To put that another way today some of the darkest 24 hours in our nations history. laughter boo jon theyre not booing theyre saying clue why what what is wrong the darkest 24 what is wrong the insurance exchanges remain open sir and committed samesex couples can form lifelong stabilizing life long legalizeed bonds truly voldemort has risen and the living will envy the dead. What is your worldview. Of course we need not take seriously the hyperbolic apocalyptic rantings of a sitting United States senator. Luckily for senator cruz there were other survivors of good new mageddon. It was a huge loss for democracy. They essentially turned the u. S. Stux on its head and i believe put a nail in the democratic process. There will be an effort to force people to conform. This is redefining a fundamental institution. Suppose three people say we want to be a marriage. Were three people, and we love each other and we want to be married. Whats to prevent that under this . laughter jon because people arent born polygamists. You know i knew even when i was five i was different. Wile the other boys played with trucks and army men i was figuring out bed sharing schedules. laughter not that there arent real victims here. What happened to a florist who doesnt want to provide flowers to a gay wedding. Are they going to be forced either out of business like the florist the caterers. The evangelical florists and bakers around the country who are coerced where does it stop . Enough im so tired of this old stereotype about antigay florists. laughter its all we ever hear about antigay florists. Let me tell you something are some florists antigay of course theres truth in every stereotype. Just like some scottsman are stingy and some frenchman wear striped shirts and carry around long bread. But not not all florists hate gay people. And itss time we accept that. The really are weird part of the conservative reaction when it stops being being with the court making this decision and starts criticizing the idea of the court making any decision. Rick santorum said today five unelected judges redefined the foundational unit of society. And what a crazy system to have the most important issues of our day decided by unelected lawyers. Five unelected blackrobed lawyers resulted that is not the america that our Founding Fathers created. laughter jon then why did they put that article in the constitution . So why would cheers and applause jon this is the stupidest the Founding Fathers come up with this unbelievable idea for a country, right and some jack ass throws in something about pro equal branch of governments possesses judicial review over the legislation and the Founding Fathers come in the next day and said what the [bleep] with this idiot. What is this . I told you we had article 1 2 and 4 i dont know what 3 is. I dont know what that is. I didnt write that even some on the Supreme Court seem shocked that there is a Supreme Court. John roberts quote, the majoritys decision is an ago of will, not legal judgement. The right it announces has no basis in the constitution or this courts precedent adding just who do we think we are. Jon perhaps its time we go back to when a Supreme Court was just a court with extra sour cream. Did you know that that was the original court . The original Supreme Court. cheers and applause jon the original sprem court was a court with extra sour cream. I am a good and of course Justice Alito had to get in his argument against the progress of humankind. Here is what skrus tis alito said in his dissent. I assume that those who cling to old beliefs will be able to whisper their thoughts in the reskess of their homes but if they repeat those views in public they will risk being labeled as bigots and treated as such by governments employers and schools. Jon right, oh you mean that like its a bad thing. laughter jon i would still like to be able to call lady sugar hey slow down there uncle creepy thats your cardiologist you know why cant we just continue disliking and shunning the people weve always disliked and shunned. Everybody was always okay with it but them. The your problem isnt judicial activist or overreach or politically correct policing. Your problem here is baldfaced out in the open common sense experience. Thats why youre not going to win the Marriage Equality fight, this. Lets talk about samesex marriage. Im traditional maerj. But what do you say to a lesbian who is married or a gay man who is married who says donald trump what is traditional about being married three times. Well i they have a very good point. Jon yes, they do. That is the point. Youre to the going to win the Marriage Equality fight because even a man path logically disposed to not understanding other peoples points of view unless it is also labeled trump even he gets it. Not that he doesnt try to set aside what went wrong with tradition in his particular case. But you know, i have been a very hardworking person. My two wife approximates very good. And i dont blame them. I blame myself because my business was so powerful for me. Jon heres what im telling you. I am for traditional marriage but to be fair the trump business is hotter than any wife could possibly be. laughter wouldnt you [bleep] one of my golf courses. I think you would. All 18 holes. Youd come back for more. Thats a birdie oh. Be right back. chee thats amazing. Its amazing. This is amazing. Thats amazing real people are discovering surprising things at chevy. Were sold. Its so pretty. Theyre goodlooking cars. It feels great. Perfect. This is not what i would expect from a chevy at all. 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If you look in the old man dictionary that scalia is apparently using the definition of Jiggery Pokery is your applesauce. And many people dont know this, pure applesauce is defined as sass a fras what wont be stood for. laughter which is defined as you i think we found scalias tell. The crankiness of his insults runs dow like that the crankiness of his insults laughter cheers and applause i assume he would rule in favor of freedom of speech. laughter the crankiness of scalias insults rubin verse to his intellectual consistency here is a specific problem he had with the gay equality rule. Scalia said todays decision ignores the will of the voters to impose the judgement of an elite few. A select highly unrepresentative panel of nine. Jon because unlike the judges should never overturn the will of the voters unless the voters will was for obamacare, which he was glad to try to destroy the day before, or if the voters wanted to limit Campaign Finance funding then he had no problem to tell people to [bleep] off at that time. Or if the voters want a voting right abs and continued electing congresses by huge supermajority, then not only does he overturn it he had no problem dismissing all those elected representatives motives for passing Racial Justice legislation in the first whenever a society adopts a racial entitlements it is very difficult to get out of them to the normal political processes. Im fairly confident it will be reenacted in perpetuity unless unless a court can say it does not comport with the constitution. Jon unless a court says that . Or the select patrition highly unrepresentative panel of nine carrying out the or you must not mean you must not mean that court, you mean the heartland 54 majority conservative court that still takes counselling from the founders underground brain jar farm. Oh brain of madison and jefferson what did you mean by equal again . How about when scalia handed down v gore without precedent. How did he explain that to voters who felt their voice was being unser mondayuously taken away. Gee, i really dont want to get in this is get over it, its so old by now. Jon any time the people agree with me they should have the final say its called democracy. You know what i feel bad for scalia i really do. His modern day diogene wants everything to go his way all the time forever. Then we had to go and give him one of the worst fridays in his life. So in a gesture of empathy we present this ode antonin salia. 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Orbit. cheers and applause welcome back. My guest has a new film out called the overnight also the star of netflixs orange is the new black. The microwave stopsed worked yesterday. So im trying to fix it. By assigning we avoid this cost of hiring outside contracts. Everybody contributes to the community. Well not everyone. Some people try to destroy it. What seems to be the problem there . The thermal fuse blew. You can fix that by yourself, honey . I sure can. If i concentrate extra hard with my lady brain. Jon lady brain please welcome taylor schilling. How are you . applause whats happening . Hey look at you. Oh my god w a big success. You, are you so funny. Jon i tell jokes professionally. Im so excited to be here. Lack at all these nice people. cheers and applause jon no lets not get crazy. Theyre part of a local methodone program were running. How are you doing . This you they so i netflix. I mean. Jon come on thats all i have to say about it. Jon thats what i thought. Come on jon i want to catch up on but i am so far behind are you behind. Yes. Im very far behind. You know i dont really watch it. Jon your show. No. Do you watch. Jon oh its very good. Thank you. Jon and by the way you very good in it. You should watch it. Oh thanks. Do you watch this . After you tape it . Jon yes this show no no, i find this show crap. No. I dont care for this program. You know what i think would happen if i watched it it would be its on late at night and then i think i would be like oh look at that old jewish henrey winckler looking guy. That guy really looks like he might have hepatitis. And then i would be nervous and i would probably have a or Something Like that. Now that is i did when you are in a movie its different. Because you kind of have to go to that. They would like you to go. Yeah you have to. And ive seen it its not like i dont i dont ban myself from watching it. But i also sort of have this sense of like i would just a soon be watching your show. Jon you know what i mean so Many Americans agree with you on that they watch this show. I dont want to say it i hesitated to brag on this but its the most popular do you remember American Idol . Of course i do. Jon jon, you won. Jon i won. Youre americans idol. Jon did you this film right. Yes. Jon those two guys are maybe the most prolific comedy writer director actor guys i think i have ever seen and all their stuff topnotch. Not a dud in the bunch. Not one i dont know how they do it. Jon how did you get involved with this. I dont know i have no idea. Jon you dont even watch your own show. I dont know what i am doing. Jon taylor. What day is it. Jon are you good enough, are you smart enough and gosh darn it people like you. The thing about these types of shows when they hit like lightning, your life changes overnight. Like your life changed overnight, yes . Yeah, i think i actually think it happened intentionally the way people watch netflix it all comes out of one swrz like a weekend. And suddenly they it was like 48 hours and by the first time it happened and everyone was just like. Jon did you track that on your like contact, did you suddenly your phone my contacts. Jon your contacts on a phone. I have contacts on my phone but how would i track the popularity of the show on my contacts, explain this to me jon. Jon the week be it comes out what weekend lets really paint a picture here. What is the weekend. We could say like june 6th 2013. Jon and all of a sudden your blackberry or your beeper starts to buzz with people checking in going im just watching your show. Its [bleep] amazing that is what i meant. Yeah, yeah my contacts everybody in my contacts started getting really excited. That did happen swrz im so technically savvy. You were. laughter my pager was blowing up. Jon your pager was blowing up. Blowing up. Jon you didnt have a pager then. Pagers are a little before my time but i have a cell phone. Jon hang on a second let me just pull that out for a second. Oh man. laughter jon its the sad truth pagers came out i was already too old for one. Pagers came out and i was like im 30 years olding im not a drug dealer. What do i need a pager for. Yeah, the whole thing. Did you know computers are a wol different they are different. Jon very different. We used to type. No. Jon i did reports we would type. Wow. Clickity clack. laughter jon yup. Jon im awfully fond of you. All right. Season three in orange is the new black is on netflix. The overnight is in theaters now. Yay laughter i really like that movie. Jon . Did you see it . Jon no. Maybe if you get a chance if you have a week off. Jon can i tell you something, i will have nothing but timement i will be bling watching the [bleep] out of egg. 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