No. [applause] kirk congratulations for that victory. Well find out today if in fact you really passed that test. Ok. Kirk it is a miracle patricia made it to the show today. During her first attempt to fly to los angeles she missed four flights despite being a the airport. Once she made it on a plane the drama continued after landing in her connecting city she was detained and r restrained in the minneapolis airport by police. Yelling at authorities and ignoring producers patricia was in a detox center and held for 36 hours. What happened . Tell me about this day. My oldest daughter is and my son got up in 4 in the morning and got everything ready for everyone. And then so we go to the airport. Anand ashley is in love and decides she cannot go. Kirk you cannot fly when you are in love. No, its too much. Im in love. So anyway, we got into an argument and this is how it all started. I missed by five minutes the first flight and i am not the most patient person. I am a homebody. When you put me in these crazy situations ok now we are waiting for the second flight which took hours. Finally we are on the stupid plane. Kirk why was the airport a crazy situation . Now we are in minneapolis. And then the flight was not for like five or six hours. Im like oh, my god. We went out to eat twice at this point. And then i smoke. Kirk were you drinking at well . Yeah, i had a couple of drinks and i smoke i have to go all the way through security again three times. So i really now i get i have a very loud, stern big mouth and now im. Im tired and im aggravated and ive had a few drinks. Kirk long story short you got thrown in detox. Right. Kirk they wouldnt let you fly . They wouldnt let me go back on the plane. You have to go to detox. Kirk and your 16yearold son was left you alone. They do not throw you in detox unless are you drunk. Jail or detox. I would rather go there, you know. That is what happened. Kirk so your son was so concerned he sent emails to our producers. He was upset. Kirk worried about mom. Here is the first email. This is from your son to our producers, thursday at 11 5 2 00 a. M. She is really expressing me out stressing me out continually drinking hard alcohol we split up. Please call her and persuade her to stop drinking by any means necessary. He never told me that. Kirk he was concerned about his mother. I know he was concerned. Kirk he says you were drinking hard. Because i do not drink hard. And i did because i was exhausted and. And i made a mistake. Ive made several mistakes like the club incident. Kirk you were drinking excessively that day . Not excessively. Here and there. I was more exhausted. Kirk he says you drank hard that day. What do you mean . Kirk you said a couple because i did not eat when we went out to eat. Kirk so you went to two meals but did not eat, just drank . I ate a little bit. Kirk im with you. Second email thursday 12 3pm. I found her she is inco her rent and intoxicated they informed me we cannot leave together that day. If it was true kirk he sent it. I dont know. Kirk are you saying your 16yearold son is a liar . No. Kirk so it is true. He would have told me when i came back because we talked about the whole thing. Kirk he sent the emails. I will get on my son after the show and talk to him. He would have told me he did that. He was upset. I was upset. The whole thing was happening. Kirk maybe he was atrade to tell you. I immediate to talk to him. Maybe he was afraid to tell you. I need to talk to him. Because of the instances and stress and what they did to me and my family i have made bad choices. Kirk did you make bad choices with cocktails that day. I did not belong in the nightclub. The airport is not a nightclub. I do not like being around all this. I get nervous. Im used to being at home. This is way a lot. Kirk you were drinking a lot that day . Yes. Kirk lets talk about your second time coming here. Which was yesterday. How did that go . Everything was fine. I was taking care of my friend adam who is here. And it was a spoof about this stupid tanning song. And then, yeah, i took care of him on the plane. Kirk you were drunk again yesterday they put you on a no fly list. Were you falling down yesterday . No, i did not drink, no. No. Kirk ok. Falling down . You heard wrong that is not true. I say its not true. Kirk your friend is here who was with you yesterday. And maybe he will explain that. Maybe i wont look so wrong. Despite the emails from your son we decided to give patricia a chance to try and prove she was not too drunk to depart and patricia agreed to take a Lie Detector Test. And we were shocked by the results. We will talk about that when we come back. You dont want to miss this. [applause] next on the test. She was crashing. She was drinking yesterday at the airport . One of our producers said you had wine in your coffee mug . I do drink sometimes to forget all my pain. I will drink to forget it. Kirk and later, did you put your fiveyearold daughter in a tanning booth . Do you think your girlfriend got pregnant on purpose to trap you . Do you believe she lied about being on Birth Control . If so put it to the test and call. [applause] kirk welcome back to the test im kirk fox. Today im talking to tan mom. She has been grilled on everything from allowing her daughter to go into a tanning bed and now we are talking about her most recent escapade when she was thrown into a 36hour hold after being accused of being drunk in an airport many she swears she wasnt and agreed to take a Lie Detector Test to prove her innocence. I want to add one more player. You may recognize him from the tan moms video called tan writer, adam is a top 20 billboard artist and on mtv and is one of patricias closest friends and also stars in the video. Please welcome adam barta. [applause] hey, adam. Welcome. So, adam, were you traveling with patricia yesterday . Yes. Kirk how did that go. Tell me about that. The thing about patricia is her personality is over the top when she is sober and not drinking and i was saying this morning she is vibrant and very pushy sometimes with people. And she admits that. Sometimes when you mix alcohol into that normal person may be can have one or two glasses of wine. Kirk was she pushy at the airport yesterday . She was a little nervous and she was a little i want to use the word sloppy. Like you were kind of Walking Around and crashing into things. Kirk was she drinking yesterday at the airport. No, completely exhausted. Kirk you were sloppy . I was beside myself. I work seven days. Three days four days here. I was not kirk one of our producers said you had wine in your coffee mug. Did you have wine in your coffee mug . No. I think she did have a drink at the airport she did not drink. I did not see her drink but i think i had a glass of wine. Kirk that is drinking. Yeah. Kirk in the morning . So you are drinking wine in the morning . Lets go to the next question. Kirk no. I mean, you just you werent drinking and said well, wine. Because you do not understand me. Kirk no, i got to be honest with you that is why we are here because we want to understand you. That is what is great about the test, no one wants to attack. This is a good venue for you to just clean the slate. Ok. If you start understand me about a lot of things ive been through and we dont have all day. Kirk i do. I dont. [laughter] kirk ok. Enough of this. I have played all in my head. I had my head opened up three times and reconstruction and i was pregnant and almost died twice. I have head traumas and a problem and a lot of times when im loud and obnoxious and i am on medication, i will say it. I will say how it is drinking or not drinking. And yes, alcohol does bring the wildcat out in me. Kirk you have plates in your head. Even when im walking sober with my feet on i fall. That is who i am. Kirk you have plates in your head. And you combine them with cups. And i had my jaw broken and three disks out of my back and ive had a lot of problems with other issues that i do not want to get further with. Kirk so that explains why sometimes you drink in the morning . And i do drink sometimes to forget all my pain. I have a lot of tramatizing please dont start crying things that happened to me sometimes i will drink to forget it. Kirk ok. Thats the truth. Kirk well, were here today to get to the truth. This is your day to get things out. Because you have said that the media doesnt know you. So maybe this is a chance for you to clean the slate. They just like people do anyway in general they pick the bad out of people without getting to know them ive learned over the years as ive gotten older make a judgment call about somebody and i used to do that myself a longtime ago. But with age and what people have done to me. Kirk and sometimes maybe the drinking has given them ammo. That is you. Kirk maybe theres times that you gave them somethi to pick on. When you keep getting in my face i will get inyourface and im polish. So i will get inyourface. Kirk when did you meet . We met we share the same manager and publicist and she was the one that suggested maybe patricia should do a funny song and get out there. Her goals she said she wanted her own special on comedy central. She wants to be a comedian. She is good at making people laugh. And she wants people to laugh with her instead of at her. And that is what we are trying to do. And she succeeded. Kirk i will say this because i do have a special on comedy central. And it takes a lot of work. You know, you will need more than one video. I no, no, no, my life is a joke. Kirk lets talk about how adam and patricia met. I want to show everyone a clip from the making of patricias video. You have to laugh this is a spoof a message for you from the sun ha, ha, ha, the tanning booth and the booth and a booth again i choose to not do that at all because you all are losers and heres my score my name is tan mom, tanning is the bomb you spf for a handful of sun [applause] now, lets look at the finished product. I have to see this. Its tan mom. Are you ready . Its patricia here i come. I got a message to use protection from the sun ha, ha, ha, ha i want to get, get my tan on they are all are losers the teens mom i am cool im the cool one im hotter than the october tow mom the world can judge me now i want you to back away, getaway from me everyday my name is tan mom tanning is the bomb im be in the tanning booth with the burns no that doesnt work. Forget the birds. Cut tan mom. [applause] kirk i got to tell you its not bad. [laughter] were going to go to break and i want to talk about that. Tell me patricia denies being an alcoholic. When we come back we will see videos that make it look like she is not telling the truth. [applause] next on the test tell me what is going right here . Is it windy . [laughter] i was eating hard drinks. Kirk the problem is you should not eat your alcohol. [laughter] all new on the test tomorrow, i do turns to i dont. I know you cheated on me. You pawned the ring, you know i love you. How many women have you been with . And can the test get this couple living happily ever after. Have you ever had sexual intercourse with anyone other than jasmine . And is her sister budding in on the relationship . That is tomorrow. Kirk today we are talking to tan mom Patricia Krentcil about whether she is an alcoholic and joining us is her friend singer and top 20 billboard artist adam barta. Patricia has denied being drunk at Public Events despite videos and photos proving the contrary. A video of august of 2012 at a new york city drag show event and while its playing i want patricia to explain what is happenin tell me what is going on here . Is it windy . [laughter] what caused that. What was what . I messed up. Kirk you were drink or high or something . No. I was eating hard drinks. Kirk first of all, the problem is you should not eat your alcohol. [laughter] i know. Kirk you were drinking hard alcohol. It never agrees with me. It agrees with the press. You see why they attack . Of course. You got to love that one. [laughter] kirk adam says he has seen patricia tipsy plenty of times. Here is what happened the first night when they went out to dinner. Oh,. [inaudible] kirk it looked like you were hungry for cheek. [laughter] explain that video. How do you want me to explain it . Kirk explain what was going on. Is that a new friend . Is that a boyfriend . Or just a guy who was there . That my friend. She knows im gay i am an openly gay artist. Kirk you decided you were trying to change his way . Again, here is my humor. You know. I was toasted again. Kirk did it work . No. I mean. Kirk did she flip you . She managed to become one of my good friends she succeeded in that. [applause] there you go. Kirk patricia you do have five children . So i mean and each one of these occasions is when im out. I dont do that. Kirk but they see these. They dont see the other half of me working and taking care of my kids and i am a great mother. Everything is homemade. I am a great cook. My home is impeccable we read books and go to the park. Normal. [applause] i decorate every single holiday. You know, we do homework together. Kirk how are your children at school . Are they getting picked on . That was a while ago. And i hate rehashing those things because that is not who i am. That is the wild he me. Kirk and the wild you was yesterday and at the airport its still part of you. It is a part of me. And that is why im getting help. Because its not just the liquor its like ive been to a lot of doctors throughout the years and trying a new aspect. And hoping this time it works. I am older now, too and i dont want that. So that is why i will try. All i can do. Kirk you never drink at home . No. No. No. This is all going out when im nervous. Kirk adam does she drink at home. There are times that weve been on the phone and she has been tipsy. Its happened a couple of times. Kirk do you think she has a problem with alcohol . I think she does in the fact that she needs to completely eliminate it. That is the healthiest thing for her and her kids. [applause] and you know, im not an expert in psychology im not an expert in addiction i am an expert in entertainment and i can speak to that. If she is going to continue kirk you do not have to be an expert in anything except watching someone tip over at parties, or get thrown into detox at airports, i mean, the video were you drunk in that video a little . Which one. Kirk the music video. Was there drinking there as well . Um, yeah, i had a couple glasses of wine. No, that was she has had the wine. Ism it was a cocktail party. Kirk a bottle or a glass. It was a bottle. And i think alcoholism is not only sitting home at home and having five glasses of wine by yourself but its using it to cope. And its still a problem and addiction and that is why its going to help. Kirk exactly. [applause] but its also a stress that you might be able to deal with easier if you were sober. You know. I am better that way. [applause] kirk coming up i have one more question on everyones mind that we need answered before we leave here today. I will get to that when we come back. [applause] [ ] next on the test did you know you are an alcoholic, right . Yes. You do know that . Yes. [applause] that is who i am. Kirk who are you . A wonderful lady. A great mom. Kirk are you at rock bottom . Does your child have more than two potential fathers . Are you desperate to get to the truth with dna . If you want to put all the potential fathers to the test call. [applause] kirk today weve been talking to tan mom to find out if she is a true train wreck or is rarely misunderstood. Lets check in with our polygraph administrator joe dalia. Hi. Tell me about her Lie Detector Test. Well, first time i met her was last night where she came in. And i attempted to do a polygraph on her. And i had to terminate the test because she had no sleep. Nothing to eat. And she had been drinking. And i asked her i said lets come back tomorrow and do a fresh start. And she came back this morning. Kirk how did that go today . What happened when i initiated the test, i noticed that there was very low skin response and her cardio was flatlined which means that she is is using some type of medication, drugs or alcohol. And i asked her, i said did you use any type of medication . And she said she did. And i asked her to come back and two, three hours, and we would try it again. And she came back, and i ran another chart and it was the same way. She was untestable. Kirk you think because of drugs and alcohol . Yes. Kirk patricia is that true . No, alcohol i take medications through my doctors prescribed. Its not like kirk do your doctors know that sometimes you combine alcohol with the medications . Yes. Kirk and they are ok with that . No. Kirk they know it can kill you . Yes. That is why im trying not to drink. Kirk tell me what is going on in your life . Im going to a place for a month in west beach it is a celebrity rehab and they deal more with your inner self and why you would do things. [applause] kirk so they deal with what is making you want to drink . Maybe i could get off the medicines maybe i can get off of them all. You meditate and you eat well. You are healthy and you talk and maybe this time kirk because you know you e an alcoholic right . Yes,. Kirk you do know that . Yes. [applause] i like to party but i cannot handle it. Kirk you have got to stop drinking. I have, i have done it before. Kirk wherever you are going you are already candy coating it. Im not trying to candy coat it. Kirk just you got to kick this in the butt. Have you tried before . Yes. But i guess you have to get to i dont know. That is not who i am. I dont want to be that way. Kirk are you at your rock bottom . Yes. Yes. But its been horrific experience for my whole family and me. I want to be well. Kirk we all want you to be well. I want my mind and move on. [applause] you know. Instead of like killing the pain, really find out like kirk and the first step is you are going to have to be honest with yourself. When i asked you about drinking i dont like talking about it. I feel like talk to people. Kirk i am a drunk and i need help. And this is the first step. From here you are going straight to rehab. I want to make sure of that. Yes, right. Kirk ok. [applause] i mean why are you sad right now . Right this moment why is there sadness . Because that is not who i am. Kirk who are you . A wonderful lady and a great mom. Kirk and you are. And i believe that. [applause] and as a great mom, you owe it to your children to be sober. Its ok. Its ok. All right. Were done. Kirk we are done in a moment and part of that is you menon your children and you have to know that it was wrong what you put your 16yearold boy in this week. You know. You have to say, i shouldnt have done that and and i never want to do anything like that again. Kirk you never want them to see you that way. Because he loves you. And those emails they happened. They were real. So know that he loves you and cares about you. All my kids care about me and they are my life. Kirk they love the fact that you are going to get clean and sober. They love that. You are starting your fight today. Today its started and we all wish that you kick this alcohol and. Because you need to. Thank you. [applause] kirk we will be right back. [applause] next on the test patricia made the decision to enter a Treatment