That ever lived. He saved france and started to bring democracy to all of europe. And then what happened . Well, he was he was badly advised. He trusted a general named pichegru. And this pichegru later tried to kill napoleon. I think that it was he that persuaded napoleon that he could conquer the whole world. I wish i could have just one hour with napoleon. Well, ill see you. [chattering] [people laughing] jeannie, what what are you doing . Look at all the lovely dresses, master. Yes, yes say theres napoleon. Thats Napoleon Bonaparte. Oh, yes, of course. You said you wished to spend an hour with him, master. Go talk. I didnt know i could do it now. Oh, you have no medals. Huh, i dont need need any medals. Ah. Oh. [giggles] oh. Thank you. Oh. Lovely. Huh . Jeannie, jeannie. This is going a little too far. No, i mean it. One. [clicks tongue, whines] [giggles] oh, boy. Thank you, jeannie. Do you know, this is the greatest thing youve ever done . Oh. 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With philips Lifeline MedicalAlert Service you get fast, easy access to help 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Call today or visit www. Philipslifeline. Com dont wait i mean why dont take the chance [ ] wwait, wait. Now, please. I take it easy. I, uh i dont mean to offend you, sir. Everybody calls you the little corporal. Those who do regret it. I have some very valuable information. As a matter of fact, the fate of europe may depend on your listening to me. The fate of europe . Uh, well, no one sent me. Ii i came with a friend. Well. [clears throat]. As a matter of fact, i was about to deliver a lecture on you this morning. A lecture . What is this . Pichegru, get rid of him. At once, sire. Pichegru. P i wouldnt do that if i were you, mr. Napoleon. I this man is about to assassinate you. General pichegru . [chuckles] take him out of here hold on a minute. Wait, wait, wait this man amuses me. I want to speak to him alone. Nappy. Ah, my dear. I dont believe weve met. Uh, major, uh oh, nnelson. Major anthony nelson. Youre the empress josephine, arent you . Oh. Oh, i love that speech you made about, let them eat cake. Oh, that was very kind of you. That was marie antoinette. Oh. Well, i im sorry. I was never very good at history. [all chuckle] come, major. Tell me some more of those funny stories. [chuckles] oh, yes. Is he not wonderful . Who is he . Oh, major nelson is a an expert on military strategy. Oh, yes. He has some wonderful advice for Napoleon Bonaparte. About what . Oh, it. Has something to do with war. War . Hm. What i really want to warn you about is russia. What about russia . Well, the Russian Campaigns a mistake. What Russian Campaign . Youre going to attack it. Attack russia . Are you mad . Now, you mustnt go through with it, sir. If you attack russia, youre gonna suffer one of the worst defeats in history. Napoleon, defeated . Yes. Im coming to that. Youre coming to what . Oh, uh uh, waterloo. Dont fight wellington there. If you do, youll youll end up being sent to elba. Never mind elba. So you think it will be a mistake for me to turn europe into an empire . I must think about this. Well, youll never regret talking to me, sir. We will talk again later. Join the others. Theres plenty of food and drink. Yes, yes. Oh, ive, uh, been meaning to ask you about, uh these wool uniforms. Tell general pichegru i want him immediately. Attack russia. It would be an insanity. The man is mad. Mad or a spy. But who wouldve sent him . Russia, of course. Ive been thinking of russia. The hungry iceberg waiting to destroy an unwary army. And suddenly this clumsy spy comes to me and tells me not to attack it. Oh, why would russia send him here to tell you that . For only one reason, my dear pichegru. It could be that the iceberg is not as terrifying as it seems. Russia must have something to fear. We will attack and it shall be my greatest victory. As you wish, sire. And what shall we do with this spy . [blows] it certainly is a pleasure meeting you, madam. Of course. Ive read a great deal about you, but i must say, youre much more beautiful than your paintings. Am i . Yes. [chuckles] master . [coughs] may i speak with you a moment, please . Master . Yes. Yeah, its a pet name. Ah. Would you excuse me, please . [clears throat] pardon me. Jeannie, um. Im busy. Mm. So i see. Ye what do you want . Master, you wish to change the course of history. Yes. Then i think you have done it. What do you mean . He thinks youre a spy, and hes going to kill you. No, no, no. Im sure you misunderstood him. Yes, he is. I had a long talk with him. He was very amenable to everythi we now, fellas. Wait a minute. Wait. Napoleon. [man speaks indistinctly] you are new . Oh, no, no, no. I am old. I mean, you are new at my court . Oh, yes, sir. But, of course, it is a very old court. Ha. You are very beautiful. Oh, thank you. What is your name, my child . Oh uh, jeannie. Jeannie . Uhhuh. Well, jeannie. I would like to see and talk to you, and get to know you better. And perhaps, we could meet later tonight . Oh. I am afraid not. Uh a friend of mine is in terrible trouble. I could get your friend out of trouble. Oh. No, thank you. But you are going to bmuch too busy worrying about russia. You guys cant go around hitting an officer. Whats the matter go in the cell. Get in there. What time is this, uh [makes cutting sound] sorry, madam. No visitors. Oh. Wha . Im sorry i am late, master, but your friend Napoleon Bonaparte wanted to talk with me. Yes . He asked me to return later. [giggles] well, are you ready to go home now . Yeah, we cant go now. No, no. I mean we cant go and leave napoleon in the lurch like this. Oh, but he thinks youre a spy. He will not listen to you. Yeah. Thats right. Jeannie. Hm . You can make him listen. I . Yes, yes. Didnt you say he wanted you to return . Yes. Did he seem interested in you . Well. Yes. But you are the only man that i i want you to go to his palace. Oh, but why . Because youve got to convince him that if he starts a war, its gonna lead to a catastrophe. Now, you think you can do that . Oh. But i do not know anything about war, master. [chuckles] but you know something about men. [giggles] i do. I want you to flatter him. He has a tremendous ego. Uh, youve got to make him think that all of this is his idea. Jeannie. This is a tremendously important mission. Oh, master. Are you choosing me for this mission because i am the only one in the world who can do it . Im choosing you for this mission now, pop over to the palace and go to work on him. Go to work on him. Yes, master. And do not worry. I will handle it brilliantly. And remember, be subtle. Hes got to think its his idea. Oh, i am probably the most subtle genie in the whole world. [both chuckling] oh. Thats my girl. Oh. What does subtle mean . Go our troops will march in through here, toward the soft underbelly of europe, and into the caucasus. No, pichegru. I have changed my mind. But why . Russia sits on europe like a sleepy bear, ready to devour anything that comes near it. Only a fool would attack. Then what do we do about this, uh, major nelson, the spy . We have no proof that he was sent by russia. I am back. Oh, what a pleasant surprise. Haha. You have met general pichegru . This is mademoiselle jeannie. To try to kill napoleon, and he is going to have you strangled. But shes outrageous, sire. But so beautiful. Oh. [giggles] pichegru, would you excuse us . You, uh you would not, uh, change your mind . No, call all the plans off. As you command, sire. I thought you were not coming. You said you had to help a friend. Oh, but i am helping him. That is why i am here. But i dont understand. Oh, major nelson sent me here to work on you. To work on me . Yes. But he said that i must be subtle. What does subtle mean . It means honest. It means that you must tell me everything major nelson said. Oh. Well, he said that it was very important that i try to talk you out of attacking russia, but that you must think that it is your own idea, because you have a tremendous ego. Is that subtle enough . Indeed it is. So hes trying to trick napoleon into not declaring war. Any fool can see that the bear is sleeping. Oh. Waititg to fall into the hands of an invading army. Nothing shall stop me. Thank you, my dear. Oh, you are welcome. What did i do . You have reminded me of frances glorious destiny. [rings bell] nothing shall stop france from ruling the world. Oh. Arrest this woman. Oh, am i going to the bastille . Im afraid so. Oh, thank you. Mwah. [laughs] come along. [la marseillaise playing] [keys jingling] thank heavens youre back, jeannie. I knew you could do it. [door locks] i said to myself what went wrong . Nothing, master. I was very subtle. I told him everything. You you told him everything . It is all fixed. Its all fixed. Napoleon has decided not to attack russia. Ha. Good girl. He is going to attack a big bear instead. [chuckles] oh. Oh. Youre kidding. May we go home now, master . No. What am i gonna do . [snaps] wait a minute, wait a minute. I got one last chance. Ive got to get to josephine. Oh, believe me, master, shes much too old for you. Shes the only one napoleon will listen to. Now, if i can just talk to her, yeah, im sure shell help. Oh, master, would it not be much simpler if we just went home . No, we cant leave him like this. Can you get josephine here . Well, if that is what you wish. That is what i wish. [sighs] thank you. Oh. You have five minutes. I received a message that you wish to see me about my husband. The messenger said it was life and death. Yes. Hes absolutely right. Uh your husband is about to make a terrible mistake. Now, youve got to stop him from attacking russia. Oh, i do not mix in his majestys military affairs. Well, if you dont use your influence, hes gonna wind up on elba. Elba . Thats the island where theyre gonna exile him. You are joking. Of course, you wont be there. Hell be married to louise, but still i louise . Hes going to escape from elba, raise an army, and fight wellington at waterloo. And believe me, hes going to lose. Who is this louise . The important thing is youve got to convince napoleon not to go into battle. How long has he known her . Who . Louise gosh, i dont know. Will you talk to napoleon . No. N no . But youre the only chance i have i love him more than life itself. But how do i know that anything youre saying is true. Can you prove that they are going to exile him to elba . Well, no, i cant prove it. I uh, perhaps if you can tell me who this louise is, i could find out whether you are lying, or whether you really know whats going to happen. You you mean, if i could show her to you, youd believe me . Perhaps. Her name is marie louise, and shes the daughter of the empress of austria. He has never mentioned her to me. Do you think you can find her . [keys jingling] dont worry. Ill find her. Yeah. Thank you very much. Uh you dont have a moment to lose. Have you finished, your majesty . Yes. For now. Master. Oh. How did it go . Oh, just fine. I think i finally found a way to persuade josephine that im telling the truth. We can help napoleon now. That i should have let you go to your lecture this morning. Yeah. [keys jingling] ah. Did you find her . Oh, mais oui, monsieur. But first, i want to be very sure of what you have told me. This marie louise of austria and my husband are in love, and are going to be married . Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Theyre madly in love. [chuckles] bring her in. [baby giggles] ah. Ah hahahaha. Hi there, huh . [makes baby noises] who whos this . She this is the princess marie louise of austria. Take her away. Happy guillotine, monsieur. Hey. Wait. Uh, wait a minute uh iii made a mistake. Ii got the dates mixed up. If you just wait 18 years, i assure you, theyre gonna be married. Happily. Ah master. [sighs] when i was at the palace, oh, i would love to have a new dress. Is that all you think of, is dresses . You never take me to paris, master. And while we are here, let me get one new dress. Yeah, would you forget the dresses i will be back in a few minutes. Yeah, but jeannie, you cant leave me now. Theyre gonna come for me any minute. Im not kidding. Theyre gonna cut my head off. Now, come on back. [footsteps] major anthony nelson, by the order of the emperor of france youre bringing a pardon. Right. [laughs] i knew it. But. Yes, yes . First you are being guillotined listen, i want to see a lawyer. Come on, monsieur. Up, up, up. Where do you think you are . Believe me, monsieur. It will be over in less than a minute. Im not interested in your timetable. I demand to see Napoleon Bonaparte. You are really not in a position to demand anything, are you . Take him, executioner. Oh come on we would like to see you die. [tony shouting] hey. Hey, you. Come here. Listen, youre making a mistake, fella. Im on detached duty to nasa. Go on down [grunts] monsieur. Do you have any last words . Just one. Jeannie [whimpering] Jeannie Jeannie yeah [grunting] jeannie get me out of here. Jeannie, where are you . Here it is, master. Oh, yes, its just gorgeous. Now, would you mind taking this thing off of me. Huh . Hm . Oh. Yes. [sighs] oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Uh oh, would you mind . Here. The ropes too, huh . Hm . Oh. Oh. Thank you. Thank you very much. Jjeannie, cant you do anything right . Oh, i am sorry, master, but. After all, i am only human. Its us, mom hi, grandma. Hi, honey. Go finish your homework before practice, okay . Yup, okay. Groceries. Prescription. And your books are back at the library. 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Oh, no. That lecture on napoleon. Are you. Why . Well. I was wrong about one thing. You remember i said that napoleon was a great general, but he had bad advice . Yes, master. Well, i was wrong there. He had he had great advice. He just wouldnt listen. [both laugh] wwwhat is wrong, master . Hm . Oh, its these darn wool uniforms. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Right right below the shoulder blade, huh. [ ] [ ] tomorrow night . No, no, no, im busy. Roge. Busy, yes. Uh, how bout next week, okay . [sighs] yes, you know i love you. Goodbye, mother. Well, whats up . How would you like to fly to maryland with me . Maryland . Do we have a mission . I do, im getting married. Youre kidding. [chuckling] yeah. Im marrying jeannie. Jeannie . Yeah. Our jeannie . Now, listen to me. Now, listen to me very closely. Jeannies done something to you to make you think youre going to marry her. But youre not, because im going to save you. Yeah, roger, i want to marry her. Come on, you gotta snap out of it youre under a spell, can you hear me . Roger, roger i can hear you, theres no spell. The whole thing was my idea. Your idea . Are you kidding . You know you cant marry jeannie. Shes a genie. Well, shes not gonna be a genie anymore. I just found out. If she marries a mortal, she stops being a genie. Yeah, who told you that . I read it in a book. Yeah, well, i bet she she wrote the book. Oh, brother. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, well, lets not rush into these things. Why dont you think about it for a couple of years, then you can marry her roger, im marrying jeannie. Now, are you gonna be my best man . Well, if i cant stop you, i might as well join you. Thanks, roge. Got yourself a best man. We