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Wouldn't it make more sense the other way around? if that was true, you wouldn't be a proctologist, you could be an astronaut. >> so many things distasteful in life and stupid and there are these rules that everybody has to follow. it's tedious. so they deserve lampooning. >> this was an awful morning. i get up this morning and put maxi pad on adhesive side up. oh, come on, you've done it. >> there is so much comedy in the little details of life. it's just taking a magnifying glass and throwing it out to the audience. >> well, that's sort of my job, to think about stuff that a lot of us are to...

Aren't people stupid? not us. it's the others. you ever notice? >> why is it? >> do you ever catch yourself? >> why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? wouldn't it make more sense the other way around? if that was true, you wouldn't be a proctologist, you koud be an astronaut. >> so many things distasteful in life and stupid and there are these rules that everybody has to follow. it's tedious. so they deserve lampooning. >> this was an awful morning. i get up this morning and put maxi pad on adhesive side up. oh, come on, you've done it. >> there is so much comed...

Aren't people stupid? not us. it's the others. ever notice -- >> have you noticed -- >> what is it with -- >> why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? then if that was true you wouldn't be a proctologist. you'd be an astronaut. >> there are so many things that are distasteful in life and stupid. there are these rules that everybody has to follow. it's tedious. so they deserve lampooning. >> this is an awful morning. i get up this morning and put my maxi pad on adhesive side up. come on, you've done it. >>...

Aren't people stupid? not us. it's the others. ever notice -- >> have you noticed -- >> what is it with -- >> why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? wouldn't it make more sense the other way around? if that was true, wouldn't be proctologist but astronaut. >> so many things distasteful in life and stupid and rules that everybody has to follow. it's tedious. so they deserve lampooning. >> this is an awful morning. i get up this morning and put maxi pad on adhesive side up. come on, you've done it. >> there is so much comedy in the little details of life. it's jus...

Ever notice -- >> have you noticed -- >> what is it with -- >> why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? wouldn't it make more sense the other way around? if that was true, wouldn't be proctologist but astronaut. >> so many things distasteful in life and stupid and rules that everybody has to follow. it's tedious. so they deserve lampooning. >> this is an awful morning. i get up this morning and put maxi pad on adhesive side up. come on, you've done it. >> there is so much comedy in the little details of life. it's just taking a magnifying glass and throwing it out...