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It was a cute little doll. >> yeah. it was. there's a lot of cuter and whackier memorabilia. take a look at some of the stuff you can get if you are coming to jolly old england. it apparently shows the lovers in a profile gazing lovingly at one another. you can also get the crowned jewels condoms, guys, where you can lie back and think of england. that's their slogan, not mine. kiss me kate beer. okay. there's one brewery making that. the germans have come up with this tea bag called kay tea and william. and their slogan is it all started with a cup of tea. and you can get these imitation dres...

What's that red thing? meanwhile, her dad -- she is talking to a big red thing. he is telling elmo how much money he will make. the dad who reportedly signed a reality tv deal before the doomed voyage is responding to critics saying, quote, sailing in life is dangerous. teenagers drive cars, and does that mean teenagers shouldn't drive cars 1234* people who hold that opinion have lost their zeal for life. they are living in a cotton world tunnel. >> you know who hasn't lost their zeal for life? >> almost as successful as abbie sunderland, and a little cuter. kittens are adorable. a guy almost ...

Going to, like, be naked in a public place, even if it is art, you have to expect the perv. >> you have to expect to be groped. in a weird way, bill, groping is also -- it could be considered art. if a nude person is standing there is art, my actual groping of the naked person is a performance art in itself. >> there is a word for it, frodgerism. >> i was smearing frod idge on myself. >> that is way more creative than two naked dudes. >> you let elderly men groab you for cash. why not turn it into an art piece? >> they are not getting tips. a, where will they put them? the guy that got sentenc...

Real suffering. all right, have to move on. sorry, ron. we can talk about it on the break. from ads with dads to jokes with smokes. the diplomats from gutter or cuter, depending on who you are who snuck a smoke on a united flight will be taking another flight out of the country. he lit up in the plane's john. there he is. he looks charming. when air marshals con president frod him he joked -- confronted him, he joke bed setting his shoes on fire. then they scrambled to escort the flight to denver international airport, which begs the question, how do planes scramble? i never understood that....

Clarence thomas cases. do they recognize a rush to judgment is not only unfair but destructive to the process and to individual lives? every accuser has a right to speak out but should be obliged to have his or her allegations challenged and sometimes aggressively so. the accused should not be presumed guilty and he or she should have every opportunity to clear his or her good name. now, chairman grassley has dedicated monday to a public hearing where judge kavanaugh and his a cuter, mrs. ford, have been invited to appear. kavanaugh is ready. according to reports late tonight and a letter from...