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Uhhuh. Jeff garland is with us. Hes one of hoda and my favorite guests. We had so much fun last time he was on our show. He vowed to never come on our hour. I reminded him thats the only hour that wants him. I said, whats taken you so long . I said, l. A. Is not lithuania. He should be here often. We have a story of pro players that teamed up with kids that have been bullied. These Football Players know what it feels like. Theyve been bullied too. Its an interesting union with this group. Were going to talk to the four of them. Which is going to be lovely. Jimmy fallon is about to embark on the tonight show. Isnt he too busy for this hoda . Every now and then we make it into one of his sketches. Lets listen. Tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of the super bowl coming to new york. Pros seeing Peyton Manning get blitzed. Con, while premiering on the today show with kathie lee and hoda. So funny. Theres a tragedy in the making. It is. Epic proportions. Everybody knows how awful this drought is on the west coast. Its the worst in 100 years theyre saying. Its a serious situation. Its risen to our attention that californias record dry spell could affect the vineyard sending wine prices rising, soaring. Were concerned. Were trying to be more mindful of it. Any way, we have to be careful. We advise you to stock up. Jennifer lopez spoke to glamour uk. Jennifer lopez has been in different relationships. Theyve been very public. One was ben affleck, then pdiddy and mark anthony. Now shes with the dancer. Anyway, heres what she says. Without a spark that conflict brings live would be so boring. A bit of chaos in a relationship she likes. She also wants safety and order. She talks about how you have to have conflict to have the passion and juice and all that. What do you think of that . How many times has jennifer been married now . This is her third marriage. I think two or three. Yeah. I dont know. At some point shes a beautiful woman, very talented woman. At some point when relationships cease working, youve got to look at yourself and say what have i contributed to the lack of longevity in a relationship. We have the wonderful people on the other day talking about love is not something you feel. Love is something you do. Yeah. If you stop feeling certain feelings, that doesnt mean your love is dead. It can be dormant and you have to work at it. A lot of people work harder on their careers or bodies or Everything Else than they do on the most important relationship in their life, their lover. There are a lot of people, and i know some who have to have that crazy conflict, that push pull. So much so its volatile. Thats where they get turned on. If a relationship if they come home and everything is copacetic, you know, i think you have to have a little bit of fun and teasing in a relationship thats healthy and not the kind where you think hes going to walk out because hes ang grip and is he coming back, whats happening. She wants both, and im not sure thats possible. I remember saying to marla maples, we lived out in the country with the picket fen much around it. It was a very beaucolic place. We lived in the country with the picket fence around it. She goes, i want to live in a place with donald. I said, i dont blame you, but youre not going to get that life with a man like donald. Hes you know yes. Its sort of the same thing. I wonder if after a while after you get to a certain point where you dont want the drama anymore . Like youre done. Ive had many, many relationships that are high and low. Youre always riding the roller coaster thats exciting. At some point you want a life. It does happen. It did to me. I never liked the drama stuff. Eventually i was in a relationship nine times in two years we broke up. Theres something about that that is exciting. I didnt like it. You didnt . You stayed in nine times. You must have liked it a little. I was invested and trying to work at it. Nine. Were breaking up again. It was frank. It was a friend of mine who said, youre going to hang out with me until youre over him. Look what happened. Hes watching now. Im going to say love you baby. All the super bowl ads are out. Budweiser always comes up with good ones. We love the ones with clydesdales. They decided to make it a little better by adding a puppy. That would do it. Lets watch. You only need the light when its burning low only know youve been high when youre feeling low only hate the road when youre missing home only know you love her when you let her go you let her go you let her go whoa, oh, whoa when you let her go oh my gosh. Thats the best commercial ever. Were picking it as the favorite. Oh my god. Thats like the Football Player from the seahawks that we saw a couple of weeks ago, remember him . Uyho was deaf. Whats his name . Derek coleman . That was beautiful. Thats called puppy love. I love it so much. What else do we have . I dont know. No one is moving. Women find men who drive trucks the most attractive. Did you know that . Yes. I believe that. You like a guy with a little meat on his bones, too. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh. We have to point out drew brees is a paid spokesperson for verizon. This is your surprise hoda. Look who is here to say hello to you today. Thats not really him. It is. Oh my god. Oh yeah. Are you surprised . Look at the size of her gaping mouth. Thats rude. Wait a second. Im looking at prompter and didnt understand what was happening. I see someone with a mask on. Im like what kind of show is this. Hi. How you doing . Oh, my god. Youre sadly not playing in the super bowl this year. Youre here for another reason. A good one. Tell us what youre doing. Im here to hang out with you guys. Im here for a lot of reasons. Today im here with verizon. Today were promoting whos going to win campaign. Whosgoingtowin. Today were promoting whos going to win campaign. Were promoting fans to give us their picks for the winner. All the tweets will stream across the Empire State Building tonight. The color, it will be lit up. Were encouraging everyone to see that. Then they can see it live. Are you excited about peyton . Yes. Im excited about russell wilson. Im a fan of his. Youre going into politics next. Youre one of the great ones. When you came on with us last time, kat said youre the kind of guy you want your daughter to marry or your son to grow up to be. All three of those would be fine with me. I know youre taken and happy. Tell brittany hi. How are the kids . Theyre great. Getting big. Five, three, 18 months. Im officially told i must say, youre a paid spokesperson for verizon. Good for you. I am. Hes going to stick around and do who knew . With you. Today is my favorite day. Thank you so much. Oh my god. What a thrill. How fun. Oh. Do you drive a truck . Whats that . Do you drive a truck . Do i . Not currently, but i have driven a truck, yes. Thats all we care about. He knows how to drive a truck. A survey says women are most attracted to guys that drive trucks. What just happened . Im totally discombobulated. Men like to see a woman whos driving a convertible. A sports car convertible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They surveyed a bunch of people. They also said your description is good. What kind of man what kind of car should he be driving . A clean one. Thaeps important to me. You said a jeep. I like a guy with a jeep with a surfboard coming out the other side. You know what im saying . Oh yeah. That was weird. What happened to meat loaf yesterday . What are we going to do about mr. Meat loaf. Hope hes okay. If you havent seen it, go on our website. More than four hours, you need to see a doctor. Youre going to want to see meat loaf yesterday. Dont drive a minivan if you want women to be attracted to you. Only 2 of women were attracted to a man with a mini van. Jerry came out before the show and goes what are we doing with this drew brees mask . I go, i dont know. I didnt know. Between me and you, jerry is losing it a little bit. I didnt know what was going on. Nobody tells jerry anything. Hes in charge of everything. Heres something youre going to love or dislike a lot. We told you yesterday but didnt go into detail. Theres a bra, a prototype, not a real thing yet. Apparently when you get turned on, your bra pops open. Youre obviously not wearing one or it would have happened when drew brees walked in. It has a built in heart rate sensor that sends your data via blue tooth to an app. The app calculates what the designers call true love rate. I think it should be true lust rate. They compare to shopping, watching a horror movie, flirting, just jogging or receiving a surprise gift like drew brees. Can you imagine if youre standing next to your husbands best friend. You see the best friend, and we found true love. The rest is in japanese which we dont understand. It pops right open. Can you imagine honestly . Youre with your husband or the person youre supposed to be madly in love with. Somebody else comes up and says hey. Did i just say that a minute ago . Im agreeing with you. Hoda is going to be a lot of fun today. She is perplexed now. Some of nfls best players united with a great cause. They have a message for your kids. What does football have to do with this guy . Hilarious. Love him. Getting ready to do roasting right after this. Announcer tonights episode of today all nights brought to you by one a days plus fiber. Its not for colds, its not for pain, its just for sleep. Because sleep is a beautiful thing™. Zzzquil. 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If youve had a heart attack, be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen. If youve had a heart attack, be sure to talk to your doctor fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. Everybody knows that parker. Well, did you know auctioneers make bad Grocery Store clerks . Thatll be 23. 50. Now. 75, 23. 75, hold em. Hey now do i hear 23. 75 . 24 hey 24 dollar, 24 and a quarter, quarter, now half, 24 and a half and. 75 25 now a quarter, hey 26 and a quarter, do you wanna pay now, you wanna do it, 25 and a quarter sold to the man in the khaki jacket geico. Fifteen minutes could save you. Well, you know. Jeff garland is a comedian, producer, director and actor known as larry davids manager and best friend on the hbo series. Its no surprise that jeff made a career of making jokes. A former nfl quarterback chose jeff to be his roast master this week at the friars club annual roast. Youre back. Hello ladies. Hello jeff. You promised youd come back and you did. This is it. This is all. We know what the roasts are like. Theyre legendary. They get brutal. Boomer is such a sweet normal guy. What can you roast boomer about . Thats my question. Thats literally what im going to say, why am i here . Its boomer. Who gives a crap . Have you done one of those before, a roast . I did. I hosted a denis leary roast and i did a little thing on the bob saget roast. That was the filthiest of all from what weve heard. You know whats funny, i filled in last minute for arty lang. Everybody else had artie lang jokes on me. It was like what . You dont do drugs. Whats your naughty thing . Whats my naughty thing . Id love to share that with you. My naughty i like napping. I guess thats like my im a big youre a napper . I love to nap. We were supposed to talk about the fact napping is so good for you. Between 10 to 20 minutes or 90. It cant be anything different than those two. By the way, thats pretty much what i fill in, 10 to 20 or 90. I also do tm. Meditation twice a day. That usually wanders into a nap. Pretty great. You show up with your camera. My mono chrome camera. I like a monochrome. Why . By the way let me ask you a question. Has anyone sat in this chair and taken pictures from this perspective . One person did once. I think it was you. I brought my like of film camera. It was. It was me. What did you use that for . By the way, i have those pictures. Theyre great. What do you do with them . My wife yells at me because theyre all on my computer when theyre digital. Last time i used a film camera. Theyre great. Talk about your wife. Where did you meet her . Gentle love making seminar. I was there because im a rough love maker but thoughtful. They wanted to sort of get me to be more gentle. We hooked up. It was fantastic. She be the way is gentle but selfish. Thats the way you like her. I like her any way. You have kids . Two boys, 13 and 17. So twice it worked. By the way, thats it. Just twice. What do the kids think when they see you on one of your movies . They are really not impressed to be honest. Which is cool by me. They never mention my career. I think no, they just dont. They dont care. Its normal to them do they think youre cooky . Yes. They laugh at me at home. How are the millers. Is it doing well . I am not on that show. Its the goldbergs. You know whats funny, i was letting the one time go. You had to come back. You always correct me. I always do. I heard its not nice. Make all the mistakes you want. The goldbergs are a hit and im having a ball. Its a pleasure to talk about a show thats good. No offense to the millers. That was a movie. This is another show. Why are we helping them . Stop talking about the wrong show. Lets play one round or spin the bottle. Am i going to make out with somebody . Yeah, baby. Oh, its me. What happens . Im going to read a question. Theres only one. This is the lamest version of spin the bottle. Have you ever manscaped . S oh, great no. Let me also talk about that for a second. I was backstage at the comedy store with a bunch of comedians. Im 51. The oldest person may have been 35. Every one of them were chopity chop chop. Im not talking about bare but like the whole mine is not out of control. Its all good. I could not understand. I thought that was the lamest thing id ever heard. I go youre men. Youre men. What are you doing . One guy does his tush. Oh my yes. Big ball of dear god. The only time i saw it made sense is where swimmers need to do it. That can slow you down in the water. It really makes a difference. In their heads i guess. I dont know. Thank you so much. My scaping is perfect. Did we talk about what you wanted . Im here with you right now. Thats my whole agenda. Tomorrow night at the fryers club and the goldbergs. Laggys which is a great movie. Can you please stay forever. Sister, i only want to stay forever. We love you. Getting you ready for sundays big game with quarterback drew brees. Who dat . Its who knew . Its drew. This is a good day, hoda. After this. [ male announcer ] Research Suggests cell health plays a key role throughout our lives. One a day mens 50 is a complete multivitamin designed for mens Health Concerns as we age. With 7 antioxidants to support cell health. One a day mens 50 . Heres another. Try charmin ultra strong. It cleans so well and you can use upo four times less than the leading bargain brand. Thanks mom make me proud honey [ female announcer ] charmin ultra strong has a duraclean texture thats soft and more durable to help your kids get clean while still using less. And its four times stronger than the leading bargain brand. So you can keep the biggest kids in the family clean too. [ laughter ] [ female announcer ] used by more plumbers than any other brand, try charmin. Its clogfree or its free. We are about to ready to play a game of who knew with the great saints quarterback drew brees. Boom, boom, boom. Weve got a teaser question to get you started. Go ahead, drew. Who or what did i hold up on the field after my super bowl win in 2009 . A. The lucky sweaty towel i used all season . B, my Lucky High School jersey, c, my son or d, hoda kotb i wanted to hold up hoda and the sweaty towel. What was it . Were going to reveal in a couple of minutes when we come back. Hi. See you in a minute. We are back with more winesday wednesday. Were here to play our weekly trivia game we call who knew. Were about to find out if youre a true football fan. Kathie lee is across the street. Shes going to give 100 to anybody that gets the questions right. If they dont, they win a kathie lee cd. Can hoda hear me . I can hear you. Okay. Why dont you say shes with jeff garlin . No jeff garlin mentioned . Youre not in the prompter. Here with me, im excited to help me out, my favorite Football Player and yours too, drew brees quarterback of the new orleans saints. Hi. Hello. Before we went to break we asked the question, when you were on the field and you won the super bowl what did you hoist up in the air . The correct answer was my son baylor. I have my picture in my phone. Look at him with little cans on. How is he now . He was one then. Hes now five, just turned five. Oh my gosh. Were going across the street to kathie and company. And company . What the hells going on . Your name is . Judy from oklahoma. Judy, heres the question. Youre happy to be here, right . I am. Dont touch me. Approximately how many footballs are expected to be used during this sundays super bowl . 75, 100, 120, 140 . 75. She yelled. By the way, youre not right. The correct answer is 120 footballs. They go through that many . I remember the week prior to the game they basically give each team probably 75 to 80 balls each. Its like break these in before the game. They literally rotate them in every play. They want a lot of them to be given to the winning team, fans, sponsors and Everything Else. Good enough. Back across the street to jeff. Drew, are you a gentle love maker or a rough love maker. Okay. Here we go. Whats your name . Judy. Can you believe it . I cant. What are t odds . Two judys. Today is my birthday. Today is not your 60th birthday. Today is wednesday. Happy birthday nonetheless. In football, what does the term 12th man signify . A, a substitute player, b, fans in the stadium, c, strong safety, d, when the kicker plays defense on return . C . I know the answer. No darling. Look at the Wonderful Party animals you got. There you go. The correct answer is all about the fans. Its all about the fans. The Seattle Seahawks have embraced this 12th man philosophy. They hoist the 12th man flag. Fans go crazy. Its the extra element. You feel it in the dome when fans go crazy . Absolutely. Superdome, we have the 12th man. Every stadium has the 12th man. None quite like them. Drew is wrong on that. Everyone with an Indoor Stadium has a 12th man. By the way, whats your name . Rich. We love your show. I do richs hair in the off season. Here we go. Which two you do this one. Which two musical acts make a sound . Ohhh. Ugh. Geico. Little help here. Yeah. Try new alka seltzer fruit chews. They work fast on heartburn and taste awesome. These are good. Told ya im feeling better already. [ male announcer ] new alka seltzer fruits chews. Enjoy the relief [ male announcer ] bobs heart attack didnt come with a warning. Fall is finally here. And for every season theres a reason to watch wake up with al weekday mornings on the weather channel. Its just right. All your local weather, travel updates and the days top stories. The front will move through. That will change the temperatures. You cant beat this kind of weather. Everything you need to know first thing. Heres the big picture. 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