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So i went down there and they did. They gave me a really nice car for just 99 dollars down. I was able to drive it away that day. Thank you drive for 99 you really saved the day. With my bad credit i couldnt get a car anywhere. I went to 10 different dealerships, then i called during the drive for 99 event, they got me a great car, with a 99 dollar down payment. Thank you drive for 99. Now is the time to act there has never been a better opportunity for people with severely damaged credit to drive the car truck, van or suv they have always imagined themselves behind the wheel of get out of that high mileage vehicle youre paying way to much for and step up to a brand new car, truck, van or suv youve always wanted for just 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month. This may sound crazy but i can assure you these deals are real. We have been delivering for good people over the past 30 plus years and we plan on doing it for 30 more so call us today. You have nothing to fear. I know it can be intimidating getting up the nerve to apply for an auto loan yet again after being turned down multiple times. But for 30 years weve been saying yes when others say no. Call us now. Theres never been a better time to act. Take advantage of our exclusive instant loan approval process only available during our drive for 99 event. Call us now. Your credit. Other than a mortgage loan, there is nothing that is looked at more closely by lenders than an auto loan. So do yourself a favor if youre considering reestablishing your credit. Get yourself an auto loan; pay those payments on time, because every payment you make on time is an incredibly positive mark on your Credit Report. Even my fault, and with the mounting medical bills, i couldnt get financed for another truck. Then i called the drive for 99 event and wow they helped me out, get a new truck for just 99 dollars down. I love drive for 99. I maxed out all my credit cards and i couldnt make the payments on time. That made my credit score go down. I thought i would never get a new car but with drive for 99 i got myself a beautiful car for 99 dollars down. Thanks drive for 99. During the drive for 99 once in a lifetime sales event dont worry about your trade in push it in pull it in tow it in drag it in it doesnt matter just get it in upside down credit . Who cares, we dont. Well give you top dollar for that trade and pay it off no matter what you owe. How can you lose during drive for 99 . You cant. We must be insane making this unimaginable offer to you for 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month. But its real. And, heres the best part. Everyone qualifies, regardless of past Credit History. Bankruptcy, divorce, medical bills, multiple repossessions, no credit immigrants, bad credit, slow credit, no credit. Weve seen them all walk in our front door and, then weve seen them a short time later drive off our lot in a brand new vehicle. But it all starts with one simple phone call. We urge you to pick up the phone and call us now we can help and, drive for 99 is the most unique and opportune time for us to help you with our instant loan approval process call us now you have nothing to lose, so act now im dr just 99 dollars down. 99 dollars a month. Even with a repossession i was able to get a brand new car for just 99 dollars down. I got a new truck for just 99 dollars down. And im driving for 99 dollars a month. Thank you drive for 99 drive for 99 thats right every car and truck on our lot 99 down or 99 a month. Every van and suv 99 down or 99 a month 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month is all you pay, regardless of your past Credit History. The auto finance network proudly presents this unprecedented offer where for 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month everybody rides. This is a one of a kind event the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again the auto finance network guarantees you three things 99 dollar down payments or 99 dollar Monthly Payments and guaranteed credit. Thats right because during drive for 99 everybody rides regardless of how severe your past credit circumstances may have been. Everyone qualifies, regardless of past Credit History. Bankruptcy, divorce, medical bills, multiple repossessions, no credit immigrants, bad credit, slow credit, no credit. Even if youve got upside down credit, who cares, we dont. Well give you top dollar for that trade and pay it off no matter what you owe. Because if youve got upside down credit. Heres our promise to you during drive for 99 if you owe more than youre current vehicle is worth even if you owe 5,000, 10,000, even 15,000 more than your current vehicle is worth and want to drive the brand new car of your dreams for 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month we will make it happen. Guaranteed. But it all starts with one thing a phone call to us by you. Call now every credit application will be approved guaranteed. People who thought they would never get auto financing in the past have gotten approved on the spot during the unprecedented drive for 99. There has never been a sales event like this one before and there may never be one like it again only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month. Thats right if youve got 99 dollars you drive. This is an almost unimaginable offer to you for only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month. Now is the time for you to drive the car, truck, van or suv of your dreams for only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month and everybody drives, regardless of past Credit History. This is a sales event the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again. So you must act now this is an extremely limited time offer. Call now there has never been a better time than now for people with severely damaged credit to drive the car they really want to drive. The car they have always imagined themselves behind the wheel of. But you must act now call the number on your screen now and drive the car, truck, van or suv of your dreams tomorrow. Take the first step, pick up the phone and talk to one of our friendly loan consultants. Drive for 99 extends to every make, every model and ery style vehicle imaginable. Dont let past credit problems stop you any longer drive for 99 is any extremely limited offer so you must act now. Drive for 99 is a promotion the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again. During this unprecedented promotion weve made new vehicle ownership obtainable for everyone and we mean everyone. Because during drive for 99or 99 the auto finance network promises you three things 99 dollar down payments or 99 dollar Monthly Payments and guaranteed credit. Stop settling. Call now and drive the new car, truck, van or suv of your dreams before you know it. Weve removed all of the obstacles so what are you waiting for . Call us now call now. When you call and talk to us there are no High Pressure sales tactics or any other unpleasantries that come along with buying a car from most dealerships. Weve been serving this area for 30 years plus and we plan on doing it for at least 30 more. Credit is our specialty but people are our business. Maybe youre still sitting there thinking we are out of our minds. You might be saying to yourself ive never been able to qualify for any of these great sounding car promotions before or you think those great deals are only for the few and the chosen. The people with good credit. Well youre not crazy. And to tell you the truth neither are we. We just know how to get the deals done thats why were the largest volume special credit dealer in the nation. People drive for hours and hundred of miles to shop with us. Call us and give a chance. Wouldnt a brand new car, truck or suv fit very nicely into your future budget at only 99 dollars per month. What are you waiting for . Call us now. Never an obligation, and never a charge. The call is completely free find out more about this offer i assure you its right for you, call now and get your instant loan approval over the phone and youll be shopping before you know it. Call now at my age i havent had enough time to build up good credit. Everybody turned me down. And i couldnt get financing anywhere. I was beginning to feel like that all my hopes of getting my very first brand new car were going right out the window and there was nothing i could do about it. Well finally my older brother came to me with some advice and he recommended i try contacting drive for 99. So without any other real options, thats what i did. And i kid you not, for just 99 dollars, drive for 99 had me driving off that lot with the car of my dreams and it was my very first brand new car. Drive for 99 really changed my life. I knew that getting sick was going to do a number on my bank account, but i had no idea what the medical bills were going to do to my credit. I still needed a car. I called during the drive for 99 event and now i get a brand new car for 99 dollars a month. Thanks for getting me back on the road. You wont have to settle the car other dealers say you have to drive or is all that you can afford or qualify for. During drive for 99 youll drive your dream car, truck or suv for just 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month. And with prices like these youll think its 1999 during the one and only drive for 99 event. But it wont last long. So you must act now. Dont forget folks all vehicles qualify for this unprecedented 99 dollar event 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month even extends to our unequaled preowned inventory. Weve got 100s and 100s of low mile, high quality, e owner cars, trucks, vans and suvs for you to choose from. And dont forget, everybody rides during the drive for 99 event, regardless of past Credit History. We dont concern ourselves with your Credit History we concern ourselves with your credit future driving the car of your dreams. Preowned vehicles and the our line of brand new vehicles make this an event the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again. Call us now and, remember instant loan approval wont last long and it is only good for this once in a lifetime drive for 99 event. After my divorce my credit card bills kept getting higher and higher and i got late on the payments, but i needed a new car with really good gas mileage to get to my new job. I called the drive for 99 event and i found out i could get a car for 99 dollars and i am so thrilled. Now, i not only can i drive for 99, but i can put money in the bank as well, thanks drive for 99. I got into a car accident, i had all these medical bills that i couldnt pay, it totally ruined my credit. Then i heard about drive for 99 and i called them and they said my past credit problems were no problem what so ever. So i came down to the lot and drove off for 99 dollars. Thank you so much drive for 99. You totally saved my life. Time is running out on this once in a lifetime drive for 99 event. Remember youre under no obligation. There is no harsh sales techniques or High Pressure sales tactics. So pick up the phone and make that tollfree call to us right now. Were standing by 24 7 to help you and help shape your credit future. Its instant loan approval. Take a just couple of minutes and talk with one of our loan approval experts. They are standing by to serve you. They have more experience and talent than any other Loan Approval Department in the entire country. Thats why we are the only ones to offer the exclusive instant loan approval process. Why settle when you dont have to. You deserve better and we understand this. Youve already heard from countless people during this program why you should join them and the countless others weve helped during the past 30 plus years. What are you waiting for . Call us now know their credit score add this to the fact that 3 out of every 4 car dealers are not properly equipped to deal with people with bad credit and you have a situation where you might feel that your credit score is worse than it actually is. Using the system like the one described in the show puts you in a position of power and gives you the confidence you need to get the car you want, not the one the dealer wants you to take. So the two keys to credit success are number one education, and we give you this for free at living with bad credit. Com and number two applying for credit in the right places. Thats right every car and truck on our lot. 99 down or 99 a month. Every van and suv. 99 down or 99 a month. 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month is all you pay, regardless of your past Credit History. The auto finance network proudly presents this unprecedented offer where for 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month everybody rides. This is a one of a kind event the likes of which this area has ver seen before and may never see again the auto finance network guarantees you three things 99 dollar down payments or 99 dollar Monthly Payments and guaranteed credit. Thats right because during drive for 99 everybody rides regardless of how severe your past credit circumstances may have been. Everyone qualifies, regardless of past Credit History. Bankruptcy, divorce, medical bills, multiple repossessions, no credit immigrants, bad credit, slow credit, no credit. Even if youve got upside down credit, who cares, we dont. Well give you the top dollar for that trade and pay it off no matter what you owe. Because if youve got upside down credit. Heres our promise to you during drive for 99 if you owe more than youre current vehicle is worth even if you owe 5,000, 10,000, even 15,000 more than your current vehicle is worth and want to drive the brand new car of your dreams for 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month we will make it happen. Guaranteed. But it all starts with one thing a phone call to us by you. Call now every credit application will be approved guaranteed. People who thought they would never get auto financing in the past have gotten approved on the spot during the unprecedented drive for 99. There has never been a sales event like this one before and there may never be one like it again only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month. Thats right if youve got 99 dollars you drive. This is an almost unimaginable offer to you for only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month. Now is the time for you to drive the car, truck, van or suv of your dreams for only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month and everybody drives, regardless of past Credit History. This is a sales event the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again. So you must act now this is an extremely limited time offer. Call now there has never been a better time than now for people with severely damaged credit to drive the car they really want to drive. The car they have always imagined themselves behind the wheel of. But you must act now call the number on your screen now and drive the car, truck, van or suv of your dreams tomorrow. Take the first step, pick up the phone and talk to one of our friendly loan consultants. Drive for 99 extends to every make, every model and every style vehicle imaginable. Dont let past credit problems stop you any longer drive for 99 is an extremely limited offer so you must act now. Drive for 99 is a promotion the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again. During this unprecedented promotion we made new vehicle ownership obtainable for everyone. And we mean everyone. Because during dve for 99. The auto finance network promises you three things 99 dollar down payments or 99 dollar Monthly Payments and guaranteed credit. Stop settling. Call now and drive the new car, truck, van or suv of your dreams before you know it. Weve removed all of the obstacles so what are you waiting for . Call us now call now. We know how to help the credit challenged customer better than anyone in the country. Here are some facts about credit you might not know. 1 in 4 Credit Reports contain errors. These errors are serious enough that you will be denied credit. None of this is your fault errors are not your fault, falling on hard times are not your fault, and especially, being turned down for an auto loan is not your fault. 90 of customers with bad credit are turned down at traditional car dealerships. Not with us. We approve 100 of people, 100 of the time. Have you ever seen your Credit Report . Do you know what your credit score is . 75 of our customers didnt know what their credit score was we know that managing your credit is difficult and we understand. We will not take advantage of you because you havent been given information. Let us handle the hard part; all you have to do is make one phone call. What information does a lender see when they pull your credit . Three Credit Bureaus have different information on you depending on your Credit History. Once a lender has a Credit Report from one of the bureaus, there are many different scores that a lender uses depending on what you are purchasing. There are auto Credit Scores for people getting an auto loan, mortgage Credit Scores for people getting a mortgage and a different credit score if you are getting a credit card. All of this is very confusing, but we know how to sort through it and get you into a car on your terms, not theirs last year was a Record Number of repossessions, if you have had a repossession, we will help get out of that rut. So if youve got bad credit dont sweat it during the once in a lifetime drive for 99 event. Because during this event. Everybody rides im a first time buyer, and i work at a supermarket which means i barely make anything. Everybody turned me down for a loan, i didnt know what to do. I needed a car. So then, i heard about the drive for 99 event and i couldnt believe it. I drove a way in the car of my dreams for just 99 dollars a month. Thank you so much drive for 99, you really helped me out. Im divorced, and my wife took everything including my car and my credit is ruined. So what i did is i called during the drive for 99 event and i was able to get the car i wanted and put 99 dollars down. Thank you, drive for 99. Well this it, our time here is up. But yours is just beginning. I hope you realize by now youre just one short phone call away driving a car, truck, van or suv of your dreams. We urge you to pick up the phone now with no obligation to buy and talk to one of our friendly loan approval experts and have your instant loan approval within minutes. Remember this is the one and only time we are offering our instant loan approval in conjunction with the once in a lifetime drive for 99 event. You only live once. Call now you never know what you might qualify for call now thats right every car and truck on our lot. 99 down or 99 a month. Every van and suv. 99 down or 99 a month. 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month is all you pay, regardless of your past Credit History. The auto finance network proudly presents this unprecedented offer where for 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month everybody rides. This is a one of a kind event the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again the auto finance network guarantees you three things 99 dollar down payments or 99 dollar Monthly Payments and guaranteed credit. Thats right because during drive for 99 everybody rides regardless of how severe your past credit circumstances may have been. Everyone qualifies, regardless of past Credit History. Bankruptcy, divorce, medical bills, multiple repossessions, no credit immigrants, bad credit, slow credit, no credit. Even if youve got upside down credit, who cares, we dont. Well give you top dollar for that trade and pay it off no matter what you owe. Because if youve got upside down credit. Heres our promise to you during drive for 99 if you owe more than youre current vehicle is worth even if you owe 5,000, 10,000, even 15,000 more than your current vehicle is worth and want to drive the brand new car of your dreams for 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month we will make it happen. Guaranteed. But it all starts with one thing a phone call to us by you. Call now every credit application will be approved guaranteed. People who thought they would never get auto financing in the past have gotten approved on the spot during the unprecedented drive for 99. There has never been a sales event like this one before and there may never be one like it again only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month. Thats right if youve got 99 dollars you drive. This is an almost unimaginable offer to you for only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month. Now is the time for you to drive the car, truck, van or suv of your dreams for only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month and everybody drives, regardless of past Credit History. This is a sales event the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again. So you must act now this is an extremely limited time offer. Call now there has never been a better time than now for people with severely damaged credit to drive the car they really want to drive. The car they have always imagined themselves behind the wheel of. But you must act now call the number on your screen now and drive the car, truck, van or suv of your dreams tomorrow. Take the first step, pick up the phone and talk to one of our friendly loan consultants. Drive for 99 extends to every make, every model and every style vehicle imaginable. Dont let past credit problems stop you any longer drive for 99 is any extremely limited offer so you must act now. Drive for 99 is a promotion the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again. During this unprecedented promotion weve made new vehicle ownership obtainable for everyone and we mean everyone. Because during drive for 99. The auto finance network promises you three things 99 dollar down payments or 99 dollar Monthly Payments and guaranteed credit. Stop settling. Call now and drive the new car, truck, van or suv of your dreams before you know it. Weve removed all of the obstacles so what are you waiting for . Call us now call now. Announcer the following is a paid presentation for rockin body, brought to you by beachbody. Pay close attention. This is your last chance to save 75 off rockin body. If you want to shed the fat. I went from a size 16 down to a size 6. Announcer . And sculpt your body. The fat melted off over my whole body, literally. Announcer . To get that slim, sexy look of your dreams, then you need to stop working out. Say what . announcer . 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Well, your luck is about to change, because with rockin body, you will lose the weight, and you will see results. But this special offer is only available for a limited time, so you must call now. My entire life,eriously, has been an upanddown battle with weight. With rockin body, ive had amazing results. Ive lost 33 pounds. Ive lost 36 inches, 7 inches off my waist. I am ecstatic. [ chuckles ] its no gimmick. Its just fun lose weight and feel great. I never thought i could lose so much weight and have so much fun. Youre dancing. I feel like im in great shape. Yesterday, this womans like, you have nice arms. Im like, really . [ chuckles ] thank you. I now have a rocking body. I have been trying to lose weight for nine years. Ive used, i think, every possible workout video on the market, and i just got no results. I was miserable because id walk into a room, and i would feel like i knew i was the fattest girl there, and i hated being the big girl. With rockin body, ive lost 41 pounds and 42 inches. I went from a 14 to a 6, and i havent been a 6 in 10 years. I lost 41 pounds dancing the fat melted off over my whole body, literally. And this is the happiest i have been as far back as i can remember in my life. This has been a lifechanging experience, all thanks to rockin body. Announcer with rockin body, youre not just having fun dancing, youre getting a fullbody workout at the same time. The secret is shauns easytofollow dance progressions. Every move is designed to tone and tighten your abs, shrink and shape your hips and thighs, and lift and firm your booty all while youre just dancing. And nothing makes you want to get up and dance more than great music, and thats what rockin body is all about. For my rockin body workouts, i picked the best music, and thats what makes it fun, and thats whats gonna keep you motivated through the entire workout. When you have great music, you work harder. The harder you work, the more calories you burn. The more calories you burn, the more weight youre gonna lose. Once you start it, you wont be able to stop. Its like youre out at a dance party. Right when you think youre starting to get tired, another great song comes on, you get amped, you push a little harder, and it gets you through your workout. Its so much fun, where i dont even think its like exercising. With rockin body, i lost 55 pounds, 10 inches off my waist, and i feel great. Wife winks at me more. [ laughs ] so far, ive lost 27 pounds, 10 inches off my waist. He doesnt like to dance, so anything dancing, he was a little bit like, what . You know, thats something that, you know, girls should do. If we didnt do this together, i mean id probably be 330 right now 330 pounds. Yeah. I was like this before, you know, and now i can be really close up to him. [ laughs ] its always good. Announcer you know what else is good . Saving 75 off rockin body when you call and order in the next 15 minutes. Thats right. You can get the complete 80 rockin body system for only 19. 95. Shaun t is also including his amazing 3 day slimdown that will help you lose up to five pounds and five inches in only three days, guaranteed, or your money back. I lost 7 1 4 pounds in three days. In the first three days, i lost eight pounds and three inches off my waist. In three days with rockin body, i lost 5 1 2 pounds, and im so excited. Announcer and were still not done. Youll also get these two free bonus workouts. Bonus number one is shauns 10 minutes to hard core abs. Youll never have to get on the floor no situps, no crunches, just flat, gorgeous abs. Bonus number two is shauns booty time workout. Hell show you how to dance your way to slimmer hips and thighs and get the firm, lifted butt you always wanted. And these free gifts, a 60 value, are yours absolutely free. And so youre never alone, were gonna give you 24 7 v. I. P. 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This is an exclusive tv offer that wont last, so have your credit card ready and call now to get the complete rockin body system, plus 60 in free bonuses, a free upgrade to express delivery, and a full 60day, moneyback guarantee for only 19. 95. Thats 75 off. But theres only 12 minutes left, so dont wait another minute, because this special offer wont last. So call the number on your screen or go online right now. Its time to say goodbye to boring treadmills. Stop wasting time with yoyo diets that dont work. Its time to start having fun while you burn off the fat and sculpt your body, all while youre just dancing. But this special offer is only available for a limited time, so you must call now. I lost 20 pounds dancing. Let me tell you something. I rocked those pounds off my body. The fat melted off over my whole body, literally. With rockin body, i lost 21 pounds and 27 inches. [ laughs ] its fun to say. Announcer with rockin body, youre not just having fun dancing to great music. Youre getting a fullbody workout at the same time. The secret is shauns easytofollow dance progressions. Every move is designed to tone and tighten your abs, shrink and shape your hips and thighs, and lift and firm your booty all while youre just dancing, and the moves are so fun and easy to learn. Lets go backstage with shaun and check it out. Anyone can do my workouts. Ill have you dancing in minutes. Everything starts with a march. Rockin bodys about fun, and i tell you what to do before you do it so you can burn calories. And its easy. Step side to side right here. Now were going into a move called the dip because you know what . I want to work my legs right here. Are you ready . Two more, and one. Lets dip it out. Dip down and up. Im working my legs. Im working my glutes. Let me pull in my arms right here. Look, pulling my arms in, working my arms, working my abs, working my biceps, working my triceps. Four and three. Im going to a new move. Its called the snake. Snake it out here. Now, im gonna break this down for you step by step in the workout dvds. But so you can just snake it up, youre working your legs and abs. Lets do it all together. In three. Ready . Step side to side. Youre dancing. Dance it out. Have fun. Ready . Lets dip it out. Use your arms. Dip, pull. Use your abs right here. Use your arms. Snake it out. Remember the snake . Snake it. Arms out right here. Abs. And again. Lets go. Push. Im dancing, im having a good time, and im getting great results. Keep snaking it out. So, once you learn these routines, you can put them all together. Your heart rate will be higher. The musics great. Youre gonna have fun. Youre gonna know the calories. Youre gonna lose weight. Ive tried a lot of things in the past to try to lose weight. I would just look at myself, and i would just be like, can i just change everything . With rockin body, i danced my head off, and i had a great time. And now 24 pounds later, 30 inches overall, im a new person. I have the results of my dreams. You see all those other infomercials out there, and theyre like, hey, ive lost 20 pounds. And youre like, what a crock. But when those are your pants [laughs] its amazing. The results that i have had with rockin body have been phenomenal. 43 pounds from my body gone. This is the beginning of my new life. I am right now 155 pounds and still losing, and i went from a size16 dress to a size 8. Beaming with my results from rockin body. My biggest problem areas are my stomach and my hips. Being overweight has been a pain. [ laughs ] its just no fun. You dont want to go shopping. You dont want to go out, so you just stay home and eat. [ laughs ] its shocking, and sometimes you just all of a sudden go, how did i let this happen . I rocked my body down 4 sizes and dropped 27 pounds dancing. I have no dance background at all whatsoever. Apparently, im a closet dancer and didnt know it. The best thing about it is that its completely fun. With rockin body, im me again. You can have fun losing weight, and i promise its easy, so lets burn some calories together. Announcer if you want to shed the fat and sculpt your body to get that slim, sexy look of your dreams, then you need to stop working out. [ record scratches ] say what . announcer . And start rocking out with rockin body, the fun, new bodymakeover system that takes the worlds hottest dance moves and turns them into fast, fun, fatburning routines so you dont even feel like youre working out. Its designed to give you a fullbody workout. Youll be having fun while you tone and tighten your abs, shrink and shape your hips and thighs, and lift and firm your booty all while youre just dancing. And nothing makes you want to get up andance more than great music, and thats what shauns complete bodysculpting rockin body system is all about. First, shaun teaches you his secret to dancing off the pounds with mark, move groove, where youll learn all his dance moves step by step so you can be up and dancing in no time. Next, turn up the music and dance with party express. This quick 20minute workout is filled with hot moves set to hot music, designed to burn fat and calories fast and easy. Now get ready for disco groove. In this 30minute jam, shaun turns it up a notch so you can keep dancing and losing, all while youre having fun. Then comes shaun ts dance party. Its his ultimate calorie blaster, filled with more great music, more fun moves thatll keep you motivated. This Program Burns so many calories, youll start calling it the droppingpounds party. Then, just when you thought it couldnt get any better, shaunll step it up with rock it out, a fun strengthtraining workout to firm, sculpt, and tighten your entire body, all while youre getting your freak on. Dont you worry every workout has a modifier doing the moves, so its easy to follow along no matter what kind of rhythm you got. All you do is follow shauns rockin body workout calendar. It shows you which workout to do each day. No guesswork just have fun dancing for maximum results. And to aelerate your results, shaun personally created the healthyeating guide. Its filled with healthy, yummy snacks and recipes youll love, all designed to help you lose weight and burn inches off your body. It gets even better. Youll also get these three bonus gifts. Bonus number one is shauns hard core abs. Youll never have to get on the floor no situps, no crunches, and its only 10 minutes to flat, gorgeous abs. Bonus number two is shauns booty time workout. Hell show you how to dance your way to slimmer hips and thighs and get the firm, lifted butt you always wanted. Holla and bonus number three shaun t is also including his amazing 3 day slimdown so you can lose up to five pounds and five inches in only three days, guaranteed, or your money back. In the first three days, i lost eight pounds and three inches off my waist. In three days with rockin body, i lost 5 1 2 pounds, and im so excited. Announcer youll get all three bonuses, a 60 value, yours free. Thats the complete rockin body system, 60 in free bonuses for only four sy payments of 19. 95. Thats less than the price of one personaltraining session with shaun. And were still not done. And so youre never alone, were gonna give you 24 7 v. I. P. Access to shaun t live on the internet live chats with shaun, customized meal plans, and access to a free coach and support all free, at no extra charge. Thats the complete rockin body system, including all seven bodysculpting workouts, shauns stepbystep nutrition guide, his rockin body workout calendar, plus 60 in free bonuses and free 24 7 Online Support for only four easy payments of 19. 95. But wait. Order now and rockin body is 75 off. Say what . announcer thats right. The complete 80 rockin body system is only 19. 95. Well even let you try it riskfree for a full 60 days. Thats right. You get two full months to try rockin body, and if you dont see results like the people in this show or if youre not 100 satisfied for any reason, return it and get your money back. But check this out. You get to keep hard core abs, booty time, and shauns 3 day slimdown just for trying rockin body. If that wasnt enough, youre not gonna wait three weeks for regular delivery. Oh, no. Were even gonna upgrade your order to express delivery so you can start your transformation in just 2 to 5 Business Days guaranteed another 15 value free. So, call now for the entire rockin body system, 60 in free bonuses, plus 24 7 Online Support, and a free upgrade to express delivery. Thats a 400 value for the insane price of only 19. 95. Thats 75 off. I know what youre thinking whats the catch . But theres no catch. You really save 75 when you call or order online right now. But theres only five minutes left, so dont wait another minute, because this special offer wont last. So call the number on your screen or go online right now. Lets dance, lose weight, feel great, look great. I did it. This could possibly be the worlds easiest weightloss program. At 48, its like, how is it possible to change your body . And it happened with rockin body. Its not a workout, and yet you get a workout. Its having a party. Working out is no longer a chore. I know that for the rest of my life, i can do rockin body and stay with it. You just really have to give it a shot, because itll change your life. You can sit there and watch this and think, whatever, but it is the truth. Its no phony gimmick. Its about really changing your life. And this has changed my life. It has changed my life, and i want to scream it out loud. Announcer the preceding was a paid presentation for rockin body, brought to you by beachbody. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Ahhh, isnt this great . Look at us. An earth family sitting around together on a beautiful autumn evening, playing a nice, friendly game. Yeah, a game called sex or consequences. The naughty, bawdy Adult Party Game where everybody wants to be on top whoopee. Oh, come on, sally. Youre not even trying. Look how far you are from the erogenous zone. Fine. Ok, lover or loser. That should be fun. With what celebrity would you be tempted to cheat on your mate . Jon voight man, let her answer. Say jon voight. I dont have a mate to cheat on, ok . Uhuh. That sends you right back to chastity corner. Im done. Tommy, will you please move her little metal buttocks back 5 spaces . Uh, excuse me. Sally is the tongue. I am the buttocks. You think shes ok . Sally . Sure. She just gets this way sometimes since her painful breakup with don. Huh. Which one . Well, i hear that. Tommy, your spin. 1, 2, 3. Swap partners and smooch . Ooh. Sexy hey no, no, no dick, why dont you go play this with dr. Albright . Ok . Oh, fine. But thats the last time i bring home a sexually explicit board game for this family i hate that game. You wanna play strip parcheesi . Youre on captioning made possible by Carseywerner Company l. L. C. And the u. S. Department of education with high def screen, ultrafast wifi and access to 23 million movies, tv shows, music, and apps all for much less than an ipad mini. I couldnt believe how good the value was for the money i paid. It gives you all the options with the apps as far as netflix, hulu, great internet browser. 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Oh, well, i prefer to froth manually. Would you like me to make you a little cappy, dick . Oh, no, thank you, strudwick. I find that excessive caffeine tends to make one look puffy. Like a jerk. Ok. We got one pastrami lasorda, mmmmm. And one mozzarella fitzgerald. I dont get the names of these sandwiches. Tommy, heres your hammy connick jr. Well, that ones obvious. Look, its piled high with ham and connick. Yeah. [motorcycle engine shuts off] don nice motorcycle, man shiny sally. Been a while. That is the most incredible machine ive ever seen. Youre looking at rutherford p. D. s one and only hog. Ive been waiting 5 years to get my get back on it. Excuse me . Get back on it. Oh, yeah. Can i buy you a wrap . Ok. Uhh. Uhh. Unbelievable. Every hot mama in this place was checking him out. Whats the deal . Must be the machine. Hot mamas love the machine. Why . Why do the hot mamas care . I dont know. But ill tell you something, me little buddy, im gonna find out. Hey [slurring] 4, 5, 6. Straight to martini island all right would you like me to shake it . Oh, please. Mmmmm. Mmm ha ha. This beats the scrap out of crabble. Ahh, naughty or nice. Whats the craziest thing youve ever done in bed . Well. There was the time i staged a reading of othello, and the role of desdemona was played by a down comforter. Im not going to give you any spaces for that. Truth or dare. Who was your last fling . Oh. That would have to be. [both laugh] vincent strudwick. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Strudwick no yes im back on martini island you can set me up. You can kiss my tiny pewter ass oh, i cant get his face out of my mind strudwicks . No, nina. Little davey tennant, the boy down the block. You see, ever since he was 3 years old, daveys wanted more than anything to see a real professional baseball game. He wished the biggest wish his little heart could muster. But his dad was laid off and couldnt afford the tickets. Well. One day last week, little davey was outside playing ball like he always does, and who should walk up the block, tall as a building, but homerun king mark mcgwire. To see little daveys eyes light up as mcgwire handed him 4 seats on the first base line, well, its something that i will never forget. Yes, strudwicks face stop asking such stupid questions look, you knew about her past. Yeah, but until last night, her past waswas faceless now its got a face. The fuzzy, smirking face of vincent w. Strudwick. I am hung over. Ohh. Well, mary, thats just natures way of telling you what a tramp you are. What . Mary, did you fill out your form 8as for your graduatelevel courses . I didnt think we needed those until next semester. Strudwick the Bursars Office says we need them before midterms. Id better get on that. Do you have any blank ones . Fresh out. But theyve got them at the administration building. Oh, ill call helen. Oh, why dont you two just get a room . ill bring some by later. What is your problem . Oh, my problem . So its my problem that you had an affair with strudwick. Nina, how could you tell him . You told him. Oh, i told hi oh, i told him. Oh, dick, youve got to understand. Vincent and dottie were separated. It was 7 years ago. I didnt even know you then. Its ancient history oh, ancient history . Ancient history is dead people pyramids, gladtors smiting lions, a bottle of milk for a nickel. This is not ancient history oh, my god, i can still smell him on you are the any professors you havent slept with . Theres a guy in the psych department, but i think hes gay. Dr. Watkins . No, no, i slept with him. Hey, i read this crazy statistic in the paper this morning. Did you know that 70 of people our age are sexually active . And 40 have inhaled solvents. Really. So, uh. Which crowd you want to hang with . Are you suggesting that we have sex . Well, you or inhale solvents. You know, its really up to you. Im just trying to be a gentleman here. Well, the guys at the dealership wouldnt sell me a harley. They said i didnt have enough money. Bummer. Did they have something cheaper . Well, they had a yamaha, but i didnt have enough money for that either. How much money do you have . I have no money. You didnt plan this out very well, did you . No, sir, i did not. Hello. Something wrong . Yes, somethings wrong, thanks to that mincing cretin vincent strudwick hey, thats my dad youre talking about. Oh, i am so sorry, honey. What was i thinking . Would you please leave so i can trash your father . But we get out dick tommy. I dont know how to break this to you. Oh, my god, what is it . Now try to stay calm. Here it comes. 7 years ago, my beloved mary had a torrid affair with vincent strudwick. Oh, god. I thought it was going to be something i cared about. Hey, dick. Harry . Theres no good way to hear Something Like this. You might want to sit down. Albright dorked strudwick. I almost sat down for that . The universe is out of balance. Nothing makes sense anymore. Strudwick gets everything i deserve. If its not a cappuccino machine, its a book deal. If its not a book deal, its mary. If its not mary, its. A cappuccino machine. Well, maybe you should even the score. Yes. Yes i could sleep with strudwicks wife well, i was thinking you could get a cappuccino machine. Wait. Dick, youre talking about sleeping with my girlfriends mother . Uhhuh. Dont you see . Alissa looks up to her mom. If you do that, itll undermine all of her morality, all of the values that she spent years trying to instill in alissa. That is so perfect pave the way for the little guy, caligula hey, hey what . We could take them out together what could be cooler than doubledating with your dad . hey, yes yeah how fast will this baby go . You want to go faster, baby . Oh, yeah, lets go faster, baby you got it, baby aaah redline it, baby redline this hog this is a hospital zone, baby. Do it, baby do it pop a wheelie yeah aaaah sally thats it, baby. Taste the asphalt [doorbell rings] hello, alissa. Tommy forgot his air freshener. His what . He was supposed to forget his bookbag, but he forgot to forget it. Oh, thank you, dick. Mmhmm. Well, ok. Bye. Oh, uh. As long as im here, isis your father at home . No. Uh. Isis your mother at home . Yeah, but shes in the shower. Oh. In the shower. Then my work is half done. But then why is he the one in the doghouse . Dont blame him. Instead, rely on the number one choice of vets for their pets, frontline plus. The killing force of frontline plus uses two ingredients. One to kill adult fleas and ticks, plus another to kill flea eggs and larvae, destroying the future generations of fleas. And it keeps fighting for a full 30 days. Ask your vet about frontline plus. Accept nothing less. [sighing] aah ohhh hi, dottie. Ddr. Solomon . Oh, call me dick. Please, sit down. What are you doing here . Let me explain. You see, 7 years ago, your husband slept with my girlfriend Mary Albright . Vincent . Slept with mary . Yeah, i know. Its an outrage. But lets address the situation like rational adults. For the sake of both our relationships, you and i need to sleep together. Agreed . I dont believe this. Well, i know, but its the only way. Uh, fortunately, were both very attractive, so it neednt be an unpleasant experience. Oh, i am going to get him now youre talking. What say we climb back into that shower and get it on, huh . Mom . Oh, my god uh, alissa, please. Your mother and i need to make love. So, uh. Shall we leave these adults alone and adjourn to the jacuzzi . Ohhh ohhhh ohh. What just went wrong here . I honestly dont know. Doing ok in there, donny . Mmmm. Boy, he dont look so good, do he . Down at the precinct, theyre calling him the human scab. Ok, hows my patient doing . What . You mean the skinless wonder . Im referring to don. Or as were calling him here. Don tartare. Ol gravelback how about the amazing colossal scab i already had the human scab. Yeah, that was good, too. Mines just a bit more. Clever. Sally oh, don don look at you [groans] that is don, right . Yeah. Oh, don. How is it he looks like that, and you look like that . Well, you see, we were going into the skid, and. I. I just used donnys body as a sled. [groans] oh, god. He was so heroic. Now look at you. Oh. Prone, helpless. Tied up. See, it never fails. Babes love guys on machines. Well, thats good for don, cause hes gonna be hooked up to that mechanical bladder for quite a while. I think its sexy. Have you gotten dottie strudwick on the phone . She keeps hanging up. Ohhh. Please clean up your phone manners, nina. Im trying to sleep with this woman. Youre having me call so you can sleep with her . Oh, nina. Youre right, that is so impersonal. Ill bring her flowers and candy. No, no just flowers. I dont want her fat. Whats the rush . Oh, im off to the florist, then sex with dottie strudwick, then, hey, what say i swing by and pick you up for a celebratory dinner at marios, huh . Lovely. I dont know how the hell he thinks hes gonna get a reservation at marios nina, what did he just say . Hes going to the florist. No, no, no, no. After that, but before marios . Strudwicks. Oh, my god Dottie Dottie . are you home . The door was open dick dottie . Are you home . The door was open mary, what are you doing here . I came here to stop you from doing something completely irrational. Mary, please. Its perfectly rational. Im evening the score with strudwick. It doesnt even involve you. What . oh, god. Now ive got to explain things to dottie. Oh, no, dont. I want to keep her mad. Anger breeds revenge. Strudwick dottie . Dottie . honey, the front door was wide open dick. Mary. What the hell is going on . What are you doing here, strudwick . This is my master suite. Why the hell are you here . Im trying to stop mary from talking to your wife. About what . Oh, like you dont know. Oh, my god. No, no. Shes got to understand that what happened between us was a mistake. I didnt know it was a trial separation. Mary, what are you thinking . What is going on out here . Hi, pumpkin. Pumpkin . who are you calling pumpkin . Should i turn off the jets, dottie . Dottie, what is our pool guy doing here . Oh, my god you have a pool . god. Its all out in the open, vincent. You and your dirty little secret. We were separated. It was a trial separation. I did not know that at the time. Ohhhhh. Oh, for gods sake, dottie. Ill get dressed. What a ripoff. Look what youve done. Oh, me . Youre the one who had the fling with a married strudwick and then got drunk and blabbed all about it. Ok. But, dick, youve got to understand. I had a life before i met you. But i didnt. I feel like my life on earth started when i met you. Youre the only thing thats been mine and mine alone. In the mary column, its always been dick, one, strudwick, zero. And now its a tie. Well, if it would make you feel any better, youve been to the plate a hell of a lot more times than he has. Oh, mary. Oh, dick. Now lets go to marios. Dick . Ill meet you there. Im gonna go pee in his pool. Dick right. Don. Ohhh sally. What are you doing here . I had to come. Weve been apart too long. I must be with you. I dont have any skin. Ow i cant resist you any longer ohhh shh ill be gentle. Aaaah oooh ohhh oh. Ah. So, tommy, how did alissa take all this . Well, she kicked me very hard. In the, uh, swimsuit area. Oooh. Oooh. But that counts as second base action, right . Well, in my book it does. You know, these terrygorounds are really comfortable. Yeah, they really are. Its the towel that wears like a pants. Hmmm. Hmmm. Hey, dick, you feeling any better . Ohh, a little. But, you know, theres still an empty space on my scorecard. Everyone else in the game. Everyone but me. Has gotten some forbidden nookie. Whats up with that . Hon, i think its time to let it go. Oh, youre right. The past is past. Time only moves in one direction on this planet. I just have to move on. Captioning made possible by Carseywerner Company l. L. C. And the u. S. Department of education oh, who am i kidding . I cant let it go [doorbell rings] uh, hello. You dont know me, but my girlfriends exlovers wife slept with your husband. Excuse me . Ok, thats not important. Whats important is that the universe is out of balance, and the only way for us to bring some measure of justice to the world is for you and me to make love. Man whats going on there, carmen . Hi, dick. Nooooooo captioned by National Captioning Institute www. Ncicap. Org this is a tablet that im going to have to learn how to use. Literally the flip of a switch i was logged onto our wifi network at home and i was off and running. 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Dr. Drew analyzes lohans mea culpa for extra. She understands this is a serious illness and she needs to do something about it. Plus, oprah reveals her own addiction. Lady gaga versus perez hilton. This is a crazy story. Gaga says hes stalking you. Now perez and his baby are getting desperate. True truecrime mysteries. A suicide at olivia newtonjohns, and why this Rizzoli Isles star took his own life. The new diana murder theory. Plus, Prince William breaks his silence today about baby george. Hes a little bit of a rascal, lets put it that way. New pics. Madonna dressed up as Marie Antoinette for her 55th birthday. Extras g. P. S. Tracking the stars around the globe. Plus truebloods full frontal shocker. Is one of the stars leaving the show . [captioning made possible by warner bros. Domestic television distribution] welcome to extra here at the grove, im mario lopez. Im maria menounos. Coming up, two shocking suicide headlines. One involving a 29yearold star of Rizzoli Isles, and the other involving olivia newtonjohn. We have all the details. Wow. But first, Lindsay Lohans oprah tellall. I saw it and i thought lindsay looked healthy, she was forthcoming. Oprah made a big confession too,. Heres jerry. Truthful. Are you an addict . Yeah. Hopeful. Do you think you can turn it around . Yeah. Remorseful. I have to regain the trust of people in my career. Will lindsays gutspilling postrehab interview rehab her image . Im my own worst enknee, and i know that. No topic offlimits. I dont think you held anything back. I dont hold anything back. What is your drug of choice . Alcohol. That in the past was a gateway to other things. I tried cocaine with alcohol. Lindsay also revealing she was hooked on the adhd drug adderall. What are you on now . Advice minutes. Youre vitamins. Youre not on any prescription drugs. No. No holds barred for oprah. Even shes making confessions. I have a food addiction. Lindsay on what it was like having millions as a teenager. Like a kid in a candy store. But no one to say when to stop smacking. I wasted so much money. If i, at 19 years old, had been given 7 million, i would have completely come unglued and destroyed myself. The perception in the public is that your parents have exploited you and taken advantage of you. Do you feel that at all . No. Nobodys perfect. After coming clean to oprah, lindsay vowing to stay clean. Im in a different head space. I feel whole again. I truly believe that she believes that she is now ready. Dr. Drew with his take. She understands its a serious illness. Shes starting to get the fact that something needs to change. Whats next . Shes settling down in new york, spied furniture shopping, spending some of her 2 million from her own docuseries. What is the trajectory of somebody trying to put their life back together . After six stints in rehab, the world asking the same question will she finally do it . I dont have control over tomorrow. You may not have control over tomorrow, but you definitely have control over yourself. I thought it was really interesting that the one thing she told oprah was nearly word for word what she told our jerry back in march of 2011. I have to regain the trust of people and my career. Theres going to be a lot of steps that i have to go through to get the trust from people i work with. Hopefully this time it sticks. Teaming up with oprah certainly doesnt hurt. Thats for sure. And speaking of oprah, she had a huge weekend. Her new movie,ly daniels the butler was number one at the box office, earning 25 million. Lets get to the other stories trending, starting with breaking news. Police on both coasts investigating two tragic deaths. A giant mystery at olivia newtonjohns florida home, now a crime scene. Did someone commit suicide . The investigation unfolding outside palm beach. Police called to the mansion owned by the pop star and her businessman husband john easter ling just after noon today. The report someone discovered a mans body outside by the pool. The word is Rosie Odonnell was planning to buy the mansion. Workers were making repairs at the hole. Police confirmed olivia and john were not there at the time. California Police Investigating the suicide of disney star Lee Thompson Young now seen on the Rizzoli Isles. He was discovered in his l. A. Apartment after panicked coworkers called to say he hadnt shown up to work today. Reports say he had shot himself. His rep is confirming he did take his own life. Lady gagas war with perez hilton goes nuclear. The pop star ang rilly attacking him on twitter stay away from me and my family. You are sick trying to rent an apartment in my building to stalk me. Gaga, are you worried about perez hilton . She refused to answer questions. Hilton fired back with his own statement any allegation im stalking her based on a day of hoe hunting with my baby boy and mother is utterly false. Overzealous fans, gaga says, threatened her familys life online. We also talked a little bit about his concerns for his sons future. Your son might be the kid at school thats being bullied. He probably will. People might say things to me in front of him when were in public. So it wont be easy for him. The frenemy fight unfolding, just as gaga celebrates the release of her new music video, applause. So a wild night in your hometown for controversial yankee alex rodriguez. I know. First he got hit by a pitch. Then he got his revenge by hitting a home run. Look at this. Arod just lawyered up in his fight with Major League Baseball over his drugs suspension, and his pit bull attorney, joe tacopina, was on the today show. I know the evidence against alex rodriguez. It will never stand up in a court of law. Like a soap opera happening in baseball right now. Well, theres a big story out of london today. A new theory about a secret Princess Diana murder plot. Weve all heard the conspiracy theories before. But Scotland Yard is actually taking this one seriously. Was diana murdered . Was her killer a British Special forces soldier . The stunning headlines, an s. A. S. Officer bragged his units was involved in arranging and covering up the crash that killed diana and dodi alfayed. This on the heels of a new book, the Princess Diana conspiracy. Author alan power on g. M. A. Claiming motorcycles were used to chase the car into the tunnel at a high speed. A strobe light would be used to disorient henri paul and lose control of the car. Power believed the royal family didnt want diana to reveal damaging sexual details about prince charles. These allegations are incredible, but theyre also going to be proved not credible. Imogen lloyd webber and author saying dont believe the hype. Three separate inquiries came up with the same conclusion her death was a tragic accident and the driver of her car was drinking and also speeding. Scotland yard confirms they are looking into this, but tells extra this is not a reinvestigation. Catherine and now Little George are my priorities. Just weeks away from the 16th anniversary of her death. Her son, Prince William, giving his first interview as a new dad to cnn. Hes a little bit of a rascal. Hes minds me of my brother or me when i was younger. He says katherine is getting up in the middle of the night with Little George. Shes not getting that much sleep, which is a little bit of a problem. Brandnew pics of baby george at extratv. Com. All this baby talk. Are you ready for round two, lopez . Well, i dont know if youre ever really ready, but im excited. Its only a few weeks away. Im more curious as to what im going to have, a daughter or a son. I say girl. We have a big pool here at work. Im thinking boy. I hope youre right. Well, 55 years ago madonna was born, and weve got some new pics of her wild birthday party. The queen of pop as the queen of france. Its her party and shell get down on the floor if she wants to. A onna celebrating 55 with Marie Antoinettethemed party snapped in the lap of her boyfriend, brahim, and celebrating in france, instagramming with the caption perhaps we had too much cale, later correcting that with cake. Then later saying perhaps i had too much champagne. Shes on tour for her latest film were the millers. And were sure this is not the welcome home Jennifer Aniston wanted. Completely surrounded by paparazzi at l. A. X. Ignoring questions about her upcoming wedding to justin theroux. Jen, any chance youll get married by the end of the year . Beyonce and Nicole Murphy soaking up the last month of summer in portofino. Enjoying gelato in the riviera. From a happy summer to a good fall. Olivia munn posting this video on twitter. She dislocated her shoulder when the swing broke. Watch it on replay now at extratv. Com. Up next extra exclusive. Christina aguilera breaking news on the set of the voice. What ed sherron did that has her freaking out. You better come crash my party. Were crashing country chart topper luke bryans new york party and revealing his secret connection to duck dynasty. Us, were grilling the stars of scandal and revenge for allnew secrets and spoilers. Very shocking. Extra brought to you by loreal paris because youre worth it. Coming up country superstar luke bryan got a tattoo for his wife. Lets say its not on his arm. Extra, extra baby you can crash my party any time great song. Great song title, crash my party from country superstar luke bryan. Lukes on fire right now. Let me ask this young lady how well she knows mr. Briian. Can you get what tattoo he has on his backside . Well, my husband has my name on his backside. Really . Where exactly does your husband have your name . Right cheek. On the cheek itself . Yeah. Wow well, youre right. Much like your husband, luke has his wifes initials on his backside. Thats an interesting choice to put it. But right now were with luke in new york. Hey, mario, its luke. Next time were in the same town, you better come crash my party. You can crash my party any time countrys newest superstar, luke bryyn, pulling off one the most stunning upsets in history, beating out taylor swift and Blake Shelton for the coveted entertainer of the year award. To actually win it i dont think i can put words to. It was the top of my dream pyramid. Heres what you dont know about the georgia boy. Hes married to his college sweetheart, dad to two kids and best buddies with duck dynastys willie. Lukes fourth studio album, crash my party blowing up the charts. More than 500,000 copies are predicted to blow out its first week. Extra crashing his Album Launch Party in new york. You had your sunglasses on incident last year an opening act. This year an alist headliner on his way to another quadruple platinum hit. If its not a hit, then it wont be and ill have to figure something out. Judging from these new york fans, hes already got his answer. Well, his good buddy Blake Shelton might be giving him some help on the voice. We just found out Christina Aguilera is bringing in her own celebrity secret weapon. Its official. Ed sheeran is joining christina on the voice. Ive been having a good time with him. The feeling is mutual. Hes already a big fan. His Favorite Song aint no other man. Just do your thing, honey. Christa b. Allen sexting up a summer soiree, predicting tough times ahead for her alter ego, charlotte. We figured out her boyfriend died and shes with child. Scandals tony goldwyn catching up with his costars at the party. And giving the gladiators a preview of things to come. Leaking the fact that olivia and i are having an affair, which is very shocking. Nothing is shocking about this alec baldwin and kim basingers daughter, ireland, is gorgeous. She graces the pages of the September Issue of elle magazine telling a. J. Shes having the time of her life. Its so exciting. I started my sunday like any other day, hair, makeup, a little yoga. But this was no ordinary sunday. This was wwe summerslam day. The other half of my dream team, natalya, tackying down brie bella of the bella twins and eva marie. Thats how we roll now, that is the face of wrestling right there. Oh, my goodness. I cant even move my neck today im so in pain. Sticking with the costume theme, check out the cover of the new york post. My girl maria named best celebrity beach body. Get it. All right. Beating out rihanna, kate upton, all kinds of girls. Thats what im saying. Very flattering, mario. You know, i always got to represent greecewear when i can. Coming up, Alexander Skarsgards new to blood. You really dont wear a lot on trueblood. Season finale shockers. Then orange is the new black star, dishing about wardrobe and makeup secrets. Plus, the three dress musthaves for the fall season revealed. Extras like no other show on television. Weve got all the moments. All the action on the red carpet. Youre the best from new york its all in the knees. Oh to l. A. The booty shake. Oh the only place to go for your entertainment is extra. Yeah. Every day is a live event. Dont do that. Extra. Next extra all new kardashian chaos. Kris jenner on the rumors they kardashian chaos. Kris jenner on the rumors they are quitting the reality show. Are you flo . Yes. Is this the thing you gave my husband . Well, yeah, yes. The name your price tool. You tell us the price you want to pay, and we give you a range of options to choose from. Careful, though that kind of power can go to your head. That explains a lot. Yo, buddy i got this. Gimme one, gimme one, gimme one the power of the name your price tool. Only from progressive. Extra, extra all right. We are back. Last nights trueblood Season Finale full of shockers. We have the extra list of the three biggest. Shocker number one, full frontal. Alexander skarsgard letting it all hang out in a fiery death. He did reveal to me his secret to his rippedup body. I eat whatever i want. Ive never been on a diet. Good to hear, no diet. Fans are going to be asking, is he dead, is he alive . Were not going to be finding that out until we get a first look at next season. Im pretty sure, though, that sookies love interest, played by rob kaczynski, hes dead for good. Thats number two. Which leaves us with number three. Sookie is back together with her werewolf. Were letting you sound off on our facebook page. Another show getting all kinds of buzz, orange is the new black of the its about a woman in prison busted for transporting drug money. Have you seen it . No, i havent, but ive heard good things. Its really cool. I just talked to one of the stars, tear inn manning, one of the stars. Taryn, one of the breakout stars of one the most buzzedabout shows. I want you to feel the same pain as you have made me feel in my heart. Youve already been picked up for next season. Congratulations. When it got picked up before it was even out i thought, wow, thats interesting. Word is laura prepon wont be back as a regular for season two. I have no idea what thats about. I love laura, though. She did amazing. Taryns alter ego, pennsatucky, is a former methhead turned bornagain christian. Looks like you guys are not wearing any makeup and no wardrobe changes. Thats like a joke. It doesnt matter what we eat because theres no shape in anything were wearing. Online now, six things you didnt know about the cast. Are you a former karate champion for arizona . Yes. On extratv. Com. While orange may be the new black, the new jacket for fall is motorcycle chic. I have just talked about it actually in my column for the neissue of style watch. It gives you an extra edge. I love that. Weve also got three more fall fashions in todays loreal wow cam. The dress, just one piece, so many ways to wear it. So many options of where you can wear it to. And three, got to get fall fashion trends. Leather, lace, and the color oxblood. Lisa leavyfisher breaking it down. Almost like a deep red in the maroon family. Its sophisticated, its rich. Ts a Perfect Office color and now lace can be worn during the day. Theres cotton laces, colored laces. At the same time she could wear it to the office and not just for an event. Leather is feminine. It can be worn for the day or for the evening. And were working with a vegan leather. There are so many people that would prefer to be in the vegan world. Jessica chastain, carrie underwood. Which stars are dressing up and dressing down at extratv. Com. Just click on loreal paris wow cam. Closed captioning and other consideration for extra provided by time to get our workout on, because im doing some flywheel, which is one of snookis secrets to her new body. What makes flywheel so cool . Its technology. It gives you accountability. We can go online and check your profile and see how well youve done and compare yourself with other riders. This is it. Its a beautiful bike, too. For your chance to win one, go to extratv. Com. We will see you tomorrow, everyone. Lets pick it up, lets pick it up, whoo come on, mario captioned by the National Captioning Institute www. Ncicap. Org welcome home, lisa g today on tmz thomas in a hot tub and this f. B. I. Agent has a big machine gun. Thats my water gun just in case. He is on criminal minds and plays an f. B. I. Agent. He got catfished worst than i have ever seen. Worse than manti teo . Second worst. Melissa mccarthy at the gym. When did he get so buff . Come on, dude. He is going to kill all of the jews himself. The Lindsay Lohan oprah interview, Lindsay Lohan is still lying about how much cocaine she did. I really havent done it more than 10 times. She did it like for six months straight and that counts for once. She doesnt count it unless sleep. To i got matt right now. How long do you brush your teeth . I can do better. I used to date a girl, she would gag on it. Thats how you knew she was done. E goes i have done the same. Its tmzs Celebrity Hot Tub Party with criminal minds star thomas gibson. Its really beautiful here. Let me see behind me, yeah. So there is tom filming a rather embarrassing selvie in a hot tub for this woman, only its not that woman. Guy got catfished, he is married, by the way. He started an online relationship with a mystery woman in north dakota who was posing as this woman and in videos she hijacked from various porno websites. North dakota, thats where theyre all based. Number one. Thomas gibson didnt realize and so he kept sending photos and explicit stuff back to her. Seriously, a big machine gun . More of a pistol. Thats my water gun just in case. Carry it at all times. He says he plays an f. B. I. Agent on the show. And, of course, what happens when you release a video like that, it ends up here. Oh, god. Yeah. Anyway tom figures out the woman is a fake, his lawyers tell him to leave him alone and he breaks off contact. All right, man, you got on the, these things happen. Hey, hot tub looks cool, though. What kind of hot tub is it . Must be some kind of hot tub time machine. Good, maybe you can go back in time and not do this. Hey, tom, your wife is coming just kidding. Selma blair, got at her farmers market, she is there with arthur, her son. She is offering him something to drink. Its in a bottle this time. A bottle . Thats the question. A week ago we did the piece on her breastfeeding. The interesting part is then she goes and jumps on, you know how they have one of those trains that goes around the factors market. She is sitting in the back seat and whips it out. She goes to the back seat of a moving vehicle and breastfeeds. Why would you give him a bottle at one point and then its a comfort thing. He just wanted it. I dont have experience with kids that much at all. What i have learned, what we think, people without children, were wrong. Its not that says as we come to learn. You take an 8yearold and tell them to play the stock market and they do better than merrill lynch. We should raise a kid and see how he turns out. Maybe he will be a successful kid. Im really serious. You couldnt handle a fish. Your fish killed itself. [laughter] he has been hailed top of hot dogs, destroyed countless chicken wings and the 2008 world dmatzo ball champion. He has tasted defeat. Joey chestnut lost in the gyoza world eating championship. He is a reigning champ, 266 is what he ate last year. That was last year and this year you blew it yes, he did. And who is responsible for this upset . Enter matt stonie. He is an asian kid. He is like a ringer. Asians win these things. Yes, and stonie used his asian eating powers to destroy hestnut Joey Chestnut came in at 251 gyoza, matt stoney, the 21yearold kid, 268. He killed him. I didnt find my rhythm. He came out hungry. God, he has humility and probably blocked arteries and blownout kolon. What is next for champ mean matt stonie . Its competitive eating. He is going to pooh a lot. And for joey, the eating legend says defeat has made him hungrier than ever