And it is spreading faster than the coronavirus itself. This morning the el bump made it to the view. Jimmy kimmel is proposing an alternative to a handshake that hes calling the el bump. Apparently this is what it is, im going to try it out on you. Theres, okay. Hi. You know what, after all this time, howie mandel is a genius. Jimmy thats right, he is a genius. He does the mandel bump is his thing. But the governor of nebraska posted this on twitter. Hes doing the el bump with his fellow man. And this is shocking to me, even the vice poodle of the United States is doing the el bump today. Look at this. Here he is coming off air force two. And there you go. Thats, i hope he hasnt been watching the show. The best part of the el bump is you dont need a face mask, not that you can find a face mask, theres a shortage right now of those face masks even though they dont really help prevent the coronavirus, people have been hoarding them, which puts doctors and nurses and people in hospitals at risk. You dont have to buy one. If you want one its very easy to make your own safety mask and my trusty guillermo is going to show you how you can do that now. All you need is a common [cheers and applause] a few common household items. For instance, look at that. A coffee filter. Get some duct tape, a coffee filter, strap it on and breathe in those columbian beans. For the next one, yes, go down to the ground guillermo. If you dont drink coffee, why not try an old bra . Or for the fellas out there who might not have a bra handy, grab a slice of cold pizza and an extra thick rubber band and there you have it. Thank you very much. Any flat bread will do. And now your mustache smells like pepperoni. Thats interesting. This is a clip from the fox News Coverage of the mike pence news conference. Listen carefully to see if you heard what i heard. Whats threshold . The number of deaths, the number of cases . Thats a briefing at the white house. Jimmy i dont know, maybe lou dobbs is practicing his trombone . Our commander in chief is very focussed on the coronavirus and trying to sell us on the idea that its not a big deal. He phoned in to sean hannity to tell not what the experts are saying but what hes personally feeling. A global rate of 3. 4 . And a report that the olympics could be delayed. Your reaction to that . I think the 3. 4 is really a false number. Now this is just my hunch, but based on a lot of conversations with a lot of people that do this, because a lot of people will have this, and its very mild. Theyll get better very rapidly. They dont see a doctor, they dont even call a doctor. Jimmy we really would have been better off with a monkey president. We really would. [cheers and applause] donald trump has a hunch. Heres thing. If youre president of the United States, you dont go with hunches. You have the worlds greatest scientists, you go with them, you listen to them. The only hunch you should have is the one in your back when youre leaning over that 12piece bucket of kfc. But dont worry, the president said a lot of people will have this. Its mild like the salsa an at chipotle. They dont know about the easy cases, because the easy cases dont go to the hospital. They dont report to doctors or the hospital in many cases. I think the number is way under 1 . Jimmy personally, he would say its way under 1 . Would somebody put a mozzarella stick in his stupid hole . This is not a matter of opinion, this is science. He floated the idea that people with the coronavirus could go in to work. So, if, you know, we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better, just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work, some of them go to work. But they get better. Jimmy see, for him going to work means sitting around watching nine hours of fox news in his underpants. So he doesnt understand what that means. I dont know, all he cares about is money. Hes worried about the stock market before the election, so his plan is to pretend the virus away. And its especially interesting that trump will be okay with sick people going to work. He said it the same day his commander of the Corona Task Force told us specifically to do the opposite of that. A brief tutorial for yourself and your family and your loved ones. Its a good idea to stay home when youre sick. Jimmy what could be, could there be anything sadder than to be mike pence . Nothing you say means anything. Youre like a semi colon. Youre really just, as joe biden gets ready to storm the white house atop his rideon lawnmower, his opponent, senator Elizabeth Warren has dropped out of the race. In spite of her experience, track record and skills in the debates. American voters ultimately decided she didnt have what they were looking for in a president , which is a penis. And Elizabeth Warren finished a distant third in the delegate race. Its hard to argue that sexism didnt play a part. A lot of people said im fine voting for a woman, after hillary, i dont want to risk it. Its second hand sexism is what it is. Who will she endorse . They both want the endorsement, bernie and biden. And thats what she was asked daish a during a chat outside her house today. Will you be making an endorsement today . We know you spoke with both joe biden and Bernie Sanders yesterday. Not today. Not today. [cheers and applause] jimmy so i guess bernie has the edge. The remaining candidates are now bernie, joe biden and Tulsi Gabbard who has a fun real estate vibe going. But also only has two delegates. Its the early bird special. Basically, when youre trying to choose which type of breyers vanilla, the homemade, natural and extra creamy, which flavor will beat that chunky monkey in the oval office . I guess well find out in november. Florida is a key state and florida had a big milestone, the 175th anniversary of florida becoming a state. Florida is 175 years old, which is why it moved to florida in the first place. Florida is a strange, even their state flag looks like the wrong answer on family feud. It, no state in the union has crammed more crazy into its years of existence than florida. With that said, we are very pleased to present this tribute to our favorite state. Theres never been a better time to visit florida. Join us as we celebrate 175 years of statehood. Since 1845, florida has been americas top travel destination for people hoping to get a dui on a lawnmower, but no matter how you get there, whether by streetlegal jet ski or twerking on the roof of a nissan, in florida everyones welcome. So kickback and smoke some weed in a Maternity Ward or crack in the icu. Looking for excitement . Just steal 16 metric tons of crisco or 850 pairs of ladies underwear or throw a live alligator into a drive through. And when the sun goes down the night gets hot. At one of our world famous strip clubs where you can do whatever your heart desires, even run over your own legs with a pickup truck. The Sunshine State will make all your dreams come true today. Book a trip today. 21 million exotic reptile poachers cant be wrong. Come to florida, the state that god forgot. Jimmy happy anniversary, florida. We love you. Keep up the good work. [cheers and applause] jimmy all right, one more thing before we forge ahead. Its thursday night, that means its time to bleep and blur the big moments of tv whether they need it or not, it is this week in unnecessary censorship. A big issue for them is going to be [ bleep ]ing. Biden is for it. Sanders is against it. Safe travels on the campaign trail, thank you, sir. [ bleep ] you. One thing i love working with President Trump as a candidate and president hes not afraid to [ bleep ]. Hes not afraid to take on new things. Laura, he could personally suck the [ bleep ] out of every one of the 60,000 [ bleep ] in the world and suck it out of their [ bleep ]. We believe as President Trump said today that its safe to [ bleep ]. A hospital worker facing charges after being accused of sucking on a patients [ bleep ] is speaking out. I havent touched my [ bleep ] in weeks. In weeks. I miss it. For the nightcap, if you think your kids are [ bleep ] eaters, what about dogs . I find animals [ bleep ] to be endlessly entertaining, more entertaining than people [ bleep ]ing if im being honest. People [ bleep ]ing is so been there done that, am i flight. Take your [ bleep ] and spin it around the arena. Spin it around. Jimmy tonight on the show music from phantogram. Eric andre is here. And well be right back with tim robbins. [cheers and applause] people ask me what sort of person should become a celebrity accountant. And, i tell them, nobody should. Hey, buddy. Whats the damage . I bought it the waterfall . Nope a new volkswagen. A volkswagen . i think were having a breakthrough here welcome to caesars palace. Thank you. This is gonna be americas favorite breakfast. They just dont know it yet. ding these are a few of my favorite things. You order a breakfast sandwich and thats when wendys makes it. Not weeks. Or months ago. Try your new favorite. Order by 10 and well even deliver it. And ask your doctor about biktarvy. 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Our first guest tonight is a oscar and golden globe winning actor with a new comedy that celebrates the wonders of analog video vhyes is on video on demand and in select theaters now. Please say hello to tim robbins. [cheers and applause] jimmy how you doin . Im doin great. Jimmy thank you for employing the el bump. Double el bump. Jimmy its important that people see other people doing it. Modeling good behavior. Jimmy and you were just on a big tour, right . Yes. We were with actors all over the country. Jimmy that is your playhouse of people. Yeah, and we were doing a new show called colossus, about immigration, speaking 12 languages, telling the story of ancestors, how they got from oppression to freedom. So we were in iowa, michigan, seattle, california and in colorado. Jimmy you got around. And new york. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Was that fun for you. It was incredible. The play is really moving. And its, but at the end, i would come out, and id have a discussion with the audience. Jimmy oh, each time, nice. And i would ask where theyre from and where their ancestors are from. And they would share stories with us, incredible stories about their ancestors, about how they got here, including this story of an 8yearold boy who in new york harbor early 1900s, denied entry, jumps off the boat, swims to shore, hides now horse stables, adopted by this family. He said this is my great, great uncle, he is one of the ones who started the teamsters. Jimmy wour wow, really . Yeah. Jimmy half of them arent w . Yeah. Jimmy half of them arent true, but you dont know that, because your grandpa made up some story. Our family, we thought we were nativeamerican for a long time. Yeah, i took the dna test. Jimmy nothing cool in your background. So youre out there, and youre doing these q as with these people. Yeah. Jimmy and when you do a q a, i imagine Shawshank Redemption always comes up, bull durham comes up. Do they come up all the time . [cheers and applause] they do come up all the time, that and Jacobs Ladder and nothing to lose. Jimmy whats the ranking . Shawshank would be top. Jimmy thats a great movie, there are quite a few great movies. I feel like i watched it yesterday. It probably was on yesterday. Jimmy it may have been on yesterday. Is that what it is . Do they give it away . Whens the last time you sat and watched it . I was in a Film Festival in the Czech Republic and saw it in an outdoor amphitheater with about 4,000 people. Jimmy really . It was pretty cool. Jimmy your dad was a folk musician, flight. Yes. He was with a group called the highway men. Jimmy oh, yeah. And they toured all over the place. Yeah, that was the first person i saw on stage, that was what gave me the addiction. Jimmy and did that excite you . And were you ever a part of that, being on stage with him . Yes. We did a promotional tour in 1965. We were the ever ready robbins, chordless corners, ever ready robbins. Jimmy the whole family. Wed go on morning shows and sing a song together and you know wed play with our batteryoperated products. Jimmy for the ever ready battery company. Yeah. Then paul happened and it was a complete embarrassment. Jimmy people would buy batteries, did you sing about batteries . This was 1965. Batteries were a pretty new thing. Jimmy thats pretty crazy. My first brush with show business. Jimmy do you have a fondness for batteries to this day . I even have my ever ready shirt. Jimmy did you ever feel a rivalry with the energizer bunny . Yeah. Jimmy youre a trump guy, right . Yeah, why not just give him a chance. [ laughter ] jimmy this is my new thing, i like to say this to people at parties. Just say youre trump person, right . You might as well say youre a child molester, right . Its fun, try it. We were talking about you today and looking into your past, you were a pizza delivery. I did. Jimmy how old were you when you did that . I was in my early 20s, right out of college in beverly hills. If youre going to deliver pizzas, deliver in a good neighborhood, because the tips tend to be a little better, and you never know who youre going to be delivering for, right . Jimmy i delivered in las vegas in some very, very, very bad apartment buildings, they didnt even qualify as apartment buildings. They were like motels that people never left. Right. Theyre leaving you meth for tips. Jimmy you were in beverly hills. Thats good. Would stars answer the door . I had one star encounter, i delivered pizza to a charlies angel. Jimmy oh, my god. Kate jackson. Jimmy she was my favorite. Mine, too. Jimmy really . And i think she liked pepperoni. Jimmy well, who doesnt . Did you have that, you know, its funny, because especially in the 70s, youd see these movies, and the pizza delivery guy seemed to be very popular with the ladies, but i never experienced that. What kind of movies are you talking about . Jimmy i never had that, and i always would hope that the door would open and did you ever have anything like that . No. No. I did deliver to one place where it was clear that everyone was like high on cocaine and they were no longer interested in the pizza. Like, oh, did someone order a pizza . Jimmy did you have any tricks or ways to steal from the place or anything like that . Yeah. Jimmy i did too. Id hold the pizza up to the heater in the car, so when they got it, because i always got lost, theyd think it was still hot. I would do this as a starving young actor. I would, it would be like 11 00, and id call in a pizza. Im going to come pick it up, and 11 30 would come around 12 00. Anyone eating this pizza . Jimmy it happens to be my favorite kind. But you know looking back they had to know that thats what you were doing, right yeah. Yes. Jimmy yes, yes. Okay. Take away. Jimmy tim robbins is here. When we come back well see a chip from a very funny movie called vhyes. 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