Transcripts For WTXF Chasing News 20161027 : vimarsana.com

We did. This is us. Are we there yet . Are we there yet . anguished scream laughter homer ooh, a spot. Okay, remember were parked in the ethnic princess section. horn honking homer dont worry, this time im gonna write down where i parked. crowd shouting screams look i see land cheering mama we made it mama . No you planted that on me, man screaming sorry. No outside pacifiers. Fine, but im not paying for the insurance. Oh, what the hell . Give me the insurance. sizzles come on, maggie. The first ride we go on will be for you. Roofi riding on a bug riding on a bug youd rather be in school than riding on a bug riding on a bug riding on a bug youd rather be in school bug be damned gasps than riding on a bug ay, caramba dont get off the bug dont get off the bug certain death awaits if you get off the bug ripping welcome to the bug, welcome to. groans groaning gun clicks heroic music plays whoa, this place sure has changed since dizznee bought the rights to cosmic wars. bluegrass music playing bart oh, geez mechanical whirring purchased for 4 billion, i was. Yet still hoodie ragged, wear i do, this. Pirates of the caribbean huh . They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people. No means no we know now no means no we know now. highpitched haha my cartoons werent good, they were just first all ooh not enough ketchup. groans weve been here six hours and the coolest thing weve done is stand in the cool zone. Announcer the cool zone is beyond maximum capacity. Disperse, disperse. crowd grumbling screaming sighing happily how about that one . excited shouting screaming ooh, i dont like the end sounds on that. Announcer by 1994, well have drivein theaters on neptune life magazine will be 400 pages long slowly and your telegrams will be delivered by jetpa. Well, thats it. Weve visited every section including churro county, toonton abbey, but you know what we havent had here . Ill tell you fun. The kind of fun attractive families have in commercials. Hey, dad, i see a ride that actually looks decent. I just want to sit down, but the line for the bench is too long. No, look, its a ride that just opened and no ones there. Dad, i dont know about this. Its not on the park map. Lisa, those maps were drawn by the first explorers of this theme park, hundreds of years ago. Lets go. Kang assume a sitting position. Kodos one seat per human. Come on, start this thing im not impressed. This is so fake. Homer uhoh. All ooh weve left earths atmosphere. Prove it. squeals i cant believe gus, youre not scared are you . Youre the second most famous groundhog in pennsylvania. I dont like thunder bashfully this is getting creepy sfx loud thunder clap grrrr, did you say creepy . Creepy cash . The new instant game from the pennsylvania lottery. Yeah, with top prizes of 50 grand. Thats a monster of a prize. Keep on scratchin are we there yet . Welcome, humans. There is nothing to fear. I am kang the abductor. What the. . This isnt halloween. Are we truly in space . And if so, why . All will be revealed in time, unsuspecting humans. Why does the last thing you say sound so ominous . Its just the way we speak, easily reassured fool. sighing happily oh yeah, thats good. We shall now attend to the complex calculations of hyperspace. chuckling hey, captain squid if you really want to be nice to us, how about some snacks . Whatever you say shall materialize. Potato chips. blue danube waltz playing doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh stupid kid, you ruin every trip hokey smokes i cant survive in these conditions whoa sighs hmm grunts hmm laughs homer, please. Thats creeping me out. Doh chuckles let me just. There you are, just like new, not a freak of nature. Wow, look at all these knobs and buttons. They are clearly a superior race. But maybe that means theyll be nice to us. You mean like europeans were to the native americans . Or the belgians were to the congo . Thats right. Pick the only two times in history where things got messy. We have begun our descent to our home planet. Please turn off all portable electronic devices. Whos gonna stop me . Perhaps you havent noticed the air marshal. Have your cups lost their suck . Slipped on some drool . Larry h. Zeeblezorp will have you rolling in space credits. Wow. This place is completely alien, but everythings in english. Just like canada. Can i turn my phone on . Kodos not yet. Now what . I say we take this bucket home to earth engine not starting come on. Come on, you son of a. Thanks for flooding it. engine not starting groans take these pills, and you can breathe our atmosphere. Are there any side effects . Yes, im afraid you will never develop tentacles. groans behold the wonders of our world. Purple landscape, purple trees. Yeah, you really went with the purple theme. We can change it at will. Now look upward to see our seven suns. gasps so, you use a lot of solar energy . We have federal rebates for the panels, but few take advantage of them. Now we shall show you the sacred mysteries of our life cycle. Behold, our miracle of birth. Each birth is followed by another birth just seconds later. groans all groaning and finally, a sadder slice of our lives. Gaze upon the dead being dumped into a river of their own drool. bagpipes playing farewell, dear friends, on your sacred journey to the chopperupper. Aw. Why are you sharing all this with us . Because we want you to fully appreciate the planet. That you will never leave gasping wait, are you telling me were prisoners in this cage . Okay, take five. dissonant bagpipe chord screeching dont look at them. You can see those birds any time. meows screaming right hand red aah i win. I think. grunts would you like one of our toys . Thanks. Why did you do that . I thought it was a ball. That is the one thing it can never be. plays instrument out of tune dont be alarmed. I am a trained humanologist. Let me just check your heart. All well and good. You obviously exercise. nasally see, marge . Anything you need . Perhaps youd care to have your ink gland expressed. Youre the doctor. Homer you have to stop dropping your pants for everyone who claims theyre a doctor. Fine. Now, i am here to complete your knowledge of our great and generous species. Are you the guy that talks nice before they kill us . Eh, well come back to that. As young thinglings, we are schooled in the wisdom of the universe. Physics, mathematics, fortran. The greatest of the programming languages and now the part that is difficult to tell you. At the end of a life welllived, there is one final ritual. We must eat one of you. all gasp but well let you have the fun of picking which one. laughs theres only one fair solution. We have to put it to a vote. Before we vote, id just like to point out in sophies choice, she saved the boy. humming a tune this isnt a happy thing here you go. Okay. What the. . doh well, we havent heard from maggie yet. Now, what the. . scoffs gibberish, pure gibberish. Youre the last vote, homie. groaning tis a far, far better thing i do than i have ever done before. Hey, look, maggie made you a farewell card. That kids got talent, but come on now do you see why im a vegetarian, dad . I get it, lisa. I finally get it. You do get a last meal. Id like rabbit, lots of rabbit. Ah. Yeah. We love low prices. No bones about it. [ laughter ] thousands of blue tags. Thousands of low prices. My giant. Fios is not cable. Were wired differently. We guarantee to make switching easier. Well show up on time. Youre right on time. As promised, to install fios and set up the wifi that janet, jamie, jenny, jemma and jasmine need on their birthday. Thank you. For all their new devices. You cant break me. You want a piece of cake . Switching to fios is easier than ever. This is your last chance to get 100meg internet, plus tv and phone for just 69. 99 per month online. Hurry, our best offer ever ends soon. Only from fios. Trying to make me eat my greens . Low. No, just trying to ve you some green. Whaaat . thousands of blue tags. Thousands of low prices. My giant. Welcome to the world series of chomping. This annual consumption ritual is brought to you by scalp salt. From the same wonderful folks who make elbow pepper and groin gravy. Here comes sacrifice Homer Simpson. His hobbies include sitting, lying down, and reaching for things without success. Come on, folks, lets put your eyelids together eyelids clapping doesnt your culture say anything about mercy . Madam, you are speaking to the kindest and gentlest of us all. Lets see skull crusher, skin peeler, eyeball popper, scream collector. gasps got it. Our elder klaunax has been chosen for our ceremonial first bite, after which Homer Simpson will be dipped into a spicy cheese fondue. Fondue . Welcome to a faculty dinner party in 1979. Silence and celebrate the solstice of slobbering to the sounds of the rigel 7 childrens choir. Tasty creature we salute you all slurp for your juicy sacrifice. all slurp groaning laughing grunting a transporter beam someone is trying to steal our sacrifice. Yes this mysterious tube can only lead to somewhere good. So long, you stupid slobbering. What the. . grunting and away we go way to go, george mucus. The fattest, stupidest man on earth slipped right through your sticky tentacles. Why, you little. what is this baffling construct . Its called a knot. A not what . Knot with a k. Ks are silent . Really . Ive been saying kitchen. Thats correct. Both huh . homer gasps male do not fear. You are among friends. We are the resistance. We dont believe in the barbaric consumption of other species. So, what do you eat space broccoli . Space broccoli has the most advanced feelings of any creature in the universe. I stepped on a piece once, and it cried for six years. Frankly, they are a little full of themselves. Who are you talking about . Um, earth broccoli. Yeah, i hate those guys. They think theyre so big. Lets go, homer. Where are you taking me . You are about to behold the secret rebel base. Aah whee yeah why are they dancing . Shouldnt they be making weapons . This is excellent training for the party we will throw when our rebellion succeeds. music stops male oh, turn the music back on. In a minute first, noble human Homer Simpson will explain his primitive yet beautiful culture. bird caws but perhaps earths greatest achievement is moon rocks. Oh, and the golden age of radio. all oohing truly a species with much to offer. Male seriously . Are we listening to the same guy . Silence homer, we will get you back to earth. What about my family . Why do you care . Its just your sex mate and spermlings. Sex mate . laughs clearly youve never been married. But its great, im telling you. Unfortunately, we only had the means to build the spaceship for one. We spent most of our money on the party. Well, it is a great party. The pod is equipped to fulfill your deepest desires. Just concentrate. Suddenly, this trip has gotten interesting. gasps what the. . oh, who am i kidding . I couldnt enjoy calorie one without my family. Im going back to save them aw, if i could just live inside that head, so full of noble thoughts. growls, grunting the golden rule states if the chosen one escapes, his family is eaten as forfeit. What do your rules say now . That all will be eaten. Doh this system is really rigged against us. bart and marge groan you forgot to glaze me. No, i didnt. You licked it off i think somebodys afraid to admit hes out of glaze. groans glaze, please. growls make way for the queen i shall take the first bite. It is quite an honor. whimpering whats that . Part of your magnificent behind. We sliced it off when you were sleeping. It does look delicious. gasps what is it, my queen . This ass is most disagreeable. gurgles the creatures are composed of completely indigestible toxins. These humans have been poisoned by their unhealthy fastfood diet. Um, are you sure you dont want to try me again . You . Your lunches of hummus and rice cakes combine in your stomach to form formaldehyde and animal fat. Really . But i thought. Youd be better off chewing tobacco like the boy. What . dad said i could try it. Homer dont you people realize your queen is dying . Im afraid the lardo speaks the truth, your majesty. Its all right. I have seen many glories and have only one regret. That my breasts arent bigger. I dont see any breasts. And those will be the last words i ever hear. grunts useless humans we will send you back to your planet, and your memories will fade. So, it will be as if none of this ever happened captains log, stardate 65848. 2. After successfully conquering the rigelians. Right, conquering. Well, at least maggie can fly us home. Thank god its just like her busy box. Well, i guess weve learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like threebean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched. Were receiving a transmission from an unknown source. Hey, i finally tracked you down my oatmeals gone cold. The cat ate my heart medicine. Im engaged to my nurse. Set a course, mr. Maggie. Anywhere but home. Homer doh i cant believe gus, youre not scared are you . Youre the second most famous groundhog in pennsylvania. I dont like thunder bashfully this is getting creepy sfx loud thunder clap grrrr, did you say creepy . Creepy cash . The new instant game from the pennsylvania lottery. Yeah, with top prizes of 50 grand. Thats a monster of a prize. Keep on scratchin [ roars ] [ up tempo music ] dinner may i be excused . Get the new xfinity tv app and for the First Time Ever stream live tv, watch on demand, and download your dvr shows anywhere. Shh. Announcer this program is a paid presentation for omega xl and is brought to you by great healthworks. On this episode of larry king reports, well discuss the benefits of omega3s in fighting chronic inflammation. Well meet ken meares, the c. E. O. Of great healthworks and creator of omega xl, and sharon mcquillan, m. 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