Its not even a joke but it just made me laugh i thought yesterday that john lennon and Paul Mccartney have trouble finding parking outside of abbey road in their late to tell you i couldnt move you know ringle pulled into the grose obscene comes out with well. You know it is completely full i couldnt well we need you to sing the lead the for im a what couldnt as a circled is another nigga do well just like makes me happy. I know what a huge beetle fish you are i kid yes it will go far yeah but ive. Met all for like one second rigaud and george. The meter drawn but you hung out at lawrence place yeah Lorne Michaels our old boss out on the island with yeah yeah it was i had never been on television basically i just i was cast on s n l but i met laurens mansion for me never seen it well google never seen anyone with a giant frigidaire you open it and one side is like 1000 am still lights and theyre the size the pelligrino member thats why i hurt my shin. I remember hogg and us 2 and hawken us and that was down below but then lawrence said oh pauls coming over tonight you know paul all in paul paul simon so is Paul Mccartney. When i walked well the church he came over with linda and he wanted to play a new song well 1st of all when i we were sitting adjacent and for some reason i had the presence of mind not to go was wearing go really good or you know i just i mentioned a record he made 1900 total war and i brought that up to him and then in the middle 8 course you said one day will stand up on top of the mountain and using yeah well with our flag unfurled but it wont be soon enough for me and i saw its eyes change we have to see the new gentle like that so he kind of knew you know so then after that this is the most profound thing and i hope hes watching. Hes playing a song for me Whitney Brown chevy chase Lorne Michaels never been released so were about to hear it ive only known him 20 minutes right as the song starts he leans in from where you are and says to me quietly so much would you rather see 2 live both who would have a yeah end up ruining the. And i thought wow that is like yeah hes got your day. You know so well the next night because he had a new album out press to play and i said bring it tomorrow so they walked in with the lp oh and and i go all great you brought the album and she said to paul see i told you hed want to hear it so theyre having conversations about me does they you know really mean yeah his brother and his other moves we should bring you to me you look so cool you know hopefully the google phone book you know will go to grab a. Pole who have you go. Now you in 41 grew to be dear and it is and god rest his soul when you 1st you dont quite have him right off the bat is general nice i guess i die im jarred but i had no idea what to do no idea for about a year and then i was sitting without franken and jim and me trying to come up with a hook and i said just witness spontaneously just went and put my hand out here and it was like that thing over there on that thing over there and that was it that was the hook once once that came that thing that people down and then it wound down precious people here and theyre not together apart so it became a robotic and i probably said theres a bunny more to fund a voice off of a hand gesture and hand gesture and also it became comforting to me not a joke it calms me down in life if i get anxious i just make a list as george sr here how he would dan s. Show water cameras. Half hour. To tell the story of visiting a boy oh mike that was you slept over yeah youre watching t. V. Or you talking i dont even know what do you do it well or what the promos people when we got back want to know whether we know you know my wife and i whether we should on whether we had sex in the lincoln bedroom oh i thought it was this one with these little children. That come on over a minute bar get ready get lower lower so they all known it but no i was. Not can say whether we had sex in the bedroom my sons middle name is a. Listen to me people people of earth we have to come together this is. You know that was an aunt or privilege but youre sitting there at night yeah youre having a brewski what we went into this liberal means have a little freshen up or caught on she did that impression dame for everybody here at this little party yeah and i said i cant its horrible a little ways there. To me want you to page the secret service yeah its a secret service guy or outside the door a layering name a state stick here. And then he leans in an impression of me see if hell come and. Just collop him name is whispering to me the leader of the free world so i got. An air stave in the guy looked in a bush lost it. You know. Its its amazing the people you come across you know were yeah you know lou we were kids when were honest i dont know but yeah i remember even before a senate did you not. Address to so we just curry knew it you did a film with kirk and burt right tough guy another absolutely surreal part of my existence on the planet was somehow before i got on set and i live i was cast as like the 3rd lead and a movie called tough guys with Burt Lancaster and kurt douglas and for our age group for you youngsters these are iconic alpha male movie stars and so i guess i was cast perfectly because i was in them and i played their parole officer who was in august right ritchie and i couldnt act by way out of a paper bag but i did walk up to i walked up to Burt Lancaster and said hi im richie you know im dana i play richie and this is exact quote theres not a bigger. How many Motion Pictures of you i go this is my 1st ive done 72 youve done one. He literally talked like that and then i walked to kirk and i said hi im dana i play richie while youre perfect and youre exactly where richie would be. No i dont know would they do you go do you need some. Money t. M. J. Issues and i clench my go when i. So then we became friends after that and i would do a lot of benefits with curteis for cedar sinai cardiovascular par and every time id see him became running gait was even true i would say burt burt always tried to take my lines and he just thought that was the funniest thing ever take me over is what he said but. The truth is kirk would take berts lines because burt didnt burst out a little bit of a difficulty room remembering lines on the set and be like were going to rob the bank and everyones watching were going to rob the bank and then the be nothing. And its a long time and then the script supervisor said because because we need the money because we need the money. And then they would keep feeding bert and finally bert would go do i really have to say those lines and kurt would say ill say those. He was it was brilliant kirk was a lovely cat yeah what goes through a charming i know what you know an amazing life and he became the old tough guy after his stroke the way you handle it i see you and i doing this is one of the 4. Maybe i dont know when you when you hit 60 let me know just go quick when Johnny Carson gets pulled over for drunk driving in 1972 sorry officer didnt know i was swerving i had to schlep 3 monkeys at the whole can cook. One of those bourbon i just love that the name of the drink if youre not even i mean alcohol can i have a slippery and i have a roman tomato up with a twist. Then he goes to a and i had to strawberry. At the at the windy summit are you really an alcoholic who work. Here you know i had to to frozen soldiers. With a twist is it really actually ill call it a frozen. Head of desperate below with a and so i go to you and fill this filled. With to add yeah in my favor those 2 names just wiped me out you know it cracks. Funny he let loose a modern people. What have you want to talk about s n l its some of my fondest memories of my career i think back on yeah well boy i remember how organized phil hartman about the hartman our friend saul but he did so many things that he would have a binder like he did when you went to 7th grade oh yeah little color the thing is and lauren would say oh phil a new used car sits. You know like road the back story for the used car going off this was a mac. Ours was just you know dumpster bomb i mean the whole bit just wasted writers ordering chinese food wrappers everywhere 3 in the morning just filth and decay and exhaustion offices with scripts stacked this high youre in everywhere and then you walk along and then you get the fills it was like it was like disneyland and there hes painting a sailboat you know we go poco album cover was so talented that he just didnt it was just like yeah he was so he was interested in Everything Else but then he would just turn it on and i remember church lady exploded like it was a cultural phenomenon or some of the ones that you do look forward to doing and you did so many you know its so funny when i would end back then when i watch burnished your snow. Didnt buy me of the grumpy old guy. The fact the matter has been we we i just i you just made me nervous yeah me to and i going to drop out and go back to his day job 3rd guy in a car on a sonic commercial. You know jumping up in the back and the tops are good. With bernie i always go to exaggeration so now ive just ive taken it further now the cool cool russians. Cool cool. And i just figure someone at some point is going to tell the stands in his chest that the artifacts are made by a corporation who know me things groovy cool extends. He stays on message man when are you going back to go to sleep like i heard or a row of people going up with the show doll love thats was a log iow it was hilarious theyre doing theyre kicking it i almost did one that didnt quite work out scheduling wise but if somebody comes up i dont know whos going to throw in they kind of got everyone nailed bloomberg is freds doing bloomberg now he always has a skeleton staff i dont know who i could do who you are too much after the break dana returns dance or some rapid fire questions we call it a rorschach test stay right there dana carvey. You know it was. Very very. Well done Charles Dickens captured the guys at that moment in the christmas count being a condemnation of capitalism wasnt yes you know the ghost of christmas future was neoliberalism visiting upon the president to try to warn people what happens when you Financial Life the Global Economy and you do 3 or 400 years with the consumption today christmas being a holiday of consumption losing its its significance as a spiritual soulful. And here we are you know weve all been very very naughty and weve all been sent to our room and were all sitting in our rooms now thinking about what we did this is a moment of self reflection for the Global Community to sit in your room and think about what youve done. In this community there are people who believe that its ok to sell fraction food on my table its really hard there are no jobs and you see that ive got kids asked each and as a parent. I can come up with lots of arguments theres a lot of conflict in the game between the 2 most of the conflict i would say revolves around money and most of them money has made. Us want me to list. Because he knows each other is good because the state of california alone makes 6000000000. 00 a year prison complex just to get some point in your life where. You dont care anymore no my cares about you so you dont care mind anything. Ok welcome back to Dennis Miller plus one my guest dana carvey before we get to the rorschach test just for my yes cation because i love love the dulcet tones of Jimmy Stewart to get a little jim. Well the thing about Jimmy Stewart when you do him youre just you just think of while youre a nice guy. But he always had that 2nd line when you finally make him mad in the western movie yeah you thought you could get away with it didnt you well guess what youre not getting away with it what do you think im going to go thats the 2nd part folks were waking up the seniors of cross Southern California oh these are ledges where were you going to come in here and do eminem impressions or know that youre totally right here this is. My impression adam schiff coming up out of a gopher hole. Its. Like bad role on applicators. Interesting looking gentleman i mean you know politicians can be they come in a lot of good lets talk about that the in our last segment but right now let me go with a rush to go bang bang boom boom boom somebody or something that inspires you and buyers me. My 2 sons. You know before you know i have that written down course i mean i know you were just you guys did a film right youre getting postproduction yeah we did a film together last week so much fun to go into the edit room with your kid oh yeah its really fast and to see their instincts about stuff does anybody do either of them have an ear like you do dex has a really good ear yeah yeah dex and tom yeah theres dex and tom you have 2 sons i have 2 sons and you know our childhoods were easy so we didnt have any work to do as dad but anyway its but that says a little bit of a oh yeah yeah and i think i dont know how many impressions i did when i got s n l there is a sense of practice a little bit and hearing someone over and over you know when i 1st met you i remember being in the back room we were in portland and i heard the church lady i dont know if you had the name on it probably not it was just this attitude yeah you know and i just remember hearing this huge. Hue and cry in the room i looked you were doing that. It well its 100. 00 a latitude to be in 2 because its just im not that mean but wow youve got nice little backdrops and signs from back what next time lets pay a little extra to have the sign in front you know its just i love when you go into something i can see you get safe in it like when i went to marty short when he walks into germany glick hes just bulletproof you know hes in there 3 inches behind a prosthetic right i see marty in there but hes not marty at that moment like you know channeling so well if youre just a socalled if your brand is like as a nice guy its fun to be even hans and franz all my characters are passive aggressive i remember being there we were on the road or on the road on anyone going to. Even them but we put a little light we know we all came from arnold believe it or not it was an eat and you know it killed both of you and youre watching separately. In your rooms he was a bigger thing yeah and he said he. Had his routine when he gets because i love arnolds positivity and how he just the way he process is life you know you get to the whole and maybe you do to stay as the work out in the groups in the homs things and whatever and then you take a nice shower and do moisturise the body in the muscles and then you put on the nice light white the cotton shirt and you ready for the evening so that that was what we we just did that all you know just love the look out a lot of politicians with us on anything that kept me and you laugh and when we were on the plane at that moment we were the worst flyers of the world we were pretty bad. I remember being so loaded on that m. G. M. Grand place. Where it was just so crazy we were just and we called bernie bros to get our manager is just read the riot act oh yeah youre at home were all over the rockies what we would play games with it so if dennis was behind me and i was in front and were just on a flight he would always lean in and say to me curvy if you see anything anything out of the ordinary i want to be the 1st to know. Its made me laugh so hard like were in some combat mission and were just on American Airlines i got better way because i thought this is going to kill me being this nervous and thats what im worried about a plane goes down oh yeah you know i just got to the point where i said i cant get on a plane every time and have it take this much out of me already and i shock and then were going 10 gentle guilty pleasure guilty pleasure going to the hollywood art light and watch gene once upon a time in hollywood for the 11 time at 10 am you love that flick something we should all be paying more attention to airline. Not taking life too seriously exactly stranded on a Desert Island im winning what 3 things do you bring with you are. Good tar. Well i say to my wife paula yes a good tar and some corona. But the law not the virus. Whats next bud light fluid whos name in these diseases are carrying something on your bucket list my market list is to buy more buckets a show your bingeing on right now. You need to watch the whats the one on h. B. O. With the millions still stephen king so ive been mendelson a i dont know favorite food favorite food is a really really good cheese pizza and lecture you cant live without luxury i cant live without my volvo x 60 because of the Bauer Wilkens car stereo. Someone from history would like to take the lunch. Hitler. Well when you want to talk to well. Hes evil please you know wed pick up the check. Were not. Going to get. Your idea of a perfect day perfect day would be a day without work im in love with my wife and we go for a long hike we go out to lunch we play scrabble really Simple Pleasures the outsider i believe that yes Ben Mendelsohn its quite brilliant and very scary. So i notice shes using her a cynical today and i was wondering did you dig the film yes yeah i saw it twice but i dont know if it was my age group as you probably know i became a fanatic for once upon a time in hollywood the more i kept seeing it the more stuff i got out of it to the point where ive kind of memorized the movie for the most part he had 3 or 4 more he just had 3 or 4 more you. Could. Look at me that thats him in the trailer or you quit clinton fan all along early this one just spoke to you more well i think this one went to another level i maybe he looks back and goes out of this happened its just so supernatural what happen because my wife wasnt so much quit because of all the violence yeah but i love inglorious basterds and django unchained and hateful 8 but this one just does something on an emotional level because of brad pitt and very sweet at the end the cheadle lives and the you know its you know i mean its like its such a horrific occurrence and theres no i know theres such darkness too she always did seem sweet yeah for her to. Remember you you were on a horsey and i remember your sweet what little face. Well is everyone ok down there were ok so hip is broken i have a friend keep warm i took the other one out with a torch would you like to come up its a would sure now this just coming across the wires biden signed his power of attorney over to the family from parasite. Does that indicate parasite is a british film too its just. You know wasnt my favorite but i thought it was i saw a interview with bob is among the wrong whoa the cat and yeah. He said that he wanted to constantly demarcate the caste system of the wealthy and the poor throughout the movie so he would put the poor person on one side of a window and then put a seam down the middle even if there was no see him there and then the the rich person would be on the other side member in the back yard. The majordomo lady is talking to the yeah vacuous young woman if you think about it he had a c. V. S. Or i always wanted to lay in subtly throughout the movie theres probably a dozen instances that it is a different world i thought geez whos thinking a star well it was also interesting that he made the. The con family he made them cut it lovable scoundrels they were so talented to pull off that why didnt they just go out in the free market and become ill exactly you know weve got so much fun im kind of glad we didnt get to the politics because. Its a buzz kill i know is it sad i am one of my dearest friends in my life and so when we started as a guy whos been on that that saturday night live thing im doing letterman and the host of a podcast eventually thanks for joining me private Dennis Miller thank you so much. Dennis miller paws one and and dana carvey podcast. This is my guest today is ben Dennis Miller and i didnt get everything we want to we didnt get politics but i want to thank him for being my guest today was the next time with rob lowe. Well what beautiful. The Atlantic Alliance the bedrock of the post world war 2 Global Security order is slowly but surely unraveling more and more often washington in brussels by virtue of them for the Foreign Policy issues today europe has a choice to defend its interests or fade into oblivion. Your government and our government and all the other major governments of the world know whats going to happen and when its going to. But they havent told you and they havent told me they havent announced. Imagine something as big as the earth is going to cause tidal waves earthquakes volcanoes erupt and its going to chill. So very for a while right. My great grandfathers. Nobody would care about the law or prison so youd have wallace those should have. A terrible life between the in the. Room see the blue of them still moving. To be with us who was before. Much of those who heard something new who knew we were. We who would go. But i. Will show you that you believe its a good. Move most of these girls who do feel good girls. Go to school so look i do the same you want me to stalk you store should go. To starbucks to move. To do so even the littlest makes you look it is its. Just not a chance to just meet the national. Mr to think that your complete control is going to. Those who have to choose to go to school to suffer the most unusual because theres the girls who. Are you supposed to be sure its the issue shouldnt be you should look to for one whos doing is the. Greetings and salutation. On a chilly tuesday evening with the full moon high in the sky here at this house of big gambles on long shots the political world here in the United States was shaken to its very core because it was here at Canterbury Park in minnesota that the former wrestler a hollywood actor and mayor of Brooklyn Park minnesota Jesse Ventura shocked the world and became the 38th governor in the state of minnesota today and watching the hawks we will look back on that historic win and take a look at his time in office and the true changes that he implemented and the things he fought for in his battles with the political establishment and the Mainstream Media so take a journey with us as we celebrate the 20th
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