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Illo. No no no B.B.C. Newcastle B.B.C. Radio for the North East. the long leg. Length It s green up north with Stephan Paddy and I m not even lying. It is green or hello good evening good morning good afternoon wherever you all if you listen on the I.P.O. Are you well done if you re listening life he even better and if you listen for a month Clearly it was me who did it I was the victor with the cruel ball it s basically a giant game of Clue to hello but this is grid up north and I m just saying hello and welcome you to sure if you just show you know well you ve missed a big chunk of it but 55 minutes that s an hour and 5 minutes shall we as a look at the clock people for a while and you have missed some pretty and you comedy you ve missed some stuff from your house put 42 point one that both good and evil spirits overall it has been but we still got one in this we ve also got Dean Moore Yes he s all pullbacks put out we have some fantastic fresh company from the critical of team and telling you you the general public how you can be a live studio audience you know it used to do one happy day is nothing but the best for you but right now he s a German we ve got a bit of an exclusive for you here yes now on green up north said David Brock Yes. The cold you know it s not he s near you know me it s well he s Jimmy s attention from the other whole kingdom and now focuses on the very very dangerous world of door to door sales people. Hair always same me canvasser in his natural habitat. Pile of you are right behind just knocked on an unsuspecting victims dog with the intention of selling them solar panels today it s solar panels tomorrow it could be block paving or who knows. Double glazed windows are not trying to sell you anything he is of course trying to sell her something but he immediately knows how to sidestep a possible objection and starts filling her full of rubbish all it is all is lost we ve been putting some solar panels in for the Joneses round the corner you know that yours is you know the little dog there are no gent and there s certainly no little dog except for this quite distinctive bulldog shit soon cross so we re just leaving prices they are not just leaving prices and we ve left a few of us only a neighbor s this is the 1st door he s knocked up and we wouldn t want to leave you out what the canvasser has not noticed as he circles his prey is that he has accidentally knocked on an outhouse toilet of a petrol station love can you come back happy. Or I love I ll be back tomorrow defeated the canvas originates knowing he has been thoroughly fobbed off he won t be back tomorrow because he s out on the session tonight with the Jeremy and Ray Ray and plans upon pulling a city tomorrow his prey has a scapegoat for now. Maybe such orders get less or let alone. Evoke the fear. That. The listener. Can. Come back. In and we. Put that record on again I don t want to. Xining will. Sing. The songs. Sung. The song. No fear but I think. Then you see the type of girl that. Knows So I think. In our own. Right. But. This is. The same old. Same old same old. The old skull. I don t. Want to. C pin this. On a singer. I want to. Feel. You know. Grown up knowing B.B.C. Newcastle and B.B.C. Radio for the northeast. And no state nor speak to all resident programs but Mr Moore how do you have your stuff and how you want to find themselves yourself nothing bad when you have to take up its part. So what s on your mind this week. And you lose a motion straight away how did you know that deep well. Nobody noticed it promises straight away it was when the lady opened up the few inside it was a small ball of half you and inside that one with a small ball up a few of. Them inside that one was a tiny little bit of. Fun So you would say did well resin Publix put. Matter of months. Slow news. No see. Good evening how you doing good afternoon good morning and good day to you yes it s brittle north where on all different teams the D. On the ice if you ve never used it just WHO online right who only type in bring up north is the host of a Greek comedy shows a list but also is a best anybody else Oct Oh yeah it s about to be a plum post all right sorry but a bit carried away there. Amid the what s the word excited because it s time for the big season football Oh I love these 0 one of my favorite shows if people are serial evil spirits overlords and it s come to the final episode. I mean in the keep I have and some don t let s find out what happens color we have for this the spend all the money on the budget. Deep in the reaches of the far away galaxy on the evil overlord s space station. Or even a henchman please report to me e-mail henchmen and be ready to go to we can t even seem to keep up the. Call and he thought he didn t own a pot or you do not deny you come to the evil gym and well you know this is what if you want to be an evil henchman you ve gotta get hench my. Oh that appears to be he had the guts guts. Go live radio you never know when someone s just going to assume the wrong way that says go to the Grinnell knows B.B.C. Newcastle and B.B.C. T. s radio from the northeast. Yeah we are on the grid up north and it appears that we re just school. Cuts for you over there s a 2 for one drinks off the. Office an oval to remind me last night it didn t end very well but let s see what will end very well the griddle no fly sure kiss that s right 2 of them you can cope alone see this should be called life so when the boat drop the beach ready to go whistles free to walk away to live in still good. No that would go so it s off to the 11th wave of members of the group of North team doing live coverage for you lovely people at the customs house and so SHIELDS Yes you get to come and see the show for free only what to do is go to the Customs House website click of the date physio Toby 11 and ask for tickets you can get up to 10 free tickets please make sure you are going to fill those 10 seats because there s only 400 tickets available for a hole that he could leave the 6 gone though you better get off your socks and get it to get solved quickly you won t get to see a show like this as you have off is the 2 of us don t do more but though it s time for us to share some public information we have a place that will have just given here well very very much got you invested taught to please please please pay attention to this public service announcement this is a public awareness campaign by B.B.C. Newcastle. An epidemic has been sweeping across our public transport networks some victims are too traumatized to ever set foot on a bus or Metro again we call the perpetrators conversational mogas their actions affect 67 percent of all travelers or one in 3 commuters in the northeast. Karen 37 was one of those afflicted with just set on the metro or main didn t own business when a nudist and. A contact saw started reading the paper but he did not take the hint and the next thing I knew. Well he just wouldn t stop talking about the weather. So violated all my life I still have nightmares in 2018 reports of conversational mugging have reached a record high 46 percent of victims report on consensual eye contact and being called Pet hiney and man a shocking further 35 percent claiming to have been asked a year s I ll repeat many a forced to contribute to conversations against their will be when I got. Turned on the T.V. And a weather report was on and it s taught. Is just. Karen is currently undergoing therapy to deal with this dramatic ordeal if you or a family member have been affected by conversational mogas visit our Web page W W W get our yourself we re from the Northeast dot com for advice and if you yourself identify as a conversational mugger Yes the weatherman is often wrong the price of bacon is a naturally high and no we haven t seen the state of her washing. It s grown up north with Stephan Paddy he never ever passed his cycling proficiency test to Shane. Well it s back to the specs to work it s been cloven Mongols and for part 2 of the chrism sus MC cliff def is providing the frills and spills and this leads Jim life from the chair supply is low and sweet. For. Right here only on his in gentlemen if you are ready I ll get started with the ends is to deny is even got the answer to Question 6 how many a red balloons did German songstress name seeing a boat kind of believe everybody got this wrong incredible hour and put $99.00 it was actually 9 named never mainland. Grace Sione 7. What is the capital of Denmark the answer of course is capital day. Moving on to numerate in the classic MC Yama song you kind of touch this what time is it when he yells stop. Well it s actually at 42 seconds in the song and I know because of count on the next question was which was a great muster of literature and poorly That s right Smith s classics movie section and the cheap busy. Finally the answer to a number 10 in which 2011 film did Colin Firth play a piece of fruit nobody got it like it was The King s Speech. So we took the new ball a team scores you ve all got to note which means we move on to the to question your role in this the winner is the 1st team to shout out. Who can tell us the acronym for the tane industry. Who can tell me the acronym Well the. Industry. Yeah I know I know there s going to be nit pick is there with the agricultural tame No it s definitely industry. Sounds like a very very discrete LOTRO that he still be a ruler probably some pickled eggs and sausages and sticks left to see what I did there though Far be it from me to fool laid a mud stick however when our guest Alfie to record the piece for us one of the answers to all these fancy 20 here I ll figure least fancy tickled you can hear it after this George Harrison got my mind set on you. It s grown up north with Stephan Paddy he never ever passed his cycling proficiency test for Shane. To one of my favorite films is grown talk to just had one of the movements. And said I. Was. It s going. To. Go in. George how does an egg on his mane set a new marshmallow next one hop you know from the pub quiz down the club which was very kind to me voice for us by Mr Alfie Joey when they. Know you think that recording a script would be plain sailing however when you re reading a script by Jim immigration. You can get a bit plain say that yeah that s the word to use is this short clip shows finally the number 10 in which 2011 film did Colin Firth play a peach. It was. Good days. It. Was. Good. That. I. Think. Suits you. I won t shoot you. In the morning comes to me so you won t come in the cold light of day were inflaming the wind on the father. Every argue. If you want. To see the. Living a. Long live I fell asleep. Live. Live live live live. On the let. It was it s easy. To be. OK now if we. Wait for the. Elderly. It seems my lips to Clean up an old B.B.C. New Castle and B.B.C. T.V. Radio for the northeast now on B.B.C. One Chris Pak instead of Brits a decade of amphibians it s new. Look. This is being brittle all of the way you would there be at the end of this sure but don t worry you can always listen but I get all the I put. Yes. Well. And we ve got. The flash. On. The previous week. With his usual fee if he is going to be. In Stockton. Family friendly humor from the mom who is. Very. Very funny and accessible for everybody. If you want to go. On for. This is a. Gig with many many and he s just in the corner. Just a progress. And he. Is just. And he is as a comic. Industry as he said he loves us. Now. Doing the same thing. You can see his brand. But if you want some free comedy it s the comedy show he s. The 11th of the. As for you. As well. And you can get. The full. . Coming soon to the B.B.C. As you channel focusing on the female form. Starting next week. Well as we finish over the sound of the Jackson 5 I want you back You ve been listen the current North Stephan Petit thank you so much for joining me and let s see what if you ve enjoyed the show go back in the small the i Player Yes you can go on there s a full comedy section with some classics from the B.B.C. All yeah you just go for it delve in there you will find all sorts to know what s in the well you go Hancock s off you ve got the Navy look classic comedies like not in comedies from just a couple of years ago now recommend you as well Fox mugs and box fantastic company sure set up in Glasgow just a rose shop great stuff but you will faint gray don t know off 2 hours of music comedy and laughter for you just on the i Player recommend your friends and tell the guava look we re going to finish off now after the Jacksons the big X. And walked on broken glass but let s see if all those who ve helped make this law tonight. What s going on on the ground up north highways and byways at the moment on the P 567-8910 engulfing Dotan how the South Bay Louise young and sighed back with a promising around with traffic cones on the head that fools Lauren Hunter Kelly robots and Victoria K A digging up the big trouble 6 in space or no one s asked them to they just thought they would relate that R.H. Much hawse Andrew Kirkwood and Jamie McLeish around and designated highway near. The moguls with one of themselves to shoo Joey Joey Jackson in on a full So should know better the juice is Steve Drayton is currently standing at the side of a road somewhere looks like he s waiting for a bus he said in a sporting an ill fitting cardigan this is all his fault and nazi all made up Travel News I m Julie hope goodness knows what I have to get roped in to do when they. Have the photos Botley about. Who this is being criminal. Next to players I was going to but. I would recommend to through. With. This. Loser like. To. Love. Love. Love. Stories music like. The O.C. . I met. With . B.B.C. News at 10 on more on listen the government says it s ready to take appropriate action to improve food labeling it comes after the death of a 15 year old girl who had a fatal allergic reaction to a press and get Natasha at 9 La Perouse didn t realize the sandwich contained sesame a Carna said today the ingredients were inadequately labeled Lucy sheriff has a nut allergy and fell ill in 2015 after eating a press salad which she believes was incorrectly labeled you know the shot. That stress and let me just get this answer Oh what I don t think that s not. All that should be not. Basically having to play Russian roulette with your logic which is just you know in this day and age not except a committee of senators has approved President Trump.