Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20131026:07:47:00
Don't get promoted as much. they do worse in court. it is a tough life being ugly. trust me. >> i might argue with that, said abraham lincoln. >> he looked like daniel day-lewis who was a 9.8. >> check your socks said winston churchill. come on, man. come on. >> that's all you need to do is be funny and the ladies will like you. >> why are all comedians so lonely then? >> look at them. >> first of all, i don't call myself a comedian. >> neither do anybody else. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us, red eye at fox news.com. got a video of your animal doing something? go to fox news.co...