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Well see you next week. [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests glen powell. Christian slater. Musical guest, arlo parks. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 1956. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow that is great. [ cheers and applause ] guys, welcome to the tonight show. Settle down, youre going to cause another earthquake. [ laughter ] gosh, it was a wild day here in new york city. New york city got our biggest earthquake in over a century. Yeah. While everything was shaking, times square elmo was like, whoa, the drugs are hitting different today. [ laughter ] no one was ready for an earthquake. The last thing new yorkers expected to see this morning was the statue of liberty twerking. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but this is good. Is that twerking . [ laughter ] but this is good. The nypd said that the earthquake did not cause any damage to the subway. Yep. Apparently all that damage was there before. So [ laughter ] what a week its been, new york. On wednesday we had floods, today there was an earthquake, on monday theres going to be an eclipse. The craziest of all, last night the mets won. [ cheers and applause ] unbelievable week yes new york, for the win. Yeah, the earthquake was pretty wild, and after it happened everyones phones got emergency alerts. Did you get that . Yeah, check this. First it said, new york was struck by a 4. 8 magnitude earthquake. Remain calm. Yep. Then it said, the earthquake was a 4. 8, but on tinder it says it was a 6. 1. [ laughter ] then it said, bro, the marketing for godzilla x kong is out of control. [ laughter ] and finally, it said, the earth saw everyone simping the moon and sun and said, remember me, bish . [ cheers and applause ] yeah, heres what i was doing during the earthquake. [ laughter ] jimmy i just finished my card tower. Now to take a sip of champagne while admiring my fine china. [ laughter ] [ rumbling ] woah. Was that an earthquake . Crazy. Steve dude, did you feel that earthquake . [ laughter ] [ clattering ] jimmy yeah. Steve see you out there. [ cheers and applause ] steve did i do that . Jimmy meanwhile the local news has been covering the earthquake nonstop, and it seems like everyone has asked the same question. Watch this. You just kind of have to ask everyone, hey, did you feel it . Did you feel it . I didnt feel it at all, susan. Did you feel it . We did not. More importantly, did you feel it . Did you guys feel it this morning . Did you feel it a lot . Did you feel it . Did you feel it . Did you feel it . Did anybody feel it . Did you feel it . Do you know anybody who felt it . None of us felt it. We felt left out. [ laughter ] jimmy did you feel it . But fellas, if you have to ask, the answer is probably no. [ laughter and applause ] steve feel it. Twerk. [ light laughter ] jimmy well, guys, as i mentioned, the Solar Eclipse is on monday and a lot of companies are trying to get a a piece of the publicity. I saw that moon pies came up with a special edition treat. I saw sun chips has a new bag of chips. But some other brands tried to get in on it too and they seem kinda desperate. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, for instance, titos said, you want a a blackout . Well give you a blackout. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy next up, Planet Fitness said, just walk into our locker room if you wanna get mooned. [ laughter ] after that, boeing said, looking for something crazy in the sky . Hold our beer. [ laughter ] then toys r us said, we also disappear then reappear every decade. [ laughter ] next up, Vibram Fivefinger shoes said, heres something that hurts to look at. [ laughter ] and finally trojan said, get ready for the best three minutes of your life. [ cheers and applause ] well guys, i know it seems like an eclipse is simply the moon blocking the sun for a few minutes. But its actually pretty complicated. So to simplify things, we put together this educational video. Enjoy. What if we could give you an incredibly easy way to remember all the complex terminology surrounding the upcoming Solar Eclipse . Would that be worth a dollar . Woo. So what is am i singing in a Foreign Language . Hahaha nope weve taken all the key terminology surrounding the upcoming eclipse and compressed them into a single, ridiculously easy to remember portmanteau. Made up of celestial mechanics, syzygetic alignment, colinearality, the penumbral nucleus of the moons shadow, ephemeral nocturnality, synodic interplay, and the draconic month. So sing it with me. Everybody now syninterdracmonth syninterdracmonth syninterdracmonth [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so much easier. Steve now i got it. Jimmy guy, get this, i read that black decker has recalled two million steamers because they can expel, spray, or leak hot water during use. So, be careful. Your steamers might be [ laughter ] steamers. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats why i bought it. Thats what its supposed to do. Some entertainment news. It was Just Announced that toy story 5 is coming out in 2026. You can tell andy is getting a a little old because he spends the whole movie turning his toys into bongs. [ laughter ] look, its bong lightyear. [ laughter ] yeah in this movie, 40yearold andy is asked to leave the toy store because hes creeping out the kids. [ laughter ] and finally, guys, yesterday a a Southwest Airlines flight was about to take off from texas when one of its engines caught on fire. [ audience ohs ] it was scary but thankfully all the bathrooms overflowed and put everything out. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show. Glen powell is here. Christian slater is joining us. And we got music from arlo parks. Lets go write some thank you notes, everybody. Come on now. Jimmy arlo parks. Guys, today is friday. Thats usually when i catch up on personal stuff. I check my inbox. I return some emails and, of course, i write out thank you notes. And i was running a bit behind. Do you mind if i [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ light laughter ] ah, hes happier than normal. Steve hyped up from the earthquake. Jimmy he got shook by the earthquake. Steve yeah, he got totally shook. You can tell. [ laughter ] jimmy nice to see you, james. [ laughter ] they call him shaky james. Steve yeah, shaky james. Jimmy shaky james on the keys, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] steve jimmy shakes. Jimmy thank you, earth, for switching your settings this morning from silent to vibrate. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, bald eagles, or as bald eagles put it, um, can you just call us eagles . [ applause ] [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, takis, for answering the question, what if flaming hot cheetos hurt . [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve takis. Jimmy thank you, spice racks, for making your spices look like a live studio audience at a cooking show. [ cheers and applause ] steve cinnamon. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, weighted blankets, for helping me sleep while making me feel like im getting xrayed at the dentist. [ cheers and applause ] steve beep. Jimmy beep. Steve beep. Jimmy this is going to save me from oh, yeah, yeah. Steve going to protect me and all. Oh yeah, dont worry. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Thank you, tennis balls, for being there through every part of life. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, random pickle spear that comes with my sandwich [ cheers ] for having big who invited her . Energy. [ cheers and applause ] steve woo. Jimmy thank you, wrestlemania, for giving out huge belts to people who dont wear pants. [ cheers and applause ] there you have it everybody. Those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with glen powell. [ cheers and applause ] we got a scumbag out there on the streets pushing angel dust in every neighborhood in town. What are we gonna do . This isnt my frist rodeo, jack hole [ laughter ] you watch your mouth state farm jingle leo jake from state farm. You did it, buddy. Well you suggested bundling home and auto you bundlin bundler. Who wanted that affordable price . Bundle and save with the personal price plan. Like a good neighbor, state farm is there. Shopify helps you sell at every stage of your business. So you can sell it online, take it in person and go big. Like a million orders big. Whatever the stage, businesses that grow grow with shopify. Air balloon ride. This is has a rich and colorful history in napa valley. It is such a pleasure meeting you. I love this place. It is cozy, tranquil, yet sophisticated at the same time. What does the name mean . Flowering house. 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Well, i knew i was going to do the monologue, so sydney and i kinda planned this little bit. Jimmy you didnt know you were going to be in the sketch . No, the sketch was told to me by lorne, like you probably do a better lorne impression than i do, but were sitting there having a cocktail below the bleachers. Im thinking were kind of done, and then hes like, you know, i have this idea. You know, like maybe, maybe youre in the next sketch . And im like, wait, what do you mean . And hes like, you know, well figure out a way to kind of into the sketch. And he just i 15 minutes before, im like, do i have a a line . What am i doing . [ laughter ] jimmy thats really thats live tv. It was the pace of it that was very exciting. Look, i dont know if i nailed it, but hopefully im invited back. Jimmy no, you nailed it. You nailed it, buddy. You were great. [ cheers and applause ] they love you. They love you. You know im a fan, but youre in this new film, hit man and you are getting great reviews, buddy. Congratulations on that. Thank you. Jimmy the movie is certified fresh, rotten tomatoes. Its a fresh tomato. You also cowrote it with the director Richard Linklater, who is one of my alltime faves. I love that guy. Hes been on the show before. Yeah, rick and i, i did one of my first movies with rick, fast food nation when i was like, you know, a 14yearold in austin. And, you know, so we got to write this thing together. And, you know, its been kind of crazy because, like, actually one of i got to collaborate with him on a movie called everybody wants some. Which is like the spiritual sequel to dazed and confused, if anybody has ever seen it. Its a great movie. Jimmy its a fantastic movie. [ cheers and applause ] i love that movie. Rick actually came on your show. Jimmy yeah. Probably, i dont know, nine years ago. Jimmy yeah. And he was talking he showed a clip from everybody wants some on the show, and you called me out in the clip. And it was like the greatest day of my life that jimmy fallon said my name on the show. So, yeah, i just this feels very full circle that im actually invited this time. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no, of course. I dont really you have it . We have the clip. I dont really remember. Heres the clip, lets take a a look at this interview. You see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously i got bodyguards i got two big cars it definitely aint the whack tell me, dale. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its the most fun movie. Thats just a clip, a taste of it. The scene goes on for awhile. Whos the guy in the passenger seat . Glen powell. Jimmy glen powell. He plays finn. Jimmy man, he runs away. Hes just got a couple of scenes in there where i just go, ah. Hes amazing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats your movie, bud. Thats so fun. Jimmy wow. Yeah, dude. Jimmy thats fantastic. Thanks for saying my name. Youre really responsible for all this. Jimmy no, youre so good. Hit man, where you shot it, was in texas. When it premieres, youll be out there and that exact same day, youre being inducted into the texas film hall of fame. I mean [ cheers and applause ] thats got to mean something. No, its awesome. Its awesome. I mean, obviously born and raised in austin, texas, and, you know, the theater that im being inducted into this thing is where i did my first musical. So, i was like, i did sound of music and i did music man, oliver. And so its all happening at this theater that i get to kind of get this award at. So its all very full circle. And to do it with Richard Linklater who is, you know, a jimmy legend. A hero and now a friend. Its great. Jimmy its the best. Weve talked to Matthew Mcconaughey, who is also inducted, hes a very hes a texas guy himself. I mean, mcconaughey is texas. Jimmy mcconaughey is texas. [ laughter ] he is, yeah. Have you ever met Matthew Mcconaughey . You know, mcconaughey and i are now pals. But my first time meeting mcconaughey was out at linklaters ranch. You know, Richard Linklater has this great ranch in bastrop, texas. And thats where we kind of rehearsed everybody wants some. Thats where i have a lot of really special memories. So, i was on christmas break. I wanted to go out to ricks ranch with my dad, and just like go walk around the property. And so were taking a walk around the property, and i say, hey can we go to the library where we kind of rehearsed all that stuff . He goes, you know, i think matthew is in there. And i said, matthew . Im like, maybe. Maybe its mcconaughey. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, you want to be cool about it. So, i, you know, i kind of opened the door, and theres this kind of sliver of light that hits this guy. And hes like, hey, hey, whoa, hold on. [ laughter ] jimmy wow [ cheers and applause ] thats great. I never heard that impression of wait, hold on, hold on. So, he was in there writing green lights, his book at the time, so he goes, well, i know you. I know you. Hes like, glen, glen. Yeah, i know you. And then my dad did not see him yet, so he steps out into the light out of the door and then he goes, now, who are you . And my dad goes, oh, i have a a picture of you next to my bed. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, dad. I think we drank enough, dad. I think we drank enough. I look at my dad, im like jimmy what are you talking about. Stop doing this, dad. Whatever this is. Stop. Jimmy what was he talking about . There was this university of texas magazine called the alcalde. Mcconaughey is on the cover. So he goes, no, no, i have the university of texas magazine next to my bed. And matthew goes, that is my favorite photoshoot i have ever done in my whole life. And he grabs him by the shoulder and they become best friends. It was great. Jimmy he is a charming man. Very charming man. Hes a great man. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i like that guy. Lets talk about hit man. This movie is inspired by a a true story. Can you set up what the so, i found this article about this guy named gary johnson who was a a psychology professor who sort of moonlights with the Police Department as an undercover hes basically a fake hit man for the Police Department. When people are trying to kill their husbands, or their wife, or their business partner, hes the guy standing across from you that you think is a hit man, but hes actually a cop. Jimmy so, youre confessing that you want to murder your spouse and you recorded it all. Exactly, its all sting operations. But the thing that made this guy different, was that because hitmen dont really exist, he puts on all these disguises, and accents, and all this stuff in order to complete your fantasy of what you think a hit man is. So i get to play all these different characters. Jimmy i mean, youre phenomenal in this. It has so many characters. Look at all these characters that you play in the film. [ laughter ] i mean, this is fun. I mean, this guy is especially nightmarish, whatever that is. Jimmy yeah, whenever that guy walks in the room im afraid. Did you get method . Did you get really into these characters . You know, so as im kind of trying to develop these characters, i would sometime walk outside in new orleans, you know, where we shot it with all these different, you know, hair and costumes and all that stuff. So i went to this, like, coffee shop that was near my house, and someone ended up recognizing me and they go, you know, are you glen powell . And i had these in and i go, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy wait, look at camera one there. This is my new dental work. Jimmy thats fantastic. Thats good. Thats a good fake teeth right there. That is fantastic. You know, a lot of people when things start going hollywood they get work but usually jimmy its not that work. You got to save that. Thats good. Congrats on the great reviews. I want to show a clip. Heres glen powell in hit man. Take a look. Youre not a hit man. You cant be. Youve got puppies. Youve played with kids. Youve opened every door for me tonight, and yet you kill people for money . Chivalry may be dead, but i didnt kill it. And i tried looking you up, but nothing. Its like you dont even exist. I guess im just your fantasy. Okay. Well see about that. How many . Wait, i dont want to know. No, i do want to know. What . Does a gentleman not kill and tell. Okay, for the record i love people. And yet you kill them. Not just randomly. Its always with a purpose. To protect. And make no mistake, there are some people who need killing. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] glen powell, everyone. Hit man is in select theaters may 24th and on netflix june 7th. Glen and i are doing something fun after the break. Stick around. Dont change the channel. Its good. Come on back. 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You are a very successful actor and man, a lot of people may not know this, but we actually got our start together and i had a feeling you were going to bring this up. Jimmy well, back in the 90s, we starred in the police drama called precinct 62 lethal justice. [ light laughter ] audience barely remembers it. I remember, yeah. Jimmy you remember it . Its a gritty cop show if you havent seen it. We play two detectives would didnt see eye to eye. Jimmy it was a good it was a good show. The only issue was when we taped it, they forgot to turn our microphones on. [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy so, they never recorded any of the audio for the show. And so, the director just had his kids revoice the entire thing. [ light laughter ] so, it was us acting but with their voices. Nepo babies. Jimmy thats right, yeah. It was nepotism at its worst. And the director said that no one would notice. But i think you can tell. Well, we actually have a a surprise for you. What . Jimmy we actually did a a little digging ourselves. Like little meerkats, we dug in and found a clip from the show. Heres a clip from one of the episodes. Take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] im telling you geretti, this case is stressing me out. You aint the only one stressed, morgan. Crime is out of control. The citys going down the toilet. We got a scumbag out there on the streets pushing angel dust in every neighborhood in town. What are we going to do . This isnt my first rodeo, jackhole. [ laughter ] you watch your mouth. Thats what i said to your wife. [ laughter ] dont you dare talk about loretta like that. Not here, not ever. Enough. Were going to nab this fluffer nutter, and were going to do it tonight. Im going getting too old for this caca. [ cheers and applause ] what a jimmy that brought back a a lot of memories. You know, now that i see it, you really cant tell that its not our voices. [ light laughter ] jimmy you cant. Well, the director thought it went so well that he had his other kids do the voices for the next episode. They were even younger. Jimmy yeah, little jackie and jasper. Jackie and jasper. Jimmy we no. Was it jasper and jackie . Jasper yeah. Jimmy anyway we found a a clip. Yeah, lets take a look. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] whitey, your rule breaking is going to get us expended from the force. [ light laughter ] man up, morgan. If you want to follow the law, you got to break it first. [ laughter ] well, maybe i should break you first. [ laughter ] you want to do this right now . Ill end you. [ laughter ] kids, are you done recording down there . Dinners almost ready. Mom, get out youre ruining this [light laughter ] now you listen to me. I got an informant on the inside. And its going down tonight. [ laughter ] the foods getting cold meet me in the squad car. Im driving. [ laughter ] im getting too old for this doodoo. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they just they just dont make tv like that anymore. [ laughter ] it was a special time. Jimmy yeah. Actually, they did one more episode. Do you remember . [ laughter ] do you remember that . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The director used it makes me out of breath thinking about it. [ laughter ] the director used his even younger kids to do the voices. This is his twins, charlotte and little baby timtim. [ laughter ] oh, right. The twins. Jimmy the twins. Yeah. Whats that . You do . I was talking to the control room. Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. Jimmy sorry. [ laughter ] really . Youre not going to believe this. I was just talking to the control room. Yeah. Jimmy we actually [ laughter ] we actually have one more clip of our show. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] they got me this time, geretti. I think im done for. You stay with me, morgan. Im not going to lose you. Promise me one thing. 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Oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a golden globe winning actor who you can see in the new show the Spiderwick Chronicles, which premieres april 19th on the roku channel. And you can see him in the new movie unfrosted which will stream globally on netflix may 3rd. Thats the the poptart movie. Everybody, please welcome Christian Slater, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Hi. Jimmy you are the best. Welcome back. Welcome back to the show. Thanks, man. Jimmy you look good, bud. Thank you. Jimmy hows the fam . Hows everybody doing . Familys great. Jimmy yeah. How old is the the baby now . Yeah, shes 4 1 2 or 4 and 8 months. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Thats kind of a big deal. Jimmy it is a big deal. A big deal to her, those two months. Jimmy yeah, you dont want to get that wrong. No, i dont want to mess that up. Jimmy did you do you ever do any does she know what dad does . Does she know that you because youre movies arent really for kids. Yeah, no, theyre not. [ light laughter ] she we were talking about it the other day. I was trying to explain to her what it is that i do. And she seems quite intrigued. I mean, she is seems to have a bit of an instinct already to kind of perform. I mean, she knows jokes. Jimmy yeah. You know, she was telling the joke the other day of, you know, why is six afraid of seven . Seven ate nine. I know. We all know. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats good. Thats it. Thats good. [ applause ] i know. Jimmy thats right. [ laughter ] she told it to somebody the other day and they gave the punchline. And i was like, dude, shes 4 1 2. You know . [ laughter ] give her the punchline. Jimmy no, no. Im even worse. Im worse than my kids. Are you . Jimmy because they have the joke book. And they read the joke and i guess the punchlines. Oh. Jimmy i guessed like ten of them in a row. No. Jimmy yeah, i was really good. But thats pretty good. Jimmy yeah, thank you. But they didnt have any fun they didnt have any fun at all. They werent having any fun. Jimmy its like dad, let us tell the joke. Im like, hey, seven ate nine. Thats a good one. Whats the next one . It was like, oh, my gosh. Clearly youve been around longer than your kids. To the kids, this is all new. Jimmy neutron walks into a a bar and gets a drink. The bartender says, for you, no charge. [ laughter ] its pretty good. Pretty good. Jimmy not bad, right . Its not bad. Jimmy yeah, i like that one. [ applause ] thank you very much. Ill be here all week. I have theres a lot of things i want to discuss with you. Okay. Jimmy first, the Spiderwick Chronicles. Right. Jimmy congratulations on this. This is a fantasy adventure show. Did you know anything about this . Well, i mean its based on these childrens books that are pretty popular. Jimmy yeah. And, yeah, kids love them. And it was a fun opportunity. Jimmy can you tell everyone the wondercon story . Oh, you heard about that . Jimmy yeah. Oh, okay. [ light laughter ] well, i went to wondercon just recently to, you know, do some promotion and do jimmy now, remember, this is a giant this is a big deal. Yeah. Jimmy wondercon. Yeah, wondercon. And i showed up, you know, in my regular clothes. And i had my little garment bag to get changed. And i thought theyd have like a room, you know, to go do it. Jimmy yeah. And they said, no, they have no room. But you can use one of the bathrooms, right. So, i said, okay. I go in there and ive got the place to myself. Im chilling out for a minute. And i hang the garment bag up and i unzip it. All of a sudden, i hear, what are you dressing up as . I was like [ laughter ] you know, it scared the hell out of me . Jimmy yeah. I was like, where is this voice coming from . And, you know, i look around and theres a guy in there, you know, whos been in there for ten minutes while ive been in there and jimmy what are you dressing up like . Yeah, what are you dressing up as . cause i guess at wondercon, you now, they expect when they hear the garment bag its gonna be a transformer or something of that nature, you know. Some kind of outfit. Jimmy costume. Yes. Some kind of costume. Jimmy yeah. And i said, well, im dressing up as Christian Slater. And he said, oh, really . From what movie . And i said, well, no, its just an outfit when he wants to feel cool and like he cares. You know . [ laughter ] thats all it is. Not from a movie. And, you know, so i did. I got myself dressed. He finished and [ laughter ] and he came out and i was doing up my shoe. And i went, hey, how are you . And hes like, oh, you are Christian Slater [ laughter and applause ] so jimmy i like that. Thats funny. Jimmy that makes me laugh. Its a silly story. Jimmy who do you play in the Spiderwick Chronicles . I play a centuries old ogre jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] named well, you can see it. Yeah, named mulgarath. Hes its based on book one and book five. And this is the wrath of mulgarath. And it was a lot of fun to do. Jimmy what a fun career. I mean, you get to do everything. Man, cause youre one of the best actors out there. I love you. Youre really one of my faves. [ cheers and applause ] i love everything you do, bud. I really do. Spiderwick chronicles premieres april 19th on the roku channel. Now no subscription needed, by the way, on roku. Jimmy oh, you dont need it . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy just hop on roku, check it out. But you do need a subscription to watch unfrosted. Correct jimmy that is the sorry to be the damper, but its on netflix, and a lot of people have that subscription. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy it is directed by the one and only Jerry Seinfeld. Right [ cheers and applause ] it is about the invention of the poptart. And this is its hilarious. Theres so many great cameos in this. And you play a great role. When you get a call from Jerry Seinfeld, is it just like an immediate yes . Uh, pretty much, yeah. I mean, he could have been making a movie about, you know, who knows what. Jimmy yeah, and youd do it. Yeah, we all wanted to do it. It was great. Of course, immediately i said yes. I didnt even know what the part was. I mean, hugh grant is playing tony the tiger. [ laughter ] which is, you know. Jimmy its so good. Completely insane. Jimmy gaffigan, amy schumer yeah, yeah. I mean, i remember when we did the first readthrough, it was during covid, so we were all on a zoom. And it was Melissa Mccarthy and it was just a huge list of great comedians, yeah. Everybody showed up. Jimmy you play the milkman. Right, i play yes, the evil milkman. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] im just leaning into it now. Jimmy yeah, yeah. This is what it is. Jimmy but i could see why the milkman would feel threatened well, yeah. Jimmy by the poptart. Right. I mean, the guy comes along. He wants to make a poptart, you dont need milk with a a poptart. Jimmy yeah. Its a cereal its a a milkless cereal. Yeah, i have a livelihood. And i have kids to take care of. [ laughter ] and you know, this guy is stepping into my territory. Jimmy exactly. You know, everything was sweet and rosey until this crazy poptart came along. Jimmy this poptart, yeah. Yeah. You did the song for it, right . Jimmy i did it. I did the song Sweet Morning heat. Sweet morning heat. Jimmy and its i dont even know if its out yet. But its me and meghan trainor. Get ready. Jimmy Jerry Seinfeld wrote the lyrics and mark ronson and andrew white produced this song. Good crew. Good crew. Jimmy the guys who did im just ken. And we did yeah. Jimmy so, Sweet Morning heat, when you hear that, get ready. Billboard charts. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy get ready. I want to show a clip. Heres Christian Slater in unfrosted. Take a look at this. Something i can help you with mr. Cabana . No, im just admiring your rig. Sweet ride. Sure is. You know, its the calcium in milk that keeps bones strong. Uhhuh. Without milk, bones can break, and just snap. Have a good day, mr. Cabana. Yeah, you too. Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause ] a lot of calcium in there. Christian slater, everyone. Unfrosted will stream globally on netflix may 3rd. Arlo parks performs for us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] its time. Yes, the time has come for a fresh approach to dog food. Everyday, more dog people are deciding its time to quit the kibble and feed their dogs fresh food from the farmers dog. Made by vets and delivered right to your door precisely portioned for your dogs needs. Its an idea whose time has come. Homequote explorer lets you easily compare Coverage Options so you dont end up overpaying. Its an idea whose time has come. Good, because weve spent a lot on this kitchen. Oh, yeah, really high end stuff. Sorry, thats our ghost. 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[ cheers and applause ] got me falling on my sword but i dont resent you shaking to deftones glitter in my bones love you like i dont know better girl i wanna protect you i do oh your touch embroiders me im wide open hmm all yours baby come down like a Million Tonnes all yours baby flood me with your nervous love all yours baby come down like a Million Tonnes all yours baby now i got my show clothes on the clutch is stickin challenger dark blue why do i trust you when you tell me im a good thing girl i wanna protect you i do oh your eyes destroying me im wide open hmm all yours baby come down like a Million Tonnes all yours baby flood me with your nervous love all yours baby come down like a Million Tonnes all yours baby flood me with your nervous love all yours baby come down like a Million Tonnes all yours baby flood me with your nervous love all yours baby come down like a Million Tonnes all yours baby flood me with your nervous love all yours baby come down like a Million Tonnes all yours baby flood me with your nervous love all yours baby come down like a Million Tonnes all yours baby flood me with your nervous love [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, come on. Thats how you do it. Arlo parks. [ cheers and applause ] my soft machine is out now. Well be right back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to glen powell, Christian Slater, arlo parks once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Thank you for watching. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight everybody. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight seth and Kristen Stewart go day drinking, cecily strong, actor nicholas galitzine, hosts of taskmaster greg davies and alex horne