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Not only that, i got to share it with my son raffi and grandson eli. For a kid, i guess i am a kid at heart. To be on the field with guys like bud black from the rockies to say he watches the five. It was unbelievable. Dana good answer. Kennedy. Kennedy i thought it was going to be a bummer summer because i broke my foot in june. I thought thats it. The summer as host. Every year, i take my girls to indiana for some leg living. Its simple. Life slows down. You are grilling and fishing and boating. I had to sit in the boat watching my girls, the smiles on their faces come i will never forget. Dana and you taught them about garth brooks. Kennedy i embarrassed them with my singing. Juan you have to tell the audience how you kicked me and thats how you broke your foot. Kennedy you are asking for it. Socialism is great. Juan socialism, socialism. Jesse i cracked open the gutfeld monologues, and boy, is that good. Its a new book out by greg. Im not sure anyone has heard of it. I took my girls domain and we went crabbing. They were hooked on crabbing. We caught a town and it was fun to watch them. They had a crab race at the end. Dana did you cook them . Jesse no, we ate lobster later. Juan i took my little guy when he was a kid, now he is thirtysomething. You take a chicken neck and put it on a piece of string. The little kid drops it in and the crabs come. Jesse its great. Dana greg, youre going to have a good answer. Greg like kennedy and jesse, i took my girls to hawai hawaii. I went to hawaii. I had never been to hawaii. My wife and i, we went to two islands. Maui and kauai. We met a lot of wonderful fans come a lot of fans that watch the show. Much earlier. We did a lot of day drinking. The best thing you can do in summer is day drinking. Jesse when is the five on in hawaii . Is it 8 00 . Dana 11 00. Greg the think about day drinking as it turns into night drinking and time just freezes. Summer is for leaving work early and sitting outside and by the time it gets dark, you have a mammoth buzz and you come home and order the most disgusting thing online. Its not food. Dana the story that i liked from your trip to hawaii was meant your wife was watching the world cup. Greg yeah, she pulled a dana. Russia was playing. Alayna swore in russian. Swearwords in russian, they start at our worst. Think of our worst swearword, thats where the russians start with the easy ones. She didnt realize they were russian families there watching it. Everybody froze and looked at her. Dana great story. Jesse, what was on your summer todo list that is still not completed . Jesse i have not finished the book i said i was going to start. You assigned me a book. Summer reading is almost over. Is there going to be a quiz in september . Dana i cant remember the book. Jesse you said finished the book and give a full report. Am i not a member of your book club . Dana you can absolutely be in the book club. There is always tomorrow. Kennedy, did you have been on your todo list . Kennedy thats a fine question. I was feel like there is a looming stuff in the closet that needs to be organized but it is so daunting. When you live in new york city, you cant have a lot of stuff. Anything you have, you jam into a closet. The thought of pulling that out and making something of it is so overwhelming. Ive been meaning to do that for about three years. Jesse dana has vast walkin closets. Greg for her, every closet is a walkin closet. Dana i can fit a lot of closing there. Juan i wanted to go overseas. I havent taken a trip overseas this year, and i wanted to go to italy. Ive never been to italy. My wife said no. Jesse you better be careful. Trump might not let you back in the country. Juan good point. Jesse extreme vetting. Juan i think she has some of gregs problem. She is sick of airports and airport security. Kennedy i will gas up the jet for you. Greg i still havent cleaned the van after that accident. I havent retrieved jake from the woods. There is a noise above my apartment thats been going on for a while. Its large, a buzzing noise made by the engine for the water tower. In new york, your water towers. There is some kind of electrical thing that powers the water and it keeps buzzing. I have been trying to find out what it is. Not being an expert with electricity, i have been sneaking around at night. Jesse i think you are just buzzed from the day drinking. Greg and there is the ghosts. Dana i believe i have completed everything on my todo list. Greg of course. Jesse of course. Greg feeling thing you havent done this created your new todo list. Dana i go back and forth between a written list and one on the phone in notes, but there is no satisfaction in deleting. You have to cross things off. We have more. I like this question. Jesse, your mom is going to want to know the answer. Whats your favorite backtoschool memory . Jesse my parents wouldnt buy me the sneakers. I wanted air jordans. They were too pricey. I got kids or something. I looked like an idiot. Greg keds are great. Dana thats your favorite memory . Jesse no. That was favorite . Juan she was now all have velcro. Jesse i was ahead of the times. Dana i would have been embarrassed if i had velcro shoes. Greg shoelaces are they underperform. You buy dress shoes and shoelaces become untied and you only have one job, shoelaces. If you cant hold your shoe together, what good are you . Everything should be velcro, everything. Kennedy when you are flying. If you dont do the tsa precheck. Dana never wear tight shoes and tall boots when youre flying. I know kennedy you will answer this. Whats your favorite backtoschool memory . Kennedy the first day of school, a few times, it was my birthday. That was the very best. Especially when youre younger kid, Walking Around on going its my birthday one year, i had a Birthday Party and all of my friends got to walk from school with president s. It was awesome. Dana do you have a favorite backtoschool memory . Greg the best thing was buying the supplies. Going to the drugstore aisle and piling things in. We also went to the liquor stor store. Cigar boxes. You got some cigar boxes as pencil boxes and i would sell them. Jesse you were probably just happy that Summer School was over. Dana you remember i love backtoschool shopping. My favorite memory. The trapper keeper. Jesse velcro. Dana way to bring it full circle. Juan shopping is pretty good. Part of it is, your mom would take you for a new shirt or new sneakers. To me, lunch boxes. Greg yeah. Juan i am so old, we would have lunch boxes that were made of tin. Dana me too. Kennedy i still have my star wars lunch box. Dana you had star wars. What was on yours . Juan i dont remember. Dick tracy . Jesse transformers. Greg stormy daniels. [laughter] anyway. I didnt have a lunch box. I have the paper by haig that always had the stain on it. He would tried to trade the food for better food. Dana i have a holly hobbie lunch box. I was in a store that had antiques and there was a holly hobbie lunch box. Greg did you feel dana a little bit old. Juan you dont have it anymore. Dana i dont think so. Greg i had 6 million man. It had the thermos. He was amazing. Kennedy and great defense attorney. Jesse no idea what youre talking about. Lee who . Greg he watches the show. Dana holly hobbie wins. Dont go anywhere. We have a lot more of the five fan mail special. We will reveal the last thing each of us searched for on our phones. door bell rings its open hey. This is amazing. With moderate to severe ulcerative colitis, are you okay . Even when i was there, i never knew when my symptoms would keep us apart. So i talked to my doctor about humira. 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Kennedy. Kennedy i searched for things to do in memphis for kids. Greg interesting. Thats weird because you are even going there. Dana you have to go to elvis. Kennedy son studios. Greg you should go to disneyland. Kennedy oddly enough, not in memphis. Greg no, no, no. Its in memphis. I will bet you 1,000. Kennedy anaheim . Greg not today. Juan. Juan i was so curious about this transgender candidate for governor in vermont. What interested in me, this person have been the head of the Vermont Electric company. I thought i thought it was a transgender person. Actually, this person is well known in the state, had a position of great responsibilit responsibility. Dana won handily. Greg dana, since youre talking already. Dana i was trying to explain to people about the new technology at the amazon shop without the checkout. I am looking forward to the day this is more widespread. I was trying to explain to somebody how it worked. Greg jesse. Bradley stein asks. Jesse i have my phone right here. I googled list of people trump called dogs. I misspelled list. Greg the last thing i searched for, google image bradley stein. Sorry, bradley. This is from frenchy world. I dont think thats a real name. Jesse she is always asking questions. I remember that name. Greg what would be some of the most annoying things about yourself as a roommate western mark jesse i am the perfect roommate. I clean up after myself. I am tidy. I dont play a lot of loud polka music. I dont think i am annoying. Greg generally the most annoying person doesnt. Day now. Dana i have this problem with noises. Every noise bothers me. That would be it. Greg i dont like noise either but im not weird about it. Jesse you just tear buzzing all over. Juan i have had a roommate for 40 years, a wife. She tells me i like it too warm. She likes to open the windows in the winter. I say it is freezing. No, no, too hot. I am a light sleeper. Like dana, i said i wasnt doing anything but i hear trains. My ears pick up things. Greg kennedy, what do you hear . Kennedy what do i here . I like cooking and i love bacon. Any recipe that requires bacon. If you are a vegan, i would be a horrible roommate. I am experimenting right now with protecting maple fudge with bacon. Maple bacon fudge. Its fantastic. When we go into Pumpkin Spice territory, this will be the thing. Juan i thought they were talking about a college dorm room. You cooked in the dorm room . The five i didnt go to college until i was 30. Greg you would have been a great roommate in college if you are 30. Kennedy i tried to pledge a sorority when i was seven months pregnant as a joke. Juan what happened . Kennedy they accepted me. Greg a bizarre initiation ceremony. I have night terrors. That makes roommates fun. If you are stuck we have done this question. We will do it again. If you are stuck on an elevator, who would you want to be stuck with . Juan. Juan i guess my wife. She is my best friend. She could sit on me. I would freak out. Greg you are claustrophobic, much like myself. Dana jasper. Greg i shouldve made it specific inside person. But you will still say jasper. A human being dressed as jasper. Kennedy i would be with dana. She probably has wyoming survival gear. They wouldnt be idle chitchat. Dana we wouldnt talk. Juan you wouldnt talk . You have to pass the time. You need to calm down. Dana kennedy and i would be fine. Greg jesse, answer the way a man would answer. Jesse no, i am too smart for that. Im going to go with hannity. Breaking news monologues the whole time. Time would fly. Juan thats like one of these fox elevators where they have a tv on in the elevator. Jesse i love getting stuck in those. Greg if i was stuck in an elevator, i would like to be stuck with an elevator repair man. I am not that down. Facebook question from luciano. Whats a reality show about your life, would it be called . Dana short story. Greg very good. Juan my favorite cigar. Greg thats what you would call it . Juan thats what its called. Jumping the shark. Kennedy a profile encourage. Jesse i was cast on a reality show for a while until my dad pulled a blog on it because he didnt want people filming at the house. I dont want to mention that name of the show. Im not telling you. Greg it was jersey shore, wasnt it . Jesse i dont live in jersey. Kennedy was it beauty and the geek . Greg was a real world . Average joe. Jesse what is average joe . Greg they had a plane dude compete for the affections of 20 women. Jesse do i seem like a plane dude . Kennedy not since the surgery. Dana and the haircut to periods before kai would call mine growing pains. I dont care if its been used. Growing pains. Thats the end of this segment. We cover a lot of stories on the five but i will tell you which topics sit each of us over the edge. The labor day special continues. But maybe not for people with rheumatoid arthritis. 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Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh gearing up for a marathon confirmation hearing starting tomorrow. President trump picked the conservative to replace retired Justice Anthony kennedy who was the courts longtime swing vote on key social issues. Judge kavanaugh could reshape the high court in america for decades if the Senate Confirms him. I am Leland Vittert in new york. Special report at the top of the hour. Now back to the five. Juan welcome back. We are here at the five and we have a lot of great fan mail questions. Are there topics on the five that make you wish the set had an open bar . Who else can i start with but greg . Greg this is a good question. How about this . Its a topic that never gets solved. When we talk about we talk about race. It is the two different movies. People see it differently. You go, the national anthem, you know its never going to end. You keep going through it, and then you want to drink. Juan margaritas, redline . Dana the one that drove me crazy for a long time was the jodi areas case, a trial taking place in arizona. She was accused of murdering her boyfriend. We did this story every day for months. I had nothing to say and i would throw a fit every time. I felt strongly about it. Also the deep state. I cant take it. Jesse i like the deep state stories. I will pick up the slack on it. Guns. Juan, you cant change her mind on guns. We have tried to sell it to you dozens of different ways and dozens of different scenarios from parkland to you never get it and you never will. Makes me want to have a shot. Of alcohol. Juan because i dont want you to shoot me. Kennedy i would like an open bar and i would like you to be the first up there so you can talk about, without talking points and without fear of retribution, why hillary really lost. Its one of those things, people bolster themselves when they talk about 2016 because for some people is very traumatic. For others, its quite confusin confusing. If you have a little bit of the devils bathwater acting as a social lubricant, its a nice way to talk about the election. Juan you could have truth serum. In incentive, women have to worry about people putting things in their drinks. I would worry that kennedy would put truth serum in there. Jesse turns out he really liked trump. Juan i think you are right. For me, when i hear guys say trump is a great guy with black folks because he lowered the unemployment. I think oh, my god. What is wrong . That would make me want to have a drink. Lets move on. Heres another question. Instagram question from b horton. Whats the most dangerous thing you have ever done in your life . I go to the woman with the broken foot. Kennedy the most dangerous thing, i went on a walking safari. I was at a wedding in zimbabwe. This was when those seemed like a great idea and we got sandwiched between two mail elements, one of whom started to charge. Our guide told us to stay there. The women stayed and the guys peeled off and ran a did the exacting they werent supposed to. The guide to the safety off his rifle. He was close to dropping this incredible beast. Luckily it went away. He had no idea the other elephant came up behind us. Sadly, that guide, he was killed by a lion last year in zimbabwe. I read the account and i got a pit in my stomach and i worried it was him and i looked at it. In fact, it was him. He juan what a story. Jesse i think doing live tv five nights a week is pretty dangerous. Anyone here could commit career suicide. We have all been close. The live wire act every day. Dana no net. Juan you are still standing. Jesse so far, so good. Dana im a pretty cautious person. It doesnt make me very exciting, i suppose. I did in college sorry, mom. My friend and i, i dont remember who these boys were. We agreed to go with these two guys to el paso. The town on the other side of el paso. Jesse you crossed the border . Dana for a night out. Jesse with random dudes . Dana dana i dont really know who these guys were. Jesse you have been googling troy, a chiropractor in mexico. Dana if you put me under truth serum, i couldnt tell you the guys were. I couldnt tell you the girl was. Went down there and came back and i didnt tell anybody where was going and i got on a plane, a 4seater. Jesse you flew to mexico with random guys . Kennedy was the plane heavier when you came back . Dana probably. I am so clueless. Juan they sent you to customs. Dana how reckless that was. Very, very stupid. I do not recommend it. Juan different times. Greg. Greg i beat my 40th birthdi could swear ive been dancing for three days straight but i just been sitting for four hour. Lets leave it at that. I fell asleep. Juan but you were intoxicated . Greg with the joy of my birthday. Juan thats what i meant. You know what the most dangerous thing is . Flying around on a campaign with small planes and old planes, prop planes. Dana those planes dont crash. Greg they do crash. People love the small planes, but those are the ones you hear about. Juan a lot of them, low ranking candidates, charter flights flown by people youve never heard of. They dont really know i am telling you. When i look back and think i shouldnt have been doing that. Dont go anywhere. This labor day we have a lot more questions to answer, fun questions, revealing questions, including whats the best advice for students starting college this fall. The answer when the fives fan mail special continues. Tech at safelite autoglass, we really pride ourselves on making it easy for you to get your windshield fixed. With safelite, you can see exactly when well be there. Saving you time for what you love most. Kids whoa kids vo safelite repair, safelite replace the full value oft wyour new car . Youd be better off throwing your money right into the harbor. Im gonna regret that. With Liberty Mutual new car replacement well replace the full value of your car. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty jesse welcome back to the five labor day fan mail special. Lets answer more questions. First up, whats your advice for students starting college this fall . Lets go to the 30yearold college student, kennedy. Kennedy obviously get knocked up and pledge a sororit sorority. I dont mean that. Its a callback from earlier. Get inoculated for meningitis and always take notes in different colors. Your notes are the key to success. Thats where you put the most work in. You started for quizzes and its the basis for papers. Great notes make for a Great College experience. Jesse you have to attend class. Dana they take notes by typing. Kennedy you are using a different modality. Jesse two modality. Juan dont worry, be happy. I was 18 years old. I was so anxious and nervous and how my going to do. You can have a great time. I think you should be talking about taking opportunities, meet people, take courses. Nowadays everyone is like what job are you preparing for . Forget that and go out there and learn. Pick up things you wouldnt of been able to do before, or that you werent doing at home. Meet people that would scare you otherwise. Just go have fun. Jesse meet people like greg. Greg what has changed is social media and smartphones. If you dont want to ruin your life, dont be a fool in public. It might ruin your whole experience but everyone has got one of these and youre going to do something stupid when you are drunk or high and its going to be everywhere. If you have a small party, have everyone puts their phones and a bag. Any party should have a phone bag. He put everything in there. Its going to save your life later. Jesse its going to be my one more thing if its really ridiculous. Greg i should go to shark tank with the phone bag. Jesse what do you think . Dana go to class. If you actually go. Jesse showing up is 99 . Dana if you go and listen. This into the lecture and be there. Later, play back the lecture and take notes from that. I think if you are actually showing up to the class to me dont have to study as hard at the end. Jesse i would say get a cigar box, but your pencils in there. You will be all set. Next question from twitter. Whats your biggest fashion pet peeve. Juan . Juan this summer, no competition. Can i see this on tv . I will try to say women who wear shorts that are indecent. I am like, what is going on . Jesse that is your pet peeve . Juan you aft about fashion. Jesse i wouldnt have thought that. Kennedy. Kennedy i love menswear. I love slim fit suits, anything that has cut well. I do not understand, and this may be generational, i dont understand fellows who wear slim fit pants rolled up or capris with dress shoes and no socks. Jesse you are not talking about me, are you . Dana. Dana gladiator boots. He cant stand them. Jesse our entire hair and makeup crew has them. Dana i know they are watching. We have an open dialogue. Whenever they are one, i think there are very few people who look good in gladiator boots. Jesse im not going to criticize the hair and makeup people. I think they will take it out on me and make me look ridiculous. Greg apparently they have. One for women and one for men. The man bun is still lingering at the gym. The dork knob. I am almost going to go into juans territory. Yoga pants. Hows the snow different from wearing underwear outside . At the airport, everybody dresses for comfort. Every single person. I know everything about you now. I know everything. Its funny how we have changed the way we look at the human body as long as its fully clothed. But it really isnt. Its not. Jesse my pet peeve is salmon colored sneakers. Nothing personal. Just putting out there. Instagram question. Whats the dumbest way you have been injured . Kennedy, is it kicking juan . Kennedy i dont know. I have two of them. I was interviewing the jensen brothers. They were doubles players in professional tennis. I tried to jump over the net and i caught my toe. I ate it so hard. Its a miracle i didnt break a dozen bones. They played it nonstop the summer of 1997. Dana can we play at the next time you are on . Jesse physical injuries, not emotional. Greg one of the strangest goal thing injuries ever. I was holding the golf club when i went to bend over to pick up the ball and it went right into my throat. I jammed the club into my throat. I almost died. I almost died. Jesse i almost delight. Greg i was on the ground. I was in a park hitting the plastic balls. Jesse public courses, kind of dangerous. Dana we talked about this. My mom told me when i was 13 dont go on these three wheelers with those boys. He told me to hold on. Greg troy, the chiropractor. Dana i didnt want him to think that i liked him so i didnt hold on and i fell off and the three wheeler rolled over my foot and broke my angel. Broke my ankle. Greg troy has become kind of a legend on the five. Dana can someone remind me his last name. Juan i wonder if i have a good sense of distance. I walked towards the end of the hallway in the apartment with my eyes closed betting that i would figure out when to stop. I busted my tooth. Greg that is the dumbest. You win. Jesse i smashed my forehead on a mirror the day after thanksgiving and then i lied about it and said it was a black friday injury saying that i was wrestling a tv away from my mother. Are any of us handy . Find out the last thing we fixed our home. But does psoriasis ever get in the way . Embrace the chance of 100 clear skin with taltz. Up to 90 of those with moderate to severe psoriasis had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques. Most people were still clearer after one year. 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Greg your dad has bailed you out of a lot of things. Jesse you have no idea. Dana before seventh grade, my mom took me to supercuts. 7 or something. I i had normal long hair and my mom said it would be cuter if it was a little shorter. Well, it was shorter. So short i looked like a boy. That was the first year of middle school for us. Greg troy did not look at you. Dana but by the summer. Greg troy said shes a girl. [laughter] i have three older sisters. That meant at least once a year someone was getting a perm and it was usually me. They would give me a perm and it was horrendous and it would stink up the house. Jesse send me the pictures. Kennedy you would have looked like mike brady. Greg more like greg brady in the attic. Juan when i was a kid, i had a dandelion afro. They would braid it appeared i think i looked so stupid. Kennedy did you look like coolio . That is hot. 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Ginger beer, dark room, bidders, a slice of lime. Ive never fixed anything in my life. I have broken more things than humanly possible but i am incapable of fixing a single thing. Its almost as though i have a superpower thats destructive. I cant wear watches because every watch eyewear breaks. Im not joking. I think this is an actual disorder. I can break anything. Dana if you tell alina i will fix it, does she say no . Greg electronic devices, i have thousands of things. Jesse did you ever destroy a blackberry with a hammer . Greg [laughs] no. Dana i almost destroyed something. It was 1 00 a. M. , we had been here long days, long nights, finally going to get some sleep. I just dropped off and i hear beep, beep. It is one of the alarms. It wasnt a smoke alarm, it was the other one. I couldnt reach it. Do i have a ladder in my apartment . No. I got on a stool. You cant undo it and i almost took a hammer to it. Greg i fixed on my taking off the ceiling and put it in the drawer. It beeped in the drawer but i couldnt hear it. Dana and that i can go back to sleep. And then i thought what if im going to die . Greg you will have dreamed of troy. Dana one day we will find out his last name. Greg i bet he is hideous. Dana he is not hideous. Thats it for us. This special edition of the five. Have a wonderful labor day. Well be back here tomorrow. Set your dvr. An American Service member in afghanistan is killed in an apparent insider attack. Tropical storm gordon threatens to watch out the labor Day Festivities in the southeast. Why some high schools are pulling the plug on their football teams. This is special report. Welcome to washington. I am mike emanuel in for bret baier. This labor day is a sad and tragic one for the United States military in afghanistan. It appears a member of the Afghan Military killed one american and wounded another. Lucas tomlinson has the top story from the pentagon. The second time in two months a u. S. Service member apparently kill