr Bob you ve given this hospital a bad name you re right Fred is a terrible name for a hospital I ll give it a better name how about Eunice. This is embossed the book but do you know if it was of course every dog has a license the leash laws are really rough. I mean did a bit more since the practice yes I do. Right now I m going to practice on you bungalows bundle s Dr Bono we re home. And so Dr Bob is about to begin his Bongo practice tune in next week when we ll hear noise piggy say. It s too late you ve lost him well he couldn t have gone far he was under the sheet a 2nd ago. He Right yeah. Yeah what are you doing here nothing I just thought I do wait here while you introduce me think you know her own cry you don t have to introduce me because if you don t I can always just oh why have i t health you can always just s y f f i t f. Stop your Friday Friday send off. Ridin gentleman Miss Piggy. What. Do you know that you. And I. Would not I had to. Change. To. Cut cut. Cut cut cut to. Yes they were all puppets The Muppets and I we heard the Muppet Show thing 12 a look goes stone Sam The Eagle editorial see Shelly and veterinarians hospital followed up with what now my love with Miss Piggy. Or. This. Lesser known Cole Porter song it s from Broadway Melody of 1940 I concentrate on you Thomas Hampson was the baritone We also heard the London Symphony Orchestra conducted by John McGlynn from our favorite Cole Porter album we have a competition here on weekend radio each week in which we ask you to send in funny full pa that you find in the media and to each of you whose entry is rent we send a compact disc and of course we define media very broadly it can include print as well as electronic items and odd things such as gasoline pump ads our winner today is Jon reel of Strongsville Ohio a listener to w c l v and he has sent an item from the Sun Star courier which is a weekly newspaper they had line is d. Brief after every job interview. Debrief after every job interview sometimes it s the English language ambiguity that creates something funny but then again the copywriter by it has been more aware of double entendre with this article from The Star courier the advice given in they had line is probably very sound but please wait until you are somewhere private the brief as in taking down your underwear pants Oh yes we re going to send John an album called impressions of the sound of w.c. As a 3 C.D. s. If you would like to win a compact disc in this case 3 compact discs of our choosing find a funny and send it to this week in the media in care of w c l v idea center 1375 Euclid Avenue Cleveland Ohio 44115 And of course you can email us if you wish w r c at Idea Stream dot org If you do please don t forget to give us your mailing address we have a summertime banner above the workstation of Carmelita that says don t forget to give us your mailing address and you know it has pictures of flowers and things like that. Speaking of Debussy. READY READY. Who. The Swingle Singers this as they were constituted in 1995 from an album called 812 because the album includes the 812 Overture by try Kosky the Swingle Singers use no instruments everything is vocal I think we may play that 812 Overture someday. It s an interesting concept. Richard Holland Bolton has a hyphen between Holland and Bolton his website however is Holland Bolton dot com No hyphen Be that as it may he reports to us from Plano Texas. To my underlying shame hora and of course secret pride I really don t fit in down here in Texas Oh it s not because of a big car that big a body the love of going to church several times a week or the accent all of which they haven t I don t know now it s mainly almost entirely because I can t get used to the concept of. I just can t Mosey and I m sure this is because to most you with any authority at all you must have been through the Texas school system from 5th grade when my state mandate they must all study Texas history and moseying through 10th grade health class which features safe moseying practices which by the by is the only state requirement that isn t solely based on abstinence through to 12th grade when for the truly gifted they have advanced placement just mosey and on. As a direct consequence of this juvenile deprivation I find that I have a tendency to move to the crowds of Texans morals and work and indeed on almost any card or even Stanway like one of those little sidewalk snow plows tractor thingy the city works people use up north in a deep snow storm and as operated by an extremely short sighted and unbelievably impatient driver with with jets of Texans are going for the air as I plow for all the world like a slightly heavier 2nd snow fall. Oh dear guess what a moment ago I just had to apologize to yet another Texan who felt it necessary to step aside and squeeze whimpering against the wall because they thought I was some sort of emergency vehicle in a hurry and that was only because I got up from writing this which as usual I m doing an Einstein bagels to nip over and get a refill for my coffee you see I can t even Mosey across the like coffee pot no hurry I just can t get down to even used to Texas speed and it s all for want of skill at that damned moseying. And to add to my underlying shame and of course secret pride I must admit that when I 1st came down here from relatively more speedy New York not that that could hold a candle to race track London where my own base philosophy was set I used to joke to myself as I wasted whole seconds till I could force my way past some tardy grade Texan jokes like it s a good job there are no graziers in Texas can you imagine the horror of all those Texans being run over by them or Texans moves so slowly that I often wonder at the impossible task of Medical Examiners down here I mean how on earth can they tell when one of them s died then. As an aside let consider the fact that Texans are not all dumpy but in the past they used to be or image used to be of a tall guy in the image only stories a stranger winery rather than spheroid or even Schwartz a negative if I can say that on air without being misconstrued supposing anything I say on has ever construed a true Lena s all get out but but and this is why my aside isn t a society as you might have feared still characterized as moseying so it would seem that one of the side effects of excessive moseying is eventual dump Enos possibly only manifesting the 2nd or 3rd generation the other side effect is of course that you don t move fast that your base velocity is set so low so that you do everything at a snail s pace This leads directly to the fact that Texans alone among all the inhabitants of the world are the only people who can manage to mosey in a car. Since they seem to be so surprisingly many of them down here in Texas and since there is only the one of me what can I do. In my typically English fashion I ve decided to give up yes I decided that in order to survive down here all the other in order to avoid challenging the survival of the people is it passed down here I m finally going to take remedial moseying classes as soon as I finish this essay I m off on Noble to get myself a copy of moseying for dummies then maybe now that I ve said it out loud and had a chance to reflect on what I just said out loud and what I m just about to do think it would be less embarrassing to don t get it from Amazon dot com sure you have a now your will and as you can tell your is the next thing I need to work on from Richard how on Bolton. Would. Bruce. Bruce the. Old or. Our Or. Born. The. Poor poor. Old the old the. Poor. Rural. Poor or with poor poor poor. The. Poor rural America all our rural. Poor sap or are. Poor poor sap 1st Bourque. Aha o.-r. . That s by Scott Joplin The Wall Street rag from 1909 we heard the Paragon ragtime or construct conducted by Rick Benjamin who also did the piano part Steve Martin is coming up next here on weekend radio. In my office here at w c l v one wall is nothing but C.D. s big shelves with lots and lots and lots of C.D. s all material for a weekend radio. Stand in front of it occasionally and just sort of glance through what s there. And every once in a while I ll find a recording that has never been played or this one which has been played in decades it s a cd release of an LP that was 1st released in 1977 featuring Steve Martin I m not sticking with the regular stuff tonight you paid the money paid for a box for $50.00 Believe me sometimes it s going to basement sometimes I come out or I do $475.00 show. I do a $5.00 show so I never if you pay for $50.00 I don t do it for $25.00 so I keep going I do a $450.00 show and I said maybe so you made me a little bit off this tonight if. I mean to breath a little money. I love everything about money and have to eat it let me just say you can t take it with you and taking it with. Him in the bread. At the bridge. I bought some pretty good stuff I mean $300.00 per songs the if. I got a 1st I think. Oh I see electric dog publisher . Gasoline powered turtleneck sweater or if. Not of course I bought some dumb stuff too you know if. It was for the Ok you pay the money or expect to see a professional show so let s not waste any more time let s go with professional show business he. Let s go. To. The owner of the home the Ok. The If. Was. Was on drugs. I mean you know what it is to do a lot of do good small. To wild wild. Very dangerous for kids though because they get really small if. I know I should get small and I m driving but. I was driving around the other day. I was the I was. In a cop pulls me over and he goes he are use Mo. I said No I m tall I m tall he said well I m an f. To measure you. Get a little testy give It s a balloon if you can get inside and. They know you are small if they can t put you in a regular cell either you walk right out. One night I got really small and I. Got inside a vacuum cleaner. Like to make an exception because I was told that there is a convention of plumbers in San Francisco this week and I understand about 30 of them came down on the show tonight so before I got I worked up a joke especially for the plumbers and how those of you who aren t plumbers probably won t get this and won t think it s funny but I think those of you who are plumbers will really enjoy this and so if you re not a plumber please just bear with me for a while and just kind of you know hold off on this but I would like to do this with the plumbers who are. As long supervisor was on a sprinkler maintenance job was and he started working on a. Only sprinkler head in the wings from 7 inch gangly right I was just in a little practice leaned over and said You can t we re going to build a new sprinkler head with a line from 700. Most infuriating to supervisor so he would got Volume 14 of the Kinsley manual. And read some of his the latest from a 7 inch wrench can be used with the Finley sprocket just in The Apprentice leaned over and says it says sprocket not stock that. Was ever supposed to be here the show where I. Say. Well I think we re having fun I hope. We re having some fun. Here at the fabulous boarding I. Just been on the phone. We ve got me we ve got left. Here. It s only $4.00. For every 5 minutes for a boarding house and I m just going to. Such a hard cord. Oh sure I could make the easy cord I could do this one. I don t know this has more meaning. Actually to make the fold or do you have to play a part of it with your nose for the bass I do because you re trying to reach down here with the little finger. But you know. I see people going to college for 14 years studying to be doctors and lawyers. People getting up at 730 every morning and go into work at the drugstore to. I m so mad at my mother. I know. She s 102 years old. She called me up the other day she wanted to borrow $10.00 for some food. I said Hey I work for a living. So I lower the money I have one of my secretaries take it down and yesterday she called him so she can t pay me back for a while. This is what is bullshit. So I worked it out without having to work on my transmission. And she can t fix it I m having to move my barbells up to the attic. For. Me It s like being a Shakey s Pizza all the time you know this is. Way down of on this was. Right on. Now I ask very confidentially well. I m a little mood lighting on this please. Like to do a thing now that s kind of a departure for me it s going to be more of this. Line like a blue spot. Oh. Nobody back there that s Ok thought there might be somebody back there Ok I guess they figure closing night you know what that doesn t make any bike and difference. Kind of pissed off about this because we re going on all week and I think by now we have a under control but. I don t. See this club has been in business about 5 or 6 years it was 1st actually the Troubadour at 1st and then it became the boarding house and you know they still have a lot of. These working here thank God I can understand the drug thing so. I feel that s more important. Thank you. Thank you no I m really up to here with this. It s. And it s my house right here you know me. And I come out you I m giving it on giving you nothing giving thanks giving a gift of more than I make a simple request Oh I see can I possibly have. But I guess the love you know a little bit more about so business than I do a far better in the business a few years but I think I know what I m worth. I took my time getting to talk. About. You thank you thank. You. Thank you thank you thank you. Thank you. Well anyway. Oh this is an interesting thing I did my cat about the other day if. You know I d always heard you weren t supposed to give cats bass but my cat came home and he was really curious about it so I had to give him a bath and I was worried if you have a cat don t worry about it but said he enjoyed it it was fun for me you know. And. The fur would stick to my tongue but other than the if. With. I could I see more of a club sort of place. That s all it is called so I m not into the drug scene or the booze scene where they don t seem I m not that. And I think people who are should be taken I mean I. You know a lot of people come in and they say Steve can you be easy going but I. Mean. There s a secret to it there s no big deal will be honest with you before I come out I put a slice of Bologna in each one of my shoes. So when I m on stage I feel funny I. People come to me they say Steve Martin is there some way I could be funny true I Well here s a couple jokes I like to pass on to the crowd and these are jokes you can play on your friends if you enjoy the good practical joke this is these are good luck next time you go out with your friends before you go or you secretly put an atom bomb in your nose I mean you get there you pretend like you re going to sneeze you know you have 000 that you set off the bomb. But I think. There s another bit I like to do it parties next time invited to an elegant dinner party you are right believes everyone is here you walk in and throw all the food on the floor. I did this at the last party it went to. 6 years ago. I m going to ski Oh perfect. There s a job you can do in a ski lift if you like that kind of thing you know people engrave their names on their skis so when they get stolen you know they got them from. Call you up and thank you Ted Robinson thank you very much. So next time you get on a ski lift with this dream tour you look over and you get his name and your weight you get about halfway up you suddenly turn to him and pretend like you know him all your life and you call him by his name and they just can t figure out who you are you know this is just so much fun. Don t. Put it down. Behind the wheel. Distraction join the conversation at decided to drive dot org a public service message from the American Academy of Orthopedic Surgeons. Please this is a better it should all security Ok Ok just trying to get your attention. To Taste. The best part about eating altogether for maybe you re not interested in an easy inexpensive. Makes you feel Ok I got to go. See. A d.j. Mc. Ok. You see our arts block presents a free film screening of biz b. 17 directed by Robert Green Friday August 2nd and Saturday August 3rd at the Calder center of the arts radically combining collaborative documentary Western and musical elements biz b. 17 follows several members of a close knit community as they attempt to reckon with their town s The darkest hour the controversial and largely forgotten Ms b. Deportation of 1917 biz b. 17 documents locals as they play characters and stage dramatic scenes from the story culminating in a dramatize recreation of the horrific event 100 years later The New Yorker calls it a passionately ambitious mapping of modern times biz b. 17 as presented by Arts block and will be screened for free on Aug 2nd and Aug 3rd at the Colver center of the arts for show times visit arts block dot you see our edu that s arts blog dot you see our di edu. This is no such thing you re listening to. Me. Theatre music dance visual and color nary arts They re all part of the arts walk in downtown Riverside become a part of the post and experience the city of arts and innovation on the 1st Thursday of every month featuring more than 20 museums galleries and studios the event is free and hosted by the riverside cultural consortium sponsored by the city of Riverside and Riverside downtown partnership make plans to be in downtown Riverside for Art s walk every 1st theirs day from 6 to 9 pm visit in Lynn arts dot com for more information that s in line art dot com. There were several from l.a. You re listening to 88.3 f.m. T.j. You see I remember. I. Sound about. This is Michael you re listening to Morning 3 ever see our rivers. It s folk alley your weekly deep dive into the folk into roots music world I m Elaine a scene I m glad to be swimming around with you this week thanks for listening this week it s an encore presentation of a show we 1st broadcast last summer summer vacation is here after all on the way you ll hear from the Irish band we banjo 3 along with a sample from Ray Lamontagne and next something kind of old but made new again by Rodney Crowl he s got a birthday coming up in early August seems about right to start the hour with something from his acoustic classics album here s an updated version of one of his classic hits.