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Everybody else has gone for lunch. Master [gasps] oh jeannie oh, thank heavens. Oh, for a minute, i thought that what are you doing here . I told you never come to nasa. Never. But it is important, master. You said i could come if it was an emergency. Well, what happened . Whats the matter . I got lonely. You got lonely . you got lonely . why do we not go to a movie this afternoon . Because roger and i have a lot of work to do. Now, get out, and i mean it. Now. [sighs] yeah . Oh, uh, ssam. Sam, please, now, dont touch any of the buttons until i give you the orders, huh . Red for red, and green for green, okay . Dont worry. Hell be all right when the time comes. Yeah, but what good is it . He cant make any decisions. We might as well have a robot up there. I will buy lunch. I know a wonderful little restaurant along the banks of the nile. Really . Well, im starved. I roger, weve got work to do. Lots of work to do. Bellows oh, uh, major nelson, i was doctor. Uh. Inshaallah, effendi. Um. Who was that . The water boy. Yes. Come along, sam. We have a lot of work to do. [ ] whew. [laughs] was that not brilliant, master . He did not suspect a thing. [chuckles] no. He probably just thought you were one of the regular, [both chuckle] goodbye, jeannie. No lunch . No lunch. Dr. Bellows is expecting too much out of this. What do you mean . Even if sam does his job properly, were gonna get limited information. What orbiter 5 needs up there is a man. Well. Lets stop dreaming and get back to work. We dont have a man, weve got a monkey. Master. Jeannie, please. Where shall i go . Where does any woman go . Spend the day at the beauty parlor. Very well, master. Jeannie. Mm. Yes, master . Please. Goodbye, master. Youve done very well this morning, sam. Heres a reward for you. [ ] now, sam. The next test were gonna sam . Look, ii that wirings loose. I think wed better get an electrician in here. Uh. I dont think we ought to fool around with it. Hold on. I got an idea. [grunts] give me give me the screwdriver, will ya . Mmhm. Hi. Oh, hi. That was fast. Um, theres something wrong with the signal switch. Would you look at it, please . Sure. Come out, come out, wherever you are. Heres a nice banana for you. Now, youve got to be in this room somewhere. Yeah, youre new around here, arent you . Mm. Hm . Where . Where are you from . The cameroons. Equatorial west africa. Thats where i was born and raised as a kid. [chuckles] no kidding. Yeah. And then my my whole family got captured. Wire ends. Sam is irreplaceable. You are not. I want you to find that chimp. Oh, i will, general. I will. And i think i know just where to look. I said to myself, if i were a chimpanzee, where would i go . And what did you decide . Id go to where major nelson is. Major nelson . Yes, sir. My theory is that sam has gone in search of his mother substitute. And tony nelson is sams mother substitute. Thats right, general. After all, major nelson has worked very closely with sam. Sams animal instincts told him. That he was being placed in jeopardy. And he felt an overwhelming need for the warmth and comfort of the maternal bosom. How does that sound to you, sir . It sounds to me as though youve been seeing too many jungle pictures. Um. Iiis that gonna take you long, uh. Sam. Sam. You wouldnt like another electrician to help you, would you . Im no electrician. Im a scientist. A scientist, huh . Yeah. Its a beautiful success story. Im the first scientist in our family. One of my brothers made it big in show business. Maybe you saw him on the jerry lewis show. Mm, no, i i dont think i caught it. Uh yyoure gonna youre gonna be able to, uh, put that back together, arent you . [buzz] uh, will you excuse me, please . Hello, major nelson here. Oh, hello, dr. Bellows. [guttural grunts] huh . Just a minute. Yyou, uh you say sams escaped . You think hes on his way over here. Well, wwhy . Huh a mother what . Oh. Oh, yeah. Yes, sir. Of course well keep our eyes open for him. Right, sir. Yeah. Hey, uh, dr. Bellows is on his way over here. Dont let him get me. I wanna stay here with you. Now, wait a minute here. Eh, would you get off, huh . I dont wanna go back in that cage. You know, look get off, will you . Nobodys gonna put you back in a cage. Whats the matter with you, sam . Sam. Thats sam. I know its sam. Sam . It cant be sam. Yeahheh. Uh, yes, it can be. Jeannie. Jeannie why would jeannie do a thing like that . Why does she do anything . Jeannie dont let em take me. He treated me like a monkey. Yeah, but, sam, you are a monkey. Hoohoohoohoohoo. Who are you calling a monkey . Uh, sam, im sorry about this, but youre just gonna have to become a chimpanzee again. You wanna be a chimpanzee . Be a chimpanzee. Im staying a man. Eh, sam. This whole thing is a mistake. Uh, uh, uh, uh so you see, a friend of mine, i have this. [ ] [women chattering] good afternoon. Can i help you . Oh, i hope so. My master sent me. Uh, well, what exactly can we do for you . Well. Iii am not sure. Ive never been to a beauty parlor before. Youve never. Just one minute. Ill get mr. Sidney, okay . Mm. [chatter, laughter] uh, good afternoon. Oh. I understand youve never been in a beauty salon before. That is right. What would you like . Well, what do you have . Im glad you asked. Uh, get ready for one super deluxe. [giggles] [laughs] right this way, please. Tony sam, now now try sam uh, what ive been trying to say is that, uh, according to darwin, its gonna be several thousand years before uh oh sam, you youd be be much happier as a chimp. Oh, yeah . Have you ever seen a chimp driving around in a convertible with a blond. Hehheh. Ive got a mate you wouldnt believe. Big, hairy. Rrr. [sniffs] hes coming. I smell it. You smell who . Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Dont go up there. [both speaking indistinctly] any sign of sam . Oh, yyeah. Uh, no. Nothing to talk about. Nothing to talk about, sir. Well, i have a general alarm out, and ive had the base sealed off. Oh, he wont get away. After all, how far can a chimpanzee get before someone sees him. Well, i i think i can, uh, guarantee hell be up in that capsule tomorrow. Yeah, hes gone whos gone . Well, sam. We know that, major. Thats why i put out a general alarm. Youd better pull yourself together. Yes. And you have a lovely complexion. Its hard to believe youve never been well, i used to go to the roman baths a lot. The roman baths . Yes. Neros wife and i used to go every saturday morning before the chariot races. Oh. Oh, i hope my master likes the way i look. Ohhoho. Im sure he will. [grunts] there we go. [screams] what . Madam. Oh. This isnt beauty parlor. [buzzing] sam. Oh, sam. [whistles] sam. Sam what are we gonna do, tony . Im afraid hes gotten away. Oh, how could he have gotten away . Theres theres nowhere to go. Theres guards all over the place. Yeah. I know. Well use psychology. Think like a chimp. Now, if you were a chimpanzee, and and you wanted to hide, where would you go . Well, i dont know. The first place id go is up a tree. [ ] 0 [grunts aggressively] [tarzan yell] shh. Be quiet. Uh, jeannie. Jeannie what . Jeanniell change hiback. Thats the answer would you . But jeannie isnt here. Well, she will be. Whenever im in trouble, i just concentrate on her, and she comes to me. Now, i gotta concentrate. Ahem. Jeannie. Jeannie. Would you like some coffee . I cannot hear you. Would you like some coffee . Oh, yes, i would. Jeannie. You mean your friends not gonna change me back again. Yeah, thats right. Come on, lets go. Roger wait a minute. Hey wait for me. Do you hear something . No. I thought i heard someone calling my name. May i use your phone . Oh, yes. Theres one in the other room. Oh. Ill get it. Please do not bother. The first thing im gonna do is move in with you. Im a lot of laughs once you get to know me. Boy, well really be swinging. At the end of a noose. What . Nothing. Sam, you wouldnt want to hold up the space program, would you . What . Who, me . Im all ready to go up. Is call dr. Bellows and tell him who i am. Hes got you there. Hey. What do you say we all go nightclubbing . Someplace where they got a lot of swinging chicks. Zowie. [intercom buzzes] thats probably dr. Bellows. Give him my love. Hello. Major nelson here. Jeannie hello, master. Oh. Hehheh. Hello, uh hello, major. Major . [giggles] this is jeannie, master. Yes, i know. You know that package you exchanged for me . Package . [gasps] oh. You must mean sam. I knew that would make you happy, master. Hehheh. Well, happys not really the word for it. Yeah, id like you to take it back. Oh, but i thought that yeah, look jeannie, id like you to take it back right now. If that is what you wish. Thats what i wish. Ohh [gasps] hello . Roger i dont think well ever get this place back together again. [gibbering] what did you say . Hey, tony, its that jeannies turned him back again. Oh, youre not gonna do any nightclubbing after all. Youre going up in space tomorrow. Not if i can help it. Say. On him it looks good. See you later. [gibbering] tony . Is that you tony . Dont worry about a thing. Im gonna sneak you out of here. Sam where . You found sam. Oh, this found sam. Oh, thats, uh thats not sam, sir. Then who is it . Who is that . Oh, thats, uh thats ernie. Its his cousin. Used to hang around at the zoo, and now, dont be ridiculous, major healey. Theres only one chimpanzee around here. Why besides, i know sam when i see him. Here we are. Come along, sam. Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. You cant take sam with you, sir. And why not . Well, hes just a baby. Oh, major healey. Sam has been trained for this mission. Wheres major nelson . Ii think hes at the end of his rope. Send him to me as soon as you find him. This mission is going up on schedule. Sir . Oh. Jeannie. Jeannie. There. That looks truly elegant. No. Thank you very much but i think i like it better the other way. There. Do you not think this is bet . [thump] receptionist mr. Sidney. Yes, general wisten, thats right. Sam is right here in my office. And hes in fine shape for his little trip into space. [gibbering] oh. Dont worry, sir. Hmhm. I intend to keep sam here right with me every second until blastoff. Thank you, general. Thats very kind of you. Well, it was just a question of understanding yes. The animal mind is so different [highpitched wail] dr. Bellows. Are you there . General wisten. Ive just discovered the missing link. [gibbering] oh, excuse me. Ill see ya later, honey. I gotta visit a sick friend. [grunting softly] well. How you doing, buddy boy . [gibbering] i know just how you feel. Im up to here with them bananas myself. I kind of like it. Master. Master, im home. [brakes screech] jeannie oh, major healey. Oh. Wheres major nelson . Where . Youre asking me where major nelson is . Hes a monkey, thats where he is. I do not understand. Yeah, well, you blinked cockeyed and turned him into a chimpanzee. Oh, no. Oh, no. Wait for me wait. Oh, wait. Wait id help you out, buddy boy, but i have this date tonight with a brunette. This is the life. Im taking her up to our place for a drink. Good luck, tony. Oh. Hi. Hows tricks . I will show you. Oh. Oh. Jeannie. Oh, master. You are not angry with me . Uh angry with you . Youre the most beautiful person ive ever seen in my life. Where have ya been . I went to the beauty parlor, where you sent me. Jeannie why did you not call me . [tony laughs] why didnt i call you . Mm. Uh uh excuse me. Yes. Excuse me. Uh, im afraid youre not gonna be able to keep that date tonight. Youre not really dressed for it, you know. Sam. You may not believe this. But i envy you. I really do. Youre gonna g go up there and have a wonderful trip. And were gonna get you down safely. Thattaboy. Oh. Oh. Roger. Roger. Hes gotta be going crazy. Roger. I gotta find roger. [giggles] there you are, love bug. Oh, yeah. Good one. [giggles] bellows this is the most miraculous thing ive ever seen. Oh. If this is a joke of some kind. General. Well ill go down in history. Ask him to write something. Yes, sir. Oh, sam. Uh, uh this is general wisten. He would, uh, like to see you write something. Now, it doesnt have to be anything fancy. Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. You really believe this. Oh, youll see it for yourself, general. Now. Here we are. The gettysburg address. Written. By a monkey. You almost had it right, doctor. It was dictated by a monkey. Psychiatrists [door slams] where did i go wrong . [men chattering indistinctly] this is control to orbiter 5. Control to orbiter 5. Can you hear me, sam . Tony good. Youre doing fine. Just just relax. I want you to press the green button, sam. The green button on the panel board. [man speaks indistinctly over pa] he did it. I knew he could. Heh. All right, youre doing great. Now, sam, i want you to press the red button. Yeah. Excellent. All right now, sam, you youre just doing fine. I want you to press the red and the green button at the same time. Tony red and green, sam. Green and red, sam. Sam red and green . Are you kidding . Ive only got two hands, you know. Its do this, do that. Do you know the trouble with you human beings . Youre never satisfied. [ ] tony i will. Yes, you know i will. All right, give my love to dad and sis. Yes, okay, bye. Was that your mother again, master . Uhhuh. The usual thing, you know. Stay out of drafts, marry a nice girl. I am a nice girl, master. Yes, i know you are, jeannie. Somehow i i dont think youre exactly what my mother has in mind. My family never calls me. Do you know, master, i have not seen my sister jeannie for over 200 years. Jeannie . Your sisters name is jeannie . Oh, yes, we are all jeannies. [chuckling] no kidding. How do they tell you apart . Oh, you would have no difficulty telling my sister jeannie from me, master. Shes very. Different. Well, if you miss her so much, why dont you call her . [laughs] [ ] ill be home early. I want to get to bed early. Dont plan anything fancy, huh . Have a good day, master. Okay. [giggles] reverse the charges. [giggles] well, i will do better than that. Oh. Yes, master poopsie, what is it this time . Jeannie. Do you not recognize me . It is your sister, jeannie. Well, careful, careful, darling, my hair. Well, what am i doing here . Well, my master was talking about his family so i began to think, we had not seen each other well. Here you are. Well, frankly, darling, im grateful. Your homey, little impulse may just have saved me from a long, dull summer. [sighs] i dont know what your master is like, but mines a drag. Oh, not my major nelson. He is a wonderful man. For starters, hes 80, and hes got 36 wives. Well, my major nelson is not married. [giggles] but i am hopeful. [laughs smugly] so, he keeps me in that stuffy, old bottle all day long until the ashtrays in one of his limousines gets filled up. And then its zap, out of the bottle. Poof, a new limousine. And squish, back in the old jug again. Im so bored i could scream. Well, my master hardly lets me give him anything. Well, if he doesnt want anything, what do you do all day long . Oh, we go places and do things together. In fact, i am hardly ever in my bottle. Jeannies sister is this your major nelson, darling . Jeannie is he not beautiful . Mmmm. Groovy. [chuckles] but he sure could provide you with a better bottle. This is pretty tiny. Oh, no, it is quite comfortable. Oh, dont kid me, sis. You must be cramped in there. Oh, no, truly, i will show you. Jeannie see . It is most cozy. Glad you like it, darling, because from now on its home sweet home. What are you doing . Jeannie you let me out of here. 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Then who are you . Im glad you asked, darling. Hey, wait a minute. Whoa boy, she sure has a spooky idea of a practical joke. Oh going south . [yawning] hey, jeannie, im home. Yummy. [growls] master, im so happy to finally see you. Whats gotten into you anyway . Oh, nothing. Dont i always kiss you when you come home at night . Yeah, well not that way. What a waste. Look. Restrain yourself, please. Whats for dinner . Well, thats up to you, baby. For a nice, thick chateaubriand with b\arnaise sauce . [chuckling] the kitchen. Look, im bushed. Anything in the refrigerator will be fine. Master, darling, were going out to eat. Oh, no, were not. I want you to promise me never to do this sort of thing again. Cherries jubilee, my utter favorite. I thought you hated cherries. Well, i mean, my new favorite. [giggles] jeannie, i dont know what youre trying to prove but this new style of yours has got to quit. Oh, but thats what you need, master, a new style. And a brandnew jeannie to go with it. And there are going to be some changes made, darling. Youre really going to swing. Im going home. And so are you. Home . [laughs] darling, the evening is young. Pay the check. Pay the check . Jeannie, i dont know if youve forgotten, but im the guy that found you in that bottle on the beach. I give the orders around here. We are going home. [gogo music playing] no, no, darling. Its all in the hips. Watch. Im watching, im watching. You could get arrested for that. For this . Oh, darling, you should see me when i really move. [laughs] cant we get outta here, please . Oh, i dig. Like you say, youre the master, darling. Chachacha. Huh . Oh. Jeannie, cant cant we go home . Im im due at the base in two hours. Oh, not yet, darling. I want to see the sun rise above sugarloaf. Uh, well, all right, you you can stay here and do all the dancing you want to. Im going home. Sugarloaf . Where are we . Brazil. Huh . All right, major nelson, i want your reactions to yesterdays simulator flight, exactly as you remember them. Now, uh, major nelson . Wake up, major. Oh. Dr. Bellows, what are you doing here, sir . This happens to be my office. Oh, of course it is. Im sorry, sir. I i didnt get much sleep last night. [yawns] should we get started with the debriefing. Uh, fine. Major nelson. Wake up [knocks] tony . Tony . Are you in there . Ive gotta talk to you. Jeannie major healey, help let me out. Jeannie, is that you . Oh, it is terrible. My own sister, she has locked me in my bottle. Oh, where is she . She is with my master. Oh, please, help me oh, dont worry, dont worry. Old roge will come to the rescue. Please, hurry. Okay, here i come. [magic boings] hi. Bye. [laughs] comfy, sister dear . What have you done with my master . Where is he . Oh, cool it, sis. Weve got business to discuss. Master . Master . Relax. Hes at his little dullsville job. His job is not dullsville. I could make him the swingingest master going. You dont appreciate his potential. I like him the way he is. Mmhmm. Well, i see him in a white dinner jacket with a daiquiri in one hand and an expensive cigar in the other. Uh, im fine now, sir. Good. Now, if we major nelson, what are you wearing . Wearing, sir . Well, my uniform. Well, my master and i are perfectly happy and and i i think he looks handsome in his uniform. Thats a uniform . Yes, sir. Oh, i [laughs] im sorry, major. Uh, for a moment, i could have sworn that you were wearing a dinner jacket and smoking a cigar. I dont smoke, sir. I didnt let you out of the bottle to argue with you. Ive got it all figured out. Youre going to take my place back in baghdad, keeping old ibn grandpa supplied in limousines. I will do no such thing. While i stay here and teach that gorgeous hunk of a sows ear what life is all about. How dare you suggest such a thing. I what makes you think i will allow you to steal my master . Oh, lets face it, sis. Your major nelson has jetset potential, and youre a horseandbuggy genie. May we get along with the debriefing, sir. [bugle plays] uh . oh im s major, put down that polo mallet. What polo mallet, sir . Dont make me get rough, sis. Youll like the old coot. Hes, uh, just your style. Well, i would not trade my master for 50 sheiks. Oh, now, how do you know, you havent even seen him yet. He can be pretty, uh, regal in his burnoose and his flowing, white robes. [muffled yell] do, uh, i look all right to you . Oh, fine, fine, sir. Well, a second ago, i i thought you were standing over me with a polo mallet. Uh, look at my eyes, do they look clouded or anything . No, sir, you look just the same. Almost. Well well, okay, sis, if you feel that way about it. After all, i only want you to be happy. We are sisters, arent we . A bient t. Tonys voice jeannie, help. Shes got me trapped in the bottle. Shes gonna take me back with her. Oh. Oh do not worry, master, i am coming. Master . Better luck next time. [gasps] she tricked me with his voice. Ooh ha, ha you can forget about your major nelson, sweetheart. Jeannie, would you get us home . Would ya . What is this . Uh, hadnt you better shoot, love . I think hes charging. [snorts] [screams] bravo, bwana. Jeannies sister i wont be a minute, darling, and then were off to portugal. [knocking on glass] come in. What did you say, darling . I thought i heard somebody knock. [laughs] your nerves are jumpy. [knocking on glass] jeannie master. [knocking] help master, let me out wh jeannie . Jeannies sister angel mustnt get impatient. [gasping] oh, master wait a minute. Your sister . Your sister . Oh, i am so glad you are safe. Safe . Nobodys safe with her around. Im almost dead. Jeannies sister im ready, tony, baby. Shh. Pretend that you still think she is me. You wait a minute. Wait jeannie. Jeannies sister how does this strike you . Do you think itll match portugal . Oh, its very nice. Its i like the blue one better. Uh, the blue one . Yeah, my favorite. The one you wore last saturday night. Its in your bottle. Where did you get that . Oh, it was right here, where it always is. You know, jeannie, i like you much better now than the way you were before. You do . Say, why dont you hop into that little blue number and well paint portugal red, huh . Well. Okay. Itll just take a minute. Gotcha. Oh, boy. Tony now well see whos master around here. Tony jeannies in there. We gotta let her out quick. Wait. Wait a minute. Shes been trapped in there for days. Do you know what youve done . Yeah, theres a bad jeannie around here someplace, and the real ones in the bottle. And the bad jeannie came. And the real. Yeah, yeah. Wrong jeannie. Right, jeannie, darling. Wrong man. Bye, tony. [chuckles] shes all heart. Jeannie . Tony jeannie i am here, master. Stop her, stop her. Well, so you want a showdown . He is mine and you keep your hands off. Well, if you want him, sister dear, you simply have to fight for him. Well, all right, then. I will. House rules . House rules. [cackles] uh, wwhats house rules . She means we can only use whats here in the house. Oh, well, hey, if thats the case well, maybe if i shed some light on the subject youd see things more clearly. Ladies, i really dont think [laughs] look, uh, girls, why dont you negotiate . I mean, after all, youre sisters. Yeah, uh i mean, blood is thicker than master [laughs] tony wait a minute. [chuckles] [yells] waa ow tony wait a minute. Wait [coughs] would you would you jeannie, doesnt she have a master of her own . Oh, master, you are brilliant. [laughing] oh. Why did i not think of that . Ahh, there you are, you wicked jeannie. Ive been looking for you everywhere. I will have you whipped for this. Back in the bottle. Dirty pool. Sheik in the bottle, yes, master. Ill be back, darlings. Uh, major nelson, i understand now what happened this morning. 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Yeah, i know. You dont know how cold it can get. [as her sister] darlings. [laughs] oh, it is my sisters, master, and i thought i would try it on. Do you like it . You gave me quite a start, young lady. Its all right, roger. Its the real jeannie. No, it no, it really is. Tell him, um tell him about last wednesday night, all the fun we had. Wednesday night . Yeah. I do not remember. Tuesday night . Nope. Um, thursday night . No. Well, you you you pick a night