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Harvest. Until he shows up at the front door. Good luck getting past our security guard. Someone get justin. What are you talking about . If rick ross shows up at the front door, what do you do . Im going to screen him ahead of time because chances are nobody told me he was coming. What does screening mean . I get on the intercom like charlie from charlies angels and start asking him, who are you here to see, how can i help you . The whole thing. Thanks, justin. No problem. All right. This is kourtney kardashian, this 3yearold boy, mason. Which one of these men is the father . Its time to find out right now on the harvey povich show. Harvey, harvey remember this male model filed a paternity case saying he might be the father. Yes, he claimed he knocked up kourtney in 2009 after meeting her at a photo shoot and hes the babys daddy and he demanded a d. N. A. Test. Kourtney and scott went to a private d. N. A. Center, had it done. We have a copy of the lab results. Results are in. Killing us, so lets get to it. In the case of mason disick, the boy who looks exactly like scott disick and nothing like this male model, drum roll, please. We go scott, you are the father. Congratulations, scott and remember d. N. A. Tests are 99. 99 accurate so what do you think about that, michael . So youre telling me theres a chance. 01 chance so the male model is going to have to accept this. The male model is not accepting it. And its because they went to an independent d. N. A. Lab. Hes saying they probably shot video, paid off the lab to be on the show. Come on, thats actually totally a fair point. Any solutions . He says, have the judge order it, have a Court Monitored d. N. A. Test where everyone could be there and get it from court. Or you could do this test no, yes . That male model is lying . Harvey, harvey, harvey john stamos turned 50. John, so happy birthday. You do not look 50. John stamos is 50. Its ridiculous. Something. D theres a deal with the devil. Whats your secret to stay so fit and everything . I try to take care of myself and im friends with harvey. Thats usually what does it. I wish. I wish. Let me tell you. Hes super hot. How could you be friends with him, though . I dont think i could be friends with him. Cant you be friends with somebody that you dont necessarily i think so. I think you can. You could be friends with somebody that looks like john stamos . Absolutely. And you would never try . Absolutely. Lets go in the jacuzzi. This hot tub is getting pretty hot, i think my shorts are chafing me. What if stamos tries you, stamos tries you, whatever. Hes way too old. [laughter] all right, john, thank you. Coming up we got lady gaga. Theres a line of traffic because her car cant get back into the chateau. One guys in his car, whats going on . Dude, its lady gaga. Hes like, thats cool. Plus chris brown has the hitandrun charge dropped. Youre going to get your a gift . He goes, yeah, im going to get him one of these and points to his orange lamborgini. Geragos tooling around l. A. In style now. Can i get a gift receipt with that . Tmz brought to you by kmart. [ of back to schoolst part is the first day. Its so complicated. Am i tough . Sporty . Edgy . I must decide. Wait. I get to be everyone i want to be because i went to jcpenney. They got so much cool stuff in a bazillion colors. Now my friends ask me for advice. Im thinking ill go with this outfit. It shows how mature ive become over the summer. Whats your firstday look . [ female announcer ] this weekend, get 10 off when you spend 25. Come find your firstday look at jcpenney. Coming up selena gomez, she was performing, she was dancing very provocatively. Shes a terrible dancer. And its thats chris brown celebrating in hollywood last night after he beat the rap on his hitandrun case, a case that could have landed his ass behind bars. How does it feel to have that hitandrun charge dropped . Great. You bet your sweet ass it does and its all thanks one amazing man. Mark geragos did his job, very smart guy. He did a very good job. Oncagain, chris lawyer has saved the day, again. But do you think chris is grateful . Actually, yes, yes, he is. Are you going to give your lawyer, mark, a gift . Lately. N hard at work are you going to get him one of these . We were going to suggest a gorilla gram but a lamborgini is too. About thets lamborgini. It tops out at 230 miles an hour and goes from 0 to 60 in 2. 9 seconds. Not in los angeles. Traffic is slowly killing l. A. Hes not buying him that. Done. On top of all the lawyers bills, thats gift enough. If youre chris brown, dont you need a lawyer on retainer. You still pay them. Your retainer means you pay them money up front until they burn through it, then you pay them more. We got the system rigged, baby. You cant get out. Lawyers, giving them all your money is better than going to jail. Enjoy the lambo, geragos. Selena gomez, she was performing up in canada and she is dancing very provocatively. Dang. Justin bieber, i know why you like her now. Im going to the next selena gomez concert. Look at this girl shake her booty. You know its got your name on it shes a terrible dancer and shes going like this. And its known to be terrible. Thats provocative . Its like the girl in the talent show who doesnt know she has all the steps down. It was like the Britney Spears of v. M. A. s, people moving around her more than shes moving. Walking back and forth to a rihanna song. Whats the point of that . You guys all suck. Oh, my god, its lady gaga shes taking pictures, shes dining, shes interacting with the tmz hollywood tour bus, like wed go a day without mentioning that big red cash cow. Full bus . Full bus. Lady gagas sitting there. He loves money. Lets go to the bus. Just saw lady gaga. Driving up to the chateau marmont and i go, thats lady gaga. They went crazy. One kid jumped out of the side of the tour bus. Please note, tmz is not liable for injuries sustained during celebrity sightings. Hes a lawyer. Back to gaga. Shes so nice to her fans. She doesnt have bodyguards. She lets them touch her, she kisses, sheives takes pictures. Shes still wearing that dumb ass makeup on her face. Shut up about her. Yeah, shes our favore celebrity until someone else shows up on the tour but for now we love you, gaga, you gave our riders the thrill of a lifetime. Shes so excited, she sounds like shes not excited at all. We got lady gaga on the tmz tour we got Kelly Rowlands breastses. How are you doing today . Kelly rowland says a lot of interesting things in this clip, bantergood clip, great on the camera guy but its hard rowland. Trate on kelly shes wearing a tank top and no bra and you got chocolate chips. What does Kelly Rowland talk about . Fans were upset you canceled concert. You can see her look, look, right there. Dont you want to hear what she has to say . Did you hear some School Districts are going to get rid of the d, the ds no longer hadg those are not real. Theyre not real. What did she say . This is what she talks about. Oh, my god, theyre diving boards. Coming michael vick, he got documents in his bankruptcy. In it, it shows payments made to an elite Crisis Management team. He took a career and created one of the great resurrections since jesus christ himself. Not too tight. Ok. Yeahhh were going to need another diaper. Introducing huggies mommy answers. The best advice in one place. From the brand new moms trust. Next tmz, lindsay has hit the biggest milestone of her life and we know what it is. Tmz online and on your phone 24 7. If you were the most hated man in america, would you pay 111,000 to make people like you . Michael vick did and boy did it pay off. We got documents in his bankruptcy. And it shows vick paid 111,000 to citric and company, an elite Crisis Management team, to resurrect his management the dogfighting scandal in 2007. They outlined his playbook for success to come back. Here it is, step by step. Develop a media list and identify friendly media sources. Step two stop whos on the list . Oh, right. Well the today show. Today show. Today show. 60 minutes. 60 minutes 60 minutes. People magazine. Yeah, and . Michael, welcome to tmz live. Thanks for having me. Well, we werent on the list but nice of him to call in. Step two, attend Media Training in regaining initiative war. E p. R. So when he does a News Conference he knows what to say, how to say it and hopefully how to make people forget that he murdered puppies. It was the best 111,000 the dude ever spent. Yes, it was, because his image bounced back and he signed a 100 Million Contract with philly. Oh, oh, oh, oh i got the best question of the day. Citric represented kobe bryant and michael vick. Who did he do a better job for . I think people took the vick thing harder. I do, too. That girl didnt take it harder. Getting off track. Point is mike vick was in a bad place in his life and this particular media group, whatever they did, whatever they said to him, it got him on a better track and now hes not only living a better life but people like him again. Good work, vick, and good work crisis team and good work, 60 minutes, you let celebrities manipulate you. Coming up rick solomon and pam anderson, they are in hawaii. She is in this photo. The top of her head is right there. [ jessica ] so i opened the box and i said to myself, this is a tablet that im going to have to learn how to use. Literally the flip of a switch i was logged onto our wifi network at home and i was off and running. 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It shows how mature ive become over the summer. Whats your firstday look . [ female announcer ] this weekend, get 10 off when you spend 25. Come find your firstday look at jcpenney. When you spend 25. Not too tight. Yeahhh k. Were going to need another diaper. Introducing huggies mommy answers. The best advice in one place. From the brand new moms trust. At the power of nutrition. Triple nutrition conditioner from garnier fructis. With 3 weightless oils. Avocado, olive and almond. Even very dry hair is totally transformed. In just 1 use fructis triple nutrition. Freshly prepared by real cooks. 5. 4. 3. Taste why fresh is better. 2. 1. Try an 8piece meal of our freshly prepared chicken. Now with 10 of our new hot shot bites. All for just 19. 99. [ man ] mission accomplished. Rick solomon and pam anderson, they are in hawaii. She is in this photo. The top of her head is right there. Shes wearing her goggles in the water. She pops up for air at one point. This has got to be a lie. We dont know what shes doing. She could be inspecting his goggles on. Her rick solomons penis is on the other si of that raft. Shes using the donut hole to [beep] you think hes going to roll out of the water just full kids, were on the beach. Lets be honest, hes drowning her. Im a lawyer. Captioned by the National Captioning Institute www. Ncicap. Org . o captions paid for by the Fox Broadcasting Company Welcome to dish nation. Holding it down here in dallas, texas. First, lets check in with our friends in atlanta. Whats up, guys . Hey whats up, dallas . Big things are popping. Duck dynasty is the biggest show on tv. Big paycheck, and one of them could be the next president. Oh, no. And yall remember rob burgundy . Does that name ring a bell . The leatherbound books . There you go. I love that man. He actually wrote a book, can you believe that . Really. All by hself . Also coming up, my man here, rapping of the week. Turn up, man. Im turned up right now. Weve got gaga news. Weve got the latest nudie pictures of lady gaga coming up. Oh, man. Plus, is it time for the hungry games . We have a hunger games star behaving very badly. Ooh. We have got to kick things off with brooke and jubal in seattle. Theyve got really strange dish on miley cyrus. Lets go miley cyrus song we cant stop is hugeon the charts right now. Especially her video where people are actually saying theres a conspiracy there. What conspiracy could be behind twerking . They sid miley cyrus is sending subliminal messages through her video. What . Yeah. Apparently mileys finger has an allseeing eye tattoo onit, which is a sign for the illuminaty, and shes laying in bed flashing a 666 hand gesture. What is the lum naty . A secret society that controls the world. They want miley cyrus . I hope no. Miley cyrusctually addressed it during a bbc interview. The conspiracy video behind my video. A lot of people think im illuminaty. I dontet it how its that trippy. Like theres a subliminal message. I like how she stopped herself from saying, dont think that hard about my music. Its really not that hard to get. She said the song is about things she does in l. A. Is this the normal thing she does. Teddy bearsill sometimes come and dance with you. And french fries turn into skulls. And you cut your finger off. Apparently it was originally written for rihanna who say is a member of the lum naty as well. We know they dont like clothes. Apparently. Lindsay lohan, we remember this tramp was in rehab, right . In malibu. Yall remember the great single, we loved it. Do you know shacka kan left her. She was being very mean. They also said there was five other girls at the rehab. They were saying she acting like a that would have been the perfect opportunity for Lindsay Lohan to feel the wrath of kan. When you go to jail, when you go to rehab, when you go anywhere for something you did bad, all the star power stuff is checked at the door. Yeah. You know what i heard, though . What . Word on the street is Lindsay Lohan really was macka shacka. She kept calling her names. She kept saying chaka khan. Chaka khan. So chaka khan kept ignoring her, which off Lindsay Lohan. It all makes sense. Oh, Lindsay Lohan, i feel for you. Okay. The british are coming. For Kelly Clarkson. Why . Yeah. I can take her. Im okay with that. Kelly clarkson is a huge fan of english novelist jane austin. She paid over 236,000 for a gold and topaz ring that was owned by the novelist. What . Wow. Does she know what topaz is worth . Not that. Just to let you know, kelly. Jane austins house museum has been working to keep this ring in britain. An anonymous donor has already donated 155,000 to keep it in the country. Thats ridiculous. I think the ring should go to Kelly Clarkson if she bought it. Oh, come on. Its not going to fit her in three weeks anyway, with her yoyo dieting. What do you think the anonymous donor is . Justin garina. The runnerup from her season. Just trying to get her back for beating her. From justin to kelly, it was a major blockbuster. Im sure hes still living on residuals. She should give it to somebody who needs it, you know . The ring . Or the money . The money. Theres needy people out there. Im so excited. You may not aware of this. This is a nationaloliday today. Really . What is it . National tell a joke day. Really . I have always wanted to be the person, that person at the party who has joke after joke after joke. But i can never remember any of them. I kind of have a new one. Theres two olives hanging out on a table, ght . And the other one cracks a joke to the other one and laughs so much he falls to the floor, so the other olive goes over to the edge of the table and says, are you okay . He raises his little stem and goes, ill live. How does a ninja order food at burger king . How . A whopa come on, dog youre ruining the holiday, man. Those are our best jokes. We want to hear what yours sounds like. Follow us on our Facebook Page and we want to hear from you, so we can laugh, too. Yall give it up for the rap of the week hey shall heres a topic i know is going to be a winner. Lets talk about obama versus kris jenner. Kris jenner fighting back at the press. You can have the 10,000 square foot crib. Yo, this battle is ill as swine flu. Hand crack, tell me, what happened with oprah, and wow. Oprahs luck is the worse. She tried to go to switzerland just to buy a purse. Tell me what this crazy old broad did. She tried to say oprah couldnt afford it. I guess she didnt recognize her face. Come on, she got money, she got boom inside her pocket. Richest lady in the world. You should have recognized her, the most famous girl. Have you ever had corn on the cob, Ashton Kutcher kept saying the word job. He won the teen choice award so effortless, but he kept sending the subliminal messages. Nobody knew what was going on. They were wondering what the heck was wrong. Looks like the world is coming to an end. Theres a lot of guys posing for the scene called boudoir. But you know what drove photos crazy, taken by j. C. Can we take that back . Can we do that again . Moving on. Ooh rap of the week yeah exercise your thumb. Exercise your thumb. Exercise your thumb. Dont do stupid things. Oh all this week weve been asking you to post your best captions on the dish nation Facebook Page. Time to reveal your best caption. For this photo of rihanna, mike writes, i feel so overdressed. For this photo of prince charles, charlie writes, im going to hug him and squeeze him and call him george. Britney spears, marlon writes, guys, my eye is up here. You get a bag, you get a bag, you all get a bag. Caption this is powered by novation capital. Next our one direction is forming a super boy band. Which one of the bearded boys from duck dynasty wants to be a senator . Watch out, kanye, another kardashian says hes god. Thats what we dishing about. 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Believe it or not, Kim Kardashian, cover girl again on life style. Only 2. 99. She had the most miserable pregnancy documented by a reality show and shes surprising everyone by saying she wants to try for number two. Kanyes not open. She said shes open to having a number two. Open to having number two . Im open to that. I have number two every morning. Im totally open. I know youre not into girly baby things, but what do you think of baby george, prince georges little nursery room . Isnt that cute and sweet . Its a little girly for me, but he is british. I dont care. Why dont you care . I dont know. Whats wrong with me . Have you ever had a yearning at all in your loins for a child . Oh, take off the child. Then we have us weekly. Jennifer aniston, always on the cover of us weekly. They just change the headline every week. One week shes pregnant the other week she throws a birthday bash. For herself. Nobody showed up. Thats not true. She had cats there. We finally find out why Kim Kardashian has been hiding in all this time. Shes tortured by her body. Now she feels how her instagrams feel. Fast lane brought to you by the toyota rav 4. Were heading to l. A. We could potentially have the biggest boy band ever being formed. Ed shirren, zane mallek from one direction, johnny depp. What . Yes. These three were all seen walking into a Recording Studio together, and also there was alexander deleon. You a fan of him, right . He posted a photo of himself with johnny depp, zane mallek in the studio and said pirate lessons from the one and only. Thank you for having us, mr. Depp. You need to give up some of these jobs you got, getting the cool fame and chicks and money and stuff. Pass the ball. You want to be in a boy band . No, im just saying theyre hogging. Theyre acting, now theyre singing. Let us have some fun. Next in the fast lane, we go to my hometown of san diego. You remember ron burgundy from anchor man, right . Will ferrell . Ron burgundy is writing a memoir about his good times as a member of the channel 4 news team. J. C. , you realize this is a fake memoir. Hes not even a real person. Hes a character. I disagree with you on that one, kelly. Ron burgundy is real. I saw him on tv. Youre buying it, arent you . Yes. Were headed to louisiana. Theres a duck dynasty star who might rung for congress. You know the dude with the long beards, one of the friendlier guys on duck dynasty. The republican strategists are trying to push him to run for one of the open seats that came up. He would definitely win. He is really popular. And its almost a given he would get it if he ran. But he said he feels like he doesnt have the time to commit to running for congress. Do you know how much they make per episode . 200,000, split amongst all of them. How many of them is there . Enough. Were in the wrong hustle. Why arent we on duck dynasty . This tdude is start. He should take everyone hunting. Under the new ramification. Under the new what . Under the ramification of the new salary thing. The what . You used the word in the wrong sentence, dude. Used the word in a wrong sentence. Are you serious . A new show called duck dynasty. The rav 4 makes the journey as amazing as the destination. Smart, stylish and down for whatever. Toyota, lets go places. Next Liam Hemsworth and josh play a different hunger games. Do you ever have the dream where you forget to put on clothes . Someone should tell lady gaga shes awake. Thats what we dishing about. With the name your price tool, you tell us what you want to pay, and we give you a range of coverages to choose from. Who is she . Thats flobot. Shes this new robot were trying out, mostly for, like, small stuff. Wow look at her go shes pretty good. Shes pretty good. Hey, flobot, great job. Oops. [ powers down ] uhoh, flobot is broken. The name your price tool, only from progressive. Call or click today. For Digestive Health . Yes and did you know that trubiotics is a daily probiotic that helps in two ways. It supports digestive and immune health by working in your gut where 70 of your immune system lives. Try trubiotics today. Its time for this celebrity squish. We combine the celebrity couples into a creature that only their mother could love. Well reveal the answer later in the show. Can you guess this celebrity couple that we squished together . Heres a hint. She once rode the Pineapple Express and he was once known as hey, its me, progssive insurance. You know, from our 4,000 television commercials. Yep, there i am with flo. Hoohoo watch it [chuckles] anyhoo, 3 Million People switched to me last year, saving an average of 475. [sigh] it feels good to help people save. With great discounts like safe driver, multicar, and multipolicy. So call me today. Youll be glad you did. Cannonbox [splash ] welcome back to dish nation. Weve got the answer to our dish celebrity squish. Our dish celebrity squish is amber hurd and johnny depp. Or as we like to put it, jamb jamberdurd. Who do you think this is . Let us know on facebook and twitter at dish squish. All right, guys, here is my joke for national tellajoke today. This elephant turns to a camel and says, dude, why do you have two boobs on your back. Pretty stupid question for somebody with a wiener on his face. Bonding over white castle. Not in the same way herald and kumar. A particular film that had a real impact on me as a teenager was harold and kumar. It had a deep impact on me. I understand that. Clueless had a deep impact on me. Thats one of those things you dont really want to admit to. Liam is australian. They dont have white castles down under. They were filming hunger games in kentucky, Josh Hutchinson took him to one for the first time. They got, quote, briefcases of burgers. Three hours later they were throwing up together. Thats always a good way to bond. Who held whose hair back when they were throwing up . Jennifer lawrence held both of their hair. Toughen up, dude. Dont you remember hunger games . White eating at white castle. It wasnt like they vomited from eating too much. It was a planned vomit. They binged and then purged. Thats what you do in hollywood. Who loves games more than me . You. Im the only one. Time to play cuckoo for gaga. Im going to tell you two outrageous lady gaga stories. Tell me which ones true, which ones false. Lady gaga pot up all the live bait and set it free. Or lady gaga channels the joker with her new look. I can see her setting live bait, like buying minnows and whatever, worms and setting them free. Ill go with the bait and tackle freedom. Ill go against the guys on this one and take the joker one. Jennas cuckoo for gaga. She got it right. Shes actually channeling the joker. Did you see this . Oh, man. She was photographed looking like this. I thought she just fell down in a gay parade. Time to play another round of cuckoo for gaga. Here we go. Lady gaga held out at the chateau wearing only her underwear. Or lady gaga wears a bra made out of fossilized tarantulas. The second one for sure is real. Im going to go against al. Hes always wrong. Ill go with the underwear. The underwear is usual for her. Ill go with that as well. Shes done that before. Yep. Actually, al, im sorry. Youre wrong. Heres a picture of lady gaga in her underwear. Am i crazy . I think this is the best shes ever looked. She has a little bit of a baby rash. I think thats mesh. I can spot that from a mile away. If she put a little cream right there. Youre studying that a little too close. Thats the daddy in me. Since youre such a rash expert, would you take a look at something after the show. Oh. Again . Wasnt that fun . Yeah. Thank you for playing cuckoo for gaga. Next kardashians, we think theyre a little more like horses. 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What is kanye doing there with Kris Humphreys . He looks like hes doing kim. Kim was cheating on chris in the last supper with kanye . I think theyre just tagging up. You cant tag team at the last supper. Not at the table. Thats a dirty supper. It was dirty if ray jay was in the picture. Ray jay was under the table. He was under the table, i ate it first. The food, kelly it first. The food, kelly oh captions by vitac www. Vitac. Com its time for the Wendy Williams show. Today, an Oscarnominated Hollywood alister, salma hayek, plus, pop superstar Kylie Minogue and celebrity chef lorena garcia. Now, heres wendy [ cheers and applause ] wendy thank you, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Welcome to the show. v the studio audience, happy weekend. How you doin . We have a fantastic show for you. Can you believe that ben affleck and his ex, Jennifer Lopez are still in touch with one another . [ audience reacts ]. You know i have my opinion. Lets talk about it. Its time for hot topics. [ cheers and applause ] wendy thank you. All the guys here all my guys and girls working here at the show are all aflurry with salma hayek and Kylie Minogue in the building. Theres all kinds of hotness going on here. I know. I know. [ applause ] we told you aout beyonce starring in that Clint Eastwood remake of a star is born. Remember last spring we were talking about that on the show. This is the only place anybody was talking about that. I never heard that any place but here. But its true, nevertheless. Anyway, now shes quit the movie and everyones wondering why. [ audience reacts ] heres the thing. Do you remember the original a star is born with Barbra Streisand . This movie would have been a huge look in her career. Beyonce is blaming her schedule for the reason shes not doing the movie. She says shes working on new music and directing a documentary. Which makes sense. We havent had any new music in a while, a full beyonce album and documentary. Have we ever seen her direct . No. Thats good. Plus shes busy with this is a good dress, isnt it . [ applause ] i mean, i bet you thats one of the house of darion dresses. Some people dont like those dresses but this is a good dress. You look good, beyonce. Clint eastwood, its his remake and the movie, theyre saying its hard to fina male lead. Hard to find a male lad for int eastwood directed a star is born . They said they approached bradley cooper, tom cruise and Leonardo Dicaprio and they all said no. Well, why would you say no to a star is born and Clint Eastwood unless its that you dont feel that beyonce has risen to acting status for you to act oppite her . You knowsometimes theres some actresses and actors that are snobby. They dont want to act with talk show hosts or singers or