Transcripts For WPVI Nightline 20170610 : vimarsana.com

Digiorno . Rise to the occasion. Its not delivery. Its digiorno. But the way we watch it is not. So, lets do something else. Like what . Like, watch tv wherever. Whats that supposed to mean . It means, anywhere. In a car . Yep. Oof. But not like that. Like this. Oooh, family boat trip yeah. And check this, record as many shows as you want. What . What . I just got chills. I know tv, like, made for us. Finally finally. Yeah. Finally. Wait, thats way cheaper than cable. Oh, its actually. Sfx short balloon squeal its ver. Sfx balloon squeals ok can we. Sfx balloon squeals goodbye oof, that milk in your coffee was messing with you, wasnt it . Try lactaid, its real milk, without that annoying lactose. Good right . Yeah. Lactaid. The milk that doesnt mess with you. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight from the carmichael show and the new movie transformers, Jerrod Carmichael is here. This is her latest single called the way i are, dance with somebody. Bebe rexha featuring lil wayne from the mercedesbenz stage. You can see bebe at summerfest in milwaukee on july 1st. And we will be Live Streaming some of the other great music from summerfest, including sheryl crow, to see that online, go to jimmykimmellivemusic. Com its free and you can watch from the pleasant confines of your home. We have new shows next week. Jamie foxx will be here, diane keaton will be here, andy samberg, billy crystal, gillian bell, lonzo and lavar ball will be with us, and well have music from phoenix and 2 chainz featuring trey songz and ty dolla sign. These are little waynes sunglasses, he left them behind, now ive stolen them. Not a good look for me, really. I feel like im high already right here. Our first guest ascended unscathed from the Perilous World of teenage popstars to become a golden globenominated actress with a very popular show called this is us and a new movie, 47 meters down. Hurry, hurry jimmy 47 meters down opens in theaters a week from today. Please welcome mandy moore [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Well, how are you . Jimmy im doing well. I got a new pair of sunglasses. I saw. See you survived the shark attack, thank god. Im alive. Jimmy this is a crazy movie. I dont want to reveal too much. But you go into the water in a cage. We do. Jimmy and then for a whole hour youre in the cage. Yes. Jimmy underwater. The movie is 95 underwater. We spent about eight weeks, eight hours a day, underwater shooting this. Jimmy how do you not die from like pruning in that situation . [ laughter ] to be quite honest, there was a lot of pruning going on. And a lot of dry skin. But i was way more concerned with so in order to sort of mimic the algae thats at the bottom of the ocean, basically the premise is these girls in a cage, going cage diving, cage breaks off, they fall to the bottom of the ocean, 150 feet down. Its a race against the clock because their air is running out. Theyre in sharkinfested waters, et cetera. In order to mimic the algae at the bottom of the ocean, they decided that very finely choppedup broccoli would do the job. [ laughter ] yes. So we spent about five weeks swimming in broccoli soup. Because it was heated. The tank was heated. And there was just like broccoli floating around on the surface jimmy how big this is tank . Not too big. It wasnt like a giant pool or anything. It was about 20 feet deep. Jimmy thats pretty big. I mean, its fairly big. Jimmy is there a shark in there with you . [ laughter ] theres no shark in there. Theres no shark there. Jimmy do they change the water . No. Jimmy no water change . No. Jimmy broccoli doesnt smell that great fresh. It doesnt so you can imagine after a month or five weeks in chlorinated warm water, the broccoli it was pungent. Jimmy this sounds like a way we would put wed put bin laden in this situation. [ laughter ] like a torture. Jimmy to punish him. It was awful. Jimmy and how often do you get breaks from the water . You come up every five minutes . No, actually. That was the difficult part as well we would start the day with like a full tank of air, go down, shoot until our air was just about had almost run out. We would surface. Theyd refill our tanks. I am a girl with a very tiny bladder. And i had a difficult time figuring out my restroom use situation. Jimmy right, yeah. Because nobody else ever got out of the tank. And so i was like we would surface and everyone would be drinking tea. We shot in london. And i watched. Nobody else got out of the water. So i assumed like, okay, this is what were doing, peeing in the tank. [ audience moans ] jimmy they were . Everybody was. Clair holtz, my costar and i, probably ten men in this tank. Jimmy what . And i found it really difficult to just let go and pee in this tank. Jimmy yes, of course you did, theres a sign that says dont. [ laughter ] apparently those rules dont apply in the tank. So it took me a good month. And i finally got over it. And i was able to do it. Jimmy you did start peeing in the tank . I did, i couldnt help it. Otherwise id have to hold it for an hour, as long as my tank would last. Jimmy youre shooting for two months in a giant specimen cup . [ laughter ] yep. Jimmy essentially. Of urinated hot broccoli. Jimmy oh my god. You know you never feel bad for actors when they talk about what they went through. In this one case im going to make an exception. [ laughter ] [ applause ] it was worth it. Jimmy i want to ask you about something crazy. This is from the new yo new yo post. My friend scott friend baug an apartment in queens, theres a mosaic in the shower, omg thats mandy moore, no, its not, and he was like yes, it is. Let put that up on the wall so people can see it. In its full glory. Omg, yes, it is. Is this a product youre selling . Its not. Its not a piece of merch. Its i guess apparently in someones shower in queens. Jimmy is that a compliment or terrifying . Is it . Is it a compliment . Jimmy well, i dont know. Thats also like me at 16 which is sort of disconcerting. Definitely. Thats not a 16yearold who did that. No. I guess im dplatered. I dont know. I dont know how to feel. Jimmy i think a restraining order would be safe to start with. Got it, i think youre right. Jimmy this this is us is so unbelievable he popular. [ cheers and applause ] youre in a situation now where everybodys asking you whats going to happen on the show. Obviously you cant tell them whats going to happen on the show. Can you tell them whats going to happen on the show . Can i . We just did like a big event here in l. A. The other night. And the creator of our show told an audience full of people. So i figure i can regale you with it as well. That the very First Episode will offer a huge piece of the puzzle as to the big question that most people want to know, how Milo Ventimiglias character jack, the patriarch of the family, passes away. You will have a big piece of the puzzle solved. Jimmy i heard he drowned in a tank full of urine. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy any truth in that . I heard the same thing. You heard it here first. Jimmy its very good to see you. Congratulations. 47 meters down opens a week from today. Mandy moore, everybody. Well be right back i wish you were here. I miss home. For those who find a way. Always unstoppable. Lights out. This is not how we play hide and seek. Thats what you think pops. And the student has surpassed the master. Its here its here its here ahhhhhhh boom open it should i open it . Ahahaaa yeaaa this is worth every penny this is so my color subway® footlong sub of the day, for just 6 dollars. A different delicious sub every day of the week for only 6 bucks. Take a bite outta that to repay our gift, of leaving it completely alone. Bottled at the source. Untouched by man. Its earths finest water. Schick hydro®. Protecting mankind, one face at a time. Schick hydro®. Technology that transforms. Oo, yeah. Are you ready for a rush . Yes, yes i am. Youre in for a treat. Fast play is the new way to play fast and win instantly from the pennsylvania lottery. Pick a game, get your ticket and see if youve won. I won pretty fast, huh . Fast play. Play fast. Win instantly. Jimmy hello, america. Im jimmy kimmel, coming to you through the miracle of television. For more than 60 years, dennys has been feeding us whatever we want, whenever we want. And now, with dennys on demand, you can order the dennys you crave, wherever you want too. Its a power too great to comprehend, right guillermo . Guillermo thats right, jimmy. With dennys online ordering, now you can get dennys anywhere like right here heres your milk shake. Guillermo thank you, its like drinking a cake also you can get dennys here, breakfast in bed at 3 00 a. M. you can get dennys anywhere. La la la la la la your shower burger has arrived, sir. Thank you, homie. This is for you. I love to eat burgers in my shower with fries or even here. On top of the world your moons over my hammy, sir. Guillermo i love dennys hey its okay because with dennys on demand i can order another one whenever, wherever. Can you order me a helicopter . Guillermo i think so. I hate you, stupid hawk well, got another order, see ya hey, my change dicky the new dennys on demand. Whatever, whenever. Now wherever. Order up at dennys. Com. Jimmy be right back with Jerrod Carmichael love is like a bowl of cherries, just dont swallow the seeds. So, if anyone has a reason that these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace. coughs sorry. Oh no. So, so sorry. Its just that your friend daryl here is supposed to be Live Streaming the wedding and hes not getting any service. Daryl, you dont have service . Oh, i missed, like, the whole thing. What . Daryl, daryl, daryl. Yeah, its true, and i just got an unlimited plan. Well, its the right plan, just the wrong network. You see verizon is the largest, most reliable 4g lte network in america, its built to work better in cities. Tell you what, uh. Ill let you use my phone. Thanks. Yeah, no problem. Uh, we should probably start from the top . All right, lets go live. Cinch up those cummerbunds gentlemen. Say hi to everybody who wasnt invited vo when it really, really matters, you need the best network and the best unlimited. Just 45 per line for four lines. You crashing this thing, too . Just me then . Cool. Getshop early birds for dady. Plus take an extra 20 off sale prices like a stylish watch for just 15. 99 a new golf shirt for 17. 59 or a camp shirt for 19. 99. Youll get kohls cash too kohls. America by simon and garfun [ snoring ]ental [ deep sleep snoring ] the allnew volkswagen atlas. Seats seven, sleeps six. Lifes as big as you make it. Right. In. Your. Stomach watch this . Yikes, that ice cream was messing with you, wasnt it . Try lactaid, its real ice cream, without that annoying lactose. Lactaid. Its the milk that doesnt mess with you. Welcome to maxx you. You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. We see what makes you unique. So we have something for everyone, at a price thats just right for you. Maxx you. Maxx life. T. J. Maxx its our all shades sale going on now. Styles and colors selection is wow. Roller, solar, roman, wood woven. No better time this must be an omen. Cellular, cascade, sheer pleated, allure. Nothing wrong with your windows new shades wouldnt cure. Summer suns here, its time to begin. A beautiful home, it shines from within. At 25 off, the savings are rife. Blinds to go. Blinds for life. Jimmy hi there, welcome back. Still to come, bebe rexha and lil wayne. Our next guest is a very funny standup comedian with his own show on nbc and now hes in the movies too, transformers the last knight, costarring mark wahlberg, anthony hopkins, Optimus Prime opens june 21st. Please welcome Jerrod Carmichael. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i want to percent tell you i think your show is very, very funny. Thank you very much. I think the same about yours. Thank you very much. The same. Jimmy i love that its like a throwback from the shows of the 70s, not just in the way that it looks. Even like you started with, this is taped live in front of a studio audience. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy which i miss hearing that. Yeah. Jimmy but also to remind people. People like saying it has a laugh track and that hurts my feelings. Jimmy right, yeah. We had to go rely on a computer for laughs . Thats so sad. Jimmy it is sad. You can always tell when its real and when it isnt. I guess people can tell. I dont know. I dont know. We got to hide stuff from people. Like for instance, you know, i couldnt bring i had a drink backstage. Jimmy right. Then we just put it in the mug. Jimmy right. Because we cant say that this is not water. [ laughter ] you know what i mean . But its not water. [ laughter ] jimmy this is not water. [ cheers and applause ] i was going to bring a drink for you. I got a little bourbon here but disney thinks thats bad for chirp. [ laughter ] jimmy no, actually, disney is now serving burr wbourbon to street, on bourbon street in disneyland. We mostly lie to kids. Thats what being a parent is keeping the truth from children for as long as you can. Jimmy we make up crazy things like santa claus and the easter bunny. Or that everyones equal. [ audience groaning ] no, thats not a real thing. Can i tell you a real thing . Jimmy my mother never treated me like i was equal. Good. Jimmy i was her little star. Like when im home, i have four nieces and a nephew. At the end of the day i tell them which one is my favorite. And i give them 100. [ laughter ] children need to know the truth. How the world works. Jimmy is it always the same one . Or based on performance . Depends on the day. Look, you really dropped the ball today, your personality wasnt shining the way it should, thats why your sister gets 100 and youre left out in the cold. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i agree with that. I had a similar thing i did with my nephew archy, my cousin sals son. He was starting to favor his uncle peter. And i was always the favorite and i didnt like that. Good. Jimmy i said, why . He said, he takes me surfing a lot. I go, whats it going to take for me to be back on top . He thought about it for a minute, he goes, an ipad. Oh, man. Jimmy ill be damned if i didnt get him an ipad. Another truth, you can buy love. Who says you cant buy love . Thats insane. Jimmy especially from kids. Especially from kids, theyre so up. Yeah, im going to put them through college and theyll love me forever. Jimmy ideally thats the way it goes. Yeah. Jimmy its not always the way it works. By the way, next time tell them lil wayne left his sunglasses. Oh, man, it smells like weed back there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were worried about the bourbon. Yeah, dont worry about the bourbon. Jimmy you give that to your favorite niece, whoever it is. Wayne wore these . Jimmy yeah, theyre his, ive stolen them from him. I cant get away with this. Jimmy no you give it to the kids. Oh, they didnt earn this [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] theyre not on jimmy kimmel, im on jimmy kimmel. Im taking these home and theyre mine now. Jimmy add them to your collection. A very good friend of mine plays your dad on the show, david allen greer. Whos the greatest. [ cheers and applause ] he really is one of the greatest actors ever. Jimmy he is very good he went to yale as im sure as he reminds us. On a neardaily basis. Like he lives up to it, though, you know what i mean . Its like, oh, yeah, i bet you went to yale, youre just killing it right now. Jimmy hes multualtimultit almost too talented for his own good. Sings. We all sing, everybody on the cast, we sing a lot. Jimmy what did you sing . What kind of songs . Just random things from, you know, like american standards to lil wayne. [ laughter ] all types of things. Jimmy thats where you pop the glasses on, blow everybodys minds. What can i do . Jimmy with the glasses . Put them on your face. Thats one [ cheers and applause ] thats a good one. All right. Okay. Like you would give me a Small Business loan in this. Jimmy id say, hey, you look at the world through rosecolored glasses, of course, optimistic, this guy. Thats what bake erbankers t jimmy you know jayz . Are you friendly . Ive met him a few times. Hes my hero. I dont like the idea of having heroes but he just transcends it, hes great. Jimmy why dont you like the idea of having heroes . I dont know, everybody [ bleep ]s up a little bit. Got to leave room for it. I forget i cant curse. But like but