So for both newcomers and veterans alike, The Washington Post has compiled a list of seven accounts that might put a little extra spring in your step. Stage Door Johnny tackles the English language (@stage_door_johnny) "So we've got 'cats.' What about more than one dog?" "Dogs." "Mice." "Mice." So begins one of Richard Poynton's signature TikToks, which moves on to the paradox that is "moose" and "moose" vs. "goose" and "geese." Posting under his internet moniker Stage Door Johnny, the 41-year-old Staffordshire, England, resident uses the platform to humorously deconstruct the English language, pointing out all its absurdities along the way.