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WPVI Nightline June 11, 2016
And that means taking on debt. In a smart way. Like my mortgage its working for me. And if he needs a college loan down the road, thatll be worth it too. Its all about having a strategy, that fits your life. So, if you have a question about how to make debt work for you, ask me. Sincerely, brandon heaven fellow dad and fellow citizen. Jimmy im here with Anthony Anderson and his mom doris. Both of them are on the show to tell the truth. Youre the score keeper. Which i love. She thinks shes the star. Youre not the star. Youre a score keeper. Jimmy are you behaving like a star . Yes. Jimmy in what ways . I get what i want. Jimmy what do you want . Potato chips. Jimmy and do you treat your son with the respect that is typically accorded to the host of a show like this . No. Jimmy why do you say no . She comes late. I was late one time. Jimmy y you were late the first show. She comes with an entourage. Drunk bobby and debby. Theyre in the back. What up, drunk bobby . Hi, debby. Theyre in the green room. Jimmy why do they call him that . Because he like hennessy. [ laughter ] jimmy on to tell the truth, you have three people come out, two of them are imposters. One is the person who says he or she says they are. I asked anthony to come up with three things. Two of them are not true, one of them is true. Things that youve never heard about him before. These are secrets from his past, and you have to figure out which one is true. Do we need any game show music or anything like that . No, we dont. [ laughter ] okay, here they are. You and dad went out one night, and i was hungry, and i cooked a polish sausage in a pan and burned. And yall came home and said, who the hell burned something . I said, i dont know. Okay, thats one. Two, my brother derek actually pushed a bar stool over on my head and gave me these stitches right here in the family room. Thats true. Hold on i aint even got to the other story yet. And three, i lost my virginity to your best friends daughter in the house, and my brother derek also watched it through the keyhole of our bedroom door. Was it barbaras door . Jimmy you cant ask followup questions. Which do you think is true, one, two, or three . In the den, where my other son knocked him in the head with the skateboard. Jimmy anthony, which story is true . I lost my virginity while my brother watched through the keyhole in the door. [ laughter and applause ] who lived two houses down . Old lady mary, then the samoans. And then barbara. Her name wasnt barbara. Memes mother, that was her name . Yeah. Okay, it was her daughter, shantel. Derek watched through the peephole. Jimmy what do you think of that . Does that surprise you . Thank god she didnt get pregnant. Jimmy all right, now its your turn. You have three stories, give them to anthony. Hell figure out which one is true. I made love in a jiffy lube truck. [ laughter ] jimmy ho thats number one. That explains a lot. Thats why my car is always okay, mama, go on. Free oil change for life. Jimmy number two. Okay, made love in a jiffy lube truck. Jimmy whats the next story . When you was 10 years old, i smoked a joint with francis and i got high and i couldnt walk, and i had to crawl home. Literally, crawl home. And when i got inside, i said, im so hungry. They told me, if you eat, you will come down. So you went in there and fried me a chicken. Jimmy how old was he . 10. Jimmy oh, boy. Okay. Whats number three . Jimmy whats story number three . Your daddy was no good. Your real daddy. Okay. But your grandfather was good. Wait a minute wait a minute we not from the south, mama we from South Central anyway, i said he was a goodhearted man, he left you 5,000 when he died. And i spent it. I bought the dining room table. [ laughter ] see, now this is interesting. Okay. Not going to say my mama smoked a joint with franncis, so she didnt really crawl home. I think the first time she smoked on joint was on her 50th birthday in london with me. Jiffy lube and money. My mama is a big freak, so the jiffy lube story could be true. But im going to go with my mother stealing the using the 5,000 that my grandfather left when he died. Because anybody knows me and my mama with money, knows that my mama would never tell me that she had some free money from somebody. Jimmy which one is true . I smoked a joint with francis. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy there you go. To tell the truth airs a special sneak preview at 8 00 p. M. , tuesday. Well be right back with bill simmons m this ham is great. See, we can agree. That one. Ugh, come on. Dad, can we turn up the heat . No. Put on a sweater. Honey, its called a barber shop quartet. No out what . That was in yeah finally, something the whole family can agree on. Oscar mayer deli fresh ham made with pure honey for a taste everyone will love. Help you experience this world . Oh man ive only been to one place oh i have a great idea maybe i can go to the rainforest. Any ideas for my little ones first big trip. Every mastercard world card comes with a concierge who can help you book a dream trip, arrange experiences and much more. Hey, youre going to need more of these. Learn more at priceless. Com world and theyre off should we tell them there are more . Theyll figure it out, eventually. Versus the lube strip. With a hydrating gel reservoir that gives you 40 less friction. Its designed like no other razor to protect from irritation. Sorry, lube strip. Schick hydro®. Free your skin®. Hi hows it going . Today were going to be comparing the rollformed highstrength steel bed of the Chevy Silverado to the aluminum bed of this competitors truck. Awesome alright, let em drop. [loud crashing] wooo [laughter] lets see how the aluminum bed of this truck held up. Ohh. Wow thats a good size puncture. Thats all the way through for sure. Full on crack here. You hear aluminum now youre gonna go uuhh lets check out the silverado steel bed. Wow yeah. Couple dents id expect more dents. Chevy clearly held out better than the ford. Which urgent care do you want to try this time . Uhh, this ones only a mile away. Oooo, and its innetwork. This is our best idea yet. Steve steve steve so close. Its not always easy to control your enthusiasm. But with unitedhealthcare its easy to find quick care options and compare costs. Thats my husband. Let me try this. Second times a charm. Oh there goes mine. Unitedhealthcare buy an eligible galaxy device and get a free gear vr Virtual Reality headset. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a sports media juggernaut. He has a brand new website called the ringer and a new show on hbo, any given wednesday. It premieres june 22nd. Please welcome bill simmons. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow, those are the new steph curry shoes, huh . Theyre great. Jimmy are they comfortable . You were joking in the monologue how they made them for dads. Im a dad. Jimmy there you go. These are wonderful. Jimmy well, thats something. And the socks pair so well with them as well. Thats what they recommend in the commercial. Jimmy is an exciting time for you. It really is. Jimmy this is the First Television show youve hosted . It is. Jimmy and you used to work on our show. Brought you out from boston and now youre wearing shoes that cost 60, sometimes 70. I was thinking about you today. I have a golden tee in my game. Jimmy the golf video game . Right. Im trying to work on something, i im yelling at them. I turned into you. Your kids would come in and you would work on these scripts. Id marvel at your ability to multi task. Snu mean my ability to yell at my children . Yes, i learned from the master. Jimmy put up the billboard. There are bill boards, im sure this is new york, there are these huge bill boards of you all over the place. Have the kids seen that yet . Theyve seen it. I took my daughter to theres one thats like a 20story building on sunset and she was freaked out. Like she got frightened. Jimmy yeah. And then i got frightened because theres one on gouer, and i dont know what happened, but it looks like the atmospheric pressure made my face curve. Jimmy lets look at that. [ laughter ] its like a had a minor medical incident or something. Jimmy its a little bit of a smirk, yeah. By the way, theres one right by my house and my wife said, bill looks very handsome in these things. Thank you. By the way, i had a better joke for that, but my publicist talked me out of it. Hes like, dont go out there and say that. Jimmy hes very sensitive. He has tiny little thumbs and so he considers himself hes like in a special class he gave tiny thumbs down. [ laughter ] jimmy you named your show any given wednesday. Yes. Jimmy against my advice. You called me and asked me, you said, im thinking about naming the show any given wednesday, and i said i dont think its a good idea. You were the only person in my life who didnt like it. I was 29 for 30 and you didnt like it. And i realized it was because i handled how i asked you wrong. Jimmy oh, really . Because i learned when i worked with you. You have to do a Jedi Mind Trick with you. Jimmy dont you want my honest reaction to it . I should have made you think it was your idea. Jimmy thats always the best way to deal with anybody. And i should have given you a list of ten names, with nine terrible names and any given wednesday and youd be like, i like that one and we would have been good. Jimmy that would have been a waste of time. What were the other top candidates for names of the show . Its so hard to name stuff. We had the sim thing with the ringer. Jimmy i like that name. Thank you. And for four months, theyre like, thats the Johnny Knoxville movie where hes in the special olympics. We were like, people are going to say that. You said to me, even Johnny Knoxville doesnt remember that movie anymore. Jimmy hes scratched that from his brain. We couldnt come up with a name. Jimmy you still didnt really. Your show is called Jimmy Kimmel Live youre not live [ laughter and applause ] jimmy youre misstating that. The show is called Jimmy Kimmel Live and people mispronounce it. What i worry about, the show will repeat on hbo a number of times through the week. And then its confusing if you watch it on thursday, youre like, oh, this is old. Thats fair. My whole thing, i didnt want to work on the weekends. If you do hbo, sunday night is their big night. And i thought if i had wednesday in the title, i wouldnt have to work. Yeah, because any given sunday wouldnt roll off the tongue. I thought of it and you didnt listen to me. What is the show going to be like . What do you have planned . First of all, its weekly. But were going to have conversations. Try to be topical and big picture. Jimmy are you prepared to announce your first guest . Our publicist said high wasnt prepared to. Jimmy that little thumb bastard. No, its going to be fun. He wouldnt let me do it. I think when we have people on, well tie them to a topic and a reason for them to be on. Like me coming out here and promoting the show. Like when you come on, i want to team you with somebody like carl malone. Jimmy yes. That you like. Jimmy not just carl malone. Make it carl malone. And then youre on and we talk to carl malone and that would be fun. Jimmy lets do that right now. That would be great. I ran into carl malones wife and daughter on the street yesterday. Weird insight into my life. Anyway, the ringer, the website, tell me what the idea is. Does it different from your last one . Its sports, pub culture and tech. Its a little more timely because things move so fast these days. Like news happens and theres 45 different think pieces on in an hour. So you cant take your time as much. We also have features and columns too. Jimmy one of my favorite bits of trivia about you, even though you do run a forward media empire, you still have an aol email address. And a blackberry. Ive been in meetings where i have all these young people jimmy dont be sad. Its not like he cant afford a gmail address. [ laughter ] ive been in meetings where im like, hold on. And its like youve got mail, and theyre like, oh, my god, youre so old. But now i have the currys. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i wish you a lot of luck. Any given wednesday premieres june 22 at 10 00 p. M. On hbo. Bill simmons, everybody well be right back with train. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by samsung. It took the life of pop icon prince. A drug so potent, 40 times okay, ready . Whoa [ explosion ] nothing should get in the way of the things you love. Get americas fastest internet. Only from xfinity. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by samsung. Jimmy its like a car. Id like to thank Anthony Anderson, bill simmons, David Boreanaz and apologize to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next. But first the album is called train does led zeppelin two, here with the song heartbreaker, train hey fellas have you heard the news you know that annies back in town it wont take long just watch and see how the fellas lay their money down her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago but from her eyes a different smile like that of one who knows well its been ten years and maybe more since i first set eyes on you the best years of my life gone by here i am alone and blue some people cry and some people die by the wicked ways of love but ill just keep on rollin along with the grace from the lord above people talkin all around bout the way you left me flat i dont care what the people say i know where their jive is at one thing i do have on my mind if you can clarify please do its the way you call me another guys name when i try to make love to you yeah i try to make love but it aint no use give it to me give it work so hard i couldnt unwind get some money saved abuse my love thousand times however hard i tried heartbreaker your time has come cant take your evil way go away heartbreaker heartbreaker heartbreaker heart [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, more powerful than morphine and heroin fentanyl, it killed prince and its taking lives and destroying families across the nation. My son died from fentanyl, 100 fentanyl. The deas urgent warning that saying that even exposure to fentanyl can kill. Plus, heartwrenching words we leased today from the mother of former stanford swimmer sentenced to just six months in jail for sexual assault. And new details about that night as public pressure mounts for the judge in the case to step down. And the greatest goodbye. We were in louisville, kentucky, tonight, where thousands lined the streets to bid their final farewell to muhammad ali, as one of americas most inspirational sports legends, soars on his own wings, through the hearts of his fans. But first the nightline five. Number one is just 60 seco okay, ready . Whoa [ explosion ] nothing should get in the way of the things you love. Get americas fastest internet. Only from xfinity. Good evening, thank you for joining us. Were coming to you tonight from louisville, kentucky, the beloved hometown of muhammad ali. He was laid to rest today as thousands of mourners celebrated one of americas greatest sports legends. Well have more on that later in the broadcast. But first, we begin with the growing epidemic thats killing americans in record numbers. A painkiller significantly more powerful than heroin fentanyl. The dea issuing an urgent warning. Now we take an indepth look. Reporter fentanyl, the drug deadlier than heroin. Causing an epidemic of Overdose Deaths all across the country. Today the dea issued a warning. I want to take a minute today to talk to you about something very important. It could kill you. Thats fentanyl. Reporter even touching a few amounts, like a few grains of salt, can be lethal. Its the substance connected to the sudden death of pop icon prince this is what it sounds like when the doves cry reporter songs like when doves cry the soundtrack to a generation. Last week, the Midwest Medical Examiners Office determined that prince died of an accidental Prescription Drug overdose. Selfadministered fentanyl. At paisley park, person down, not breathing. Reporter its a synthetic opioid, 80 to 100 times stronger than morphine. 20 to 40 time more potent than her aoin heroin. He was prescribed an amount and took it all down slenl, or perhaps he was getting it from other people, or perhaps he was getting it from the street. Reporter the rise of this dangerous drug investigated in a fusion documentary death by fentanyl. Here in massachusetts, we are losing four or five people a day. They are dying from this epidemic. Those are big numbers for a state like ours. Reporter for communities and families that have been battling the opioid epidemic, fentanyl is a frighten derm and crisis that has already killed so many. I