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He'll sniff your hair and stink of your plays. [cheers and applause] >> greg: chat gbt wouldn't where i that because then the they would come for him. they asked chat to write something in the tone style of her famous father and it responded i cannot apply because harmful or divisive use goes against my policies. but when asked to emulate justin trudeau the ai smeared shoe polish on its face and went to a yoga class. so is this proof ai is already doomed to be another left wing cesspool or can we pull the plug if it keeps spouting nonsense just like canada does with grant mothers. i wonder wha...

Public park last night at 4:00 a.m. he seemed to have a lot of energy. oh, and another thing, poop, poop, poop, poopety poop, poop oto all over the place, diarrhe, crap. [applause] >> tom: ai greg is pretty close to the real thing, kat. >> he looks better, though. >> tom: how soon? because i think they are going to come for our jobs. but how soon do you think, kat? >> i think i'm irreplaceable. >> tom: what do you think, folks? [applause] >> i also don't think it's going to kill me. i think that's a toss-up between cancer and heart disease. [laughter] i read the statistics! >> tom: she says it...

Mass layoffs happening across the tech industry. learn to code, losers! we have already covered how chatgpt passed the u.s. medical licensing exam. now it's passing graduate-level exams at prestigious business and law schools. as you can see, the only thing it can't do is cut janet yellen's hair. [laughter] no industry is safe. humanity itself may not even be safe, if we are to believe the experts from oxford university. they recently predicted ai will surpass human intelligence by the end of the century, ushering in the dawn of so-called superhuman ai, which they say will literally kill every...

Could live forever. so what's your take on the economy? >> poopy poop, poop, dump. >> greg: thank you for stopping by ai greg. yeah! [applause] see, i don't even have to work anymore. all right, tyrus, i kind of know -- >> tyrus: why does your ai look like sebastian gorka? >> michael: it's like sebastian gorka and zelinski had a baby. >> greg: i went to see that. i know what bugs you, tyrus, but let's just consider that a huge faa outage of last week was human error, not software. we talked about it, remember i said -- >> tyrus: i was with you, finish your point. >> greg: if you get all of the...

Of media with ease, which means they will eventually come for my job, look, they already replaced to jimmy fallon. >> there was alpha, delta, but the latest variant might be the best! it's xv p.1.5. >> greg: some engineers already captured my essence in digital form. and here he is. [laughter] so ai greg, thanks so much for being here, you must have a lot to say, what's on your mind? poop, poop, poopy, poop. it diarrhea. >> greg: what are your thoughts on climate change? >> oh, big poop, little poop, poop everywhere. a poop on you. >> greg: wow, it's like i