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About his new show. And an exciting recap of last nights episode of empire. After releasing lemonade which we talked about a lot. For calling out jay zs alleged cheating ways. She kicked off her formation tour in miami last night and closed the show by dedicating her song halo to jay z. She said, to my beautiful husband, i love you so much. Its a lot of broken hearts out there, honey, a lot of girls stepped into this formation and lost their men. Here is beyonce, honoring her husband. She was never mad at him in the first place. Thank you. This was a publicity stunt. Where was jay z, sitting front and center, which has led people to believe the hint of trouble was the marketing ploy weve been talking about. You think hes going to sit front row to her roasting him the whole time . Maybe hes just really whipped. Oh, no no no no no no no no. That dude was a player. The last place he would be would be in her concert. Thats perfect time for side chicken. Side chicken. How about helping me up. Guess what, you guys, beyonce is hating on them haters too. She sold 45 tshirts that read boycott beyonce. Thats how you really turn lexens into lemonade. You take that energy, you at. With the show being in miami. The message was clearly being set to the miami police department, because when the super bowl performance came out, they said, we need to have the Police Unions boycott beyonce. She does the right thing, she will give it to the Police Support fund and whatever. I know. I wouldnt give them a back seat ticket to the last row outside in the parking lot. Thats not. That was the brat that said, i love the police. Oh, plan. I dont want to get stopped on my way home. They started a group, brothers without attitude. Yeah, right. Love the police. Straight from the underground, everybody. Tiger woods. Bryant gumbel. Thats too good. He has his eye on a brand new video game. First mobil gaming venture. Its called nigh row nation stories. The users will be able to change gears simply in an event to oppose their opponent. Is it where one side of the screen is blacked out and the other side is to recreate a blind spot . Exactly. Heres the most important thing you need to know, its set to release worldwide in the Google Play Stores many it will be on the iphone. Moving on. Great news, guys. Love is a lot and well. In case she was wondering about the status of iggy azalea. Apparently theyre all good, iggy stopped him from making a huge mistake. You hating on him . No, i just wasnt worried about the status of their relationship. Somebody has to not care. Nick will get a big tattoo on his back. She noticed something wasnt right. Take a look at this. So she tweeted, guys, i want to let you know, nick cant spell. And if it wasnt for the love i have for him, he would have born reble tattooed across his back. The tattoo artist cant spell either . Maybe, it was french, born reble. French . Yes, very h very fancy, were not fancy enough. A true rebel would misspell rebel. Thats right, you aint got nothing on me. Dont try to cover up for this man. I think a lot of people go through this on a regular basis. Theyre putting the chinese stuff on their arm. You dont know what theyre saying. No idea. What you do, you consult with a japanese person or chinese. Smart people do. I didnt. I have no idea whats on my body. Its back here, i dont know what it said. Thats what they said. I have it i checked mine several times with different nail techs. Oh. I want to know who the tattoo artist is. Thats not nba player quality. Thank you. It was fantasia. Well, miley cyrus got herself a brand new tattoo. Really . Yeah. Check this out. She captioned it, little bb jupiter. The problem with that is, thats not jupiter. Yeah, were jupiter, that would be saturn which is known for its rings. A lot of people were quick to point that out. She named the wrong planet. She changed her caption to herma skin [ bleep ]. Oh, wow its not you know what i think when i see that . That is yc material right there. I wouldnt damage my body with a tattoo. Dont start that press. Its too late anyway. Youre too old. Youre too wrinkled. Your body is pure now, gone and go. Last night was another sizzling episode of empire. So much went down yesterday. Its good to see cookie back in form last night. Shes still upset about lucious. But shes not feeling it on harper. This woman has a tracking device in your sock or something. This woman got a letter saying, it smells fishy in here. We were eating lobster for lunch. Im sure. Im free tonight. How about i have my dessert later. Ill send the car. All right. You might want to send some vinegar and water. You know thats for douching, right . No, i didnt. I just laughed because everyone else was laughing. She didnt even want him. She doesnt want this girl around. We havent seen those types of reasons in a long time. Its fierce when a girl reads you quickly, quietly. I got you, baby. I will finish. Okay. This lady is only interested in doing an exclusive on lucious. She pretty much interested in doing lucious. Last night it had one of the craziest love scenes ive seen on tv. Like that . Only if you mean it. I see you like to be in charge. Im going to go ahead and say, if anybody out there ever wants to do me in anyway, i just have one request, dont slap me, okay . I dont want to be slapped. Also, dont choke me. You choke and slap your man like that after sex. After . Thats called foreplay. Let me just say, there is something to be said for a well placed spank. Thats very different. That was freaky. I was in the kitchen, i had to come back in the room like whats going on here. You see all that flipping around he was doing with her . You cant do that with a girl like me. How do we flip porsche over . You get a spatula. You got to get under there. Pulley. Maybe a winch. Not a witch. A winch. Typical style. No, i did not. I did not. No, i did not. Coming up, we sit down with comedian w. Comabell as he tells us all about his new show, unununew show, united shades of america. Dish nation is brought to you by chiles much enjoy lunchtime on your time with lunch combos starting at 6 bucks. And tap, swipe, and go. We gonna have some fun now thope to see you again soon. Whoa, whoa, i got this. Just gotta get the check. Almost there. I cant reach it. If you have alligator arms, you avoid picking up the check. What . Its what you do. I got this. Thanks, dennis if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Growwwlph. Its what you do. Oh that is good crispy duck. Helps preparey themng right for a healthy future. But up to 90 fall short in getting key nutrients. From food alone. Lets do more. Add one a day mens. Complete multivitamin. With vitamin d and magnesium to help support healthy blood pressure. One a day. Big dish nation welcome to one of the most intelligent comedians in the gang. The united shades of america, thanks, gentlemen. Too much, thank you. Thank you. Well what am i doing here. You go across the country and use your comedy to get your conversation going. How the differences unite and divide us straight out the gate. You went some places where the typical person wouldnt be interested in going. I took a camera crew with me, so i wasnt going by myself. I went there to try to see if i could figure out what was going on with the klan. You guys know the klan exists. A lot of people in this country think theyre a relic of the mast and theyre not worth talking about. I wanted to see what was going on. You took the camera crew with you. You thought the person you were going to meet was by themselves. They have a crew too. I know i know i know i know i know. 6 i would have stood back and watched the fireworks. Like a springer episode in the 90s. There was a we went to the heart of the thin. And talked to people. I was terrified. Why didnt you say more to them . I was scared. Why werent you funnier there . Because i was afraid. What are some other places you visited that well see on the show. We take a big left turn and go from kkk to san quentin in marin county, california. I was looking into going there for different reasons. I never visited a prison before. I had never been in a prison. Thats my favorite episode of the season. I went to east l. A. To talk about the demographic. To be in these extremely different scenarios. Which one you really felt like it challenged you the most as a comedian. To where you had to really dig for the comedy . The klan episode was hard. I didnt think it was going to be hard. Those guys are all funny. They have a good sense of humor about it. You keep some very interested comedy healthy. Chris rock, right . Hes like my foul mouthed yoda. Im Luke Skywalker and hes the jed die. His humor is similar to me. I have worked with him a bunch of times, opened for him more times than i can count. That was one of the the stuff hes doing after he got back from south africa. Hes the greatest comedian of all time, period. Semiprominent negro. How about that. Ive been on tv a little bit. I find myself in position where they dont answer the phone call, they get to me. Im semiprominent negro. Everyone has a doppelganger, right . Lets just say, if there were some instruments around. Put you in front of some drums. We should be able to do what questlove does, and would questlove be able to do what you do . I cant do anything he does. Thats hard. You cant even think of questlove. Thats amazing. I cant even tweet as well as he can. Hes got the whole thing down. United shades of america, 10 00 p. M. Put your hands together for kamau bell. Now its war, and i want them dead the fleas and ticks . Their whole gang. We can do that. 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This is confirmed by zed via twitter yesterday afternoon. Shes working with him on that song true colors that she did with him at coachella about she got the go ahead from the record label to work with him. I want to celebrate for cash ya. We should all pour one out. Speaking of music news, drakes new album drops tomorrow. Everyones having so much fun with the cover art, because theres a tiny drake on it. You can move it around and do whatever you want about. We need to put tim on the sky way bridge in tampa. Well put a tiny little drake on well put a tiny little drake on your head. Padvil pm gives you the healingu at nsleep you need, it. Helping you fall asleep and stay asleep so your body can heal as you rest. Advil pm. For a healing nights sleep. Cant afford to let heartburn get in the way . Try nexium 24hr, the 1 selling brand for frequent heartburn. Get complete protection with the leader in frequent heartburn. Thats nexium level protection. Welcome back to dish nation. We have a dish nation exclusive. All right. All right. You all remember the spice girls. Mel b and Victoria Beckham are not speaking to each other. Man, according to an insider, it has to do with the comments mel b made about Victoria Beckhams husband. Thats against the law. Allegedly in a pod cast interview, she said if she was in a bathroom with david beckham, she would take a look at his private parts. Any woman, even her mother would make that statement. I mean, thats you said it jokingly. They found the comments disrespectful and crude. Shes decided to completely distance herself from mel b and is no longer speaking to her. Do you think its weird to talk about your friends husbands joint. I think you find my man sexy. Thats kind of a compliment. Jay zs wife is very sexy. I think she has a nice butt and boobs. You know what, she does. Thats cool. It means you think about her. I dont like this, youre thinking about her, when hes not around. I dont like that. If youre using the bathroom next to any celebrity, youre going to want to peek. I peeked at Jason Alexanders junk when we were in a mexico bathroom. He was on seinfeld i wanted to take a little peek. Dont miss our show, we put Jennifer Aniston on the hot seat about being a mom. We may have found somebody hotter than a hemsworth next. We all know the story of noahs ark, not him, actual noah from the bible. God thought there was too much vanity, and evil in the world, so he flooded the earth. A fullsized replica of noahs famous arc was built and opened in 2012. Its 70 feet tall, 90 feet wide and 427 feet long. Its classified as a building. Its filled with stuffed and plastic animals to replicate the whole thing. It was built according to the exact specifications of the book of genesis. Movie theater and restaurant. I dont think noah had any of those things. Johan plans to share his work by taking the arc to brazil. Just one problem, it doesnt actually sale. In order to get it to the netherlands to brazil it would have to be put on t welcome back to dish nation, if you want to start off your friday with big laughs, tune in tomorrow with key and peele. But if youre craving a little eye candy right now. Have you come to the right place. Lets play, whos the hottie. I love this game, girl. You embarrass me so much when you play this around me. Heres the clue. Hemsworth. Theyre out surfing. Youre close. One of them is chris hemsworth, but on the left is chris and liams dad craig. I thought that was Vice President joe biden. Talk about everything but a face. Fruit dont fall far from the tree there, i guess. They just finished surfing in australia. I think dads holding up pretty well about. He looks nice. Im going to get me a surf board, just walk around with it. It does instantly make you hotter. Carrying a surf board and a guitar. Its instantly hotter. Not if youre carrying a big belly. It still helps. Hes going to look like hes taking it on the table. Bill now on chasing news. Selfie. In the united states. How can i help you . Yes, maam. I dont know what youre saying, sir. Exactly what i thought. What is mcdonalds doing . Tonight in a special chasing news i chased a hard news investigation to find out what and why. Okay