To do with the military , you to do with the military, you know, that were giving. But i would get that deal done within 24 hours. That war has to be stopped. That war is a disaster stopped. That war is a disaster. And if youd like to see that in is. And if youd like to see that in its entirety,. And if youd like to see that in its entirety, you and if youd like to see that in its entirety, you can see it on in its entirety, you can see it as me in its entirety, you can see it an iiie ee in its entirety, you can see it on the gb news in its entirety, you can see it on the gb news app. And on wise. On the gb news app. And on youtube. Meanwhile ukraine denies youtube. Meanwhile ukraine aeaies ii youtube. Meanwhile ukraine denies it was youtube. Meanwhile ukraine denies it was behind a drone aiiaek denies it was behind a drone aiiaek ea denies it was behind a drone attack on the denies it was behind a drone attack on the kremlin. A video attack on the kremlin. A video appears attack on the kremlin. A video appears ia attack on the kremlin. A video appears to show attack on the kremlin. A video appears to show president pains appears to show president putins residence being hit late iasi putins residence being hit late iasi night putins residence being hit late last night. Russia putins residence being hit late last night. Russia says it was an assassination last night. Russia says it was an assassination attempt , but an assassination attempt, but the an assassination attempt, but iiie aiiaek an assassination attempt, but the attack was an assassination attempt, but the attack was thwarted with eieeiieaie the attack was thwarted with electronic defences disabling the aircraft. Electronic defences disabling the aircraft. President zeieaskyy the aircraft. President zelenskyy though, says ukraine had zelenskyy though, says ukraine iaa naming zelenskyy though, says ukraine had nothing to zelenskyy though, says ukraine had nothing to do with it. We ioni had nothing to do with it. We ioni. Had nothing to do with it. We ioni. Iiai had nothing to do with it. We dont. That attack had nothing to do with it. We dont. F a . had nothing to do with it. We dont. F dont. That attack putr an or moscow. We fight on on our moscow. We fight on on our territory. We are defending our territory. We are defending our religious cities. We dont have , you know, enough weapons for this. Thats why we dont use it anywhere for us, that is the deficit. We cant spend it. And we didnt attack putin. We leave it to the tribunal. Vladimir it to the tribunal. Vladimir zeieaskyy it to the tribunal. Vladimir zelenskyy there. Vladimir Zelenskyy there. Well the prime iiiaisiei zelenskyy there. Well the prime iiiaisiei says zelenskyy there. Well the Prime Minister says hes zelenskyy there. Well the Prime Minister says hes aware tomorrows local elections in iaeiaai tomorrows local elections in iagiaai wiii tomorrows local elections in england will be tomorrows local elections in england will be tough for the conservative england will be tough for the conservative party. On the last conservative party. On the last day conservative party. On the last day ai conservative party. On the last day of campaigning , rishi sunak day of campaigning, rishi sunak saii day of campaigning, rishi sunak saia ies day of campaigning, rishi sunak said hes focussed day of campaigning, rishi sunak said hes focussed on delivering piieiiiies said hes focussed on delivering piieiiiies ia said hes focussed on delivering priorities for the said hes focussed on delivering priorities for the people. Priorities for the people. Vieae priorities for the people. Were concentrating priorities for the people. Were concentrating on delivering on peoples priorities. So a local level thats about Lower Council tax where conservative areas have council tax, thats on average £80 lower than labour ones , £80 lower than labour ones, crime is lower and we feel more potholes nationally. Im potholes nationally. Im focussed on my five priorities. Meanwhile sir keir starmer says his mission was to get into government by 2024 and he says the conservative party should make gains to show its not going backwards. I have to say going backwards. I have to say the going backwards. I have to say iiie iaseiiae going backwards. I have to say the baseline for going backwards. 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The again. Yeah. What is it this is kremlin explosions. Ukraine denies russian accusations. Ukraine denies russian accusations. rir ukraine denies russian accusations. Accusations. It tried to assassinate putin and ive seen the video and they and theres been a drone or some kind of plane missile. Two drones, two plane missile. Two drones, two ines plane missile. Two drones, two ines plane missile. Two drones, two irones inai plane missile. Two drones, two drones. That land happened to land right on the on this round building, whatever they got at the kremlin. Senate palace. Is that what the Senate Palace is. 7 they that what the Senate Palace is . They said to assess what nappenei they said to assess what nappenei io they said to assess what happened to assassinate. Happened to assassinate. I know it happened to assassinate. I know i nappenei happened to assassinate. I know i nappenei io happened to assassinate. I know it happened to assassinate putin. Dont laugh at this. Weres putin. Dont laugh at this. Weres ine putin. Dont laugh at this. Heres the video. dont laugh at this. Heres the video. Heres the wiieo. Heres the video. Heres the wiieo. Vow heres the video. Heres the video. You can heres the video. Heres the video. You can see heres the video. Heres the video. ri r. Rifi i heres the video. Heres the video. You can see here, this is one the coming in and one of the drones coming in and it it whacks off the it looks like it whacks off the flagpole and i dont know how they can say that to assassinate putin unless was like putin unless putin was like camping on top over there. He was in a deck chair, in a rir he was in a deck chair, in a deck snai was in a deck chair, in a deck onairwp was in a deck chair, in a deck enairwp sone was in a deck chair, in a decki chairup somethat chair lapping up some of that for this to happen. Moscow nooniipni. For this to happen. Moscow moonlightme for this to happen. Moscow moonlight. Me tell you why. Moonlight. 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Isinai is whatever, whenever it happened. Isinai is anar is that is that is that the russians . The russians russians . I believe the russians did this themselves. Theres no did this themselves. Theres no reason for them. But its terrible optics for moscow to show that because they make great theyre always talking about their great defence is their air defences. That could stop their air defences. That could srop any their air defences. That could stop any missile their air defences. That could stop any missile and i that could stop any missile and stop cruise nissiies stop any missile and stop cruise nissiies ani stop any missile and stop cruise missiles and they stop any missile and stop cruise missiles and they cant even siop missiles and they cant even siop a missiles and they cant even srop a eowpie missiles and they cant even stop a couple of missiles and they cant even stop a couple of a couple of irones stop a couple of a couple of ionesare stop a couple of a couple of drones are powered by drones that are powered by| lawnmower and drones that are powered by lawnmower and this is lawnmower engines. And this is why lawnmower engines. And this is wrynoi lawnmower engines. And this is why not great optic. It is why its not great optic. It is great the great optics because the russians are very skittish russians are a very skittish people. Have no defensive people. They have no defensive boundanes. People. They have no defensive boundaries. Theyve got an open boundaries. Theyve got an open plain that goes all the way to europe and they and theyre scared. Diane, diane, do you agree scared. Diane, diane, do you agree win scared. Diane, diane, do you agree withno, scared. Diane, diane, do you agree withno, i scared. Diane, diane, do you. Agree withno, i dont. Scared. Diane, diane, do you agree withno, i dont. I agree with louis . No, i dont. I think that youve got to remember who is remember that. Now arnie, who is the opposition, who is locked up in jail right now, they did that fantastic documentary where they sent drones all over putins like million, billion palace with all of his jets and everything. I reckon this could be a similar insider tactic of opposition parties that are chucking drones at the kremlin , chucking drones at the kremlin, but it just seems wonky and clumsy. And youre right. Like, clumsy. And youre right. Like, i mean, i wouldnt if i were the ukrainians, i wouldnt want to take for take like responsibility for that it looks that either, because it looks ham fisted. No, it was its going its going to going to trigger its going to trigger of reprisal trigger a lot of reprisal and missile it wasnt missile attacks. And it wasnt anar missile attacks. And it wasnt inai iaiiing missile attacks. And it wasnt that talking about| missile attacks. And it wasnt. That talking about is that what shes talking about is new that what shes talking about is anewover that what shes talking about is theyoverpalaces. That what shes talking about is they over palaces to they sent it over his palaces to snow they sent it over his palaces to snow now they sent it over his palaces to snow now pig they sent it over his palaces to show how big palaces they weeni show how big palaces they werenr rrwing show how big palaces they werent trying to kill him. T hey werent trying to kill him. 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