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WBAL Today September 16, 2013
And cut a section out, because in here you can see we have cereal rapidly boiling, right . Boiling away. I can put my hand right there. Its amazing. Move your hand. Im going to put an ice cube right there. Its not melting. Because all of the energy is going into cooking your food. Theres nothing wasted anywhere outside of the pan, so this is perfectly cool. So wipe that ice cube off there. O. K. , ive got a cloth right here. Watch this, ill take this ice cube, wipe it up. Im using a paper towel on a burner. Theres no fire, theres no flame, so its so safe. And the minute you put the pan back on it starts boiling right again. Wow. Now, because were cooking without fire, jenny, im going to take a sheet of play money and put it between the p. I. C. And the pan. Instantly it starts boiling again. Have you ever seen anything like that . Cooking through paper . So now were cooking far more efficiently, were saving 40 to 50 of the energy. Right. Isnt that amazing . Announcer seeing is believing. Look what happened when the nuwave p. I. C. Was put to the test on the streets of san francisco. All right, this is gonna blow your mind. This is the precision induction cooktop, and it is portable, ecofriendly and it saves you a lot of money, saves you a lot of time. Wow. Cooking time is cut in half. Do you see that the waters boiling there . Yeah. The great thing about induction cooking is it only heats the part of the pot that is magnetic, so Everything Else stays cool, so watch this. Ah [group exclaims] o. K. , everybody, put your hands on it. Isnt it hot . No, it just heats the magnetic part of the pot. This is at 110. You can leave it at 110 and it wont get gloppy, it wont get stale, it wont harden. And you dont have to be a big chef to cook. Like, i dont have time to cook. This would be great. Exactly this makes you look like an actual good chef. Its temperaturecontrolled, so i pop my Fried Chicken right in there and i know exactly what temperature its at, and you know if you go down one, 10 degrees, boom, drops just like that. Can you do that on a gas range . Absolutely not. No. Not at all. This is temperaturecontrolled so you dont overcook it, you dont undercook it. I love the temperature control that can cook meat without drying it out. Man mmm thats amazing what do you think . Nice and crispy. You can fry, you can simmer, you can steam, you can fondue, you can do everything with this i love it. Its amazing ive never seen anything like it. I love that if you take the top. The pot off of the top, it stops and that the handles were cool. Thats really amazing. And you know what the great thing is, you guys . Its portable. You can take this whole thing over to the table, plop it down and it will stay at 110 right in the middle of your guests and you can dip all day. Dip, dip, dip, everybody dip. And the best part about it . You can grill on the table. Man oh. What do you think about that . Mmm. So its raining outside, its the middle of winter, you still get grilled food. Will it change the way you cook at home . Group yes. The p. I. C. Makes everything so simple. It looks like you ordered it from a restaurant. It does look like i ordered it from a restaurant. Thats because im a good cook now with the p. I. C. [laughter] announcer introducing the revolutionary precision induction cooktop from nuwave, the leader in portable induction cooking technology. The nuwave heats up twice as fast, uses up to 70 less energy and is safer than any cooktop. Best of all, the nuwave is the only portable cooktop that gives you precise temperature control with the simple press of a button. It takes the human error out of cooking. Theres no more guesswork in what temperature youre cooking at. Announcer make pasta in half the time. Melt butter with no chance of it burning. Melt chocolate to creamy perfection. Make sauces with perfect temperature control. Gas and electric stoves have hot coils and open flames which can burn you. The nuwave p. I. C. Transfers heat only to your cookware, so its 100 safe. Look what happens with this egg the pan is hot, but the cooktop is not. Thats the magic of induction cooking. It gets hot within five seconds, but then you take the pan off and put your hand on the device and its cold. Announcer why crowd your kitchen with expensive, bulky appliances . The nuwave precision induction cooktop is a complete kitchen all in one. Its your portable indoor grill, temperaturecontrolled deep fryer, festive fondue maker, timesaving Pressure Cooker, healthy vegetable steamer and programmable slow cooker. Its small, its efficient, its clean and its safe. Announcer the oversized 12inch tempered glass surface can handle even large pots and pans. The nuwave p. I. C. Works with most cookware just check for the induction cooking ready symbol plus it works perfectly with the inductionready nuwave Pressure Cooker. Its compact size makes it the ideal solution for r. V. S, small apartments, and dorm rooms too. And because its portable, you can take it anywhere, so its perfect for buffets and outdoor parties. Induction cooking can cost thousands of dollars, but the nuwave precision induction cooktop is a bargain at just four easy payments of only 33. 33. Your nuwave comes with the quick start guide, gourmet dvd and the nuwave recipe book giving you the precise temperature settings to make all your favorite meals come out perfect every time. And get this when you call now and order direct, well drop a payment you pay only three payments of 33. 33. Thats a 25 savings. But were not done. You also get the nuwave stainless steel 31 2 quart pot with premium tempered glass lid. Alone, its worth more than 100, but call today and its yours free. Plus well also include this stainless steel steamer basket. Wait theres more good news. Well also send you the nuwave perfect green nonstick cookware set, including a nineinch omelet pan, plus a 101 2inch sauce pan that can be used with your glass lid too. The nonstick surface is coated with duralon diamondinfused nanoceramic coating. It helps you make greattasting lowfat meals. Well also send you the ninepiece deluxe fondue kit, perfect for making your favorite fondues. Hold on are you ready for an amazing deal . Act now and well send you a second nuwave p. I. C. Absolutely free all you pay is the shipping and processing. Keep it for yourself or send it as an unforgettable gift from you. This buy one, get one free special promotion wont last long. And listen to this well let you try the nuwave p. I. C. S riskfree, not for 30 days, not for 60 days, but 90 days. If youre not happy, return them and well refund the purchase price, but these six gifts are yours free to keep all you pay is the shipping and processing. This special television offer is not available at stores and wont last long, so act fast. Dont forget to ask about special savings on the nuwave Pressure Cooker with bob wardens great food fast cookbook. The nuwave Pressure Cooker is fully inductionready and compatible for use with the nuwave p. I. C. , so you can prepare tender meats, rich risottos and flavorful seafood cooked to perfection in minutes. And with bob wardens great food fast cookbook, youll get over 100 delicious, healthy, timesaving recipes. Plus, ask about the nuwave castiron barbecue grill and griddle and the 10piece perfect green cookware set. [. ] call or go online now. [. ] well, so far weve been showing you what you can do when you can precisely control low temperatures, like for perfectly melting chocolate or for simmering cereal. But, Everybody Loves a great steak and everyone hates it when their steak does not come out just the way they like it. But with the nuwave p. I. C. , because it comes with precision temperature control, you wont ever undercook or overcook that steak. For grilling, use this great castiron barbecue grill pan that can come with your p. I. C. Now, if you like your steak rare, check this out. Its going to be red and juicy on the inside, but perfectly brown on the outside. If you like it well done, its not going to be burned on the outside, but its going to be perfectly well done on the inside how . Because the p. I. C. Gives you perfect temperature control. Look at this first i seared it to 575, now ive reduced the p. I. C. To 375 and check out this laser thermometer exactly 375 degrees. Check out how 375 degrees gives us those great grill marks without burning or charring. And you know what i like with my steak . I know. A perfectly baked potato, which i can do right here in my nuwave oven in minutes. Or if you like my favorite thing, sweet potato fries. Whatever you make in the nuwave, it comes out perfect every time. [chuckles] announcer according to the u. S. Department of energy, 50 cents of every dollar you spend heating up your gas or electric stove is wasted. But not so with your nuwave p. I. C. , because it uses induction technology. This infrared camera shows how a traditional cooktop heats the area all around the pot. But look how the nuwave p. I. C. Heats up only the pot. This means no more wasted energy. I love that im saving energy, that im only heating up the bottom surface of the pot where i need the heat to be, and i really think were seeing the difference in our electric bills, and i love that. One of the best things about the nuwave precision induction cooktop is its portable. I can take it anywhere, i dont have to leave it in the kitchen. So ill take it into my dining room and ill set up my own egg station, so when i have visitors especially my family i can cook my own omelets, they can cook their own omelets, they can cook their eggs, they can cook pancakes and its just this simple because ive got precise temperature control. And look how beautifully nonstick this is. All i have to do to make the omelet is tip it, the omelet runs back. I tip it again, it runs back. Im going to be able to fill this up. So everybody can have whatever filling they like. I always like to have some mushrooms, some cheese, some peppers. And you know i like the healthy spinach, bob. Ohh. I just ruined his omelet. [laughs] well, with the perfect green fry pan, we just simply fold that over, its going to continue to cook while its in the pan. I fold that out and look at this my pan is clean, im ready to cook another omelet again. The heating is consistent, so i can set up a buffet with four or five of these and have different temperatures that are going to maintain. I think one of the biggest complaints is that sometimes the last people that go through the buffet, they get the cold food, and with the p. I. C. , the food stays warm through the entire event and the guests really appreciate that, as does the host and hostess. Announcer introducing the revolutionary precision induction cooktop from nuwave, the leader in portable induction cooking technology. The nuwave heats up twice as fast, uses up to 70 less energy and is safer than any cooktop. Best of all, the nuwave is the only portable cooktop that gives you precise temperature control with the simple press of a button. I love the temperature control. As you press the buttons, you can see exactly what the temperature is you can watch the water boil change. Mmhmm. Thats incredible. Anything you boil water for. [snaps fingers] its that quick. Announcer make pasta in half the time. Melt butter with no chance of it burning. Melt chocolate to creamy perfection. Make sauces with perfect temperature control. Gas and electric stoves have hot coils and open flames which can burn you. The nuwave p. I. C. Transfers heat only to your cookware, so its 100 safe. Look what happens with this egg the pan is hot, but the cooktop is not. Thats the magic of induction cooking. Group wow woman its not even hot. Will it change the way you cook at home . Group yes. Announcer why crowd your kitchen with expensive, bulky appliances . The nuwave precision induction cooktop is a complete kitchen all in one. Its your portable indoor grill, temperaturecontrolled deep fryer, festive fondue maker, timesaving Pressure Cooker, healthy vegetable steamer and programmable slow cooker. If i had this, i would fry all day, every day. [laughter] so i can steam my vegetables on top, ive got my couscous, my rice, my pasta underneath, everything is done, you come home from a hard day at work, 10 minutes, you got food for the whole family. Announcer the oversized 12inch tempered glass surface can handle even large pots and pans. The nuwave p. I. C. Works with most cookware just check for the induction cooking ready symbol plus it works perfectly with the inductionready nuwave Pressure Cooker. Its compact size makes it the ideal solution for r. V. S, small apartments, and dorm rooms too. And because its portable, you can take it anywhere, so its perfect for buffets and outdoor parties. Induction cooking can cost thousands of dollars, but the nuwave precision induction cooktop is a bargain at just four easy payments of only 33. 33. Your nuwave comes with the quick start guide, gourmet dvd and the nuwave recipe book giving you the precise temperature settings to make all your favorite meals come out perfect every time. And get this when you call now and order direct, well drop a payment you pay only three payments of 33. 33. Thats a 25 savings. But were not done. You also get the nuwave stainless steel 31 2 quart pot with premium tempered glass lid. Alone, its worth more than 100, but call today and its yours free. Plus well also include this stainless steel steamer basket. Wait theres more good news. Well also send you the nuwave perfect green nonstick cookware set, including a nineinch omelet pan, plus a 101 2inch sauce pan that can be used with your glass lid too. The nonstick surface is coated with duralon diamondinfused nanoceramic coating. It helps you make greattasting lowfat meals. Well also send you the ninepiece deluxe fondue kit, perfect for making your favorite fondues. Hold on are you ready for an amazing deal . Act now and well send you a second nuwave p. I. C. Absolutely free all you pay is the shipping and processing. Keep it for yourself or send it as an unforgettable gift from you. This buy one, get one free special promotion wont last long. And listen to this well let you try the nuwave p. I. C. S riskfree, not for 30 days, not for 60 days, but 90 days. If youre not happy, return them and well refund the purchase price, but these six gifts are yours free to keep all you pay is the shipping and processing. This special television offer is not available at stores and wont last long, so act fast. Dont forget to ask about special savings on the nuwave Pressure Cooker with bob wardens great food fast cookbook. The nuwave Pressure Cooker is fully inductionready and compatible for use with the nuwave p. I. C. , so you can prepare tender meats, rich risottos and flavorful seafood cooked to perfection in minutes. And with bob wardens great food fast cookbook, youll get over 100 delicious, healthy, timesaving recipes. Plus, ask about the nuwave castiron barbecue grill and griddle and the 10piece perfect green cookware set. [. ] call or go online now. [. ] announcer the nuwave precision induction cooktop is the most convenient and efficient way to cook. You get the convenience of traditional stovetop settings plus the flexibility to control the temperature in 10degree increments. Sear a steak to perfection or melt chocolate or butter without a double boiler. You can do it all with the nuwave p. I. C. The Smart Sensors inside ensure youll create delicious meals every time by maintaining the constant correct temperature. Its like having a professional chef cooking for you. The result no more mistakes, no more burning. It takes the human error out of cooking. Theres no more guesswork in what temperature youre cooking at. Its very easy to just set the temperature at the touch of your fingertips. You can go up 10 degrees, 20 degrees, 30 degrees. In a matter of seconds, youre at that temperature. Its going to be perfect every time. Now wed like to talk about the perfect temperature to fry chicken. Now, up to now weve been talking about what you can do when you have precise temperature control on low temperatures, like with chocolate, right . Look at that, jenny. Thats been in there for hours, its still not sticking, its still the perfect, perfect creamy texture. Did you taste it . I know, its almost unbelievable, isnt it . Delicious. Oh, and then we went to hightemperature searing. So with the push of a button, we got this to 575 degrees, seared the steaks, then we brought it down to 350 and we have beautiful grilled sausages, pork chops, salmon, even those grilled vegetables they were good too. Well, frying temperature is 375 degrees, especially when youre using vegetable oil. We want to hold that perfect temperature, so lookit here. We have a probe in here, we set this to 375 degrees. It says 375 degrees. Our chicken is frying gently, its not going to burn. Here on my burner its a typical electric coil under here. I can see jennys been cooking over here. This is what happens. Its not safe. And not only is it not safe, i have no idea what the temperature is im just guessing. When you get that really good Fried Chicken at one of those fast food chicken places, its because they have a very expensive deep fryer, theyve set it at 375 degrees, they can use that oil all day long without it burning. Well, now you have that precise control at home with the precision induction cooker. Let me give you an example. In the test kitchen, we cooked over 200 pieces of chicken, and this is what the oil looked like. It looks like it just came out of the bottle. And this is breaded chicken, right . Here we cooked just 20 pieces of chicken on a gas stove, same results would have been on an electric stove youd guess. You set it someplace between medium and mediumhigh, you dont know. The minute it smokes, its gone, its ruined. Thats typically what happens. You have to throw the oil away. Yeah. Well, that gets expensive. Announcer thirdparty Analysis Shows the advantage of nuwaves precise temperature control versus conventional stovetops. Oil cooked with an electric stove contained 45 more saturated fat. Oil cooked with a gas stove contained 10 times more transfatty acids. Oil cooked with an electric stove contained over 90 more cholesterol than oil cooked with the precision induction cooktop. Now some of your Favorite Foods can be healthier with the nuwave precision induction cooktop. When youre cooking with frying foods, youre, um, youre trying to keep that temperature high so the grease doesnt get in the food, where youre not ending up with greasy chicken or greasy fish. And with the precision induction cooktop, i was able to master frying that chicken perfectly. Announcer the nuwave p. I. C. Has been tested and recommended by the cooking club of america and is the safest cooktop ever invented. Every 85 seconds a fire strikes a home in america, and most often, that fire starts in the kitchen. My very, very first fire was a 16yearold kid who was cooking french fries on the stove and he forgot about them and he burned his parents entire house down. Announcer well, that will never happen with the nuwave p. I. C. There is no open flame, no redhot electric coil to catch fire and as soon as a pot is removed from the nuwave, the conduction of heat stops. The safety features of the p. I. C. Impressed me so much that im going to send one to my mother. Shes getting a bit elderly and forgetful and im always a bit worried that she might start a fire and the p. I. C. s going to eliminate that problem. During our show, weve showed you what a difference the nuwave precision induction cooktop can make in your cooking. Whether youre cooking breakfast or snacks. Jenny lunch, dinner, hors doeuvres. Whether youre grilling or griddling, when you have precise temperature control, it can make all the difference. Whether youre searing at high temperatures. Or whether youre having precise temperature control at only 110 or 20 degrees for perfect chocolate, you have got it. In 10 degrees intervals you can go from 120 to 130 to 140, all the way up to 575 degrees, which you can never get with your stovetop youre always just guessing. So to sum it up, what do you get with the nuwave precision cooktop . You get, first of all, speed it heats up really fast. And safety. Theres no redhot coil or open flame. And you get precise temperature control that you can never get with your old electric burner or gas stove. And you save. Both money. So, heres how you can get your nuwave precision induction cooktop right now. Announcer introducing the revolutionary precision induction cooktop from nuwave, the leader in portable induction cooking technology. The nuwave heats up twice as fast, uses up to 70 less energy and is safer than any cooktop. Best of all, the nuwave is the only portable cooktop that gives you precise temperature control with the simple press of a button. Induction cooking can cost thousands of dollars, but the nuwave precision induction cooktop is a bargain at just four easy payments of only 33. 33. Your nuwave comes with the quick start guide, gourmet dvd and the nuwave recipe book giving you the precise temperature settings to make all your favorite meals come out perfect every time. And get this when you call now and order direct, well drop a payment you pay only three payments of 33. 33. Thats a 25 savings. But were not done. You also get the nuwave stainless steel 31 2 quart pot with premium tempered glass lid. Alone, its worth more than 100, but call today and its yours free. Plus well also include this stainless steel steamer basket. Wait, theres more good news. Well also send you the nuwave perfect green nonstick cookware set, including a nineinch omelet pan, plus a 101 2inch sauce pan that can be used with your glass lid too. The nonstick surface is coated with duralon diamondinfused nanoceramic coating. It helps you make greattasting lowfat meals. Well also send you the ninepiece deluxe fondue kit, perfect for making your favorite fondues. Hold on are you ready for an amazing deal . Act now and well send you a second nuwave p. I. C. Absolutely free all you pay is the shipping and processing. Keep it for yourself or send it as an unforgettable gift from you. This buy one, get one free special promotion wont last long. And listen to this well let you try the nuwave p. I. C. S riskfree, not for 30 days, not for 60 days, but 90 days. If youre not happy, return them and well refund the purchase price, but these six gifts are yours free to keep all you pay is the shipping and processing. This special television offer is not available at stores and wont last long, so act fast. Dont forget to ask about special savings on the nuwave Pressure Cooker with bob wardens great food fast cookbook. The nuwave Pressure Cooker is fully inductionready and compatible for use with the nuwave p. I. C. , so you can prepare tender meats, rich risottos and flavorful seafood cooked to perfection in minutes. And with bob wardens great food fast cookbook, youll get over 100 delicious, healthy, timesaving recipes. Plus, ask about the nuwave castiron barbecue grill and griddle and the 10piece perfect green cookware set. [. ] call or go online now. [. ] woman this has been a paid presentation for the nuwave precision induction cooktop. 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And a mean right hook. announcer from the melodramatic. Im not a bitch. announcer . To assault and battery. Police Sirens its bridezilla bedlam at its best. Well not do it, then announcer next, on bridezillas ah announcer meet wannabe drama queen, courtney cray. My name is courtney cray. Im 31yearsold and i am the stage manager at a Community Theater in augusta, georgia. announcer . And her costar, dan. Im dan posey, 30yearsold. Im technical director for Army Entertainment at fort gordon and i live in augusta, georgia. Hey dan and i met during the show lucky stiff, about dead bodies go figure. I slowly kept, um, showing up random times to volunteer my time. And she would do, like, the worst tasks possible. Sure, ill help paint that set. Sure, ill help clean up the glue that spilled all over the floor no problem. And then, sort of, like, gee, im kinda hungry. Do you wanna go to lunch . dan when i saw her, you know, i was interested. She looked very nice and thats the first thing that catches a guys eye. My favorite thing about dan, is that he loves sports and theater, so, i can talk about joe montana, and he knows who joe montana is, as well as robert goulet. announcer after a decidedly brief courtship, courtney all but proposed to herself. We have been together for about 14 or 15 months. If you ask dan, he will say, that i forced him into marriage on our third date, which is not true. I just randomly suggested that, if he planned to marry me, he should tell me, soon, so, i can plan it. Thats all i said. announcer with their nuptials fast approaching, they hastily plan their dream wedding. courtney were getting married november 1st at a lake house in appling, georgia. My wedding is going to be as far from traditional, as i possibly can get, where it is a murder mystery themed wedding. gun shot may i have everyones attention, please . So, thatll be a lot of fun. announcer but there are a few plot twists that this couple didnt count on. I think courtney works a little bit more effectively, when shes under pressure. Well not do it, then deleted damn it, dan let me have my cell phone. No Police Sirens i dont want any deleted flowers, now, anyway. Do you not know how drunk he is . yelling just shut up announcer so, will this bride have the performance of a lifetime. sobbing or will she become a scene stealing. This is not my fault. announcer insult spieling. Kiss my ass announcer game board wielding, oh, so unappealing. Im not a bitch announcer out of control bridezilla . My idea is to be stupid i just think that im marrying an idiot. Brian can kiss my ass. Im mad at you come on get it done. Get something done for a change. announcer just one week before the wedding, there are a few tiny loose ends that courtney and dan need to tend to, if they get around to them. Dan tends to procrastinate a lot. Did you just call brian . I have not called brian back. Here it is, a week before, and we havent even officially booked the limo, yet, so, im quite nervous. Why dont call brian and say, um, you know, were just checking to see, if that you were even aware that we were looking to you to rent a limousine. Hinthint nudgenudge. Yeah. Call him, please, dan. No, seriously, you have to call brian, right away, or im gonna be sitting there driving my happy little butt around augusta in a wedding veil. announcer after some not so subtle prodding, courtney leaves dan to his own devices. But hours later, dan has still managed to be completely ineffective. Dan, did you get in touch with brian . dan no i tried. What do you mean, you tried . dan i called him i left him a voice message. I called him back. The phone rang, like, nine times. So, ive called him four times, today. Damn it dan okay. But what im trying to do is walk that fine line between, um. Imim really pissed off, that this is somethin that i wanted, months ago, and you couldnt be bothered to do it. Something needs to get done, so i know that there is a limousine. announcer spurred by courtneys constant harassment, dan decides to call his cousin one more time, before his bridezilla returns home. brian hello. Hey, uh, brian brian yeah. This is your cousin, dan. Did i am i interrupting anything . brian no whats up . All right. Do you still have the limo service . brian yeah what you got . Do i well, um, you know, im getting married on saturday. brian uhhuh. And so we, um, wanted to talk to you about what kind of deal we could get, um, on a car for saturday. Okay. Youyou want me to call you back, like, tomorrow afternoon oror somethin . brian thats fine. Make sure somethins available . brian yeah, thats fine. Okay. brian all right. Thanthanks, brian ill talk you later bye. Im not worried about the limo. Im sure that if he doesnt have a limo, hell rent one from someone else to provide one, cause hes a pretty good guy. announcer dan isnt the only one in this dynamic duo with procrastination issues. Courtney has left the guest list to the very last minute, but she somehow manages to make that dans fault, too. Ive been asking you for a week and a half to make the list. Make what list . Of the people who have rsvped and who hasnt. How am i supposed to make a list of something that doesnt exist . You have a book of addresses. Yes. Oh, we could have a list of names that are on the list. And your family its your family that hasnt sent in the rsvp cards. I dont know how to go through your address book to call people to see who it is. Its your address book. We can mark off the list, three kids, an adult. Dan, the cards were supposed to come in the mail. A vegetarian meal. All last week, when i was out of town, some of this stuff couldve been done. You can kiss my ass i work eight hours a day and you work two hours a day. deleted you im not working just two hours a week thank you, very much. Get it done. Get something done for a change. I cannot believe that hes picking a fight with me. This is so ridiculous. Its not my fault that he didnt get his stuff done and blame it on me. This is so stupid. announcer coming up, valeries the beautiful bridezilla. With an ugly attitude. You know how many guys would like to be with me . Im hot. announcer plus, when courtney throws a showstopping tantrum. If they dont wanna play, then, they can go home announcer . Will dan drop the curtain on their wedding plans . You deleted figure it out yourself. announcer find out next, on bridezillas. announcer meet valerie. My name is valerie nieto, and i am 25yearsold, and i am a student and a stayathome mom, and i live in lake elsinore, california. announcer and her dutiful fiance, jesse. My name is jesse mesa. Im 27yearsold. Im an electrician. announcer just three months ago, jesse and valerie decided to take their relationship to the next level. Weve been together for a little over four years, and we had a baby. We just kinda both decided it was the right thing to do. announcer well, thats not exactly what happened. Our anniversary came and jesse came home emptyhanded. I threw a fit and now, were getting married. Whywhy buy the cow, if you can get the milk for free . Thats what men say. And he wasnt gonna get the milk for free from me. cow mooing so now, were engaged ah i cant get it jesses best qualities are he takes care of us really well, and he is a very hardworking man. Valeries best qualities is that. Um. announcer finally, after four years and a baby, valerie has jesse just where she wants him. I am getting married on friday, november 21st, at the Green River Golf Course in corona, california. We are spending, like, over 30,000 on the wedding. I have spent so much money on this wedding, that jesse doesnt know about. My budget there is no budget. When jesse sees the bill, hes gonna freak out. But what is he gonna do divorce me . gasping announcer but, with a temperamental bride like valerie, it will be a miracle, if the wedding actually takes place. Jesse and i are both crazy. We have, like, this weird, like, lovehate bipolar relationship. Youre sitting on the couch, like you always do. Just sit there and watch with your fat ass and the tv. I think valeries a bridezilla, because shes spoiled. Shes used to getting what she wants, and if she doesnt, she throws a fit. Im a straight up bitch, jesse you know that. Im a bitch this is my wedding. Its go my way, and if anybody gets in my way, i will knock them the deleted down. announcer but with only three months to plan, an anxious and manic valerie has been known to get a little belligerent. When things dont go my way, i yell, i scream, i scratch, and i make people bleed. Back the deleted off back the deleted off this is not what i asked for they think theyve seen bitch. They have not seen bitch, yet. announcer so, will a brides karma strike back with a fierce vengeance . Oh, my god oh, my god oh, my god oh, my god i didnt shave my arms oh, my god i do have hair on my lip. Oh, my god announcer or will she become a screeching. Ow announcer money leaching, completely bipolar, constant controller. I dont want it like this. announcer . Out of her mind. Bridezilla . This is not what i wanted. Get it off deleted idiot, shouldve been more careful. I feel like im gonna have a frickin anxiety attack. Theyre gonna call the frickin ambulance. I dont even think i wanna marry him. If someone tries to ruin my wedding day, im gonna kick their ass, hit them over the head with a shovel, and bury em in the backyard and spit on their grave. I want my chocolate cake announcer its a week before the wedding, and valerie is frazzled with unfinished bridal business. Im going to pick up my cousin, so that we can go finish getting the bridesmaids accessories, but i just have a lot to do and, im, like, really frustrated. cell phone ringing oh, my god hello. Hello . woman hey, valerie. What . Oh, my god announcer but no matter how busy she is, valerie always makes time to micromanage her bridesmaids, especially, when it comes to their look for tonights bachelor bachelorette bash. tarin hello. Tarin, what happened . Did you find anything to wear . But youre not gonna wear, like, the shortshortshort skirt, right . Well, you cant look, better than me. What size are you, now . Okay so, do you think youre bigger, than me . tarin yeah. Because i dont want any girls going, tonight, that look better than me, tarin. I dont want, like, skinny people going. I dont want people looking better than me, when its supposed to be, like, my night out. Thats why i had all those bridesmaids in my wedding, because i want to look the best. I dont want i wasnt gonna ask somebody who looked all paula abdul pretty, when she was younger. I want somebody who looks like mimi from the drew carey show. announcer valerie picks up her cousin, lisa, who is also one of valeries lucky bridesmaids. My pants are falling of me. Im losing so much weight. Im gonna look so hot. You gotta starve yourself, and then eat cheese, when you feel like throwing up. announcer our bridezilla might be overjoyed with her bridesmaids heftier size, but shes underwhelmed with her performance. Well, you know what, lisa . Im really upset about the fact that you didnt come to my bridal shower i told you i was sorry. What more do you want from me . I want you to kiss my ass and have to do everything with me, until my wedding day, and i want you on your hands and knees in front of me. Whatever. Im gonna make your maidofhonor do it. Whereswheres your maid of honor been . Oh, please, my maidofhonor . My maidofhonor didnt even wanna go on the party bus, because she doesnt have the money. She doesnt do anything with me my maidofhonor. Do you guys have to pay for the party bus . Well, yeah, you have to pay for the party bus. No you cant make people pay to go on the party bus. They have to go on the deleted party bus. They have to pay for their ass im not gonna pay for them im paying for the whole wedding. Thats ghetto. I am the deleted bride. They should be paying for me to go on well, next time you get married, dont plan the wedding in two months and expect everybody to have the money for it. Uh, next time i get married . Why do you keep saying my next wedding . Im not gonna get married, again. This is the last time im getting married. For your next wedding, can you give me a year in advance . Well, i wanted to plan it quick, because what if he changed his mind . announcer with one failed marriage behind her already, valerie hopes jesse doesnt come to his senses, before the wedding day. valerie this time, im really gonna work on it. I gotta work on my attitude. I gotta try to work on it and make sure everything goes smooth, because i cant afford to get married a third time, especially, after paying this money. Didnt you leave him, because you were cheating on him with jesse . We were cheating on each other, and he got that girl knocked up. What was i supposed to do just stay around . And deleted im hot. You think i wanted to stay with someone like that . You know how many guys would like to be with me . Trust me. Jesses lucky to have me. Hes lucky that i stay there with him. announcer with five days left til the wedding, courtney and dan are finally sitting down to hash out the details of their murder mystery themed reception. Weve gotta to see if i can if we can solve the crime based on the clues that ive given. announcer instead of following the tried and true rules that come with the game of clue, courtney has over complicated matters by adding a weapon hunt that she insists all of her wedding guests take part in. This is the layout of the house. Okay. Each of the tables is gonna have a weapon. Therell be one weapon missing, and the missing weapon is the one that did it. So, people have to get up from their table and go to the right. All right thatll be probably where people stop. announcer in the face of dans fair point, courtney has completely calm and measured reaction courtney thats because your family are ass deleted . I like this idea. I mean, we might as well not even do it. I like this idea. I mean, you can do it, however you want. Well not do it, then deleted damn it, dan i dont see the deleted point of making a game, if you just hand them the answer you deleted figure it out, yourself im pissed. Thats fine i mean, you can be mad. If were gonna just sit there and tell them that tia did it in the patio, theres no point in playing the deleted game. I dont wanna tell anybody that tia did it in the patio but i just told them with the clues, dan they have to figure that out no, they dont thats why theyre playing the game with the seven clues, its written there, plain as day. announcer as their inane argument escalates, courtney places all blame squarely on. Dans family. Your family is so stupid, that they cannot figure out, that when theres, you know, youre told there are 16 no, no, and thats what youre thinking. Thats not what im saying. No thats what you said no what i said thats what you said we cant be what i said was, were not gonna get everybody to get up and go to 15 different tables thats what i said. No youre saying, your family is so stupid, that they cannot figure out that when there are 16 weapons, and they have a piece of paper that says there are 16 weapons uhhuh. Here are the 16 weapons. And they go, and they see that there which one is missing. Right there stop right there. Then, if they dont wanna play, then, they can go home theyre not pe then, they can go home its so deleted infuriating that your family is so stupid its not stupid. It is stupid no theres a difference between not wanting to get up and go from table to table to table and being stupid. You say you said they are so deleted damn stupid that my idea is to be stupid its not stupid. It is stupid. It is to sit there and tell them who did it with what and where andand how. Then, everybody comes up with the answer. Nobodys gonna play, because theyre all gonna sit there and not get up off their fat asses and go find the murder weapon i didnt say nobody was going to. deleted damn it, dan. Youre an ass deleted im so frustrated with you. You said, im tired of having to skim. yelling just shut up shut up and leave me be for a few minutes okay . Can you do that . Or do i have to say, dan, you need to be quiet, so i can concentrate and figure out what the hell i have to do by myself . Yeah, ill let you think. Think about what you have to do by yourself. Then, go away. Think about what screaming shut up make me a list. Just shut up if shes mad at me, shes gonna keep working. If his family wants to come there and just drink and ignore the fact that its a wedding and not even try. I dont even care, if they come. announcer coming up. When courtney continues to play the blame game. Damn it, dan its not happening. Im mad at you announcer . Will dan finally stand up and be a man . I just think that im marrying an idiot. announcer plus, when valerie crashes her fiances bachelor party. This is our bachelor party. announcer . Will their relationship wind up getting trashed . valerie im thinking about calling off the wedding. announcer find out next, on bridezillas announcer courtney meets up with dan at his mothers bakery, and though she has calmed, considerably, since dan agreed to allow weapons at the reception, our bridezilla instantly bristles, when dan suggests she needs to call the florist back. I think its stupid that weve talked to the florist one time in a month, about the flowers for our wedding, and we never followed up. And that wasnt my choice. That we didnt even you were supposed to be responsible of getting in contact with your aunt. Not me shes not my aunt. What dowhat do you mean, im supposed to be . Wewe talked to her and we told her what we wanted. And then, we did. And, like, we havent ever followed up. And weve talked every single night about tomorrow we need to go to the florist, and i know, but when do i have time . Maybe, well do it on thursday. You know what you are her nephew. But you are the bride. I have not your vision. I dont have her phone number, until you just text messaged me. Im not mad at you for this not happening. Im mad at you youre mad at me, cause of your problem. Im no. Im mad at you, because you dont think of Simple Solutions of giving her my phone number. You sit here and you come in, and you give me nonsense for me to worry about. Complicated bull deleted damn it, dan ive got other things to do. Okay well, we dont have to have any flowers. I mean, she has specific flower questions for you. Fine all right, no flowers good idea. Were not having flowers. She has you tell me im wrong. Look, im fine with that. I dont want any deleted flowers, now, anyway. So, you can call your aunt, and you tell her that were not having flowers. I am so aggravated with you. About what . I just think that im marrying an idiot. screeching tires announcer its the night of the bachelor party, and much to jesses dismay, valerie has demanded that she and her girls attend. Can you get me the duct tape, jesse, when you get a chance . woman whats the duct tape for . For my boobs. woman oh, i thought it was for your mouth. Oh, my god were about to go out to a club and im going with jesse, because hes not going by himself. He didnt let me have a bachelorette party, so, im not letting him have a bachelor party. jesse i was kind of excited, you know . Last night out with the guys, you know . And then, it just got ruined. cheers announcer the party is just getting started, when our bridezillas big mouth rubs one of the groomsmen the wrong way. valerie all that matters is, im here. deleted all of you guys. Im here with him for his bachelor party. cause i love this guy, right here. This is our bachelor party. Valerie thinks my friend, miguel hates her, probably because of the fact that every time we go out, they seem to get in an argument. I think she feels that everybody should like her, and thats not always the case. Miguel and i dont get along. He has a really strong personality, and i have a really strong personality, and thats where we butt heads, because we always have to be right. One of us always has to be right. announcer creating more unnecessary drama, valerie confronts miguel, sensing shes not his favorite person. valerie miguel, you dont like me, do you . valerie why dont you . Whats the big deal . Anything can come out of my mouth. It doesnt matter what comes out of my mouth. Why does he make it a big deal . announcer when miguel refuses to give valerie the adoration shes accustomed to, jesse is called to the rescue. valerie jesse, you know what . Jesse, you need to step in here and Say Something to him. You need to Say Something, because this is bull deleted you need to tell him he deleted ruined my whole night. Im not going inside im not going inside. valerie fine well sit here. cause you know what . If you dont have balls to go tell your friend im gonna be your wife, not him. Dont film this. announcer cameras are abruptly banned from the bus, but the microphone continues to pick up every horrific detail. valerie you wanna be on his side . valerie about everything valerie whos gonna be your deleted wife . You know what, jesse let me tell you something. If you cant tell your friend, then, dont marry me. Marry your deleted friend go deleted your friend valerie go, go please go i want you to go. valerie yeah you know what . I brought it to the attention because im not gonna be hanging out with somebody that doesnt like me. Im a straight up bitch, jesse you know that. I dont need this deleted . valerie good go find somebody that wants to be with you. valerie trust me i can go inside and find anybody. I have no idea how this marriage is gonna even last. They have just been saying things that you dont even you dont even open those doors. valerie you know how many guys would be happy to be with me . Three kids looking like this please . valerie youre right i dont know why im still with you. announcer realizing her fiance isnt in her corner, valerie runs to the next available male who will listen. The bus driver. He cant stand up for me in front of his friends. Then, why would i even marry somebody, like that why . Why would i marry somebody like that . I totally understand. If worse comes to worse, just let me know, and then, uh, you can sit up front with me, if you want . valerie i dont think its gonna work out. Im thinking about calling off the wedding, because i dont wanna be with somebody that cant stick up for me, cant be there for me. Theres no point in being with somebody like that. announcer coming up, in the face of valeries fury. Back the deleted off im pissed off. announcer . Youd better duck. Back off, already announcer plus, when the cops are called to courtneys rehearsal. Police Sirens announcer its batman to the rescue . inaudible announcer next, on bridezillas. announcer still fuming from their fight, our bitter bridezilla refuses to join the party and has suddenly decided to call their entire relationship into question. Im so pissed off because jesses friend is telling me something that i dont think he should, and jesses not sticking up for me. It makes me not even want to marry him. If he cant even stick up for me, why do i wanna be with somebody like that . No im so deleted pissed off. No, tina im seriously mad. I know. No, because it really ruined my whole deleted night. I cant understand him. Like, he doesnt even say anything to miguel. Thats what i tell him its your wedding, not his. No. And you guys should be here, enjoying yourself, having fun. But no you guys are here fighting over what . Forget about it. I dont wanna go in there. I wanna go somewhere else, without him. I know. The whole thing is ruined. I know im sorry okay . Lets go inside you want me to talk to him . Ill talk to him. announcer with a stubborn bride and groom not speaking, valeries friend attempts to try to patch up a quickly crumbling situation. This is about you and valerie. This is about you and valerie, your wedding night, your love for each other. Everybody else meaningless. Meaningless. You love her . You love her . Its just ridiculous to me i dont get it. Its their night. They should have fun and forget about everybody else and not be fighting. How are you gonna start a marriage, like that . Now, you need to listen to him and you need to talk to him, because regardless of Everything Else, thats still your husbandtobe. If you cant communicate with him and you cant listen to him, now, then what kind of future do you have . Seriously, okay . Then, theres no future. Well, then, you talk to him and discuss that. You know what i mean . I cant decide that for you. Yeah. Theres no future. You need to decide that. Ill just let him know theres no deleted future. Im pissed off. I dont even think i wanna marry him. Hes a deleted mamas boy. Get out of his mamas ass. And he cant even stick up for me, because of his friends . Thats bull deleted . Its your night okay . Can you gu kiss . announcer but, in a matter of minutes, valeries on the dance floor, and her malicious mood magically melts away, momentarily. jesse things got a little crazy. A lot of alcohol was drunk and, uh, we got back in the club, everything, kind of, worked its way out. Its the bipolar relationship that we have. announcer our ladylike bridezilla is under control and everyone is at ease, until an innocent stranger makes the grave error of stepping foot into her v. I. P. Area. I dont know what exactly happened. There was a fight inside. I was so pissed off, i jumped up. I got in the bouncers faces. I was so mad that i wanted to hit someone. Let me tell you something. No back the deleted off back the deleted off back the deleted off youre gonna deleted back the deleted off chill out, baby chill out. Back off unless you wanna get deleted , back the deleted off relax, relax. announcer bouncers contain valerie for now, but moments later, another poor soul becomes the target of her rage. I didnt get a chance to hit anybody inside the club, but outside, i got to do what i wanted. Before we were all getting ready to leave, there was an incident with a lady. She was being aggressive towards my friend. Get the deleted out of here, dog. Get the deleted out of here. Okay, but back off. All right, then, get the deleted out of here. A lady came up to me. She was yelling and screaming in my face, acting all crazy wouldnt back off. Back off, already. So i socked her in the head. Back off i told you to back off, already she basically just clocked her. both snickering announcer thankfully, jesse didnt wind up being valeries punching bag, and this deranged duo is stronger, than ever. Yeah, it makes me feel proud that valerie is willing to stick up for herself and can hold her own and occasionally, if necessary, throw a few swings. Everyone, get on the bus. Whyd you make me hit her . Listen. No, no, youre fine get on the bus. The only thing that i regret, after i hit her across the head is that my hand hurts. announcer after a very stressful week planning the wedding, courtney and company are finally ready for the dress rehearsal on halloween, and in classic courtney fashion, its not very well thought out. Josh and norel, could you stand over by the garage for a moment, sure while i make sure i have enough people . Where are you guys goin . You know, courtneys a control freak, so shes doin what she wants to do, when she wants to do it. Her wedding, her day. Were going to be, uh, playing seasons of love for the unity candle. Then, uh, were going to do the mazal tov and stomp on a glass. And then we play the game, clue. I really wasnt paying attention, to be honest. Ill just follow the flow, tomorrow. announcer it was all fun and games until courtneys coordinator decided to repeat a rather unpleasant morsel of gossip to the grooms sister. Stop did you hear, um, janika or lou call julie fat . What . They walked up to julie and said, so i hear they had to change their colors, and they had to change everything, because youre fat. My mom just confronted her and she said, well, courtneys been saying that all week. Janika . Yeah. Jean what . What happened with julie . Shes got her feelings hurt. Do not hurt her feelings about her weight. I did not this is not my fault. announcer actually, courtney, it totally is. This is one of the original colors for the wedding, this copper. Yeah. But it is no longer a color of the wedding. I know. Why not . growling because julie couldnt fit into any of the dresses that were this color. Yeah, i know. announcer in typical courtney fashion, she promptly goes on the warpath to blame anyone, but herself. Theyre all saying that you walked up to julie and you said that things got changed because she was fat . I asked her about her dress. I said, are you the one that couldnt fit the dress . You had to get her that she had to get her, um, colors changed because . And she was like, thats not true and whatever. I was like, just dont worry about it. Thats the most asinine thing, i have ever heard. announcer en route to the rehearsal dinner, courtney attempts a coverup. Julie, it is courtney. I wanna know what the hell has happened . Things blew up and i have no idea what is going on or why somebody would Say Something extremely hurtful. Do you not know about that . We took julie to the store and she couldnt fit anything. announcer with courtneys loose lips threatening to catch up with her, she craftily shifts everyones attention onto julies boyfriend. Do you not know how drunk he is . No, i didnt. They were all telling me. They were worried he was gonna fall in the lake. She let him drive, dan . Oh woman i dont think she knew, he apparently was that drunk. Uhuh. woman because i didnt even know he was that drunk. I didnt, either. I was on the phone with her, he was running his mouth. Okay theres julie, and she is with her boyfriend. Is she driving . I think he is driving. announcer before courtney has a chance to get to dans sister, julies boyfriend catches wind of what courtneys been saying about his state of inebriation. courtney it was not julie, julie, we need to talk. Who thinks im deleted drunk . I want to have a word with em who . They all think that you are. Who is it . I need to talk to julie. There is a huge misunderstanding. I need to clear this up. Who thinks who thinks im drunk . announcer but just when it seems that courtneys big mouth has her cornered, its dan the batman to the rescue. Who thinks im drunk . Drew i cani can think youre drunk. I can see it in your eyes. announcer and then, things get downright ridiculous. deleted dodo you understand . You wanna try me, deleted . You wanna try me . Drew. deleted . Drew, please. Lets go, right now. Courtney, hold my cell phone. Lets go, right now. Okay, drew, were over. We are over just because of this, right now. Come on. Drew, were over. We need help drew what is your problem . courtney yeah, we have a fight in the parking lot of rancho in evans. Theres aa drunk altercation. announcer while courtney calls in the fuzz, more sensible family members step in to diffuse the situation. Im fixin to leave, because i cant handle this deleted , right here. Okay, but be careful. Im sorry, but your son is an ass deleted , and his wife is a deleted bitch. Theres nobody fightin. Youreyoure not calling the police, are you . I when hehe went swinging at dan, i did. Courtney was scared i think she overreacted. I never wouldve called the police over this ever announcer before julies boyfriend can escape, the cops arrive on the bizarre scene. Police Officer so, you are all are friends, right . Police Officer you dont him . announcer while dan is being questioned by police, courtney busies herself by scoring sympathy points from unsuspecting supporters. Hey, um, its your day deleted everybody else. Its not my day, anymore. It is of course, it is. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yes, it is. And i did not say what was said to her. You didnt say it you didnt say it. Somebody else said it. And thats not my fault. Its not looking good for tomorrow. Its not looking good, at all. announcer coming up. Well, its not my fault, youre a bitch. announcer its a wedding day showdown. Im not a bitch announcer . Bridezilla style. Do you know, this is, like, worse than i couldve ever imagined. sobbing announcer next, on bridezillas. announcer after a harrowing escape from the rehearsal dinner. I will break your deleted damn nose, mother deleted . Drew, what is your problem . announcer courtney arrives at the salon just in time for a hair raising rematch with sisterinlaw, julie. Julie was walking towards thethe door. And then, when she saw that i was here, she turned around and stormed by me and just gave me an evil look. I was just instantly sick to my stomach. I was, this is not good. This is not gonna go well, at all. Hey look dont even start with me, okay . I was she was just gonna hug you and tell you she was sorry. inaudible do you know what, julie . If you dont wanna be here, you dont have to be. Yes, i do. I have to be here for my brother and for my mother. All right, then, you can go home. No. Yes, you can. No, i cant. Yes, you can. All right we need to call, uh, dan and have somebody take julie home. Um, julie needs a ride home. No, i dont. Im here to get my hair done, cause i gotta be in the wedding for my brother. He doesnt want you, if youre gonna be mean to me. I just simply dont wanna talk to you. Then, you dont need to be here im not trying to be rude. You are being rude, julie no, im not. You are i dont wanna talk to the bride. The bride can kiss my ass come on well, its not my fault, youre a bitch. Im not a bitch, julie im not a bitch i did not say that woman okay all right we dont need this, today. Thats what im saying this is the wedding day we dont need this, okay . I agree. Thats the thing is, that i didnt do anything wrong, for her to not like me it doesnt matter you cant settle that, today. Let her get her hair fixed and move on, okay . I needi need to talk. You can talk to him. Do you know, this is, like. Worse, than i couldve ever imagined happening. I dont think i have to put up with this. announcer while courtney is busy wallowing in pointless drama, julie is getting her hair and makeup done for the wedding something the bride might want to consider doing, as well. With everybody, julies fine julies okay. Julies not gonna start anything. Shes gonna show up and shes gonna have a pleasant attitude and pretend like nothin happened. Bull deleted came in here, youre a bitch. Shes sitting heresitting here, on my wedding day, calling me a bitch for something i did not do no, so im not i just i dont want somebody here calling me, a bitch, all day thats all im saying. So, im tired of being the bigger person that sits there and lets somebody deleted on her all day, especially, the wedding day. People are like, you have to be the better person. You have to be the one to just stand up and just let it happen. Just let her be there just let it go. So, im supposed to stand there and have someone call me names, and be horrible to me and just suck it up. sobbing announcer while courtney considers sucking it up, everyone else is almost done getting ready. Maybe, if courtney drops the drama queen act, she can get ready, too. whimpering announcer a mere three hours after collapsing in spasms of self pity, our bridezilla is put together and on her way to the wedding location, where dan has been left in charge of setting up everything for the murder mystery reception. Talk to someone, thats not me. Nobody ask me questions, today, that they expect answered, cause i dont care, cause other people can think and figure things out, and its great for me. woman just relax and get married. Im trying to. But as soon as i relax, somebody is, like, flippin out. I have a motto at work done is good. Lord have mercy if one more person flips out on me, today. girls giggling and when it gets to within a certain percentage of time before the show, thats the answer to everything. Does this look good is it done . Then, thats perfect. And i am full in the mood of done is good. Nona nona what . Where are you . nona right here candles. I found things, jeremiah. jeremiah oh, thats what i was looking for. Theres a fourfoot round table somewhere thats the cake table. announcer while dan lives by the motto done is good, courtney arrives to find that not everything is done, and that isnt good. Very nice, very nice okay, we got a problem. The game itself is missing murder weapons. I dont know how theythey didnt make it, except, that we were really rushed. announcer as the guests are beginning to arrive, courtney is still trying to solve the mystery of this clue themed reception. Each of the actors gets one of these envelopes with their clues in em, so, im not quite sure where the clues went to. So, you know those envelopes that are supposed to have our clues in them . Yes. They were just handed to me, and there are no clues in them. The clues are somewhere whos got the clues . Dan have the clues . Eric, lets move that over there. That is an impeded view of her coming down the stairs. Last words itsits not an execution. Ugh do you want your mom in here . No, not really. Okay. announcer minutes before courtney walks down the aisle, her wedding is still hanging in the balance. Will this be courtneys performance of a lifetime, or. Will this be her and dans final curtain call . Wheres the rest of the groomsmen . announcer the ceremony begins. And our nervous bridezilla takes to the stage. Friends, were gathered here today to share with courtney and dan a very important moment in their lives. In the time theyve been together, their love and understanding of each other has grown and matured. You may, now, kiss your bride. I, now, present to you, mr. And mrs. Dan posey. collectively mazal tov cheers and applause i thought it was beautiful. I thought she was gorgeous. And i kept waiting for gail to give us a chance, during the service, for me to say it to her. announcer while dan is appreciating the wedding decorations, the guests are finally getting clued in to this murder mystery wedding. Hello, everyone im miss scarlet. Ive come to deliver your clue. Professor plum and colonel mustard were catching a movie in the theater. I thought people wouldnt be interested in it, right away, and they would start eating, but they got into it. man nobody really could understand the game. So, i was standing there, and i was going, awkward. man this woman was like, how do i play this . I dont know how to play it. gun shot may i have everyones attention, please . People enjoyed it yeah. And that was our goal they had fun. Yeah. Ah get em right now, i am completely relieved, that this is over. The thought crossed my mind, if i had to do it over again, would i . Absolutely not. announcer on the next episode of bridezillas, could christinas hefty expectations. I need to make sure that theyre gonna be over 200 pounds. announcer and mounting frustrations. You look like an idiot, right now. announcer . Spell doom for her big day . I just know, that im gonna regret this day. announcer plus. gasping when crafty karma delivers valerie a devastating blow. woman on phone green river road is on fire. valerie thats where were getting married. announcer will this bridezillas wedding day dreams go up in smoke . This just ruined everything. fire engine sirens blaring announcer on the next episode of bridezillas. The following program contains mature subject matter. Viewer discretion is advised. Today on the test. In an interview lamars alleged mistress speaks out. Her first tv interview. We fell in love with each other. She is taking the test. Did you have sexual intercourse with lamar odom . And telling all. A lot of reports that you and lamar engaged in threesomes, wild sex parties. Yes, we had a threesome. Did you see lamar do drugs . Did you go to a game where khloe was at . Yes. I sat court side and she sat three rows back. And we reveal the shocking results. Did lamar odom ever talk about having a baby with you . Today on the test. [applause] [applause] [ ] kirk welcome to the test test. Im kirk fox. Since tying the knot khloe and lamars marriage has been a tabloid dream but for the couple the last few months have been a nightmare filled with cheating allegations. Today in an exclusive interview, lamars alleged mistress speaks out for the first time saying she wants to put the rumors to rest with the test. Has lamar being playing more off the court than on . Jennifer richardson, the first mistress to come forward says yes. Because of the controversy surrounding her relationship with the husband of the most beloved kardashian we are interviewing jennifer on location in a private setting today on the test. Lamar odom was a twotime nba champion when he married into the royal family of reality television. As stars of their own reality show, lamar and Khloe Kardashian seemed to be living in a fairy tale until. Lamar and i talked about having a baby together very, very often. A young woman appear who claimed tore lamars mistress. I never had anybody that i could attach to and i attached to him in that moment. I thought about how he made me feel. What he was doing for me and giving me emotionally and fis physically. After rumors of drug abuse and altercations with paparazzi and a disappearance. Lamar odom is missing. It could be drug related. And the d. U. I. Arrest. Lamar odom arrested and charged with d. U. I. Which has everyone wondering was Jennifer Richardson really telling the truth . Tell me why you are here today. What would you like to happen . Im here today to speak on my past relationship with lamar odom. And everything thats been happening since it has hit the press and been leaked to the press. Kirk what has happened since it came out . Its been kind of a little bit scary, a little bit nervewracking. Emotional. Like a rollercoaster. The press is covering it like crazy my picture has been blasted all over the world. Kirk its still going to be. How did you guys meet . I met lamar in washington d. C. At a friend of mines stadium nightclub a Gentlemens Club a nightclub. Kirk Gentlemens Club is a strip club. Exactly. Kirk were you a stripper or did you work there . My good friends are the owners. So i just frequent there because its the new happening spot so i go all the time when im home. Kirk and it is the hotspot a lot of athletes go there when they are in town . Yes. A lot of entertainers, athletes and people in the industry definitely go there. Kirk he said i want to meet that girl . He asked the general manager. Kirk understandable i would say