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KRNV Today February 22, 2016

[laughing] its kind of cute. [footsteps] somebodys coming. Someones coming. Go on, go on. Get out. Oh how is this . Huh . Where are you . Down here in the big box. Huh . And here. Take that. No, i dont mean in there. I mean, go home. Ahh oh, im sorry, tony. Are you okay . Yeah. Yeah, im fine. Hey, is this the baby theyre sending up to the moon . Yes. Well, what are you doing . Whats up . Its locked. What do you mean its locked . Its locked whats wrong . Jeannies in there. Jeannies in there . Well, why would they want to send jeannie to the moon . Jeannies in there . Jeannie master . Master . please let me out of here. Let me out of here what if you had a medical emergency away from home . My chest hurts. I cant breathe. Americas premier mobile medical alert system. Most systems only work at home. But with mobile help, you get help outside the home, with coverage nationwide on one of the largest cellular networks, at the press of a button. I couldnt dial 911 because i was out of it. 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But i am still here. I think were in trouble. There we are. Yeah. Give me the bag. Yeah. Sledgehammer. Sledgehammer. Oh chisel. Chisel, chisel. Monkey wrench. Monkey wrench. And a crowbar. [sighs] that ought to do it. I dont know, tony, that thing looked strong. If that doesnt work, we get a blowtorch. If that doesnt work. Yeah . Were in trouble. I bet dr. Bellows would give us the combination if he knew how important this was. Yeah, how do we tell him . Well, we could walk up to him and tell him that wed like to get inside the safe because theres a genie in there. I i wonder wwhere we can get a blowtorch this time of night. Give me that. [rattles] shh jeannie, are you there . [coughs] yes, master. Llook, dont dont worry about a thing. In a few minutes, were gonna be having dinner at the cocoa beach yacht club. Hurry, master. When you hear some hammering, dont be frightened. Its just us trying to break in. Oh, i will not be frightened. I have faith in you. Hey, wait a minute, roger. Maybe this pamphlet has some construction details that will tell us the easiest way to get in. Here. It says the, uh. The moon safe is completely resistant to extremes of temperature and pressure. A a unique a unique feature of the moon safe is the explosive device built into the walls. You hear that . Yeah. Should anyone dial incorrect numbers or attempt to break in, the explosive will be detonated, destroying the safe and the contents. Here goes. No watch it. [mutters] whats the matter . Whats the matter . You would have blown up the safe with jeannie in it. Roger what do you mean . What is happening, master . When are you going to start hammering . Uh, were not gonna be able to break in, jeannie. The the safe will explode. [shrieks] jeannie what are you going to do . Then how will you get me out of here . Thats a good question. Were gonna have to get professional advice. Yeah, professional advice. Hey, why dont we get a locksmith . Well get a locksmith. A locksmith. No, no, a locksmith would ask too many questions. Too many questions. Uh. A professional safecracker, thats what we need. Yeah, a safecracker. Yeah. Where are we gonna get a safecracker . Um. That a lot of mobsters hang out at. Uh. The. Pink horse . The pink horse bar and grill. Yeah. Thats where were gonna get him. Uh, jeannie. Jeannie, now now, dont worry about a thing. You just make yourself comfortable. Uh, roger and i are gonna go and get you a a professional safecracker. Oh, be careful, master. Safecrackers are dangerous criminals. Hey, shes right. The pink horse bar and grill. Thats where all the gangsters hang out. Where do you expect to find a safecracker, the yellow pages . Come on. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Give a hand. Give a hand, wheres . Shh [clattering] shh well, here it is. Is that you, master . Did you say something, joe . Not me. Come on. Give me a hand with this. You know, i couldve sworn somebody said, is that you, master . Sure you did, mike. Its probably a little green moon man in the safe going home. Okay. Its good enough here. All right. Easy. Easy. [groans] there we are. Oh. Easy now. Do you know whats kind of crazy . Mmhm. We cant cure a common cold. But tomorrow morning this things gonna be on its way to the moon. Whatll it be, gents . Two beers. Heavy on the foam. Right. [in mobster accent] we want a little information. Look. Why dont you guys just go on to your Costume Party . You could get hurt in here. Listen. Have you ever heard of the Atlantic City bank robbery . I aint even heard of Atlantic City. I guess you didnt hear about the robbery then, huh . Mm. Good foam. [tony clears throat] were down from chicago to do a job. Do you have a. Can opener . A can opener . You know what we mean. Yeah. And were willing to pay for it. Oh. Two bucks. Man hey. Hey. Whats your bag, man . My bag . Bag. Oh. Um. Well, uh, were looking for what are you . Fuzz . Fuzz . Fuzz. Oh, the police . No. Do i look like a policeman . Well, uh. You look like youre from an old tv movie. [clears throat] get a club. Look busy. Look busy. Im sorry. Im sorry. Listen. I give you a hundred dollars if you help me. Try to look busy, try to look busy. [sighs] not bad for 2, huh . What . Give me that. Try to look busy, will you . Professor, id like for you to meet. Please. No names. Its a pleasure to meet you, professor. Please. No handshakes. Charley, get me a stick. A what . Charley here, professor. Gentlemen. Keep playing, keep playing, keep playing. What can i do for you . Are you a safecracker . Professors the best in the business. [chuckles] [chuckles] charley here is one of my most ardent admirers. [chuckles] you say it to anybody, dont you, charley . Youd even say it to the fbi. Wouldnt you, charley . [groans] professor, they aint no fbi. They aint no fbi. Dont you think i can see that . Tony professor. [balls clacking] weve got a job for you tonight. Keep playing, keep playing. What kind of a job . Obviously. Whats in the safe . Well, its a a jewel. A rare jewel. Its the only one of its kind in the world. Ill say. [groans] where is this jewel . Nasa. The space agency . shh the safe is guaranteed unopenable. We have to do the job tonight because. The safe is gonna be moved tomorrow morning. Ppprofessor, we cant pull a a job at nasa. I mean, like fort knox, the place is guarded. Charley, charley, charley. Major nelson and major healey both work for nasa. Im sure theyll arrange to find some way to get us in. How did you know our names . Im also a pickpocket. Well, ill be somebodys moved it. It was right here. Somebodys moved it. Hey, what are you guys trying to pull . You dont think they loaded it already . No, of course not. Here, look in the back. Take that. Professor, i told you, we shouldnt get mixed up with amateurs. Relax, charley. They have got more to lose than we have. I know where it is. Its at the final assembly room. Its on the tarmac. Roger. Come on. Lets hurry. I dropped the flashlight. Ill get the flashlight. You take em to the final assembly room. Get the flashlight. Sh wheres that flashlight . Dr. Bellows. Did you lose this flashlight . Oh. Yes. Yes, sir. Thank you. Im sure you have a reasonable explanation why you were crawling on the floor here instead of being in rome on your vacation . Where you belong. You dont have to tell me. I dont . No. Ill tell you. You will . Mm. You couldnt bear to go away and, um, not see the launching of the moonshot. Yeah well, the truth is, sir uh, the truth is, i should have guessed it. Uh, do you know your trouble, major nelson . Whats that, sir . Youre overconscientious. Me . [chuckles] but its not going to go unrewarded. Ahem. Oh, well, thats very kind of you, sir. Youre gonna watch that launching from the control room. Im gonna watch it, sir . Oh i insist. I insist. I i have a plane youre going to sit right next to me. Master . Where am i . In the final assembly room, dumbdumb. Oh. Thank you. Joe. Im hearing it again. Hearing what . Voices. Didnt you hear it . You mean the one that just said, mmmm. I didnt hear a thing. Right. Neither did i. Oh. What do you think it was . Probably some new secret weapon. Boy, are those russians gonna be in for a surprise. Thats it. Lets go. Now, wait a second, wait a second. You dont expect us to work on that thing out in the open, do you . Oh, we have to. In a few minutes that things gonna be shot to the moon. Look, you stay here. Ill go and see if the coast is clear. Professor, i dont like it. Look. Even if were able to get the jewel out of that safe i mean, if it is one of a kind well never be able to push it. Very shrewd, charley. But you missed the crucial question. Why would nasa want to shoot a rare precious stone to the moon . Yeah, thats right. Its a phony. So what are we standing here for . Why . Major nelson and major healey are desperate to get it out. And people dont get desperate over something of no value. Ah. Thats why. [whistling] jeannie. Can you hear me . Its me, roge. Yes, major healey. Two men moved me last night. Where am i . The final assembly room. Ready to be loaded on the moon rocket. Do not worry. Well, uh. Uh, where is major nelson . I dont know. Will he be on the rocket . No, just you and a bunch of equipment. Well, then, ii would like to get out, please. Dont worry, jeannie. We got some experts working on it now. Man [on radio] threeforty mark. Usually we dont use man uh, status check . That is, major healey and major nelson. [indistinct radio chatter] what are they loading now . Lets see. Number 12. Meteorological survey monitor. Uh, what number is that moon safe . Seventeen. [snaps] i just remembered. I gotta see somebody. If youll excuse me. Arent you waiting . Of course he is. Oh. Dr. Bellows, i major nelson put off his vacation to watch this launching. Uh, thats the kind of loyalty we get from our astronauts, congressman. Well, thats very commendable, major. Very commendable. Tell me, son, how will you feel when you see that rocket lifting off its launch pad . Id rather not try to describe my feelings, sir. What are you doing, professor . Im getting ready to open your safe. Roger dont touch professor dont touch it . Oh. If you dial the wrong combination, the whole safe will blow up. [door closes] roger oh, lets hide. Hide. [mumbling indistinctly] what happened to the safe . The safe . What safe . Y the safe, sir. The safe . Oh, the safe. Oh, well, the safe was, uh. Its over there. Its way over there. Oh. Thank you, major. Way over. Way. Well, its not here. What happened . There it is. What . This. Theres the safe. Oh, that safe. Yeah. You wanted that safe, yeah. Well, carry on, men. [chuckles] thank you, major. Take care of that safe. Bye. Yeah. Nice work. All right, pull it up. You know, i understand they keep you on a pretty short leash out here. Make you watch your diets, regulate your sleep, cut down on your social life. How do you feel about that . Oh, it its a wonderful program, sir. They they keep us in tiptop shape. You dont look too well. Here. Thank you. Congressman, hmhm. If you look at the monitor there, youll see them loading the moon safe. [spits] you all right, major . [gasping] yeah. Tiptop shape. [coughing] its remarkable how calm and collected you all stay. Im nervous as a cat. [crash] major nelson jeanniei gotta get her out of there. I gotta get her out of there jeannie major nelson, where are you going . Jeannie major come back here, major stop them. Gotta stop them. Man minus 10, nine, congressman thats nelson five, four. Tony stop the launch stop it stop that launch stop [engines roaring] goodbye, jeannie. Goodbye. Man [over speaker] three, two, one, zero. Theres gotta be some way of stopping that thing. Jeannie jeannie beautiful. Just beautiful. Oh. Roger, jeannies locked in the moon safe. She shes on her way to the moon. Every time i see one of those things, i get a lump in my throat. She was counting on us, roger, and we let her down. Look at that thing move. Dont you understand . jeannies gone. Uh, no, she no, she isnt. What a perfect blastoff. We let her down, roger. Shes gonna be up there all alone. Shes gonna be helpless. She whatd you say . You know the moon safe jeannie was locked in . Yeah . Well, it wasnt loaded in the rocket. They brought it out. No, something else. No, no. Jeannies right here in the safe, right here. I made a switch. Youre kidding you did . [laughs] really . Where is she . Shes in the final assembly room. Whats gotten into you . Come on ah, what a beautiful, beautiful come on roger wait. Wait a minute. Tony roge just relax. I know exactly where it is. Look, theres no prob oh. What are you doing over there . Tony, relax. I told you theres no problem. I left it right over here and oh. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, it was right here. The professor and charley were trying to get it open. The professor and charley . You left jeannie with them . Theyre safecrackers. Theyre professional criminals. But theyre working for us. Why would they wanna steal it . Those dirty crooks. Thats what crooks do. They steal things. Ah. Wait till they open it up and find jeannie inside. Boy, are they in for a surprise. Whoo. Not what im worried about. What do you mean . The combination wrong, itll explode. What are we gonna do . Come on. You both have a perfect driving record. That is until one of you clips a food truck, ruining your perfect record. Yup. Now, you would think your Insurance Company would cut you some slack, right . No. Your insurance rates go through the roof. Your perfect record doesnt get you anything. Anything. Perfect for drivers with accident forgiveness, Liberty Mutual wont raise your rates due to your first accident. And if you do have an accident, our claim centers are available to assist you 24 7. For a free quote, call Liberty Mutual at switch to Liberty Mutual and you could save up to 509 call today at see Car Insurance in a whole new light. What do you think, professor . I think i got it figured out. What do you mean, you think . Come on, try it. You you heard what the major said. We turn the numbers to the right combination, we get whats in the safe. Charley right. We turn the numbers to the wrong combination, and we get blown up. I would give anything to know whats in there. Some technical thing that aint worth a nickel. No, i have a feeling that whatevers in there is priceless. Charley but what good is it gonna do us if its in the safe and we cant get it open . What good is it going to do us if it blows us to pieces . One wrong number and pachow you mean you believe that, uh pachow but even i know a con job when i hear one. Oh . Come on, give me this thing. Go ahead, you you try it. I will. [whistling] where you going . Ill wait for you outside. You wait right here. Here. [stammers] [sighs] here goes. One wrong number . Thats what the major said. [laughs] he was bluffing. Pfft. [laughs] here goes. Did you try it yet . What . Did you try it yet . No. But i will, i will. [gasps] professor, professor. Whats the matter . Ticktock, ticktock. What do you mean, ticktock . Ticktock, ticktock. Ticktock, ticktock . [whimpers] oh. Uh, could you help us, please . Yes. Whatll it be, gents . Were here on official air force business. Uh, if you could give us some information. Were looking for a couple of guys named the professor and, uh, charley. Do you happen to know where they live . Ah. How should i know . You dont have to register here to get a drink. [laughs] dont i know you guys . Withholding information from a federal agency is a crime, you know . Thats section 102, area code 213. All right, roge. Zip code i dont know where they live. They just come in here every once in a while, thats all. Shall we take him in i think hes telling the truth. All right, well wait over here. Come on, roge. You gonna wait till they come in . Thats right. Thats right. Two black coffees. They might not be in for days. Well, make that four black coffees. Yeah, but. So . Ten bucks. Ten bucks . For a valuable piece of property like this . Wha . Look how heavy it is. Look. Oh woman what am i gonna do with a safe that doesnt even open . Well, you could use it for, uh, a paperweight. Yeah, paperweight. Nothing but scrap. Ten bucks. All right, well take it. What, take it . You give it. Its gonna cost me that to have it hauled away. Good morning. Nasa. Just a moment please. Uh, get me general ashley in honolulu, would you, miss temple . Ill take it in my office. Good morning. Nasa. A moon safe . Uh, i beg your pardon. What did you say . Just a moment, please. Theres someone calling about a moon safe. Oh, i warned them. Plug me in, ill take it. On four, sir. This is dr. Bellows. Ive got an article here thats marked, uh, moon safe. Property of nasa stenciled on it. You want it back or shall i scrap it . I dont think this is funny. Well, neither do i. Its taking up a lot of room. Uh, miss, it isnt possible that you . Uh, hold on a moment, will you . Uh, get me captain stewart. Captain stewart, dr. Bellows. On six, sir. Uh, hello, captain stewart. This is dr. Bellows. Listen, you saw the moon safe being loaded on the rocket, didnt you . Uhhuh. I did too. Its, uh im just doublechecking. Well, thank you. Goodbye. Hello, miss. About that safe. Scrap it. Get me general ashley. Well, its the crusher for you. [quietly] crusher . Want another cup of coffee, roge . No, im halfbrazilian now. Hey, waiter. Theyre here. Theyre here. Lets get em. No, no, no, play it cool. I dont want em to make a run for it. Yeah, play it cool. You better get outta here. Youre hot. The fuzz . More like two escapees from a nut house. Over there in the corner. Hey, come on, uh, we can make it out the back. Hold it. I think i see a chance for us to turn a profit. Theyre coming over, tony. Now, remember, play it cool. Yeah. Play it cool. Professor well, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, how very nice to see you again. [both laugh] im sorry we missed connections earlier. Yeah. All right, where is it . We gave it to we gave it to, uh, somebody for safekeeping. How much is it worth to you . Its worth wait a minute. Know the penalty for stealing Government Property . Uhhuh. About the same as the penalty for someone who is an accomplice to someone who steals Government Property. Now, wait a minute. We didnt ask you to steal it, we just asked you to open it. Forget it, roger. Ill give you everything i got. Oh, now, youre talking. How much is that . Uh, ive got 15 here. Take it, professor, take it. Thats five clear profit. Heres another 5. Thats 20. Are you trying to insult us . The price is 20,000. Heres another 5, thats 25. Thats 25. Fine, 25,000. Twentyfive thousand twentyfive thousand . I dont have that kind of money. Sorry, we cannot do business, im afraid. Charley professor, take the money. Take the money. Oh, good thinking. You know, im not very hard to do business with. Okay, 25. Oh, hi, professor, charley. Uh, annie, i would like to talk to you. Well, if its about that safe, forget it. Ive already sent it to harrys scrap yard. Both harrys scrap yard . Excuse me, maam. All right, lets go. Master oh, master, master, please please get me out of here ah i will i will i will never be jealous again, and i will be quiet. Oh. I promise. I pro ah i promise ill be quiet. Ill never drive your car. [sobbing] [screams] tony hey hey. Uh, sir. Did anybody bring a safe in here . A safe about this big . Uh, yeah, yeah, we just put it on the belt. What belt . Uh, over there. It goes into the crusher. The crusher . The cru Jeannie Jeannie jeannie . Oh, thats a code name for the safe. You gotta stop that belt. [stammers] well, you cant from here. The switch is on the crusher. Oh, the crusher. Oh. Did you see it . No, not yet. Its gotta be here someplace. Sorry, fellas, youre too late. Its already gone through. Gone through what . Through the crusher. Would have come out the other side. You wanna take a look . No. Itll probably look, about, oh, like a sardine can. I once put an automobile through there. Come out, oh, fine, sir. Size of a cigar box. Why, ive even seen em take a a [sobbing] mama do you remember how she used to knock on her bottle to get you to take the cork off . [both sigh] and that pretty pink smoke would come out. Yeah, and there shed be, just smiling and happy. Then shed say, how can i serve you, master . And youd say, by getting back in the bottle and staying there. She was good, roge. Yeah. I didnt deserve her. Ah, no you were rotten. You were rotten, all right. You want another one . What do you know . Hello, space agency . No. This is harrys scrap yard. Uh, listen, a couple of your officers were over here yesterday asking about a safe. Just a moment please. [intercom buzzes] dr. Bellows, its someone about the safe again. Will you take it, sir . Your partys on the line, sir. [intercom buzzes] good morning, sue. Good morning, major healey. Thank you, i hope this coffee is good and black this morning. I could really use it. Good morning. Nasa. Im warning you, mister, if we get one more prank phone call about that safe ill have our security police, the cia and the fbi on your neck so fast, you wont know what hit you. Now, you said you were gonna scrap it. [line clicks] well, thats our government. Yesterday, it was valuable. Today, its obsolete. [knocking on door] come in. Good morning, sir. Here are the impact photos, sir. Oh, good, let me see them. Perfect landing. Theres only one peculiar thing. Yeah . Whats that . We cant find the moon safe. What do you mean, you cant find it . Probably buried in a dust drift. No, sir. Its not there. Miss temple, the man who called about that safe. Did he say where he was . Yes, sir. Uh, harrys scrap yard. What did you say . Harrys scrap yard. Harrys scrap yard . shh. Yes, sir. This is most urgent, miss temple. Find the number and call him back. Tell him not to touch that safe until i get there. Oh, uh, excuse me. Dont let those photos out of your sight. Yes, sir. So, what about harrys scrap yard . I dont know, he wants me to call. Who wants you to call them . Dr. Bellows. Dr. Bellows . Miss temple, did you get him . Im looking it up. Oh, dr. Bellows, what about harrys scrap yard . You wont believe this, major healey. You wont believe it. But the moon safe, our moon safe, is in some place called harrys scrap yard. I gotta get there before they crush it. Oh oh, you have oh. Oh. Oh major major healey that safe is supposed to be on the moon. I see no reason to celebrate. Keep trying, miss temple. Keep trying, miss temple. Oh, wait for me, wait for me. Jeannie help i can even hear her voice. Jeannie help jeannie . Jeannie, is that you . Master . Well, where are you . Jeannie i am in the safe. Huh . In the safe . Where . [gasps] youre in here. I cant believe it. You mean, you werent crushed . You . Youre not as big as a little cigar box . Oh, master, please get me out of here. Dont you worry. Dont you worry, i will. Make it soon, please. Are you certain that safe is all right . Yeah, sure. Your girl called me just in time. Its right over there. Jeannie, i never knew how much you meant to me until this happened. Im never gonna let you out of my sight again. Look, i i brought you some flowers. Tony as soon as i get you out of here, im gonna take you out to dinner. A candlelight dinner . Uh, well, i i can explain, sir. It, uh bellows explain . Being in love with a safe . They havent even got a name for that one. 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For drivers with accident forgiveness, Liberty Mutual wont raise your rates due to just one of the many features that comes standard with our base policy. Call for a free quote today. See Car Insurance in a whole new light. Liberty mutual insurance. All right, major, are you sure you understand why im leaving this safe in your office . Yes, sir, because i asked you to. Mm. And, um. Why did i agree . Because you want me to realize that the safe is an inanimate object and its silly for me to think im in love with it. Excellent. I think were making progress. Now, just keep repeating to yourself, its just a safe. Its just a safe. [clears throat] its just a safe. Shhh ah, ah, ah. Major, no backsliding. Its just a safe. Just just a safe. Jeannie, youve got to be more careful. I am sorry, master, its just that i hate it in here. When are you going to get me out . Any second now. I just sent roger to find a mr. Charles fries. Who is mr. Charles fries . Well, hes the guy who invented this thing. Hes gonna open it for us. Oh, master, you are brilliant thanks, jeannie. Roger hes here, tony. Ah. This is mr. Charles fries. Oh, boy, am i glad to see you. How do you do . Yeah. There it is, beautiful. Shes my masterpiece. Roger could you open it . Wed like to look inside. What classic lines. What artistry of design. Yeah, well, if anybody can open this, you can, is that right . Thats right, major, and i cant. What . Gentlemen, when charles fries designs a safe to stay locked, well, somebodys gotta be able to open it. Of course. If you have the combination, you can open it. Well, who has it . The president the president . Of the United States. Of the United States . Of the United States . [gasps] jeannie . Jeannie . green acres is the place to be farm livin is the life for me land spreadin out so far and wide keep manhattan, just give me that countryside new york is where id rather stay i just adore a penthouse view darling, i love you, but give me park avenue the chores the stores fresh air times square you are my wife goodbye, city life green acres, we are there lisa, you ready . Almost well, hurry up. Its 8 00. Morts plane gets in in an hour. Well, which one of these should i wear . I thought you were dressed. Well, the underneath is done. My hair is finished, and my face is finished. If youd just tell me which one of these should i wear it doesnt matter. Yes, it does i want to make a good compression on your friend