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[ chcheers and a applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of n new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests matt damon cecilyly strong, musicacal guest, r rema, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1830 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. That was a crowd, right there. Welcome, everybody [ cheers and applause welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching what a great day it was today, huh . Guys compared to yesterday, didnt new york city seem so quiet today . [ laughter ] felt like going from a a t. J. Maxx to a library, you know [ laughter ] didnt it a little bit yep. Yesterday was crazy because former President Trump got arrested here, in new york city, and [ cheers and applause the news covered every move, his every, every move. But most of it was just him traveling. Did you see im not sure we needed a play by play of a a guys trip to the airport. You know what im saying [ laughter ] it was like trump clicked share my uber trip with the entire country [ laughter ] yep, the news literally covered trumps rides to the airport the only time i care about someone getting to the airport is my uncle after thanksgiving [ laughter ] all right, hes on the plane, go thank you bye thank you so much yep, trump is facing 34 felony counts because of hush money payments he made to porn star, Stormy Daniels, and playboy model, karen mcdougal. But get this, trump also reportedly paid off a doorman who claimed to know about a secret child he fathered [ audience oohs so trump paid hush money to a porn star, a playboy model, and secretly fathered a child. He sounds less like the former president and more like a former member of motley crue i i [ laughter ] the doorman the doorman got suspicious at a trump tower Birthday Party when the kid fired the magician youre fired and you go, wait. You where do you live . [ cheers and applause of course, trump denies secretly fathering a child he was like, technically, ive never fathered any child [ laughter ] send the butler down to don jr. s baseball game. [ laughter ] well, there werent any video cameras in the courtroom during trumps arraignment, but there were some sketch artists heres one of their drawings here ooh. [ laughter ] course the courtroom sketch is sponsored by velveeta. [ laughter ] meanwhile trump didnt take a mugshot, but his campaign is already selling tshirts with a fake mugshot on them and this is this is real, they added two inches to trumps height to make him 65 check this out jimmy this is real, yeah [ laughter ] then Stormy Daniels said, well, you got the two inches part right. Uh, hey whoa, whoa [ audience oohs youre fired all right. Hey. I heard that the judge overseeing trumps case has set the next inperson hearing for december, and Stormy Daniels may be there steve ooh. Jimmy and in honor of Stormy Daniels being there, lexus is already planning their awkward december to remember sales event. [ laughter ] meanwhile, after his arraignment, trump flew back home to florida and held a a rally in maralago. Its always nice to have a a traditional postarrest reception. [ laughter ] the whole staff looked at him like, back so soon . [ light laughter ] switching gears, listen to this, in a new documentary pope francis said that sex is a beautiful thing. Thats cause hes only seen it in Renaissance Oil paintings [ laughter and applause it was even weirder, cause the question was, have you thought about retiring . It was like had nothing to do with [ laughter ] some big movie news, today, nintendos super mario bros. Movie finally hit theaters. [ cheers and applause and, of course, with this movie, if youre a younger sibling, you have to watch your big brother watch it first [ cheers and applause there you go finally, it is wednesday night, and you know what that means, its tonight show audience trivia night. [ cheers and applause tonight sho audience trivia night jimmy now im going to ask random people in the audience a trivia question, and if you answer correctly, you win a prize. Who wants to play . Anyone want to play . [ cheers and applause no one on this side wants to play thats right over here come here. Oh yeah, hi, here you go ready for what is your name ella. Jimmy ella, where you from california. Jimmy hey, welcome ella, from california. [ cheers and applause all right, heres the question whats the quickest unit of time seconds milliseconds jimmy judges [ buzzer ] ooh, sorry, the answer was, trumps encounter with Stormy Daniels. [ sad tuba ] sorry, thank you so much [ laughter ] thank you for playing. Who else wants to play yeah, right there, buddy, hey, there you go here you go whats your name, and where are you from michael from texas. Jimmy michael from texas [ cheers and applause come on, texas jimmy texas, all right heres the question. What special booster makes super mario smaller . I dont know. The 1down [ laughter ] jimmy the 1down. Judges [ buzzer ] oh, im sorry, its ozempic. Ozempic. [ laughter and applause thank you so much. How about who else . Anyone over yes, hey, bud how you doing . How are you jimmy wow, thats a great shirt. Thank you [ laughter ] jimmy whats your name, and where are you from cory detroit, michigan jimmy yeah, detroit [ cheers and applause all right, here we go, what is the number one cause of injury in the winter . Frostbite jimmy judges [ buzzer ] no, skiing with gwyneth paltrow. [ laughter and applause thank you so much. Thank you, i appreciate that let me lets go around here, ill go around ill go around this side hey, how you guys doing . Youre looking good. Good looking audience. Hey, bud [ cheers and applause get up, get up, stand hey whats your name loic jimmy louie . Loic, french. French name. Jimmy oh, loic yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy wow, loic. Yeah. Jimmy from france yeah. Jimmy thank you so much for being here here you go, youre gonna hold that, ill give you the question here. Ready, loic . What agency monitors the activities of all americans . Wow [ light laughter ] jimmy what agency monitors the activities of all americans . The government, yeah . [ laughter and applause jimmy government . [ buzzer ] ah, tiktok thank you so much. [ laughter and applause appreciate it. Thank you for being here we have time for one more. We have her, right there, come on. Nice to see you. Hi jimmy what is your name, and where are you from victoria from california jimmy yeah, victoria from california [ cheers and applause all right. The question is, what profession allows you to drink on the job a barkeeper [ buzzer ] jimmy we were looking for Spirit Airlines pilot. [ laughter and applause sorry, thank you so much for being here unfortunately, no one took home the prize tonight. Well try again next week on tonight show audience trivia night. Stick around well be right back with matt damon, everybody come on back [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause [ water splashing [ cheers and applause all right jimmy matt damons movie, air, is out tonight. 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Thats what im talking about. Thats exactly right thats a movie star right there. Matt damon welcome back to the show thank you jimmy looking good, bud. Thanks for coming on i just saw your beautiful wife backstage. And today is the 20th anniversary of you guys meeting . Yeah. This is the day we met 20 years ago. Jimmy isnt that cool . [ cheers and applause thats awesome, buddy. Yeah, its really weird actually, the movie air is opening today, and we realized Michael Jordan wore two numbers in his career, 45 and 23 and the date is 4 5 23 isnt that crazy jimmy yes. [ cheers and applause come on, thats fun. I love that. But much more importantly, its 20 years since i met lucy jimmy of course, thats much more important. How is the fam last time we talked, you were moving everybody from l. A. To new york right, yeah we did it was the smartest thing we ever did jimmy youre here . Yeah, were in brooklyn [ cheers and applause very, very, happy. Jimmy youre loving it loving it, loving it. Yeah jimmy lets talk about the new movie, air. I got to see it. The reviews are in everyone loves it. It is fantastic, buddy thank you jimmy you are so good in this everyone is good in it, by the way. Everybodys great i mean, weve got just a lights out cast jimmy you really do, but everything was good. The script was tight you and ben affleck obviously, everyone loves you guys together. Youre great this was 25 years ago. Oh, yeah. Jimmy look at this when you won the oscar for good will hunting. [ cheers and applause look at how happy. Look at that yeah [ laughter ] we dont look too excited jimmy youve got to be whats going through do you remember this . I do. Well, we dont the weird thing about that was that we like, the year before, we were watching it on tv. It was, like we had no there was no adjustment period where we went like, we just suddenly were kind of there in the front row. And Billy Crystal sang a song with our names in it we were like, what is happening . Jimmy what is going on with our lives . Yeah. And we hadnt we hadnt talked about a speech or anything like that because i think as kind of life long red sox fans, you dont want to jinx anything. Jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] because i think both of us, without even talking about it, we were like cause later we talked about it. And it was like, i had this feeling, if i ever said, hey, we should think about a speech, i would just Flash Forward to being 50 years later in a bar with him going, can you believe we practiced a a speech for the oscars . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats why we lost cause we practiced. Like we would ever win an oscar, you know what i mean and then suddenly we were up there, and i just pushed him into the microphone. And he just started kind of babbling, and then saying names of people who had helped us. And then i was next to him, and i was just screaming the names so, he would say, like, chris moore. And i would go, chris moore [ laughter ] and hed go, jon gordon. Id go, jon gordon jimmy gordy gordy [ laughter ] i was just so happy but that was my contribution to the speech i was like the hype man in the corner jimmy do you still have that passion and that love of the movies and the industry . Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I mean, thats one of the reasons we started this company. Ben and i started this kind of mini studio together, and this was our first movie for the studio which was really cool. Jimmy whats it called again . Artists equity. Jimmy artists equity yeah, because were pulling a lot of the crew members, were trying to pull them above the line and get them paid better and we kind of feel like [ cheers and applause yeah jimmy good for you i read about that. But its definitely, like, a whiteknuckle exercise because were responsible for the overages, you know so its like [ light laughter ] jimmy did you go over budget in three places we went over budget we went over budget but in all really good places we went over budget in construction, because we were moving so fast that we had the construction teams working 24 hours a day to build the sets, cause or else we were going to run out of stuff to shoot. We had budgeted 33 days and we shot this in 24. So, we were moving really fast without even trying to and then we went over with our we had budgeted we had allotted a certain amount of money for cast, and then we got this cast. So, we paid more jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah and we were very happy to pay more and then we went over budget on food trucks. [ light laughter ] cause we had [ cheers and applause jimmy youre a smart guy you know how to throw a party. Well, weve been doing this for a long time, and we know what matters jimmy food is the secret people are coming out and theyre like, theres a korean barbecue truck . Jimmy yes, exactly [ cheers ] it makes everyone happy. Yeah, it was really, really it was the most fun either of us have ever had making a movie, and weve had a lot of fun making movies jimmy ive said it before, but i really mean it youre one of the best actors to do it and i love watching you. Its amazing youre great [ cheers and applause i think that you, for me, if it was a team, youre my goto player if youre on my team, i go, just give the ball to matt. Hell nail the line. You go, how do you like them apples . Or ford v ferrari, the stopwatch thing. Youre like, you want one theyre italian. Its like, yes you have the way of delivering these lines that the crowd goes nuts when i watched air you had a a couple of them everyone just claps. Do you go into a script going, that line will be my that will be the line i nail . No. Jimmy you just read it, and just do it yeah, yeah. And i mean, i you know, i look at the whole script and usually if its a good script, then itll have lines in it, but i wont kind of plan it out like that i mean, how do you like them apples was kind of a very cause im slamming the number against the window and all that so that definitely felt like a a bigger thing, cause its a bigger thing in the movie. But not i didnt think it would, like, sustain jimmy is that the line that everyone yells to you when they see you . That or they just say my name like the puppet in team america. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats the other way to do it yeah, thats the other one i hear a lot jimmy when you get this idea, you go, okay, this is a a fantastic idea this is how the industry changed and a Sneaker Company started working with one person you created the air jordan brand. You go, okay, first steps, we have to talk to Michael Jordan. Yeah. Jimmy im assuming yeah. That was the first thing because the script was great jimmy you cant make it without him. [ light laughter ] well, hes not in the movie jimmy no, thats yeah you do realize hes not in the movie . And thats all by design because its really about its about that deal to make this shoe, and going back to 1984 and nike was not nike, like, the nike we know they were, like, this underdog they were in third place in the basketball division. Jimmy that already blew me away when that came up, im like, oh, yeah, was it converse . Converse and adidas and then nike yeah, i had i read the script, and i was, like, blown away i was like, this is all true jimmy yeah so, thats, i think alex, the screenwriter, did a really good job of kind of setting what things looked like in 1984. And it just was really surprising jimmy did you have a a meeting with michael, or did you make ben do that i made ben do that. Jimmy yeah, smart. [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah you go, ben, come on, charm him. No. Ben went down to talk to him, and actually that was the kind of the critical thing because we out of that meeting, michael cause first of all, we said, look, were not going to do it if you dont want us to do it, were not had going to do it. And he was like, no, no, its a good idea for a movie. But ben said, whats most important that we get right . Whats most important to you . And what he spoke about were three things there was howard white, who is an executive that chris tucker plays in the movie jimmy hes great yeah, hes awesome. And george raveling, who Marlon Wayans plays. George raveling was the first person to talk to michael about nike and then he talked at length about his mother and that was kind of the critical thing it was like, oh, wait a a minute to see michael, who is a very intimidating dude, you know, suddenly kind of be awe struck and talk about his mom so, that was so, when ben said, like, look, who do you think we should get to play and before he finished the sentence the question, michael was like, viola davis [ light laughter ] so [ cheers and applause yeah, yeah jimmy i mean, viola davis. Thats who you go to to hit the shot, by the way jimmy yeah, you give it to viola davis. So, he called me. He was like, ive got great news and bad news. And im like, okay. Hes like, the great news is i know exactly what to do for the re write. Were going to put in george raveling. Were going to put in howard white and were going to make his mom central to the whole thing. I go, great, whats the bad news he goes, we have to get viola davis, or we cant make the movie. Jimmy cause Everyone Wants viola davis in their movie thats what i said to ben i was, thats like saying you want Michael Jordan on your basketball team. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a good way to put it so, we went and we rewrote, and we really just kind of drilled down on that character, and the dynamic between her and everybody else in the movie. Jimmy she was phenomenal phenomenal. Jimmy shes great. Its so welldone, wellacted, wellwritten everything was good. Its funny as well, by the way yeah, it doesnt seem like something that would be a great movie. Its like, its about a shoe deal . Jimmy yeah, yeah trust me, its really its great its a lot of fun. Jimmy youre cheering by the end. [ cheers and applause it makes you feel good yeah. Thats what we used to call a feelgood movie. 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First one to make three shots wins matt, youre my guest, so why dont you go first all right, do i have to hit a particular [ cheers ] [ audience ohs ] jimmy not as easy as it looks. Let me show you how it works not as easy as it looks jimmy yeah watch this oh oh, yes [ cheers and applause off the board. Off the board on that one, yeah [ cheers ] thats good we can go to commercial right now if you want. [ audience ohs ] i was sure that was in. I was sure that was in jimmy yeah, me too im sure this ones oh [ cheers and applause this is brutal. Jimmy come on, bud am i allowed to get it in the same one [ cheers and applause jimmy all right. All right. [ cheers ] all right jimmy this ones for the win. This is for the win oh, man. Jimmy look at that can i get it in the one exact one, yeah. You called that shot all right, here we go. For the win. Matt damons movie, air is out tonight. 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Jimmy yeah im sure id burst into tears theres just a lot of weird emotional baggage. Jimmy yeah its a lot of years of my life jimmy i didnt know that you were leaving saturday night live. I didnt know that episode came on, and i was like, wait, is cecily leaving . Like, whats going on . Yes although we all knew it wasnt, like, a huge shock. But i think nobody i think there were still people that i love at the show that were like, if we dont say it, it wont happen. Jimmy yeah, no then shell stay. Jimmy yeah cause i thought maybe youd just stay on for another its worked for nine and a half other years yes. Jimmy lornes good at getting people to just go, no, just stay for another thing. But, wow yeah. Jimmy it was thats a a big move for you it was it was huge cause again, it was, you know, i was 28 once, turns out, when i started that show. Im 78 now [ light laughter ] yeah jimmy oh my god, you look fantastic. Oh, thanks, a lot of surgery. Jimmy i want your doctors number a lot of doctors. A couple have died yeah [ light laughter ] jimmy but they were good people they were great people. Jimmy they were great doctors. But you youre doing the show, and i go, okay, i would lose it there. I would lose it in that episode. I would lose it in that thing. And then, Austin Butler is the host who was who was phenomenal as elvis unbelievable. Jimmy and he serenades you as elvis i mean, thats the best last gift on earth. Jimmy come on, bud i think lorne brought it up in an elevator. I was, like, doing okay, and then lorne on tuesday was like, i think hes going to do Blue Christmas if you and i was just like, mmhm. I think that i would love to yeah, and i think that is the one thing he asked to not do, was to just sing as elvis, and we were like, and can you sing as elvis for me . Jimmy yeah and he did it. And it was and he did it jimmy it was a classic yes i dont think ive cried and hugged a host so much, ever. [ audience aws ] jimmy do you ever thank you for that reaction jimmy yeah yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy very loving person you worked with matt damon before did he host . Yes, he hosted a really great another Christmas Show and bryan tucker and i wrote a a Barbra Streisand inspired cabaret sketch that it was a little strange to pitch to matt damon jimmy yeah, you well, i think of matt damon, i think of singing and dancing. Youre gonna be my snarky, sexually fluid exhusband at the funeral. But he was amazing jimmy yeah really made jimmy hes great at everything he does yeah. Jimmy yeah, i get to see you every now and then on these verizon commercials that will pop up sure, they play sometimes jimmy yeah, sometimes they play but its good to see you i want to see more of Cecily Strong. [ laughter ] i love seeing you. Is this the first commercial you ever did it no, no, no, i actually but my first commercial never aired jimmy oh what was it for . I mean, it wasnt an exciting reason it never aired but it was a mcdonalds commercial i think i was ten. And i was i just had to lick an ice cream i went in for a different audition, and the casting director was like, hold on one second. Jimmy i see something. Yeah. And then just had me i didnt have any lines. I think i just licked the cone, and then they said to me, like, well, 39 cents, must be bad ice cream. Im paraphrasing and then i went. [ light laughter ] jimmy wow. And then they said, let me rephrase that. And i went [ laughter ] jimmy thats a good thats a big well, i dont know how good it was it never aired jimmy never aired, no. [ light laughter ] i think mcdonalds they stopped serving ice cream after that [ laughter ] yeah jimmy thats why thats why its always broken at mcdonalds [ laughter ] yeah, exactly right. Get cecily in the spots, and fix that thing [ cheers and applause i saw a nice article they did about you in architectural digest. Ah. Jimmy and a very beautiful you read that often youre always jimmy always reading that and cigar aficionado. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy the only two magazines i read [ laughter ] do they still make that . Youve gotten very classy jimmy thank you so much. Yeah, of course they do jimmy yeah, of course they do but look at this this is this is your this is your place, right here. Yeah. [ scattered cheers ] jimmy if you can see this these are all just wigs yes [ light laughter ] jimmy see now so, i had a question about this. This is are these well, what are these [ light laughter ] i have a question jimmy yeah, that is my question so, ive always had wigs at home but i live with my friend kevin, who just started putting the wigs on the things, on the walls. I have a lot of animal busts, it turns out jimmy yeah and so, we would put the wigs on the animal busts and then, it just, sort of, became the way of showcasing the wigs jimmy now do people do people put them on yes, of course jimmy of course . What a silly question [ laughter ] jimmy what are you talking about . If you have wigs around, you wear jimmy so if i came over the house, i just grab a wig off the wall yeah, yeah, it just makes everything like if youre playing games, the games are more fun jimmy yeah yeah, everyone i like to choose the wigs for you know, like, you know who you are tonight. You are this sassy business lady yeah jimmy oh, sassy business lady those are the short ones. Jimmy but then i also noticed this as well this is a bookcase of course, books and then down heres just spare boots . Oh yes. So, and that was actually rupaul suggested, if youve got wigs, you should get heels in every sizeoo because it also it just changes changes up the atmosphere [ laughter ] when you can put on a wig and a thighhigh pair of boots, and everyone can wear them i have them in all sizes jimmy so, i cannot wait to be invited over the house because the ones that are my size, theyre in my room they have all sizes are in the jimmy these arent like bowling shoes whoever gets this, this is their own shoe yes i have my own wig in my room, i discovered, too. I was like, oh, i have this little blonde bob in my drawer. I was like, that was a funny choice i made. Jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] i guess for jimmy for emergencies. An intrusion i dont know yeah jimmy so if an intruder comes in she sat here. I dont know yeah [ light laughter ] jimmy you put on the wig, and youre like, wheres cecily i dont know where youre in the wrong house [ light laughter ] [ accent ] jimmy shes lives in a different house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy she does not live here. Im just a blonde french woman. Jimmy i dont know. Yeah. I put on a wig. I get to wear those heels. Jimmy put wear some boots. Take them with you yeah, please. Yes jimmy i want to talk about, also, you did a onewoman show that got great reviews, and its actually based on a search for the signs of intelligent life in the universe lily tomlin yes jimmy who originated it legendary. Written by jane wagner. Yeah jimmy legendary. Coocoo that i would do that, but jimmy but you crushed it, buddy. You did a great job. It was one of, like one of the most amazing experiences in my life and lily tomlin was at the opening in l. A but they didnt tell me until that afternoon jimmy look at this i would have i mean jimmy so there are a lot of tears in my eyes. [ cheers and applause jimmy lily tomlin is the greatest the greatest. Jimmy shes the greatest i dont think ive ever been so nervous and i got to during curtain call, i got to and my director was like, if you cant do it, i can come help you out, like, if you cant get through it. Jimmy really and i was like, and the original trudy is jimmy yeah and i got to get applause for lily tomlin. It was incredible. Jimmy i mean, did the play, in some way, make you really rethink everything or think thats why i left snl. No, no, no, it isnt really. Jimmy i thought i got i thought i got a good scoop it was it was a good i think, though, its probably i needed Something Else after so i dont know that i would jump into another onewoman show performed by an icon for years anymore i dont need it as much now that im not doing snl, if that makes sense jimmy i mean, you did that i know you can sing, because ive seen you on saturday night live. Ive done sketches with you where you sang i think we have sung together jimmy we sung a couple duets. Yeah. Jimmy yes, some of my favorite sketches. Here, even. Yes. Jimmy here, even yes. But you can really sing. Well, i would say, i felt like i could really sing on snl. Its very different when youre sitting next to kristin chenoweth. [ laughter ] jimmy thats why we dont hang out theres one jimmy cause i go, yeah, no, i dont want yeah, yeah, yeah. Thats why you dont jimmy yeah, because shes too talented she was asking about that jimmy yeah ill tell her jimmy yeah shes too talented but, i mean, i there was one number, i was, like, literally im chained to Ariana Debose and dove cameron trying to dance like, and if i take one bad step, im going to bring down Ariana Debose and dove cameron jimmy no, theyre royalty. You cant take down Ariana Debose. No, not at all right jimmy but you hold your own. More than hold your own. Well, i stayed standing jimmy youre fantastic and so [ light laughter ] jimmy no you are phenomenal can we say whats going on in season two of schmigadoon. Yeah. So, season two, josh and melissa have gotten out of schmigadoon. Theyre married, theyre happy the doldrums of regular life starts to set in jimmy yeah so they decide theyre gonna head back to schmigadoon, but they get there, and they learn, you can never go back to schmigadoon. Jimmy no and they find themselves in schmicago. Jimmy schicago [ light laughter ] of course jimmy who is the creator of the show naturally cinco. Cinco paul, yeah jimmy man, talented. Oh, hes a genius. Genius. Genius jimmy but this these musicals in this life is a a little bit darker. Oh, its darker jimmy grittier everybody has much less clothing on. Not us [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah but its like those plays, like, hair, sweeney todd cabaret jimmy cabaret. Sweeney todd. Jimmy just darker darker stuff. Yes jimmy but its so funny. And keeganmichael key is unbelievable as well you guys are great together. I love him so much. Im so this season i got to spend more time with him and, i mean, we just made each other laugh every day. If they didnt yell cut, we were just going to keep going, you know jimmy youre two of the funniest people ever i also heard is marty short in this season as well yes i didnt get to, like [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, please its not oh, you know of him jimmy no, dont clap oh, youve heard of him . You should check him out. Hes pretty good [ laughter ] jimmymy i dont t want him gettining that mucuch applausese yeaeah. Jimmy hehes not herere. Yeahah yeah, y yeah, yeah. H. Jimmy i want to o show a a clipip heres c cecily strorong in the season of f schmigadodoon . Take a a look at t this. I feel l like this s is arou wherere we saw t the bridge . E . Oh, yes, i think i i remr this t tree. You rememember this t treem two years s ago . I just rereally want t to it donont worry we will l find it. Oh, i got t a really g good feeling g abouout this dirirection totalally, yes. Yeah. Me e too. Yep. Maybe w were not s supposedo findnd it again. N. Maybe its one of those places that you only go once and never return oh, like soulcycle. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Like soulcycle [ cheers and applause Cecily Strong season two of schmigadoon is now streaming on apple tv plus, and she is phenomenal in it. New episodes air every wednesday. More tonight show, after the break, everyone. Stick around [ cheers and applause if you understand sneakers, you start to understand squeaking, which leads to hardwood, and the art of kareems famous sky hook. So you get how flying works, carbon, and our constantly changing world. Which takes you to human evolution, which was shaped by chewing. And if you understand the appeal of gum, and you realize how much of it is on our streets, you understand why some people never wear their favorite sneakers. Its hard to run a business on your own. With shopify, you have everything you need to bring your dream business to life. 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